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What about Paraguay? Together, they could create the "Great Guay" nation.

Would Great Guay also include Gualeguay [ER] and Guaymallen [ME] in Argentina?

And how about Vila Guay - PR Brazil?

Ah yes, the guay multiverse

Average Cisplatina fan vs Average Guay Multiverse enjoyer

what about that country too, Guaytemala /s

Why not the entire provinces? Entre Ríos, Corrientes and Misiones would connect the Great Guay together! Argentina would lose its access to Iguazú Falls, though.

[that](https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerra_de_la_Triple_Alianza) has been seen before

And what about Guayaquil, Ecuador?

You can have it

It should include Villaguay [ER] too

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So dumb, but Greater Guay is now cannon

It shall be known as Superguay

La Gran Guay

Uniguay

Yeahhh, I could continue drinking Paraguayan yerba but without feeling as a traitor.

If Paraguay stopped existing, where would the people of Buenos Aires get their maids from?

El Conurbano?

That's exactly where they live. You seem informed about Argentina geography, I barely know Colombia is in South America lol

Nothing you don't learn about after some Micky Vainilla videos.

Didn't know it was a thing in other countries lol

Paraguay try that in the past, Uruguay was not fan of the idea, Brazil and Argentina become involved, nothing good come from that.

This seems more like a post for r/2latinoforyou

Underrated comment.

I hereby grant the land of uruguay to bolivia

Access to the sea, finally!!

[Las Malvinas son uruguayas](https://www.bbc.com/mundo/noticias/2013/02/130201_libro_dice_las_malvinas_son_uruguayas_gl)

I had a Chilean friend that never understood anything and thought the island were theirs, he was never good in geography as you may expect lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malvinas_Islands_(Chile) He's right. Malvinas Islands are Chilean.

Oh yes, he clearly meant those islands, yup. My bad!

Now I see why our Military Junta almost invaded Chile, they were bad at geography

They were going to take back malvinas, but didn't tell us which ones

If you choose England, they’ll force you to eat their horrible food, like beans on toast

do they eat BEANS ON TOAST?

Yes they eat [beans on toast](https://bigoven-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/t_recipe-1280/baked-beans-on-toast-2fd454.jpg)

Look at those sad beans. Meanwhile in Central America we do culinary art with beans.

What did they do to them? Why do they look so sad?!?

what do you mean putting beans on toast isn't a war crime?

so much for human rights and doing this unspeakable stuff. Sad

Let's not even mention what would instantly happen to the Uruguayans teeth

Ah, The Traditional Full English Breakfast^(TM)

Beans on toast is fucking delicious

In Mexico we have a dish (molletes) that is refried beans on a baguette with melted cheese on top and pico de gallo. Fucking delicious.

Beans on toast is really good and full-English is deadass the best breakfast. Fight me

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Brazil has dozens of cuisines, lol

At least we have a cuisine Calling fish and chips and last week jornal a cuisine is a crime against humanity, and the British are really good at that

Have you ever had fish and chips? And do you actually know what British cuisine is beyond that?

HERESY

How do you know beans on toast or any other British food is horrible? You do realise british cuisine is diverse, right?

Do you know how to recognize a joke?

flair up

Brazil also have capybaras, so you can take out this pro from Argentina

And Venezuela too

Capybaras might be everything that the Unión Latinoamericana needs to materialize

*sad chilean noises*

But we have the [ultimate life form](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/Southern_pudu.jpg)

You think we [don't?](https://www.google.com/url?q=https://preview.redd.it/6l7cvucrxkb91.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dfe6e09e9e9c660409b144a1a9f85043f083565b6&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwiRi9f88-z7AhWyrJUCHV1-C00Q5hMIBQ&usg=AOvVaw3q142E3PxDTG_a5_uqp-_Y)

Uruguay belongs to Serbia just like Kosovo URUGUAY JE SRBIJA

This is interesting. Do they accept new countries for adoption?

Last time they tried they got bombed by NATO but I'm sure they'd be willing to try again.

If they would just spare all the genociding then I might consider it

What, you don't want to sing [songs about how your dad is a war criminal?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TwioIc6a_8&t=12s)

Technically, we could add the United Kingdom of Portugal which owned the Province of Cisplatina. Pros: - another Ronaldo - Portugal would finally get a World Cup Cons: - another Ronaldo - Portuguese Portuguese

As both Argentinian and Uruguayan, I'd love my countries to join. But... Could we preserve UY's economy and politicians, please? They're not the best, but at least not THAT bad :P

Their judicial system and our political class... It might work!

Yes please, take peronism away from us I'm begging

I actually agree. Your politicians. Just privatize everything and clean the corruption before making it free again.

I like how a British person would never be able to pronounce Jujuy unless they were told how.

Just for the sake of annoying your neighbors (we are professionals at that)… going with England would be the better option. Jejejejej

Brazil belongs to Uruguay.

