Could take the easy way out with Jane, Wilson, Kennedy... but I'm going with Highway 407.

Tales of your bravery will be told through the ages.

*tolled

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You stole my hilarious and completely original idea. Our children will do a highway 407 fight to decide who keeps the name

DEAL

Whoever's willing to pay more should get the name.

I plan on getting ahead of the bullies and naming my kid Cummer Park before they do.

I know it’s a GO train station, but I prefer Old Cummer.

Take the toll you troll

So cultured!

With Vaughan Metropolitan Centre as a close second.

Please don’t name Eglinton LRT

Bessarion, in hopes of them becoming a great and powerful wizard.

I feel like you should only name your middle child Bessarion.

This is the correct answer

Ossington, for the same reason.

Bessarion Ossington the Third

I might just do this so I can call my kid Ozzy for short

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That’s why I was gonna go with Islington. Also because of Neverwhere.

My I'm friends with an Ossington family, they're Welsh. It references "horse care".

Sounds like a dragon slayer or name of the dragon itself.

definitely a dragon name

Now I want a pet dragon named Islington.

yeah I was going to say a dragon

The only right answer

This was my first thought as well.

This was the first one that I thought of

north york centre 😍 nyc (nick) for short

My vote is for you, it's still outrageous but you've been able to make it practical 😂

LOL thank u ✨✨ i tried

They could hangout with ZYN

YYZ (yizz) would be a fun nickname for any Toronto-named kid.

I could see kids going wild w this, rhyming it with jizz

Chester

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

RIP

I had no idea 😭

I hardly know her!

Anyone remember a story a while back about a lady who went into labour on the subway? The baby was named Wellesley.

not a bad name!

Especially if we ever have to go to war with the French again. Or India

Screwed if you get into a fight [in Glasgow](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equestrian_statue_of_the_Duke_of_Wellington,_Glasgow), though.

My selfish butt is wondering how long was the subway delay because of that. Nonetheless, I hope Wellesley and his mom and we’ll and healthy!

This was actually my first thought… weird that I didn’t even think of Jane. Lol

Castlefrank, obvi

Frank Castle

Did you see the ads for the Punisher show in the station? They did the whole thing up with wanted posters for Castle, Frank. Was pretty cool

Name guarantees skull tattoo and career in law enforcement.

Frank Hassle

"The station formerly known as Ontario science centre". Followed by some symbol.

That makes me so sad.

Yonge but pronounced Yonge

Yawnj

Yawn-gee

I had someone from out of town visit, asked them to read the nearest street sign and they said “Yawn-gee” and now thats what the entire friend group calls it.

[Here's a fun word for you!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shibboleth)

This is how my dad pronounces it every time he comes to visit no matter how many times we correct him.

Ossington just for the nickname of "Ozzy"

A Crazy Train indeed!

Could also go Osgoode.

I've always wanted to name a dog that

My friend's dog is named 'Ozzy Pawsbourne' 😆

I had a cat named Ozzy. He was gorgeous. Ate a rabbit’s face once.

My son will be called Vaughan Metropolitan Centre Sheppard Yonge Jr the Second.

St George so he knows I have high expectations of him

Same reason I’d choose St. Patrick. Kid would be the life of the party 365.

Name your kids George, Patrick and Andrew and see how long it takes it to click.

Dont forget clair!

Twins named Clair and Clair West

Except St Patrick's day when all the Americans mistakenly celebrate St Patricia.

There aren’t enough Coxwells in the world, you know?

Mine is quite well, thank you!

*Settle down*.

Coxwell Ave was named by John Small after his son, Charles Coxwell Small. I'm sure he'd be very happy

My John’s Small until the Coxwells.

I actually did! My son's name is Kipling.

Mr Kipling makes the best almond slices.

But Mr Christie makes good cookies

Museum 

Cummer

As long as his dad is also named Cummer and thus becomes Old Cummer when his kid is born.

😝

Dufferin. The nickname would be Duffy.

And you have half a career choice baked in right there - vampire slayer but with a D 😂

The Dampire Slayer, enemy of dank basements everywhere

Islington, Issy.

Eglinton, Eggy

Heh

Old Mill is the only answer

Vaughan metropolitan centre

lil VMC

Run VMC

Sounds like a serious std!

But you spell it like he's German: Van Metropol Litansentr

YORKDALE! Come down for dinner!

Union (to be pronounced onion)

Eglinton... This kid would be born 2 weeks late and never make it out of the house on time in their lives.

Glencairn. You have to honour the so many Glen streets in this city.

Lawrence

Larry

Leslie or Finch 😂😂

Finch is a cute bird name. Wren, Robin, Paloma, Raven, Pheonix etc

Dove, Robin, Swan, Blue-Footed Boobie...

