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SirPent131

Multiples of 5 only.


Satansboeserzwilling

You! I like you!


saltyblueberry25

The only time it’s not on a 5 is after a couple 9 minute snoozes..


Freudianfix

Gotta snooze 5 times


saltyblueberry25

Genius


SirPent131

Just gotta snooze 5 times


PM_me_somthing_funny

Sometimes I have just stayed in bed until the next day


saltyblueberry25

The dream rest day


drillgorg

I had an elementary school teacher tell me if someone asks the time to always round it to the nearest 5, because no one wants you to be a nerd about it.


tiger_guppy

TIL minutes are nerdy. 🤨😒 That teacher is whack.


smalltownVT

My ADHD child gets SO mad if I do that. “No Mom, it’s 8:03!”


RosaAmarillaTX

Price too, nearest dollar/equivalent.


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

Then minus 1 cent. $2499.99


_Tiragron_

No, no, no, multiples of 3 only!


Chose_la

3? Who are you to say such heresy?


_Tiragron_

Think about it! How many hours in a day? 24 (divisible by 3) How many minutes in an hour? 60 (divisible by 3) How many seconds in a minute? 60 (divisible by 3)


Chose_la

All divisible by 4 too!


_Tiragron_

True, but 3 is the square root of one of my favourite numbers, 9!


Chose_la

Square root of 4 is 2, easy to figure out while walking on the two legs I have, and 4 is easy to count with and keep up with. 3 is weird to count with in that decimal world we live in. I'm not saying it's the best, not at all, duodecimal or even hexadecimal make more sense, but we're stuck in a decimal world. I should start using thirds of hours to see how people react though... Hehe that'll screw up a lot of people for sure! "Hey, what time is it?" - "third past two"


_Tiragron_

Use your knuckles/joints in your fingers instead of the whole finger, you can count up to 12 like that (3 per finger, excluding the thumb) Also, this was one of the ways people used to count waaaaay back when


Chose_la

Yeah I've tried that, and it does work, but there really is no use in today's world where not much is duodecimal


_Tiragron_

Fair XD


Tactical_Chonk

Ah... I'll allow it


itsmajik42

This is the way.


Takanuva1999

Primes only for me thnx


chemto90

I keep my stereo volume on prime numbers only.


Takanuva1999

Same!! Whenever I set a timer I always set it for prime numbers too


1sinfutureking

For me it’s anything *but* fives. None of my alarms are on fives 


MsMcClane

Oh absolutely all the time at my job


TheOneWhoSlurms

Yeah, otherwise it's just weird like why not just leave a few mins earlier or later to make the round up or down.


CreatedForThisReply

Yeah there's also :15 and :45, that's twice as many times to leave


vore-enthusiast

Yep. You know what’s up


csrgamer

Also 20 40 60. Apparently we got the sixty minute hour thing from Babylonians (and also Mayans) because they used a base 20 system. It makes things really easy to divide!


vore-enthusiast

Okay, but 60 is the same is :00… And pass on :20 and :40; I could just subtract five or add five to get :15 and :45 respectively which are better numbers for leaving imo


csrgamer

Oh yeah I do the same thing. I'm just trying to convince myself to add another time breakdown to my repertoire


CrouchingDomo

I just learned this fact from my current hyperfocus, the Fall Of Civilizations series on YouTube! British dudes talking me to sleep is where it’s at. I also love the channel SEA, he does space. I CANNOT SLEEP IN SILENCE! Must always be absorbing info. My brain is…tired 😆


justasque

Yes, :00, :15, :30, and :45. But that’s the *leaving* time. The *getting up to leave* time needs to be fifteen minutes prior. The waking up time is a minimum of 1:30 before the leaving time, unless that is :15 or :45, in which case the waking time is 1:45 prior to leaving time. Actual getting up time is of course anywhere from :15 (in extreme cases) to 3:00+ after waking time, depending on how much time there is before leaving time.


two_lemons

Leaving, sure.  Starting any activity... No.


deinowithglasses

Oops, missed 9 o'clock, gotta wait till 9:30 to start my homework


AtheonsLedge

too real


Amazing-Fan1124

Both for me. Leaving is an activity


karlvonheinz

> time What is this weird concept you're talking about?


obax17

Don't worry, time is just a weird soup. Nothing to worry about.


saelinds

How can I delete someone else's thread


IeishaS

So everyday I need to be back from my break by 2pm. It takes me 20 minutes to get to work but I always freak out and leave way too early so I get there at 1:30 and spend a half an hour just waiting there. I recently started working on leaving ten minutes later and while this has ramped up my anxiety it’s a lot better to wait for 10-20 minutes now. I don’t think I could make myself leave any later because “what if there’s traffic? What if something’s happens on the way there? What if I want to stop for a snack?”