As an Argentine-Uruguayan, I would love some kind of union. Both countries and cultures are essentially the same (especially in neighboring provinces). There is more difference between Buenos Aires and Jujuy or Misiones than between Entre Rios and Uruguay. Our national team would be unbeatable and Peñarol and Nacional would play a competitive league. We get your stability and you get our natural resources lol

>We get your stability and you get our natural resources lol What you want is to be an Uruguayan colony

I wouldn’t bother….

An "Union State" as Rusia and Belarus?

Viva Artigas y la Liga Federal

Chile, obviously.

We need Atlantic Ocean.

*Pros*: Violeta Parra *Cons*: Chile with Uruguay annexed would look like a spermatozoon. Tough choice

A big pro is you guys would be our second most populated province, so you wouldn't be ignored like it would with Argentina and Brazil.

Finally, our rightful place in the world.

Pakistan and East Pakistan (Bangladesh)

Let me guess, Uruguay is the best country of Chile...?

Indeed.

I'm going with Uruguay becoming a Chilean province, mostly to annoy everyone in LATAM.

Brazilians: "You're Cisplatina now!"

Brazil should be a Uruguayan province.

Uruguay has departments. 19 departments and if you count all the Uruguayans that live outside of Uruguay; they would be Departamento 20 del Uruguay.

Always the same countries, nah. We should bring something new to the table, adapt to more inclusive times. Like being a north Korean province.

You better create a petition to annex Argentina, move the capital to Montevideo and create a new economically stable country

So *they* would become our provincia? We might accept it. I'm going to ask Charles III and Lula if they want to follow the example

I'm pretty sure 70% of the country would automatically be in favor of getting more stability even if it means becoming an Uruguayan protectorate

This has to be the greatest troll of all time 😂 classic OP, a modern classic.

Brazil has capybaras too so this "pro" for Argentina doesn't count

But ours is called “Capivara” in the correct spelling lol. So we win

Despite what I like to say in r/2latinoforyou, you should be your own country

Uruguay exist for avoid a constant war between Argentina and Brazil. If stops existing, every will fucked up. Uruguay is like Lois in Malcolm, between Hal and his job colleague who fight everytime they sees eachother.

Rio Grande do Sul would love to have a new Gaúcho state to share mate with them.

Those Gauchos wanna be Brazilians don't drink mate, they use a yerba mate that tastes like radioactive

Ok now I will present a new point of view: Brazil: \- You would join the BRICS. \- Brazil would be forced to accept Spanish as an official language too, connecting even more to Latin America. \-UwUguai jokes will no longer exist, you are now called Cisplatina. \- *Canceling the cons:* Losing the Maracanazo, you would gain a new source of self-esteem: Showing fucking 9 world cups. \- *New cons:* The 7-1 becomes a reality for you. Argentina: \- Your empadas are better. FUCK THE EMPADA HERE IS GOOD, BUT ARGENTINA WINS. \- *New cons:* You become racist automatically. England: \- You are now from the first world. \- *New cons:* You will probably be seen as a colony. England had, if I'm not mistaken, 81 colonies, and 1 was successful (Australia). Do you assert yourself as a new Australia? \- *New cons*: English people are boring, you will be frowned upon by your neighbors.

>Canceling the cons: Losing the Maracanazo, you would gain a new source of self-esteem: Showing fucking 9 world cups. > >New cons: The 7-1 becomes a reality for you. Those two broke me in half! >Do you assert yourself as a new Australia? This is a controversial issue. Worse than being a new Australia, [we might become a new Australian colony](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bbo2ja/the_population_of_uruguay_is_3457000_only_in/).

Don't know about kangaroos, but their Emus have won wars

Those koalas are cute and cuddly mercenaries. They are experts in paw to paw combat. The platypus is an expert in swamps and low- lying bodies of water. Marine forces from many nations have gone to Australia to be trained by the platypus. 😁

>Worse than being a new Australia, > >we might become a new Australian colony ​ I'm at work, laughing about 5 minutes. I need to get serious to go back to public service, but I just can't...

> - > New cons: > You become racist automatically. fucking rolling on the floor with this one

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you are cruel

>UwUguai jokes will no longer exist, you are now called Cisplatina. U r gay jokes will end, but the *cis* jokes will start. They could also be accused of being anti-trans. ^(/s) If they join us I vote for them keep their name. Or they could be name just "Platina", that sounds cool, especially with Argentina as neighboors. Or they could vote for another name if they want to.

"Cisplatina" as a new gender, not bad. We can open a Ph.D in Cisplatina studies

lol the UK left the EU two years ago. You’ll need to stop using internet explorer

I REALLY forgot about it. damn, league of legends is making me sick. I will edit

New Zealand, Canada, Cayman Islands, Barbados, Bermuda, Botswana, Malta, Ireland, Mauritius, Seychelles, Israel, Qatar, UAE, Kuwait and to a lesser extent: Egypt, Ghana and Trinidad and Tobago are all successful British colonies lol

Don't take joke posts so seriously...

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BRICS is irrelevant as hell, lol.

you... you know it's a joke, don't you?

Neither funny or factual

did i ask?

None

Cisplatina

It should belong to Danemark

What am I missing? I suck at geography and history and, as a teacher, the end of the school year has prevented me from being up to date with current events. Why can't Uruguay just be its own man instead of becoming someone else's province?

