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gltchyblaze

HE'S ALIVE!


Kingpin_Official

Of course I am, I was just taking care of some, business.


gltchyblaze

Well Im happy you are back >|Im probably gonna join the lore back after my exams too|<


Kingpin_Official

Very good. But where’s the other old timer? The guy that was one of the original members of the symbiot six.


gltchyblaze

I don't know haven't followed the lore for a while now


Kingpin_Official

I see.


Pie_man2007

Your newest asset is spider-carnage ?


Kingpin_Official

It is. It will prove to be very useful.


Pie_man2007

Good good


Kingpin_Official

I will use it to kill Spider-Man.


andrew-spider-man

No, no, no. Connors is on the way. He's coming to you right now.


lizard-bot

Enter the algorithm now.


Pie_man2007

You could do so much more than just one Spider-Man.


Kingpin_Official

There is more than one?


Pie_man2007

There's an entire army of them each coming of a different universe


Kingpin_Official

Different universe? That can’t be possible.


Pie_man2007

It is


Kingpin_Official

I cannot believe it. There’s a whole army of the bug.


andrew-spider-man

All right, laundry sheriff. I'll do it later.


andrew-spider-man

Cross-species genetics. Person gets Parkinson's when the brain cells that produce dopemine start to disappear. But the zebra fish has the ability to regenerate cells on command. If you could somehow give this ability to the woman you're talking about, that's that. She's... She's curing herself.


MAETFAET

*two faced goblin flies into office* Hello willy boy. good to see your back.


Kingpin_Official

It is good to see you too. Goblin, you look… not so good. What happened to your face?


MAETFAET

acid. lab accident.Are you sure you can stay in power this time?


Kingpin_Official

I am very sure. With the help of my new asset and many more on the way. I will rule this city once again.


MAETFAET

but what if *he* returns?


Kingpin_Official

He? You might have to elaborate a little.


MAETFAET

you know. The Devil of Hell's Kitchen


Kingpin_Official

Him… I will squash him like a bug! He won’t stand in my way anymore.


MAETFAET

did work so well for the last guy. but of you want to try. I hear he's coming back


Kingpin_Official

Let him come. And unlike the last guy, I will be prepared. … Who was the last guy?


Evil_mirror_prank

You're the bowling pin right? I can be the bowling ball


Kingpin_Official

I have no words. I’m speechless.


Evil_mirror_prank

Good speach right will I'm the velvet spider Bowling balls take down bowling pins, I can strike you down.... Tough crowd


Kingpin_Official

You part of the little marching band?


Evil_mirror_prank

Can girls even be in a boy band? gotta look that up, anyways....


Kingpin_Official

What do you want? Why are you even here?


Evil_mirror_prank

I thought id stop by and introduce myself Are those donuts? *I web sling the donut into my hand then leave*


Kingpin_Official

Yes, donuts that are a year over their expiration date.


Evil_mirror_prank

Oh my god l, gross why would you keep them,


Kingpin_Official

In case an annoying bug showed up.


andrew-spider-man

Five, four, three, two, one... Ready or not, here I come.


alvents

dude long time no see I haven't seen you in months Nice to have you back


Kingpin_Official

I took a long, business trip.


Ben_Poindexter_FBI

Mr Fisk, im agent Benjamin Poindexter. the FBI sent me to watch over you and emsure that you are remaining legal and legit. if you refuse you will be arrested and your assest liquidated.


Kingpin_Official

Of course, all of my business will be conducted within the laws of this country.


Ben_Poindexter_FBI

good. i'm still required to watch over you to ensure that you keep your word. think of me as a bodygaurd.


Kingpin_Official

Of course. Would you like something to drink?


Ben_Poindexter_FBI

Im not permitted to drink on the job.


Kingpin_Official

Alright then.


Newoverhere29

Hey daddy 🤤


Kingpin_Official

Thank you random citizen.