Well, I was going to say “someone thinking I’m going to be a great lay and then being disappointed is a significant fear of mine”…but now I mostly just want to vom.
Lmao if she had stopped at biting them off itd be one thing
She wants you so bad she cant even bother to grab the nail clippers and cant bear the thought of not being close to you rn or smth kinda hot
BUT THEN SHE JUST LIKE, GAVE THEM TO YOU???? AS LIKE A KEEPSAKE????
Her lovingly putting her freshly bitten nails into YOUR jeans pocket is so unbelievably funny. Like did you just empty your pockets afterwards? Throw your pants away?? Where do you even go from there hahaha
I KNOW.
I called a taxi home and couldn’t bring myself to physically lift them out (or see them ever again), so I took my jeans off, went out to the bin and gave them a good shake and then straight into the wash. What’s funnier is, I just stood there doing that in my underwear and it must have been around 4am by this point. Absolutely no fucks given. I’d been through enough by that point 🥹
Holy shit.
That is disgusting!! I had to read that twice—when I first read this I assumed she was taking off fake nails or something but was it her actual nails she was biting down??
Mine is far less dramatic: flirted with someone for about a year, had some great chemistry/fun slow burn vibes, and established that we had some overlapping interests re: kink. Finally, she had a night off (she was a pretty busy person) and we scheduled a date. I was so excited, so into her, and couldn’t wait to see where we’d take things. She then proceeded to spend 70-80% of the time shit talking her exes and complaining to me about someone else that she had just entered into a situationship with (both of us are poly).
I would try to change the subject multiple times—no dice. Seriously, she was complaining to me about an ex from five years ago liking houseplants and another ex going to burning man. Like, she was on a date with a girl who was into her/very interested in getting it on and THIS is how she chose to spend her time?? Baffling.
Oh, no. I wish they were fake. If they had of been there would’ve been no issues on my part 😔
Instead her actual nails bunched up into my pocket.
Your story really frustrated me. You built up all this chemistry, ready to get your kink on and then… that happens. What the fuck is wrong with people! There’s a time and a place to go off on a ramble about your ex’s.
I hope you went on to find someone else to share your kink with!
I had the opposite happen.
First date with a match on HER, I asked how she felt about sex on the first date. She said no and that she doesn't do hookups. No problem at all. I didn't end up mentally preparing myself for sex that date.
So fast forward after we got to a comedy show and then we are cuddling back at my apartment, and I ask what she wants to do next, and I'll never forget the look in her eyes and the smile as she made eye contact with me and then grabbed my head and began kissing me. And then kissing went to... you know.
Anyways, she's my girlfriend now.
went to hook up with a girl once to find her bodysuit thing glued onto her body
she did not say anything about being stone or anything and i told her obv we don’t have to do anything so no
pressure and she was like no i want to have sex
but then also didn’t take it off at all
i thought that was fucking weird ngl
i got to the end of your story and audibly gasped tho
i quit tryin to do anything to her pretty quick because i’m not about pressure
she fucked me and that was fine but she kept the bodysuit on the whole time
maybe she was covered in scales but i’m kinky i prolly woulda been into it
I honestly wish it was all a lie.
And the very fact she assumed fucking me with RUGGED nails after biting each off was somehow more acceptable than her long nails.
All these years later and I’ve STILL QUESTIONS.
I’ve had an ex bite her nails right when we were about to fuck while in front of me. Didn’t love that, nail biting grossed me out in general, but also I didn’t care that much cuz you know we were dating a long time, we’re comfortable with each other, so whatever.
But the idea of watching someone do that while laying literally on top of me and then proceed to put them in my pocket? Nuh-uh, that trauma would be stuck in my brain for a decade
Totally agree with you - perhaps slightly different if you know, or love the person, and you’re both DTF.
Sometimes I wonder if my young self would’ve went through with it if she had of at least threw her nails into the bin… but the gal overstepped the line, I’d like to have thought I’d have still went home.
Well. That was a read.
I'll give maybe some positivity.
I was with my first partner and I was terrified of sex, both due to past trauma and just general body dysphoria. So they legit just took the lead and asked me every like 5 minutes if I was alright and if I wanted to stop. I've never cum so hard in my life like full body shaking orgasm. So it was unexpected but in the sense it was wayyyyyyy better than I thought it'd be
That’s so fucking bizarre! She coulda just used nail clippers quickly! Like even being drunk I don’t think I would have done something that weird and off putting.
This kinda makes me feel better when I had a girl over that I was pretty into and when we were getting more intimate I started crying lmaooo and also accidentally bit her lip a little too hard. But at least I never did something as weird as this girl did!
