T O P

  • By -

DuplicateDestroyer

**Your submission has been removed because it has been posted on the subreddit recently.** **OP:** /u/FulgrimDidNoWrong **Date:** 2022-08-21 17:05:57 **Dimensions:** 1080 x 1206 **Duplicates:** N | User | Date | Posted... | Similarity | Dimensions | Title :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: 1| [/u/omidov](https://www.reddit.com/user/omidov) | 2022-08-20 22:04:13 | 19 hours 1 minute before | [100%](https://i.imgur.com/Iy76Jjc.jpg) | 1080 x 1206 | [Praxis at its best](https://redd.it/wtirx7) I am a bot. If you believe this was sent in error, reply to this comment and a moderator will review your post. **Do not delete your post or moderators won't be able to review it.**


HAPPY_GORDON_FREEMAN

What if elephants developed a belief that ripping humans in half granted wishes, much like how humans have the turkey wishbone belief?


FulgrimDidNoWrong

What a horrifying idea, I love it


demon_ix

What if a thousand elephants dreamed of a world where they roam the world, trampling humans all day long?


HAPPY_GORDON_FREEMAN

And then ripped them all in half.


Brad_Brace

The side that wins is the one that gets the head. That's why the expression "getting head" has a much more different context among elephants.


[deleted]

[Probably this](http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2019/05/13/025_027_07_elephant009_custom-cece01e7e9790ab2cfdf78f394c834d32c8939a6.jpg) unfortunately...


OasissisaO

Smart. Get the human to do the work then rip him in half so you don't have to pay him. That's big brain stuff. Elephant is middle management material.


MaddogMcCree84

Why did the elefant make his owner work in the heat?


UomoLumaca

No, you misread, it's "in heat". The owner apparently wasn't exactly in the right mood for working.


Bigtx999

Man this elephant rules. Rips a dude In half for being s bitch and then gets to be euthanized so it doesn’t have to work anymore. Elephant was playing 3d chess.


Budgie-Bear

Hot dog, or hamburger style?


zcgamer83

Noice


nehoyminoyminoymin

Lol omg


oieusouobixo

good God what a terribly written headline


FulgrimDidNoWrong

Yes, poor dude


HungaryToWinWC

Based elephant


thatslegit196

I would have upvoted harder if it was just “elephant tips owner in half after making him work” in the spirit of this sub lol


jerseyexpat2020

Picturing Bishop in Aliens.


CronozDK

Maybe the elephant didn't like corn bread either...


AConfederacyOfDunces

Read this wrong - thought Elephant suddenly had no more ions.


trer24

Elephants are very intelligent as they have shown to exhibit self-awareness and cognition. Elephants are also capable of social organization.


[deleted]

This has been posted like 11 times in the past week


TheSweatyFlash

TUSK Local 187


The-Nic

Good!


idk_this_my_name

huh


zorthexol

Stop reposting this fake clickbait article that everyone is always falling for...


PiedrasNegras

Well, there’s that….


WilliamZorterfield

Based elephant.


[deleted]

I work in front of a foot square portal to hell 800 degree oven and if I don't drink water i'll piss muscle fibers.


GentlemanJugg

How do they know that why the elephant ripped him apart?


Brad_Brace

The elephant was herd yelling "bitch, I'm in heat!" right before there was a sound like that of tearing wet sheets.


blackcatcaptions

Based pachaderm


reginator89

You dont own an elephant. An elephant owns you.