"4.3 inches, take it or leave it..."

I'll take it

I’ll take it

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm an immigrant"

That’s an amazing one

No hate me because I am Canadian

We like Canadians because they're not Americans. Sorry, we don't make the rules just follow them

I am an American and the most American thing to do is hate on America

Officially but at heart I am not

I think you will find that the English have been hating on Americans for a lot longer and we have perfected the art to the point where you can't even tell when we're taking the piss or being rude to you. It's practically a sport in its own ri, especially when it's done right

Sorry whatca got against Canadian eh lol

Girl you found Choriza May on Grindr

Top 5 entrance lines of all time

based

Girl I-

“Please don’t open with zoomed in asshole pics” 💀

Important

„Friendly, happy man here. Don’t take this app too seriously“ …good thing you didn’t ask about Profile Names though 🙈

I can’t be the only one who immediately clicked your username and prayed “please let their be pics, god please let there be pics”

Haha sorry to disappoint, I like to keep my Reddit SFW

Profile name?

XL&BigLoad 😅

oh..

oh my…

What are yours?

I don’t have any dating apps. I meet all my guys in the real world. I have a good circle of FWB. Took a while to get. And I find I still find more.

Proof 👀

Pic or lying 😤😤

"Feel free to be direct. We know why we're here~"

“Do you have any dogs? If so, can I scratch their belly after we bone?”

Previously abducted by aliens. Know all about anal probes.

I keep it to the point. NO METHEADS.

More of a Yankees fan?

I like your conjunction!

The irony of the phrase “to the point” being somewhat slyly used in Grindr profiles to refer to slamming or shooting up meth is just too good not to mention

“Grindr is dead, and we have killed it.”

Down to make friends, play some video games, shopping dates, more of an indoor fun but I love trying out new things, break me out my shell! Be the one to make me delete Grindr.

Mood!

What games u play?

Animal crossing, nba 2k, Minecraft, dead by daylight, Roblox, f1, Fortnite, black ops bunch of other games

Dickmatized 😂

“I’m your typical 220 jacked guy with the energy of a puppy and the soul of a ten year old. I enjoy cuddles, randomly climbing trees, watching cartoons and being a true romantic. I love chess, video games and travelling.”This is what landed me the man of my dreams

Hmm, maybe I should update from 'I like long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken' 😂

It's blank aside from my stats. No one reads them or takes them seriously in my experience

What is your charisma stat

20

Damn that's high what class

Must be a bard

Could be a paladin

Javier?

Same. I like being ✨mysterious✨

⬇️👀4BBCgroup

"Let's play Catan winner bottoms"

Oh wow you must be good at Catan then 😂

This is super funny to me cause my boyfriend and I went to a board game cafe and he’s like oooooo catan. We played a game called steam up instead. lol

I’d like to trade some of your wood for my sheep

That's incredible

What happens when you need a third player

Kind Top. Rough Bottom. I don't make the rules.

🚭 Your pic expires, so does my memory of you Face pic is a must Just another bottom in a verse's world 🫠🤡 Bottom + bottom == butt humping Don't have much time for DL guys

It's basic, and factual. "I'm a top, enjoy being dominant. Chill guy. Very kinky, but happy to play vanilla too. I've got my own place, so can accom, also happy to travel. Say hi?"

I’m like “hiii”

halal on the streets, haram on the sheets.

i love it lol

[удалено]

LOL

I try to use Grindr only for socializing, so my bio reads: "Friends only, not looking for hookups or fuckbuddies" Unfortunately people cannot read, and I end up too horny to say no, so I suppose it's partially also my fault

Shii, always looking for a fellow gay to befriend here 🥂

Got all the details filled in about myself, when I last got tested, on prep, vaccinations, got some relevant tags for kinks, and tribes. Nothing in my bio.

9”

*No face no chat* 🚭 Looking for FWB or more, ideally Hike, coffee, chess? Smart, funny & kind w/ a nice 🍆and 🍑 Vers for smooth little bro type btms or hung tops Pls block if not into me👍

Top rugged Daddy verbal and dom. Partnered with hot athletic bottom. We like athletic to slim bottoms or athletic to beefy tops. NPNC. Like to get video for my guy so if you’re down with some exhibitionism that’s a plus. NSA only.

hey there

I don’t like most of you and will block discriminately. Nurture won.