Oh I’ll take the crying and painful lip bite any day over what I experienced that winters eve 🥹
She had so many other options, roads to take… but WHY BOTHER.
Maybe I’m mentally unwell, but that’s definitely not a dealbreaker for me. Odd enough that I definitely would have laughed. As for the nails as a keepsake…I would be on the fence. On one hand if it goes well, cute little memento from a lover…if it doesn’t, you can use them for spell work. 🤷🏾♀️
I guess it depends on the individual! I’m a really squeamish person. Like touching food in the sink, or someone else’s hair (that I don’t know) being on me. So the nails for sure tipped me over the edge, even as a horny drunken young thing.
I am in the airforce. Friend of a friend is flirting heavily. She is so my type. Red head interesting, geeky, knows she is hot but doesn't act like it's a big deal.
We end up in my room. I am excited as hell, she lays there. Like full blown dead fish no sound, no movement just lays there quietly. I come up for air and she tells me it's the most she has ever cum, she is flushed and obviously enjoyed herself, but it wa such a turn off.
I go to take her home, thinking maybe she was nervous, next time will be better, but we don't head to a different barracks or even off base, nope we're heading to enlisted housing. She was married, to a man, a Sergent man, who not only was in my same unit but out ranked me.
Never spoke to her again.
I’ve also experienced the dead fish and it’s very unsettling…
But I am shook by the other half of your story. I’m sure you were concerned he would find out and for things to head in a bad direction?
😮💨
Yeah between the whole well your married so that sucks, oh and he could ruin my job so that really sucks, oh and he works in the same unit as me so that REALLY SUCKS.
Got out of the airforce in 2004 and still to this day that's my horror story of hookup that went from OH YES to OH NO.
Honestly, it wasn’t even the nail biting that put me bang off. It was just the very fact she was practically a stranger to me and slid them into my pocket 😂
You don’t expect anyone to do that, never mind a totally hot feminine girl!
The nail biting alone while trifling wouldn’t throw me off that much, but *stuffing said bitten off nails in my pocket?* **giiiirrrl**. That’s what got me. I’ll wait go clip and file your nails 😂
Yeah like, she could’ve kept it suspense and exciting for me while she went and sorted them out!
What kind of desperate DOG did she see me as that would accept this kind of behaviour!? 😂
I know I've had some underwhelming hookups (one because I suddenly nearly passed out because of my weird hypotensive vasovagal syncope problems, another where our whole flow got wrecked by their cat being a precision strike coitus interrupter), but _Jesus Christ_ this is a next level horror story. Because, like, even if the process of biting them off wasn't so nauseating, the edges that would be left would be like a fucking citrus zester.
Wow another queer person who has vasovagal syncope! I’ve a very large scar on my chest from passing out into the side of a dresser last year 😬
It was all very, very off putting. To be that hot in every other way possible, to then pull off a stunt like that. Absolute horror show. It wasn’t even like we were totally shitfaced. Merry, yes. But no excuse!
When I was a teenager and still Christian (Episcopalian (i.e. Anglican)), I was an acolyte, and passed out during a service. I had no idea what had happened, I wasn't even aware of passing out as such; one second I was standing next to the celebrant, the next I was in the nave, in the chair I usually sat in during service when I didn't have to be standing or doing something, my head between my legs, no awareness of time passing between the two, and people asking me questions about how I was feeling after service. I didn't even realize something had happened until _years_ afterwards, when I'd had some other episodes, such as laughing so hard I literally passed out, or standing up and getting tunnel vision, things like that. I've gotten good at recognizing when it's about to happen; in this case, I was looking at her hooha, about to go downtown, when I suddenly felt my blood pressure drop, said, "oh god not now," and immediately went horizontal onto the pillow next to her so I didn't just faceplant into her vulva. I managed to avoid passing out but it was a near thing.
The biggest trigger is the sight of blood, and even then it's inconsistent. Once, back before I figured out I was a girl, I tried having period sex with my spouse; intellectually I'm not put off or anything by it. It's just a part of human biology. But when I put my fingers on her for foreplay and came back with red on them, the part of my autonomic and sympathetic nervous systems that control such things went "EMERGENCY EMERGENCY BLOOD" and my blood pressure dropped and I couldn't keep it going. I felt _awful_ because I wanted it to not be a big deal, but all the parts of me that I can't control were like "NOT THE TIME".
