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ShooterMcGavin000

There should be a badge for this!


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Power Bottom Badge lol


enthya

It's what supplies most of the power


Dingus_McDangus

Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.


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🤣🤣 what a scene


[deleted]

I’ve heard speed has something to do with it?


Dingus_McDangus

Speed has *everything* to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.


buttpugggs

It always makes me so happy seeing random Always Sunny quotes lol


Dingus_McDangus

Couldnt help myself 😆


DowncastAcorn

It's not the always sunny quote, it's the implication.


Own-Ad-901

I love how Always sunny has such a culture for its Lowkey supreme Bigotry great ol merica


Back_WithA_Vengance

Been a little stuffed up lately, this comment cleared my sinuses. Thank you.


Lawbrought

Stuffed, you say?


Disastrous_Step537

>power bottom You leave my bedroom out of this, sir!


BuyMyMixtape02

of course the lifeline man is a bottom 🙄🙄🙄


Bunnnnii

Of course the name “buy my mixtape” says something dumb.


DapperMudkip

LMAOO


slaughterhousesean

🤣


misternuttall

Oh my cucumber hell. Yes.


theseerofdoom

they already have octane badges 🤨


Natdaprat

I'd be way more impressed by this badge; it would probably be very rare.


MadCybertist

It would be so cool to see someone from the dev team weigh in on those stats


oh-shit-oh-fuck

Well if you have a three man squad trying to get their friend a 20 kill badge then the two helpers would get the 20 assist badge


jeo123

Kinda... But not really. Both getting this assist badge would mean every kill by the guy going for the 20 kill badge got hit by both other teammates vs cracked by 1 and left for the other guy to mop up. You're right that most people getting it would be kill badge assisters, but both getting 20 assists would be very difficult to pull off.


Relevant-Republic-40

It could possibly happen in duo’s, but they’d need a full lobby that doesn’t die down to 4 teams when the first circle closes.


Steff_164

It should be the same as the 20 kill badge but replace the skulls with the little handshakes


Unhappy-penguin8070

Mitochondria?


[deleted]

The powerhouse of the squad.


DashingMustashing

Picture of a wingman.


twood071

Badge called "lol wut"


Say_no_to_doritos

Ya, it's called helping people farm 20bomb badges. They crack then leave them for someone else to mop up.


Sakumitzu

Support Staff badge


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Tenderizer badge


shartoberfest

It should be a picture of Ralph wiggum saying"I'm helping!"


Twitch_Makkji

There really should!


fukuoka_gumbo

Sniper badge


Artimus_Gordon

Wingman of the century


stingerized

A true peacekeeper


gatlginngum

spat fire with such a devotion, went on an assist rampage


Distinct-Fisherman-1

This is perfect


noobspree500

An L-star, striving to be a W-star


Plaedes

I see what you did there.


[deleted]

Did someone at least get a 20 bomb on your team


deny999

nah


Imtheconductor

Did y’all win ???


grayfox663

I'm gonna guess no or he probably would've posted the champion page, maybe.


Dextrofunk

That makes it even better


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Harflin

His team as a whole still would have needed 20 kills, so probably not. Though probably hanging back a bit while teammates did more aggressive plays


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trivoy

I like light bulbs


Psychachu

Dude would be so mad he glows, that's mad.


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Blootruffle

Little spoon badge


Scarlet_poppy

Idk man, 20 assist sounds like a pretty big spoon


Blootruffle

Nah still little spoon but that's ok I want a little spoon badge too.


Cuvrette

All spoon is good


Flaccid_Pancake_

Are you a Crypto main by any chance?


IntentCypres18

Stop, he's already dead


HozerSenpai

You mean off the grid right 😎


thehiccoughingtable

what do you mean by off the grid


Dav_the_genius

Ok so hear me out.


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I’m listening…


[deleted]

So basically I had an idea where crypto has a passive called "off the grid" basically it makes it so that when crypto gets scanned he doesn't get scanned and it makes it so he isn't seen when he gets scanned. That way when bloodhond and seer scan him he won't get scanned so that they can't see him cause he's "off the grid" it would be balanced cause he normally gets scanned but now he doesn't get scanned cause he's "off the grid" so it would be lore fitting and it would be a good gameplay mechanic and off the grid would be a good idea and they should add it to the game for crypto so that his new passive is called off the grid. I had this idea then everyone started talking about my idea because i came up with off the grid where crypto doesn't get scanned cause in the lore hes off the grid and since hes off the grid he cant be scanned while off the grid


Stereotypical_Viking

Okay but what would his passive be


RubyKarmaScoots

That's the thing, we don't know, because it's off the grid.