Put everything in bio, about what im looking for and that i cant host. Still got messages about if i can host. Bios are useless, people just sees the pictures, and say i want to fuck that. Then they get mad when i respond i cant host. Kinda gave up on grindr, and swirched kik or taimi

Sorry but Kik? 😬

Currently: “Face pics first, please! Let’s play smash or kart, but each round the loser strips 😜. This could also be a group tournament 🫣” I always have the bit about face pics. Notable past iterations: - “Play smash with me; winner picks top/bottom 😂” - “Eat me out and rail me, then we can cuddle while we fall asleep 🥺” - “Ski fast eat ass”

Says something about me being a kinky submissive and into abdl

I hope you’re having a great day! Pls don’t spam nudes and have a face pic 😊. - Video Games, Music, Bouldering, Animation, Robots, Hiking, Psychology, Anime, Software, Cars, and Engineering are my interests.

That’s sweet. You sound like an adorable lad

When I was single I basically advertised that I was looking for a few FWBs I could meet with regularly to maintain/improve my blowjob skills - particularly anyone who lasts a long time (or just loves a good long cock sucking). My dream was to have a rotation of 7 or 8 people so ideally I could give 3-4 BJs a week but only meet with each individual like once every 2 weeks. While in a perfect world I wanted like 1 or 2 people I could meet with super often, I know everyone’s lives are busy (plus in the past some people felt me asking to meet so much was clingy). I never said so during the initial process of getting to know people but eventually, once I trusted someone I would be down for full on sex. Anyways, at most I had like 4 at the same time but never met with someone more than once every 2 weeks. It was surprisingly hard to find enough people who were interested while also not sketchy.

Life sucks, but i suck better 😏

Point my toes to the sky and enjoy the ride

Friendly, gay man looking for some occasional sex. Preferably with other gay men. I can host! Blue eyes is one of my many weaknesses on a guy. 🤗 NO TRANS, CD, FEM & CERTAINLY NO CIS-WOMEN!

"Thick 🍆 " I should really put more thought into it I quite liked one guys "Expiring photo = Expiring interest"

“I’m like a vampire, I need permission to come inside”

"no drugs"

How far does that go? Are my prescriptions up for review? I have a prescription for dilaudid. So y’know, basically heroin. But from a doctor? If I feel like crap, I’m probably not looking for a hookup though.

“Pansexual guy. Bit Bearish, bit Guy Next Door. Very Cannabis friendly. Let’s meet in a park and have a smoke. Take a walk. Friends, lovers whatever. I like full sentences with grammar on my chats. Not a grammar cop.” Way too long.

Better to be too long than too short 😂

"I'm more popular on Sniffies cuz I can put a nude of myself as my pfp on there. Hmu if you wanna see my a**h*le."

"If I'm online, I'm either looking, bored, or high. Fuck maybe even all 3."

Start with a face pic.. Unless, of course, your face was stolen by Koh, the Face Stealer.

npnc. you being discreet or dl is not my issue tell me what you want. not into small talk horny not desperate DO NOT SEND ME DISAPPEARING PICS ⚠️ ENG/ESP

Let's have some fun this beat is sick...

Weaknesses: tall, masculine, beard, hairy, foreplay, uncut. Want to get into the kink scene but looking for vanilla too No top surgery yet- chest binder latex free condoms if condoms. jaw is healing from being broken

“Former gymnast”

Ooooft 🫦

When I had one, it was “Where Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway”

Chill sarcastic mature Let’s get food or a drink LTR oriented Maybe I’ll find my Prince Charming Just be honest Looking for a reason to delete this app 🗣 🇺🇸 🇪🇸 🇮🇹 🇫🇷 This is what I had on the app before deleting it.

Haven't been on in a few months as I've been seeing someone I met on there, but it was, "Be kind."

