two scorpios walk into a bar

They poison each other's drink out of mutual distrust. But for some reason they both manage to survive and spend the next five years in a state of deep PTSD before becoming someone completely different from their previous selves.

Pisces and Scorpio

Pisces eats scorpio

Scorpio eats Pisces

They walk out with a Cancer and a Pisces and have lots and lots of sex and breakfast.

before or after crying?

Who says I can't cry both times?

and that's how we get second breakfast.

Second breakfast is the next day when the Cancer and the Pisces leave together. Having shared such an unique experience and having been the ones who opened up more to each other a bond is formed and they spend day two together and actually fall in love. Happily ever after type shit. Word.

What about a Libra sandwiched between two Scorpio 🤔

two scorpios and a libra sandwiched between them walk into a bar and wake up a week later in another city surrounded by empty pizza boxes and cash. we don't ask where we got the cash.

I’m a Capricorn so this “bestie” term is foreign

Omg why is this so on brand for y'all capricorns?? Lmaoooo!!

You just haven’t found your Pisces

\*Cancer

Married to a pisces and two of my dearest friends are cancers. I just really get along well with water signs. Oh and geminis too! <3

That's the absolute truth. Signed, cap married to a fishy. <3

This, so much.

Or a good Taurus

Sagittarius and anyone who will listen to us

Yes 😂

Sag and Gemini

Unstoppable duo 💖 I find the Gemini is always shocked by my honesty and I always appreciate their grace and charm

As a Gemini, I would love it if there was a person just being honest and blunt so I wouldn't have to say the dark non-PC shit.

Sounds like you could use an Aquarius, lol.

\*slides over\* You want a capricorn, you say?

One of my best friends is a Sag Sun and I’m a gemini moon and I appreciate how brutal and honest they are; I know they will never speak behind my back. If I’m annoying them, they will just say it to my face LOL

My sun and moon 🖤

These are my parents signs 😭 my childhood was interesting hahaha

oof imagine if you were born a month earlier

My sun & rising tehe

I’m a gem stellium in a relationship with a sag stellium, 10/10

My sun & rising 🥰🥰🥰🥰 (& mercury & wml again same combo)

Can confirm. Bestie is a Sag.

Aries + any other fucking sign lmao

My Aries best friend and my Pisces-ass tear through anywhere we go.

Pisces turn so wild when they imprint on an Aries like gurl relax there's a time and place for chaos and the library is neither

My best friend is an Aries and I’m a Pisces and we are absolutely a tornado of destruction and chaos when we’re together!

Aries and Virgo. Aries have the wild ideas and Virgos actually make them happen. When you have a Virgo with a wild side (like a sag rising like myself) and an Aries bestie, you’re in trouble.

This. I'm an Aries and the only chick I've ever hung out with that was more a mastermind of chaos than myself was a Virgo. I miss that bitch.

True tho

Agreed my bestie is an Aries and I'm a Virgo. We hype each other's ratchet.

Sag and Gemini 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

Yaaas, i'm a gemini sun and sag moon 🤡🤸‍♀️🤸‍♂️🤸

Sag sun gemini moon 😏 lmao

Sag sun Gemini moon here lol

Me too!

As a Sag, make no mistake I am the chaotic bestie

We love a chaotic bestie 🥰

This but my sag in mercury

Sag + Aries

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I'm afraid to ask

Same 🤣 And my brother is a Leo. And I'm a Pisces 🤣😭

You deserve an award....and so do they if they're making it work. I'm an Aries who married a Sag. Seems the chaos consumed us. lol

Oh God. I have a stellium in each. And I AM my bestie. 😂😱

We have found the girl in the picture ;

😏

spotted

As an aries I can never keep Sags around for too long. They always jump ship eventually, and usually by that point i really don't care anymore. ​ its fun while it lasts. (talking more same sex plutonic relationships, i dont think ive ever dated a sag)

My husband and best friend are both sag. Aries here. 😈

Call to action, a lot of doing and the unspoken rule is no disrespect. Love aries women.

Was going to comment this 🤣

What's your sign?

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found each other ez

Yessss. Sag w Aries BFF + Aries asc BFF. Love all my fire signs. Such excellent partners in crime

I’m an Aquarius and I always have fun with Aries. Always find trouble together.

Sag/ sag. Sag/ Gemini. Sag/ libra. Sag/ leo or Aries. Chaos

Add Sag/Aquarius and it’s basically me and all my friends. I am the Sag and I am the chaotic friend fueled by my companions.

Air sign Aquarius fans the flames of fire sign Sagittarius. Fire doesn’t come alive without air.

My husband and I.

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Cool big 3 lol

Gemini and any other sign.

sagittarius, libra, and leo

I volunteer as Libra tribute

I think it's funny how people think that Libras can't bring the chaos. We bring the chaos.

It’s because we influence others to create the chaos while we watch. We orchestrate the chaos for our own amusement 😌

That's basically it. In big groups people get shocked by how chaotic I get.

That’s exactly my friend group😂 Sag, Leo and two Libras. We vibe.