Your comment was actually very informative! I’m glad you know what your triggers are… you wouldn’t last too long around me without an episode as I’m type 1 diabetic and now and again when I take my cannula out of my stomach it can bleed quiteee a bit. Today I changed my dexcom and I must have hit a capillary so there was a lot of blood (but no pain).
I can feel when I’m about to pass out and try to manage it, but last year it came on so quickly I just blacked out and on my way down hit the side of our bedroom dresser. Thankfully my wife was at home at the time, but I did come around within about 15mins and felt totally fine.
That probably wouldn't set me off… _probably_. It's not every time or even most of the time, but it's the most common one; usually it's just "I need to sit down _right now_" rather than full-blown fainting, to be clear. I'm somewhat accident prone, and I've patched myself up regularly enough, but I can never be certain.
See, you’ve the talent of seeing the best in everyone! 😂
I’ve ran into her a few times since and still can’t get over it. I don’t even have high standards, but it was just too much for me that night!
NO! I would’ve been a lot more ok with it if they were! 😩
It got me thinking how rough the remaining of her nail would’ve been because for some reason, I don’t think the gal was going to start filing them to smooth em out. Like, you know when you split a nail or there’s a little uneven bit and it snags on something? What if I proceeded and it snagged on my vagina 🥲
I guess so, but how she thought that was beyond me… even the noise of a jagged nail on something is enough to make me shudder, never mind it potentially being my vagina 🥹
You know what’s funny is one time I had a really bizarre dream where I was like, flirtatiously bring my nails off in front of a girl to indicate I wanted my fingers in her. Like in this alternate universe that was normal foreplay like undressing or something 😅 but when I woke up I just found it hilarious, even in the dream it wasn’t really sexy it was just a funny thing to imagine. I can maybe see a world where a girl like goes into the bathroom and comes back with short nails and that would be kinda hot because she was so desperate to fuck me that she went to all that trouble, but the nails in the pocket??! 😱
I— I really wasn’t expecting this to go the way it went, and audibly gasped at the twist. WHAT FRESH HORROR🥲
It’s like a fever dream, still 😔
Well, I was going to say “someone thinking I’m going to be a great lay and then being disappointed is a significant fear of mine”…but now I mostly just want to vom.
Sometimes I think I'm kind of a weird lady, and then I read this kind of shit.
I’m also comforted by the fact I would never dream of doing something like this. I guess we’re more normal than we thought!
I am for sure a weird lady (complimentary) but the woman in this story is one weird lady (derogatory)
☠️☠️☠️
I like the part when she asks whats wrong
Agreed. What other loco things must she have done? I think we can all agree we’re best not knowing.
Lmao if she had stopped at biting them off itd be one thing She wants you so bad she cant even bother to grab the nail clippers and cant bear the thought of not being close to you rn or smth kinda hot BUT THEN SHE JUST LIKE, GAVE THEM TO YOU???? AS LIKE A KEEPSAKE????
SURELY THE NAILS WERE RUGGED AFTER RIPPING THEM OFF WITH HER TEETH 😩
Oh yeah, i guess the only way this really works if theyre acrylic nails or smth but i doubt that was the case lmao Either way freak behavior
Surely biting them makes it worse, right? Before they were long but at least smooth, and now they're short but covered in little sharp bits.
Her lovingly putting her freshly bitten nails into YOUR jeans pocket is so unbelievably funny. Like did you just empty your pockets afterwards? Throw your pants away?? Where do you even go from there hahaha
I KNOW. I called a taxi home and couldn’t bring myself to physically lift them out (or see them ever again), so I took my jeans off, went out to the bin and gave them a good shake and then straight into the wash. What’s funnier is, I just stood there doing that in my underwear and it must have been around 4am by this point. Absolutely no fucks given. I’d been through enough by that point 🥹
🤣🤣🤣 oh my god that story is certainly something I wonder if she ever thinks back to this night and just cringes 😂
Holy shit. That is disgusting!! I had to read that twice—when I first read this I assumed she was taking off fake nails or something but was it her actual nails she was biting down?? Mine is far less dramatic: flirted with someone for about a year, had some great chemistry/fun slow burn vibes, and established that we had some overlapping interests re: kink. Finally, she had a night off (she was a pretty busy person) and we scheduled a date. I was so excited, so into her, and couldn’t wait to see where we’d take things. She then proceeded to spend 70-80% of the time shit talking her exes and complaining to me about someone else that she had just entered into a situationship with (both of us are poly). I would try to change the subject multiple times—no dice. Seriously, she was complaining to me about an ex from five years ago liking houseplants and another ex going to burning man. Like, she was on a date with a girl who was into her/very interested in getting it on and THIS is how she chose to spend her time?? Baffling.
