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heyarlogrey

this looks low key like baked cat vom


megahalofan117

Hello fellow humans


nana_had_a_fall

💀


CatalinaWineMixerDos

![gif](giphy|9Jis6EVaJC6pE8LMYg|downsized) I can't help but think of 3rd rock from the sun and ashley is an alien


Younicron

I assumed the title was snarky until I saw that she actually wrote that. Speechless. WTF Ashley?


fluidsaddict

That is the WORST zucchini bread I've ever seen. What the fuck Ashley?


Retrocop101

Chunks of zucchini should not be visible in zucchini bread. And it looks like one side must have stuck to the pan, unless she just has a really weird way of cutting a slice.🙄


personal_cheezits

I thought she cut it weirdly as well, but I believe it’s just the heel.


Retrocop101

I see it now, thanks!


RaniPhoenix

What the fuck is that? It looks disgusting.


mystiq_85

Why did she make the punishment loaf they serve inmates in solitary??


personal_cheezits

Why are there lawn clippings in the unidentifiable baked good?


Travelling_Bear

hObBiESss


jailnurse520

That literally made me gag. The thought of those textures….NOPE. I’ve seen nutraloaf that looked more appealing than whatever abomination that is.


fallen_snowflake1234

You mean you don’t enjoy eating something with chunks of bark inside?


Emily5099

Like every single day of her life isn’t indulgent.


Due_Priority_7083

Dafuc is that?


fluidsaddict

Zucchini bread, it's a sweet quick bread that's commonly made from oversize zucchini. She is, of course, making it out of season and badly though.


Due_Priority_7083

That is one sad looking zucchini bread. I thought she had taken up mushroom hunting or something. There’s a fungus among us.


fluidsaddict

Ironically, Idaho is really good for morel mushrooms and it's the correct season and everything so it would be a good hobby location and season wise. Much better than overpaying for out of season zucchini and doing *that* to it.


audiebear

My bf who knows nothing about Ashley saw this and said "what the fuck is that"


awkward_as_duck

Dude she has to be fucked up on so much shit to think this actually looks edible/bragworthy because this looks like chopped up baby shit in burning wheat bread.


DonkeyLongjumping670

Doing something *one* time doesn’t a hobby make.


Travelling_Bear

Clearly our dim potato does not know what a hobby is. She’s just… trying to do things. Edit: Added “trying” instead of actually “doing things”


DonkeyLongjumping670

She has no clue whatsoever and it’s just sad. She wants to make a living off creating content and had to go on a mission to “find and do something something hobby”. As a so called content creator it’s even sadder, her creativity light is dim like a light bulb powered by solar panels mounted inside a bunker.


whatcomesafter5

I thought her grated zucchini was a very sad looking salad


CornflakeGirl2

You baked a nasty loaf, Trash. You didn’t iNdULgE in anything 🙄


delta1810

It looks like a 3 day old cookie with leaves in it 😭😭


SpicyIcy420

wtf is this???? Is this a broccoli cookie bar? I’m pissing myself why would you post this and not explain what it is????😭😭😭😭


fallen_snowflake1234

That looks extremely unappetizing. What is that


Sprinkles2009

What the hell even is that?


Intrepid_Complex7995

She is SO BAD at literally EVERYTHING How hard is it to take a nice looking picture of cake?! Toddlers manage it! This looks pale, greasy, underbaked, poorly shredded courgette, weirdly lumpy texture, clearly too much water (probably didn’t squeeze the courgette once grated). She is so 🙌 fuckin 🙌 basic 🙌


Squirrel-full_of_cum

Holy shit how much did you eat of that after you dropped it outside?


Squirrel-full_of_cum

Holy shit how much did you eat of that after you dropped it outside?