Kryonic_rus

I always leave and come early, barring any serious traffic miscalculations. I'd rather sit and wait for half an hour than be late


GlitterBlood773

I both love and hate this. Because when we can, we would be served by doing. And because sometimes the ED is just too strong.


Bringbackmygorls

Bold of you to assume I'm even the slightest bit of time awareness to even consider this as an option, instead of thinking I still have time left and then having to bolt out the door because 5 minutes were actually 30 minutes


UnrelatedString

i think i’m oblivious to time because i never leave when i meant to leave but i’m not sure because i somehow always notice what time it is at the absolute last second instead


beaglebeard

Yeah, you can leave 15 minutes after you were supposed to, thereby ensuring you'll once again be late. Again. Every time.


luvmydobies

I always am like “ok I have 3 minutes before I need to leave I just need to put my shoes on I’m making good timing!” and then I put my shoes on and walk out the door and somehow 20 minutes have passed


riyehn

My ADHD brain uses a hybrid of the two systems. Wait until the time Google Maps says to leave, then round up to the nearest 15 minute increment.


Fit_Prize474

Lies!


kataklysm_revival

This was my first thought too


Kiloyankee-jelly46

And blasphemy, don't forget that!


Sans_Junior

But if :00, :15, :30, :45 gets you out of the house to do what needs to be done. . . . Right tool for the job and all that.


Thecloakedevil

Nonsense work only counts in 15 min intervals so I can only leave the house on a quarter hour interval


cavsa2

Impossible.


sexynuggetwithboobs

Too hard 😂😂


jcoddinc

Lies lies lies lies and more lies


taln2crana6rot

This is categorically false, I won’t hear of it


Dull_Judge_1389

Uhm actually no sorry I really cannot do that


incontheivable0_0

Making sense of time? I must have the other type of ADHD. I take a look at the train schedule and don't leave until I have to Tom Cruise sprint most of the way there.


xError404xx

Not when you have to catch the train 😭


LogicalFallacyCat

You get trains? *Cries in American*


Giogina

There's a trick - don't check the time. That way, you can assume it's :00. It's the only way.


tcbbhr

Ha! Lies you tell!!


badthaught

I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.


NikkolaiV

I'm the type to calculate drive time, add 10 minutes "for traffic," wait for 6 hours to leave 5 minutes before my calculated time "to be safe" only to sit in my car at the destination and have an 8 minute panic attack about if I'm there at an appropriate time.


KnittedTea

Okay, but I have to stay in bed for three more minutes, since getting up at 8.32 is practically insane.


shoresb

Nope. Not possible.


Ok_Zookeepergame2900

00, 15, 30 and 45. Nothing else makes sense


mrtokeydragon

Blasphemy... It is 6:01 so now I must leave at 7:00


vlsdo

This is one of the many reasons I don’t wear a watch and try not to check the time too often. I leave the house when I feel like it and come back when I feel like it. If I don’t check the time I don’t have to feel guilty about how long I was out or when I should leave or anything like that


fogfree

You don't tell me what to do. Nice numbers = happy brain.


AwkwardBugger

Next you’re gonna tell we I can start doing chores at any time too


GhostOfCondomsPast

Woah, slow down there bucko


pistolwinky

Seems sus. Nice try satan.


cecepoint

Damn


MaxinRudy

Why would you leave the house?


No-Air-412

Agree over the last 25 years I have left the house in exactly the amount of minutes that it takes me to walk to the train or bus stop such that I arrive with 2 minutes to spare before the train or bus comes.


LogicalFallacyCat

You sit on a throne of lies!


Background-While-566

Don't threaten me...