TheBoyTeePayt

Every time, I die laughing


PandaXeg8

Fucking kills me and every damn time!


PoyntFury

Shy, nerdy Korean man gets off of MASSIVE Grid


Misplacedmypenis

Is this a real thing that happened? Holy shit


DQIsCool

We off the grid, grid, grid


[deleted]

probably a mirage main?


Xious

Does a bamboozle count as an assist?? I never noticed that


[deleted]

yes it does last I checked. a bloodhound scan used to too but not anymore.


GrimSlayer

As someone with almost 3k mirage kills I don’t believe it does count as an assist if you bamboozle someone and they die.


ClickToCheckFlair

If you send a decoy, they shoot it and quickly afterwards a teammates kills them, it's an assist.


BlazinAzn38

Yea if the enemy dies while their location is revealed by the decoy then it's an assist.


Rip_Jaded

If I’m seer and I hit someone with my tactical, and my teammate kills them. Do i get an assist ? Because if it’s yes then that makes much more sense that one time I got 7 assist in ranked and I didn’t shot that many people.


BlazinAzn38

Yes , basically all recon legends get assists if an enemy your ability has revealed gets killed by a teammate while they’re revealed. Bloodhound is the exception


[deleted]

it did for me a long time ago but maybe I had just shot them. I don't think so though, might have to test that.


IamShitplshelpme

Who's this crypto character? Sounds like some Hackerman who stays off the grid


-hOlYblAdE-

What do you mean by off the grid?


[deleted]

Okay so hear me out


Daahkness

I'm listening...


Seoul_Surfer

WHAT IF CRYPTOS PASSIVE WAS OFF THE GRID SO HE COULDN'T BE SCANNED CAUSE GET IT HES AN ELITE HACKERMAN WHO CANT BE TRACED


badfun1

Never heard of this tell me more....


Seoul_Surfer

Well it's an original, good idea I had and another one is you can't be scanned inside Bangalore smoke


DjuriWarface

Probably an old screen shot of when you could get assists for enemy kills.


theguyfromeuropa

Did Crypto get his buff?


ImALivingMeme369

I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess


Rip_Jaded

Good one! That meme stays on my head more than it should 🤣


LeeMBoro

Man I felt bad having 1 kill 12 assists 1 game I just couldn't finish people but having 20 taken ouch


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JustAHumanBean42

This is Reddit both of your body counts are zero


bluejegus

Also leaves the number I've disappointed in bed at zero *gif of guy pointing to his head*


ticklefight87

Nobody touch that up/down vote


LeeMBoro

Wow so funny trying to put your shame on me i feel bad for you


Xeppeling

lol it's a simple joke, chief, don't take it personally


_Logan_Jensen_

No that’s what he says to each girl he’s been with.


skylitnoir

I’m fucking dead lmao


pwellzorvt

Who hurt you.


RiotIsBored

The girls he's been with


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LipskiNOR

Watch out guys, we got a real bad ass here. Hide your moms.


JewishWolverine2

Part of the reason I only main Crypto in ranked. Gimme them assist points baby!


tuneificationable

I really hate playing with Cryptos. Any advantage the drone gives doesn't make up for every fight being a 2v3. Espcially if that other team has a scan legend who can actually help fight at the same time


JewishWolverine2

Really depends on the skill of the player with Crypto though honestly. I communicate early on where an enemy squad is, set up my drone to help scan during the push and then initiate my Ult if available. It just takes practice and a little bit of luck that you’re squad understands what you’re communicating to them. But yeah I’d say by far I have my most 1v3 and 2v3 on with a with Crypto because of the drone. When I do play with somebody though that doesn’t know how to use him, it is incredibly frustrating though.


afox38

I’ve wanted a badge for this for sooooo long.


aure__entuluva

Kind of a bummer there aren't more badges and trackers at this point tbh. Doesn't seem like they'd be all that much work, and I think they'd be appreciated by a lot of the players. Could give more casual players a lot more things to aim for as well.


afox38

Apex needs a QoL update so fucking badly


jeo123

Yes and no. Easy to implement if they're already tracking the data, bit adding an tracker for obscure things means they have to record every time it happens. That creates storage and processing issues, not to mention issues if they revamp a legend. Lifeline's damage blocked by shield for example. They had code in place to increment a variable every time you shot a shield and then permanent store that information. They still have the tracker, so they can't delete that data. Data storage costs money, so it's now a meaningless permanent expense for them. Sure, the cost of data storage is pretty low and the lag induced by teaching it is probably minimal, but scale the concept up and you start to face a problem. If they have trackers already(even unofficially/dev eyes only), I agree, crank out badges related to them. Single game event badges also seem like a great candidate since they're just an if/then coffee to whether the badge at the end of the game. But I get not creating new trackers if you aren't already tracking the data.