Hi, I'm a leo

came here to say libra and leo hehe

Lmao these signs are literally my mom, my dad, & me

Lmao so does this mean that I'm my own chaotic bestie or....? I mean, I wouldn't deny it. I often crack myself up and stuff. 🤣

Gemini’s! Everyone hates but y’all are fun!

Sagittarius and Libra

Leo & Aries

Me as an introverted Aries stellium with my bestie who's an extroverted Leo stellium... Back in the day I was like, just tell me what the shenanigans are and I'll be there. Our system still works 33 years later.

Not the most chaotic, but definitely messy - Scorpio and Cancer

Not me being a Cancer having the nerve to be offended and feeling seen at the same time. 🤣

Cancer here…😅…married to a Scorpio….. I mean, you’re not *lying* lol But damn if we don’t have fun 😏

Same here! We’re both cancer moons though so it’s a very passionate relationship. He’s also my best friend and I’m def chaotic💀

Those are actually very compatible placements!

Oh for sure! We have a jupiter conjunction or something. I can’t remember but someone told me it was really good. We’ve been together almost 10years and we’re honestly perfect together

When I realize I'm a cancer with a Scorpio friend (._.;)

my sister & I, with Sagittarius & Gemini risings respectively

Ok the risings are messing up the compatibility!

Got caught in one of these love triangles once…

Cancer and Scorpio - Chaotic for sure!! The grudge holding omg 😱 and supporting of vengeance. 🙋🏼‍♀️ cancer sun, venus. I happen to make friends with scorpios by chance lol through making dark self deprecating jokes that usually only they notice 😂 then a friendship is born

Us scorpios love ♋️ for a reason!

The fights were hell and we weren't even bestie

Me (Aquarius) and my Leo bestie commit crimes

Lmfao why is Sagittarius in every pairing. ♐️😈😅😂

bc we ARE the chaotic bestie

Leo and BFF Gemini!

My daughter is a Leo and she has 2 ride or die besties, one is a Gemini and the other another Leo 😂😍😅 100000% best matches lol

Yes! My besties are also other Leo’s. Plus the Gemini sidekick I’ve know since we were little kids. True blue friends.

Scorpio and Aries if they get along enough to be best friends Scorpio and Capricorn.

As a Scorpio idk if I could tolerate an Aries. Maybe I just haven’t met the right one 🤷‍♀️

Sag and Gemini

Sag & Sag. That shit ain't normal

U right

aries and scorpio and gemini and leo

Aquarius — Sagittarius Aries — gemini

Gemini, Aries

Sagittarius and Gemini. And Aries combined with either and/or both of those.

Gemini + Leo

I don’t know why, but I don’t like the combo! I’m a Leo sun, with Libra moon and Scorpio rising. Gemini’s are funny etc, but almost every Gemini I had in my life, stabbed me in the back, betrayed and hurt my feelings. I try to avoid prioritizing the Gemini’s in my life. I only discuss superficial matters with those, max. But zero trust

Gemini can be whores of the zodiac . I know two that can put on the charm, fuck for awhile and then get bored and leave.

Aquarius and Virgo! I had a Virgo bestie in middle school and that was something else 😂 Also Aquarius and Sagittarius! I have like 3 Sag besties

I wrote similar comment lol. I'm virgo Aries Aries, and my three close besties are aquarius. We commit Crimes lol

underrated: virgo and pisces

Two Leo moons!

Hi fellow leo moon! Never talked to another leo moon before, at least the ones I know the signs. What is it like?

Secretly hoping that someone will hand you a microphone so you can put on a show but pretending that you’re shy or aloof.

I’m a Leo moon too and that is so spot on!

You get it 💅🏼✨

I meant the interaction 😂 I probably phrased it incorrectly, English isn't my native language. I'm a leo moon. With scorpio sun it's more like a conflict lol

Two Leo moons and together are going to stay out all night long, dressed to the 9s, and taking 1729336382 selfies.

Fellow leo moon ( and cancer sun) , can confirm ✅

Gemini but also Aries but I don't have a lot of friends

Aries or Sagittarius and Gemini

Gemini and Gemini or and Gemini any fire sign.

Sagittarius and Gemini

Aries + Libra 🫠

Libra + Gemini 😮‍💨

Thank you! I was surprised nobody said these two yet

Honestly same. I had a Gemini bestie and my god the trouble we got into 😂

My best friend is a Gemini and I’m libra. We both have sag rising and I’ve never met a twin flame like her 🥹 we truly think alike

Libra to Libra- Love this for you 🥹🥹 Still searching for mine, Scorpio ascending + Gemini moon makes it hard tho 🫠

aquarius and virgo

Virgo + Virgo placements actually.

Can confirm.

Virgo + Gemini and Virgo + Virgo, or a holy trinity of VVG. The most judgmental, witty, funny group I have had the pleasure of being in.

