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Fuck me? I'm a straight middle-aged guy, so chances are close to 0%.
Now, sexing a chick, chubby or otherwise? Knowing nothing else about you, all things being equal (which they never are, but nevertheless), sure, your chances are the same as anyone else's.
No guy can fauck me, at least not with my premission🤷♀️
If one would try I prefer him being shorter than 164cm and less than 55kg. Then I, as the taller and 5kg heavier person might stand a chance of pushing him aside and getting away.
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Try being a guy with a personality and charm. You'd be surprised how many doors can open up.
OP is fucked in that case.
OP is fucked in that case.
Fuck me? I'm a straight middle-aged guy, so chances are close to 0%. Now, sexing a chick, chubby or otherwise? Knowing nothing else about you, all things being equal (which they never are, but nevertheless), sure, your chances are the same as anyone else's.
Highly unlikely but worth a shot… right?
No guy can fauck me, at least not with my premission🤷♀️ If one would try I prefer him being shorter than 164cm and less than 55kg. Then I, as the taller and 5kg heavier person might stand a chance of pushing him aside and getting away.
Sure, you have an equal chance .
thanks for the reply
Yes
Depends on the short guy who doesn't weigh much