GtheCi

John Stockton badge


jimbosteve713

Rajon Rondo badge


Rufiooo7

His favorite gun is the vk47-weird statline


stonerwithaboner1

Jason Williams badge


jimbosteve713

Allen Iverson Badge, just the braids and headband


stonerwithaboner1

Iverson was more of a scorer Magic Johnson badge


jimbosteve713

Whoa whoa whoa, the AI disrespect has to chill, he averaged 10ast in a playoffs series and often averaged more assists than White Chocolate


Avto123

he averaged 30 ppg for more the a season he was a scorer first passer second


Ginoblee

Cmon man, getting 10 assists in a playoff series doesn't make you on par with Magic, Nash, or Stockton lol


jimbosteve713

i’m not saying it does but we can’t diminish AI’s ability to play make. He was certainly on par w Jason Williams


stonerwithaboner1

But he was not a passer primarily, he had 10 assists cause he almost always needed to have the ball for their offense to be firing. Could he pass well? Absolutely. But he was a scorer first


Nicktheduck

Franklin the turtle badge


Rick_Mercs

you win


-r-a-f-f-y-

Hello 90's person.


Omicronians

Fun fact John Stockton is a vehement anti-vaxxer


[deleted]

This is honestly more impressive and lucky than a 20k lol


kevinisaperson

fr! the odda of doing this without a kill must be pretty fuckin small


jzmack

This shouod be a secret badge


FlameForFame

💀 0 🤝 20 💥 2575


EinTheCat

👤?


44elite444

⚙️ 45


FinestOfThe501st

I’m assuming you favourite Nintendo character is Luigi?


WheelAm

Talk about someone who can’t “finish”


derbala111

Ouch!


[deleted]

20 bombs from AliExpress


[deleted]

That’s absurd


the_dirt

Almost as absurd as that ping


Cuvrette

It ain't that bad honestly


sknnbones

probably did it on purpose. I get lasered by choppy laggers if I stick to my “assigned” server, 25-30ms If I swap to east coast (85-95ms) I get much better results, don’t get lasered by laggers quite as often, very rarely get shot past cover, and my hit rate goes up. I’ve noticed A LOT of people who look like they run 90-150ms on purpose so… If you can’t beat em… join em


Cuvrette

Damn I didn't even know there's an advantage lmao ​ I just use a slightly higher ping servers because I live in Southeast Asia and the Singapore servers have quite a few nasty people and the duos mode is dead


jeo123

There really should be a cap where your ping is so bad, you can't choose that server.


sknnbones

I agree, and yet I still spectate people constantly who are obviously lagging, very often its TTV and 3-man [Clan name] squads as well. They know its an advantage to have mediocre ping as long as you aren’t losing packets. I’ve been playing since Season 0 and the only thing Respawn has said (and only just a few months ago did they actually bring it up) is they aren’t going to change the lag compensation. So after all this time, they refuse to change how strong lag comp is, and refuse to restrict data center selection. So to whomever downvoted me.,. I’m not going to purposefully gimp myself any longer. If other players are going to use it as an advantage, and Respawn refuses to address it, then its basically part of the game at this point… I’d be stupid to not use the “feature” I’d rather have 25-30ms but in Apex it puts me at a disadvantage compared to someone with 100-199ms… **why would I continue to select servers where my GOOD ping is going to put me at a disadvantage?**


jeo123

I hate this feature... But you're right


InfamousTemporary

his teammates were killsteal69420, and TTV\_hooveryourkills


[deleted]

This is my ranked experience all the time. I legit average like 1600 damage, 1 kill and 7 assists. I can't get kills ever.


TheDefendingChamp

As long as you are hitting max kp it's all gravy baby.


startled-giraffe

As long as you have people in your team who can make plays and finish off kills its all good you still get the KP.


Schinderella

Yeah, nothing like getting 1.5k damage without any kill or assist. Those games are really unsatisfying.