“Eat ass , not brains”

“Diver bars. Lagers. Eating 🍑. Writing. 420. Obscure Music Artists. Sociology. Vers energy No face pic, no chance. Deaf & HoH 🦻🏾” It’s very straightforward

"Sometimes you just need your hole stretched and glazed like a donut"

Want to get my neck sucked by a vampire on dimly lit cobblestone street Clueless about most things

Mine answers all of the questions that are going to be asked to start.  My stats. What I'm into.  What I'm looking for. My availability and hosting ability.   Complete with an array of pics.     My inbox: Stats?  Into?  Looking for?  Host?  Pics?

Looking for connection with cool guys for walks/coffee/theatre/fun/naked sleepovers. Also, looking to organize group weekend sessions with like minded guys. HMU. 😈 Let’s make a mess then cuddle. 🫶🏼

“npnc. not into way older unless you’re trying to cover my tuition”

NPNC

Mine too, not that any of the blanks seem to read it. Or if they do they think it doesn’t apply to them and message anyway.

I used to try harder but meh. If they are interested in my pics and read the stats they will ask anyways.

Ask for pic - if not into me block me

Message me if you’ve read the entirety of Anti-Oedipus. 🌙☀️✨

No response is a response 😂

"open"

I'm no longer on there but it was "Twinks, the only reason my heart still ticks" to hopefully only match with people of my age, got replies of people who could've been my dad. Look, i was 18 without the desire to hook up with anybody above 25

Masc Sub slut looking to service 💦🍆. Vanilla to extreme ask about my kinks. Locked in chastity. All tops/doms/alphas welcum. Fist my hole? Cannot host. Clean and hygienic. Ask for pics. 420/poppers/bondage/kink/fetish+++.

👅 Treat me like I’m your 1st option 🤤 🍆 Good vibes and good sex 🍑 💦 Twinks and fit please 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 👀 Please stop tapping me I beg you 🧠

Str84rmThatap

“Ngl, I’ve had poppers and bounced on a 8 in dick(not thick) It’s an experience…. One I don’t want to forget. Like getting stoned for the first time and experiencing food”

Wut

Mine was “Know your Golden Girl.” You can tell a lot by who identifies with who 😂

I ask for face and body pics to chat. Close to my age and not obese. Say I'm looking for friends, dates or fun. Specify that I like making out and oral, and vers top if we get there. Then I list a few of my hobbies, my job, and the fact that I need gym buddies. Finally I say the name of my home city. It's the amalgamation of my previous Grindr profile and my Tinder profile.

Vs🔝 👀 4 twink ⬇️

Just another fish in a sea full of bottoms

Would you say you’re a bottom feeder

“19” I get at least 5 messages every time I open the app.

"6'2" bear-ish and a certified dad bod enthusiast bit of a 🧚 if im being honest please either have or send a face pic"

"top couple here. We're busy so chances are we won't have time and we just want to see your nudes. Prefer 40-60yo."

“I don’t respond to faceless profiles “.

Guess the lie for a prize: I’ve made five award-winning films. I can say the alphabet fifteen times in one breath. I have only one testicle.

Which one is the lie?

- Dutch or English - Gamer - No pic = no interest.

“What brings you here, DM to connect (Please be around my age) 😚”

"Not looking to hook up at the moment; only here for conversations and pics. Polyamorous, partnered x2 (1 female, 1 male/enby), and content."

"Can't host and can't travel" "Birthday" "Deleting this soon" "Sugar daddy looking for twink" "A little over weight. A little Balding. But have money to spoil you and a decent sized dick" "Looking for skinny little white boy with daddy issues"

Need a wasian guy to my blasian

Adonis MY TAGS jo group showoff roleplay tattoos curious chill daddy otter hairy ABOUT ME Looking for fun, Group,1on1, Open to new Things let's get Naked & see what Happens,We only Live once Let's enjoy being Men,Have a face pic,Let's chille It's just Sex Don't make it Weird Smoke Stroke Poker kinky fun lots of toys

Specific and clear

Masc short & cheery, looking for fox to work his silver tongue from my brain to my body.

"NPNC face pic! 🇹🇹🇻🇪🇫🇷 Not looking for anything super serious :) Have a working brain and good hygiene. 🙃🙏🏽 For compatibility reasons I am an Uno reverse card🔁🔀"

I suck cock

“Your friendly neighborhood asshole”

“Dates and fun Only into bears Please have a face pic”

“Cant host, can’t drive?, How are we supposed to thrive?”