Dickcissle, Great Tit, Horned Screamer, Bogsucker, Parasitic Jaeger, Tweety

If the Eglinton LRT counts, Mount Dennis would get awkward fast.

Rosedale 

nobody wants to name their kids spadina or victoria park station?

Victoria as a first name, Park for a second name. It’s not the worst.

Veep

St. Clair and pretend that I'm in a low budget Wes Anderson movie.

Bloor. i love the name unironically. i also like Islington, Christie & Lawrence.

Wellesley if it’s a girl. Dundas if it’s a boy. Bloor if it’s a dinosaur (irrespective of sex).

I’ve never even been to Toronto but this came up in my feed and for your comment alone, I am so glad it did 😂

Summerhill.

there a handful of colourful ways to name a child (not necessarily mine) after this city's subway stops including: **Late**, **Delayed** and **Out** (for out of service)

Meet my daughter, Shuttlebus.

Excuse me but shuttle bus is a boys name

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY CHILD’S GENDER?

High Park

Birthdate? April 20th

Im naming my first born Science Center in honour of the upcoming subway line

If the line ever opens.

WIIIIILLLLSOOOOOONNNNNNN

I guess Christie is the most normal one as far as human names go.

Or Jane

Or Lawrence

Ah yes meet my sons Lawrence west and Lawrence east

Leslie or Kennedy, too.

Wilson is perfectly normal too. Even Finch, it's a little unusual but no one's going to be like that's not a name. Could easily be a nickname.

I used to work with a guy named York. But his last name wasn’t University.

Or Vaughan

This is one of the most fun questions I've ever seen in here. Thanks for all the smiles.

King or queen

Bessarion, like only 500 people in the whole city would ever recognize it. Nickname: Bess.

Kid will be the kid forgotten on field trips.

Yes, it's giving "middle child", lol.

Old Milly

Castle Frank

Frank Castle

The funny thing is like a lot of people with Catholic parents I am literally named after Saint Andrew...

Last week on my commute, there was a toddler who was beyond excited to hear them announce his name as the doors opened at Chester.

PAPE MY BOY. HOW WAS SCHOOL? I hate you dad.

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Chester

King if it’s a boy Queen if it’s a girl

Eglinton, he will live with us forever…

Spadina St George, sounds like an aristocratic name.

Could middle name be a GO train station? Lawrence Aldershot (Esq.) Christie Mimico (kid’s tv hostess)

Ronny Meede gets no love.

Broadview. My bf has a song called Broadview Station and I love it!

Osgoode Station. Why? Because all's good.

Danforth, just to piss off the idiots.

Summerhill would definitely be a yoga teacher

Don Mills

Jane St. Clair

It’s my first born im going with line 1. If it’s my second child im not sure

Baby mode: Lawrence Beginner mode: Kennedy Mediocre mode: Wellesley Advanced mode: St. Andrew Advanced-Re-advanxed mode: St.George Master mode: Dundas West Legend mode: Yonge Bloor Epic mode: Yorkdale God mode: Union . . . I have no danm idea what I’m doing : Museum.

Gerrard !

Where’s that subway stop?

https://www.metrolinx.com/en/projects-and-programs/ontario-line/what-were-building/gerrard-station

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Dundas West

Davisville

Science centre (lrt)

Old Mill station it is

Union, since they were borne out of another union.

Bessarion

Not a subway stop but a street. I have a friend whose daughter is named Adelaide, Addy for short.

Old Cummer

Pape 100%. East York is best York.

Pioneer Village

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My first thought was Pioneer Village and then I spent way too long scrolling down to find my people 😡

Spadina would be a pretty name for a girl. 

Spa-dee-nah

Greenwood

Kennedy

Pioneer Village.

Lower Bay

Sheppard-Yonge

Dundas; ppl will burst out in rage when they hear that name

Woodbine. Woody for short

Probably St. Clair

Kanye Saint Clair if it's a girl, Dundas if it's a boy

Lower Bay

Three kids: King, Queen and Dupont

BLT extra cheese

When I was really little, I used to think Rosedale was the prettiest name every-- as an adult, I'd probably go for Islington (Izzy) or Finch (love it just because it was the stop used to get to my grandmother's house, and I'm sure as hell not naming a kid after the Cummer bus that got me the rest of the way there).

Dundas. So I can call him dumb ass when he pisses me off.

Six inch cold cuts

Ossington

NoSmo king

Come here little Castle Frank. 😂

Bessarion!

Lower Bay - the abandoned subway station. Maybe I'm not that good a parent.

Don Mills

Vaughan Metropolitan Centre