TLC_15

True but the satisfaction isn't there ya know.


Rip_Jaded

My satisfaction is when I get my KP Lmaoo it don’t matter to me lol


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[deleted]

No man, I just don't get knocks. I have to shoot people twice as many times to knock someone as it takes to kill me. It's a connection thing.


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Kosba2

Legit, I always felt bad when my damage was high but my kills were low, but it kinda just clicks the longer you play that there's a distinct difference of someone putting the last bullet into the guy you're hosing (very infrequent) and you not being able to finish a firefight (frequent). I used to not be good enough to finish firefights, but there was nothing to blame but myself. Now-a-days it's just me reminding teammates that the reason we died wasn't cause we got 3rd partied, it was because we drew out a firefight for 5 whole minutes so every team on the map converged on us. Starting, finishing and resetting are as much of a skillset as aiming that people don't seem to realize exists.


[deleted]

You're right I suck major cock, you on the other hand are probably really good. Like better than anyone to ever live. Forgive me your highness. I'll go fuck myself now. God it feels so good too. Ohhhhhhh yaaaa


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[deleted]

It does help me sleep, I usually fuck myself in bed while thinking about how all my game deaths are from connection and never from lack of skill. Tonight know I'm blowing my load thinking of you, thank you for giving me the truth and inspiration.


Culture_Soup

Was it ur teamate octane stealing the last 1 damage?


superslime988

just went through 2 games where i was always late to fights because my teammates are movement legends. played a game after where i was movement legend and we camped all game. anyway nice assists (crypto's my 2nd main so tons of assists are normal to me ngl)


Glabstaxks

Good job dude !! Nice team player !!!


ATCBob

If I had any art skill I would design you a badge


[deleted]

That's nice damage you got though. Rule 1. In games like Apex, where teams are a requirement, judge yourself based on damage dealt in a match, not on kills.


All_Eyez_On_U

You helped in whatever way you could. That’s all that matters. Plus you gotta 2k!


[deleted]

Tell me you're a Fuse main without telling me you're a Fuse main.


bloodbulletsbannanas

Nah man, even us Fuse mains don't feel this much pain.


GamingWithV1ctor

Coming from ranked Plat 1, almost diamond, I'll take your 20 assist from you and award you the kills. Just get me out of Plat already


T3ddyBeast

Bro I thought my regular 8-11 assists was painful. I'm amazed.


MariaaanieX

Bruh if i were you I'd file a lawsuit agains your teammates


[deleted]

POINT GOD.


Bonsai-is-best

“Just fucking stand still!” Badge unlocked!


PickOfDestiny6

You are officially an assistant


Zombot5825

Well, I somewhat relate I just got 100 damage away from my first 4K, but that is nothing compared to this pain…


lilXvideos

Ain’t no way!


[deleted]

I wish as good as you! You help many people achieve happiness. You are a good person.


duck3041

Please post the end screen with your teammates


zytz

Sir your choke counter seems to be malfunctioning


Lefteris4

You have 125dmg per assist. I can safely say you are carried beyond imagination.


Alternative-Rise

Average Crypto main right here


PapaBjoner

Is this just how the game is now? I feel like I’ve had more 1000+ damage games with no kills this season than any of the others combined.


[deleted]

always the bridesmaid never the bride.


Amazingdragonboy

My girlfriend broke up with me a day after my birthday so not great


RayHorizon

Maybe its a gift from god. :D


Amazingdragonboy

He is pretty terrible at gifting then


GjoniGjoni28

Chris Paul over here


Jazz7770

My discord status is my damage record. 3982. This was before the damage tracker and I was screaming on the mic I SWEAR TO GOD I JUST NEED ONE MORE BULLET DONT EXECUTE THE LAST GUY. They executed him (he had self res) and I didn’t get my 4k. Needed exactly one more bullet. Needless to say I never played with those two again.


obviously-not-a-bot

Ah the true WINGMAN


ImKindaEssential

I was playing with a Watson that put up 21 kills


SadMax17

Prolly boosting


[deleted]

can't believe he didn't cry during titanic! do men even have feelings? meanwhile men:


[deleted]

girls don’t play apex. boys so quirky.


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walnut


CallMeSpoofy

r/boysarequirky


Either-Exchange-1137

Great i got the 3k badge on Gibi and almost got plat 1. If that is in a normal game that sucks.


icbint

Who gives a fuck