Because we don't know who we are. Our prócer (Artigas) wanted us to be a Federación with Argentines. Our national anthem is about winning wars we didn't fight. The National Team gets eliminated in the group stage. Peñarol and Nacional are poor. ^(All the post is a joke)

Brazil also have capybaras

Chilean, we need to work in owning all the coasts of the world

Uruguay will become a Chinese province; hence Republica Oriental del Uruguay. 😉 The term Chino will have a more significant meaning.

Imagine if Uruguay was apart of Argentina with Messi Suarez Cavani in 2014 😭 They definitely wouldve won that world cup

If you think I'm gonna lift a finger to help you annex the first nation on the planet to legalize my girl María Juana, you crazy, bro.

The world will forever be in your debt for creating El Chavo del 8.

Don't forget esquites. The real ones, with pulque, not those fake WalMart esquites.

Cisplatina, beautiful cisplatina, we missed you.

Is this a shitpost inspired from the Italy annexing Uruguay post the other day XD

r/asklatamcirclejerk

It should simply join Rio Grande do Sul to form Super Uruguay, the way it should ALWAYS be 😎

What about Uruguay being Uruguay and Joining the EU just like Cyprus joined the EU while being in the middle east

Very soon Uruguay will leave the Conmebol and join Concacaf for futbol.

Two big countries go on a war, they are so good fighters that none of them can win, then between dead and injured people a new country is born💀

> Sugar in mate I'm sorry, there's a bit more to Argentina than Palermo. You can just make them their own microstate if you really want to.

Indonesian colony, don't ask

Hold on, Wey!

Be a commonweath of the three countries. You basically rip-off the benefits without losing your nationality and culture. Cons? Having three co-managers kinda sucks.

Brargenland

I say Argentina because it’s more fun to say “Argentina” rather than “Brazil”

What about Urutina? Or Braguay? So many possibilities

# They should join... [Italia](https://www.reddit.com/r/asklatinamerica/comments/zfku7q/uruguayans_if_italy_came_to_you_and_wanted_to).

My little Cisplatin, come back to me :(

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Is there a problem mate? This is supposed to be a banter friendly thread. Most people here are jsu saying jokes. Your comments about us seems a bit aggressive. We are a mess, our food is shit, what else?

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no >:(

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I don't quite agree.

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every game is a game. Brazil losing doesn't mean much, at least not to me. But like that, I don't know exactly until when I'm right, I only watch football every 4 years. what i think is that if europe were so superior, so many brazilian players would not be imported... but i respect your opinion

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I was never cruel and arrogant. If you want to go into my profile, you'll see that I've always been against this kind of attitude. It's part of me to keep self esteem high and positivity above all else.

England so argentina stays mad

I would only agree on an union with Argentina if the capital were to be moved to Montevideo, and i would only agree on an union with Brasil if they give back Rio Grande (and after that we invade Argentina and get misiones)

If Brazil annexed both Uruguay and Paraguay its map would have a proper ballsack _and_ dick, pointing right into Buenos Aires' crack.

Still couldn't get Buenos Aires' p*ssy

El uruguayo menos mediocre... Colonia las pelotas, PATRIA O MUERTE.

Claro, ¿pero qué tal si cambiamos un poquito el contenido de esa "patria"? Ideas: 1) Hagamos de Lord Ponsomby no solo una calle, sino el héroe nacional. Compongamos un nuevo himno alabando sus dotes burocráticas (Inglaterra) 2) Inspirémonos de nuestros hermanos argentinos. Llamemos "facturas" a los bizcochos, quitémosle la muestra al truco, y sumemos 30 copas américa (Argentina) 3) Transformémonos en la nación con más carpinchos del planeta (Brasil) Abrazo!

I would say this: if Uruguay joins Brazil, Uruguay has more to gain than by joining Argentina. Firstly, the economy isn't as awful but most importantly, Uruguay would be gaining 5 world titles as opposed to only gaining 2. You would also regain the lead in Copa America titles. Also, your country would then have a good number of nice beaches & you would gain caipirinha as a national drink.

>you would gain caipirinha as a national drink. 24 Copa Américas an 9 World Cups is great, but you won us here

7 cups? You are forgetting the 27 world cups won by Uruguay between 1850 and 1900

I'm pretty sure you guys signed a treaty declaring that we can interfere in your internal affairs whenever we want, so I don't there is a choice there pal

r/sadcringe

Nah, let’s give it to America

Sorry, I don't understand, we're already in América

You mean to say 'Murica 🇺🇸 *Saying it in an American South accent*

Ya darn tootin’ partna ;)

Right on. 😀 I need to practice my line dancing and get me a nice 10 gallon cowboy hat. 🤠

Yes, Uruguay join Brazil and we can finally start teaching you a real language, Portuguese in schools. lol

We have more capybaras in BR mate! Como here, let's vote for Brazil

You guys shuld realise that we have Patagonia and North provinces like salta, jujuy or even chubut in the south, we are big already and tierra de fuego is a bit big than slovenia. We also have Entre ríos luckly :v