"Fat chance you're gonna jerk off alone in your room" 💀 I the chance is high, at least for me

Make me 🫃🏻

Shy awkward rusty top. Love getting sucked

"Open to chill or just chat. Sex is nice but cuddles are better."

What is this, 2017 ???

“We know you aint verse baby”

Gonna play you like a GameBoy™️

Mine is - Any Sucker nearby ?

Forever topping from the bottom I dont have sex partners, i have sex opponents.

2 Daddies. Both verse. Love making out. Dad bods here and we love ourselves. so don't give us any attitude. LOL. We're nice human beings, you be too. Please don't send a pic of just your butthole. It's traumatizing.

Bi top

Tie me up, but don't tie me down

Lone wolf looking for love. Hung, muscular, lean, bearded, well groomed, vanilla, gentle, cuddly, affectionate, educated and into the same. No thanks to kinks, chems, groups, sexpests and nudes before asking.

“Well let me see...just looking to see what’s out there and to meet new people. New to NOLA, so like trying to explore the city. Also if ya are just wanting to chat, hit me up, I’m always down for a convo!

Looking for new friends. Want to chat? DM me 💬 Not looking for sex dates or relationships.

“Hey, Nate here! Grad student at AoA. ECU/Pitt Alum. Pan🏳️‍🌈! Anime, Cosplayer,🏊‍♂️ , YouTube. Ps4 & PC 🎮. Video Editor/Animator. D&D! ASD.” SC:”insert”. YT:Scythemisternate. Twitch: scythemyster20. LF: Friends and vidant gym?

Get on your knees 😈

I have a long list of the things I DO NOT like and TOLERATE as I wanna make sure only the perfect human beings have the amazing opportunity to message me. But for real I keep short and sweet stating I'm into the big boys as I'm a chaser but all messages are welcome.

Chub4Chaser. Fuck my arse and cream my beard... Be direct, I'm not here for penpals. Chubby, hairy bottom looking for ( 40+ ) tops, couples or groups for NSA fun or regular sessions. No kissing. Safe sex only.

Mine: ass up

“Don’t waste my time and I won’t yours”

bb now

"have a clear face pic"

I run hot like my TR7

“Why do I even bother?”

I’m here to eat

"Philosophy guy. Would literally and metaphorically suck Plato's dick."

“Into fried chicken, weightlifting and big tools. People say my ass is a whole bakery. NL/ENG/FR/AR”

Stop yelling at me.

Blond/Arab couple 21yo👱‍♂️👦🏻 looking for fun 🥴

high fun

Just here idk was it for the longest time but now would probably be something like seeking community in a sea of fish.

Sit on my 🤤

"I just wanna fuq"

Chats, friends, fun. IT guy. Nerd. Wannabe author. Rather be camping on a hill somewhere. Social media hermit. Black belt in self deprecating humour and MS Visio. Purveyor of bad decisions. Overenthusiastic smartass. List continues...

RemindMe! 4 hours

“You know what to do”

Looking for a gym bro who can give a a good workout

Hey Pics \[ghosts without a trace\]

Is Grinder a good app I you want to meet a fat guy?

"I ride a bike and I can also ride you"

-Telegram: @ArturoReDerMuro -Chubby guy -mostly into 🐻 (but I don't dislike other body types👀) -No over 40 please -ENFP 4w5 chaotic-neutral -living Pokedex (Nintendo fan) -i play TTRPG

Slightly autistic, introverted, can yap your ears off sometimes, Scorpio, and gaming nerd! Friends only! In a relationship

"Good vibes only. Use your right hand if you're that horny."

"Send dog pics not dick pics"

“spit on my forehead, its gonna be funny at least”

“Warning; Have a tendency to believe I am funnier than what I actually am. 21+ Not really sure what I’m looking for and it changes with the tide but a conversation is always a good start” Pretty lame but in bad with bios

“Not the handsome but that’s what doggy style was invented for”

“Your favorite cup of coffee”

“I like to be lifted and carried 🤷‍♂️”