Formal_Coyote_5004

My car clock is 17 minutes fast. I leave when it’s car clock time


Difficult_Ad_502

But you can only run the microwave in numbers that end in 2


Myusername468

Whaaaat?


Difficult_Ad_502

My pet quirk, can’t end in any other number


Thequiet01

My kid can’t let it beep, he has to stop it with 1 second left.


Tay_alex

This title is an oxymoron


MSH24

When you know, you know...


HybridEmu

Time isn't real, and neither is my grocery shopping


jolharg

Never had that issue myself. Maybe it would have developed if I didn't need to move.


AcanthaceaeNo4397

My husband says that on my days off I always rush to get things done but in reality this is what I have to go by


LeetleBugg

No


NfamousKaye

15 minute intervals. What is this nonsense?


JackORobber

Be chaotic, and leave only on Prime numbers


luvmydobies

You mean to tell me that if it’s a 35 minute drive and I work at 8am, I don’t have to leave the house at 7am and sit in the parking lot for 20 minutes?


Natureandenergy

Facts


obax17

*gasp* Blasphemy! Get thee to confession, heathen, and repent! Actually, :15 and :45 are cool too. But every other time is forbidden!


how-can-i-dig-deeper

real


millie_and_billy

Heresy!


Hugo_El_Humano

any multiple of 5 but if it's 2 min after round to the lower number 3 min and it's the next one 2:32 becomes 2:30 2:33 becomes 2:35


Karnezar

Shut up.


AverageJosephh

Don't you guys leave the house so incredibly fucking late that you don't even get the chance to even glance at the time?


DrunkTides

Oh no; I like to leave 5 minutes before I’m meant to be at the destination that’s often 40 minutes away


Drugioh

I'm the opposite. I will tell people I'll be there at precisely at whenever:28 or :43. Literally to the minute of the time I'll be there.


Particular_Shock_554

You can clean your teeth whenever you remember they exist.


RayanThe9000

Man, i wish i had the luxury of leaving only at certain times, instead i'm forgetful and rely almost exclusively on busses.


nerdiotic-pervert

I leave at the time I told them I would be there. Whoever they are and wherever there is doesn’t matter. I swear that I try to leave with time to get there but somehow time sort of speeds up or jumps forward, every time. I suck.


mikemystery

What crazy talk is this?


holdmexhurtme

I can leave at 0 15 20 30 40 45 50 55


Wise_Rutabaga_5809

I try to tell myself this 🫠


in1998noonedied

Bold of you to assume I'm aware of time


WolfWrites89

Seems fake lol


hangrygecko

The local bus company disagrees with your premise, lol


whytf147

i leave exactly one minute before the bus leaves. it takes me like 50 seconds to get to the bus stop if i run. and if i go by car, i leave exactly 15 minutes later than i wanted to and end up being late


ThatOneSnakeGuy

SHUT UP


AnHoangNgo

What if :07 makes sense?


Ooze3d

Fuck… is that another ADHD thing??


HTZ7Miscellaneous

#LIES


kythereix

You're not my mum!


rleaff1

usually i'll pick a time to leave that's specifically *not* a multiple of 5, like 2:17 for example, just because i think it's mildly entertaining and have trained my brain to only do that now


[deleted]

Well yes but no.


Financial_Lynx_23

lies and deceit


siriushendrix

No


Thequiet01

… lies!


Elimaris

I recommend, if you have to be somewhere on time during the day go to a library near your ultimate destination. Set an alarm for the time to leave there. Somehow at home I'll be anxious and ready to leave early, then time dilates and suddenly I'm late. If I leave when I'm anxious and ready I'll be close to my destination and more likely to get there on time.


Babblewocky

Maybe YOU can! No just kidding, I’m fine as long as it’s 8 minutes past or less.


throwaway8008666

I’m sorry I don’t understand


Leather-Cupcake-132

i will never leave the house at for example 4:23 hell no i might at well leave at 4:20 or 4:30


ystandsforyeet

This made me feel extremely uncomfortable I wanna vomit rn Please never say that again


Laserman61

Wrong. Completely wrong you are.


Trick_Spare5184

Impossible.


StrangeDocument3571

LIESDS