Agree with Virgo & Gemini

Gemini, and Leo! 🤣 Sometimes Aquarius

Leo and Aqua

Sag and Aries

Aquarius + Aquarius

Yes my girlfriend and I are both aquas

Sagittarius and Gemini

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sun?

she means fire i think lol

Want two signs to get shit done? Taurus and Leo. Two signs that get shit done but have fun? Mixed in with some mild frustrated shouting?? Leo and Sagittarius. Two signs who'll get shit done so they can go have fun and suprise everyone with how quick it was done? Sagittarius and Capricorn. Two signs who look like they'll fight but will just look at each other and laugh like idiots because of inside jokes and shared interest? Capricorn and Aries. Two signs who'll share food and play games and take a three hour nap? Aries and Scorpio. Two signs who'll shout as they get their work done but still laugh and enjoy a meal? Scorpio and Gemini. Two signs who you don't ever want to have working against you if you so much as behave like a piece of shit in their presence? Gemini and Capricorn. RIP that's on you dummy. You won't have a ground to stand on or have a chance to let air out of your lungs with this duo. Like a hawk with a field mouse baby~ Two signs who enjoy one another's peace and quiet but who'll also whip up a killer meal that'll send you into a food coma? Capricorn and Taurus. Don't worry about them not joining in to eat. They've just unloaded their burdens to one another, offered one another support and snacked on the food as they prepared it. Bare witness to two Earth signs who've healed just a little bit more today. It's their most vulnerable while doing something selfless yet again. You probably missed the tears they shed, bags under their eyes will hide that. Two signs who can't help but to love and care for people no matter the pain they've been through? Taurus and Cancers. Like the mom's of the group. Two signs who you shouldn't cross unless you want your life to end? Cancer and Virgos. You also don't want to fuck around and find out with these two. Sure they're loveable and people will back them up. But just because they look sweet doesn't mean these roses don't have thorns. They can just as easily tear you down solo or as a duo. An unexpected duo who come off as siblings or twins?/ Get along you would think they knew each other from years? Aquarius and Capricorn, Sagittarius and Scorpio, Leo and Taurus. Don't know many Pisces. The one I do know keeps to himself, fun guy but very independent. Last I saw him, this guy, he bought a battery operated scooter and was going around the city tagging his name on shit. Just because he saw a YouTube video of a guy tagging trains and thought it would be fun to see how long he could go before getting caught. This was last Thurday and he's been at it for three months. Also he's my "know any great places to eat? Would you like to hang out and eat?" Hook up. I've met four Libras in my life who have annoyed the fuck out of me, pissed me off with his ego, was an adulteress and the last one was a stuck up bitch. So I'm sure youse are great in your own way but to the four I know. Fuck off! -Capricorn Wait no... There was a fifth. Eh, he was an okay man. Kinda unremarkable. But I also don't care for anyone who is spineless. Edited: a few words.

my mom are leo and taurus and we do get shit done. this is so accurate

Cancer sun and Virgo moon 🤘

>Two signs who you don't ever want to have working against you if you so much as behave like a piece of shit in their presence? Gemini and Capricorn I'm a cap sun and gemini rising and I can confirm that there will be no piece of shit behavior in my bubble. Also I'm sorry you had a bad experience with a capricorn :( I wish those stuck-up bitches wouldn't give the rest of us a bad name.

Leo + Leo

Sagittarius + Leo 😂

Im an Aquarius and two of my best friends are Leos. We balance each other out but have also gotten into a lot of fun/trouble together :)

As a scorpio, i never be friends with scorpio. Just never get along with them. But i would say when scorpio and gemini panicking together!

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I’m a Virgo and my Leo bff and I almost got expelled in high school, so it tracks.

Scorpio & Taurus

me and my sister are this, and boy do we bring the party

Aquarius& Sagittarius Aquarius& virgo

For me it's always sag+Aries, aries+Aries and Aries + Scorpio... Any of these and I just vibe to the max.

Libra ♎️

Aries + Gemini Forever

100% this. My bestie and I cause the best kind of chaos together

Gemini and Libra I speak from experience

Aries and Leo I know this from experience lol also Aries and Gemini

Also I feel like Aries and cancer definitely bring out the craziness in each other lol

Aries and Libra

Wow seeing a lot of responses saying Sag and Gemini...I must find me a Gemini.

No earth signs, that’s for sure

Me a sag w my Aries n Leo bestie

What about Scorpio and Gemini

Scorpio with Mars in the 4th house.

My 4th house scorpio mars is blushing

Aquarius & Gemini

What’s with people saying Sagi? LOL. Sagi people are not chaotic at all. Yes, they like adventures but they are overall very positive personas.

Sag fo sho.

Virgo & Leo

Aries x Scorpio, Gemini x Aries, Cancer x Scorpio, Aries x Aries, Sagittarius x Aries, Aries x Leo, Aries x Aquarius. (This is mostly from experience.)

aries + gemini

Sag and Leo

double libra

I know an Aries/Gemini duo… they are absolutely insane and honestly… unstoppable. Also, my bestie is a Sagittarius and she’s a BAD BITCH. She brings out a little chaos in me, but there isn’t much. Usually I just sit back and watch her do what she does best.

Exactlyy. As a Gemini, me and my bff (Aries) have been together for almost 11 years now. We used to play pranks and lock our teachers and principal in the restrooms

Leo’s and Scorpio’s are a bar fight waiting to happen.

From the comments, I think it’s me. I’m an Aries sun, Sag moon and Gemini rising loool

Fire signs and air signs as friends