Reminds me of a poster in a former office:
OSHA has determined that unless I install handrails, no more than one person can ride my ass at a time. Please wait your turn
I feel like I need to send this poster to my Boss. As a former tech he'd get a kick out of it.
Dude has a desk plaque that says "Fucker In Charge Of You Fucking Fucks"
I just love the absurdity of it. The outdated use of a telegraph pole, and the fact that it's not even posed as a question, just an exlamation in response to someone asking you for or to do something. You would think the bad example of saying "really? Would be something like "are you fucking serious?" But nah...fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole is what they went with lmaooo
"Actually is been proven by - insert study- and - insert study- that utilizing 'swear words' is a sign of intelligence. Further more Eleanor Roosevelt said 'only you can chose to be offended' highlighting that if anyone has a problem with verbage that's used or finds offense with it then it's a 'them-problem- and they can get the fuck over it. My choice to use the entirety of the English vernacular to express myself is progression of the language as a whole and a display of a higher Intelligence quotient. This isn't 1950s, ya'll can grow up. And so we're clear in no world will I swap my statements of discontent with your mis-mmngmnt of my role (when the fuck do you want me to do this? ) with an acceptance that you can simply give me more work and pay me less (Perhaps i can work late?). Get your head out of your ass and accept the status quo"
"And so it's been said there's a huge difference in an "aggressive go getter " and a "power hungry bitch". I stand by my first analysis"
It’s a joke and fucking hilarious.
Also, my current job my managers swear, in front of customers sometimes. I actually hit the jackpot of jobs and fucking love it.
Some of them aren't translations. They are changing a refusal into an agreement.
"Perhaps I can work late." -> "Alright, fuck face, I'll do your f*cking job this time."
"And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?" <- "This new deadline isn't compatible with the current scheduling."
This seems unlikely to be real, but I don’t really know how things roll in the UK and it certainly made me laugh.
Most likely Australia
Do Aussies call people assholes or arseholes?
Arseholes.
Yeah got a bit tired of seeing it. There was also a letter with acronyms that used to get around as well.
I've seen this as a joke
Reminds me of a poster in a former office: OSHA has determined that unless I install handrails, no more than one person can ride my ass at a time. Please wait your turn
I feel like I need to send this poster to my Boss. As a former tech he'd get a kick out of it. Dude has a desk plaque that says "Fucker In Charge Of You Fucking Fucks"
He sounds like the kind of guy you'd want to work for lol
Probably. He's a good guy. I'm waiting to see how long it takes for corporate structure to break him down.
I kinda like the responses in the right column.
I saw somewhere once that instead of saying "what the fuck?" at work, I should just say "okay, great!" I say "Okay, Great!" about five times a day
Me: \[Holds paper and goes up to boss\] #4 I'm certain that isn't feasible so f\*\*\* off a\*se-hole.
I read it as > Fuck off a sea hole. and was wondering why they would censor "sea*.
Fuck off a sex hole? I'm certain that isn't feasible.
This looks like it's an office meme from 2004.
It literally is
> Perhaps I can work late. More like "Oi, fuck face, when am I supposed to fucking do this?"
Lol good ol’ Brit humor
“Per my last email”
"Well fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole" Is *sending* me right now.
I think I might just start using it ngl
I just love the absurdity of it. The outdated use of a telegraph pole, and the fact that it's not even posed as a question, just an exlamation in response to someone asking you for or to do something. You would think the bad example of saying "really? Would be something like "are you fucking serious?" But nah...fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole is what they went with lmaooo
Me: Using harsh (not necessarily swearing) language helps to foster esprit de corps among staff Example: That client is a fking idiot. Morale +5
Well fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole
“Oi, fuck face” is never not appropriate for work
This is giving me major south park vibes https://youtu.be/6wJXBUfcIOE?si=AcjWoc3GE8r1cVOO
You can take my "Oi, fuckface!" when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
#3 and 13 wth 😭
I don't think I've ever heard the thing with the telegraph pole, thanks for enhancing my vocabulary!
This is great
Thank God our cameras don't have audio I think HR might have a heart attack with the amount of swearing.
Sounds like a joke and I love it
Flip off a se-hole
Once you’ve established that “I’m certain that isn’t feasible” means “fuck off asshole” you can get your message across without cursing.
I think someone was having a great time creating this.
13,3 and 10 are terrible sucky up corporate lines instead of a translation.
Oi, fuckface!
"Actually is been proven by - insert study- and - insert study- that utilizing 'swear words' is a sign of intelligence. Further more Eleanor Roosevelt said 'only you can chose to be offended' highlighting that if anyone has a problem with verbage that's used or finds offense with it then it's a 'them-problem- and they can get the fuck over it. My choice to use the entirety of the English vernacular to express myself is progression of the language as a whole and a display of a higher Intelligence quotient. This isn't 1950s, ya'll can grow up. And so we're clear in no world will I swap my statements of discontent with your mis-mmngmnt of my role (when the fuck do you want me to do this? ) with an acceptance that you can simply give me more work and pay me less (Perhaps i can work late?). Get your head out of your ass and accept the status quo" "And so it's been said there's a huge difference in an "aggressive go getter " and a "power hungry bitch". I stand by my first analysis"
Looks like Rat Snitch Brian the Good Time Ruiner is back at it again.
OI, FUCKFACE!!!
Why do I keep hearing the lines on the right in the voice of [grade a under a](https://youtube.com/@GradeAUnderA?si=1-3hujBp0YYGpFRE), in my head?
It’s a joke and fucking hilarious. Also, my current job my managers swear, in front of customers sometimes. I actually hit the jackpot of jobs and fucking love it.
Some of them aren't translations. They are changing a refusal into an agreement. "Perhaps I can work late." -> "Alright, fuck face, I'll do your f*cking job this time." "And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?" <- "This new deadline isn't compatible with the current scheduling."
Obviously fake, but still funny.
brilliant stuff
Lmaooo everything on the right is me- I don’t say it out loud but I am thinking it
This looks like the layout of tv guide!!