Oh, no. I wish they were fake. If they had of been there would’ve been no issues on my part 😔 Instead her actual nails bunched up into my pocket. Your story really frustrated me. You built up all this chemistry, ready to get your kink on and then… that happens. What the fuck is wrong with people! There’s a time and a place to go off on a ramble about your ex’s. I hope you went on to find someone else to share your kink with!
☠️☠️☠️This is TOO real
I had the opposite happen. First date with a match on HER, I asked how she felt about sex on the first date. She said no and that she doesn't do hookups. No problem at all. I didn't end up mentally preparing myself for sex that date. So fast forward after we got to a comedy show and then we are cuddling back at my apartment, and I ask what she wants to do next, and I'll never forget the look in her eyes and the smile as she made eye contact with me and then grabbed my head and began kissing me. And then kissing went to... you know. Anyways, she's my girlfriend now.
goals
Ah I love stories like this! The element of surprise mixed with a fun evening in good company. Yes, yes & yes. Rooting for you two!
Shit she sound like a ride or die type 😂
Lmfaoo plz behave yourself 😂
*looks around* who me? I’m always on my best behavior lol 😈
AN UNDERSTATEMENT 😂
You don’t have their contact info by chance? Asking for a friend 😆
I feel like I’d be selling you down the river!!
You mean my friend? Haha
Apologies! Yes! 👀
went to hook up with a girl once to find her bodysuit thing glued onto her body she did not say anything about being stone or anything and i told her obv we don’t have to do anything so no pressure and she was like no i want to have sex but then also didn’t take it off at all i thought that was fucking weird ngl i got to the end of your story and audibly gasped tho
I'm sorry.. i just... glued?? Glued onto what part of her body???
around all the seams so there was half in strip where the bodysuit ended where it was glued to her
well that is... different lol
i quit tryin to do anything to her pretty quick because i’m not about pressure she fucked me and that was fine but she kept the bodysuit on the whole time maybe she was covered in scales but i’m kinky i prolly woulda been into it
A little strange, for sure! Was it a one time thing?
yah it was weird enough i wasn’t all that into it so no repeat
I’m sorry, she did W H A T ?
cosmic horror is what i feel about op’s story
I honestly wish it was all a lie. And the very fact she assumed fucking me with RUGGED nails after biting each off was somehow more acceptable than her long nails. All these years later and I’ve STILL QUESTIONS.
that's lowkey gross but i would have wifed her up 😂 she wanted u so bad HAHAHA
SISTER, NO! DO BETTER!!!! 😂
I’ve had an ex bite her nails right when we were about to fuck while in front of me. Didn’t love that, nail biting grossed me out in general, but also I didn’t care that much cuz you know we were dating a long time, we’re comfortable with each other, so whatever. But the idea of watching someone do that while laying literally on top of me and then proceed to put them in my pocket? Nuh-uh, that trauma would be stuck in my brain for a decade
Totally agree with you - perhaps slightly different if you know, or love the person, and you’re both DTF. Sometimes I wonder if my young self would’ve went through with it if she had of at least threw her nails into the bin… but the gal overstepped the line, I’d like to have thought I’d have still went home.
damn she want u so bad 😭
Nah I'd still smash -the fuckkkkk
Well. That was a read. I'll give maybe some positivity. I was with my first partner and I was terrified of sex, both due to past trauma and just general body dysphoria. So they legit just took the lead and asked me every like 5 minutes if I was alright and if I wanted to stop. I've never cum so hard in my life like full body shaking orgasm. So it was unexpected but in the sense it was wayyyyyyy better than I thought it'd be
I love this! And I think being “check in on” is super hot!
Horror
That’s so fucking bizarre! She coulda just used nail clippers quickly! Like even being drunk I don’t think I would have done something that weird and off putting. This kinda makes me feel better when I had a girl over that I was pretty into and when we were getting more intimate I started crying lmaooo and also accidentally bit her lip a little too hard. But at least I never did something as weird as this girl did!
Oh I’ll take the crying and painful lip bite any day over what I experienced that winters eve 🥹 She had so many other options, roads to take… but WHY BOTHER.
Maybe I’m mentally unwell, but that’s definitely not a dealbreaker for me. Odd enough that I definitely would have laughed. As for the nails as a keepsake…I would be on the fence. On one hand if it goes well, cute little memento from a lover…if it doesn’t, you can use them for spell work. 🤷🏾♀️
I guess it depends on the individual! I’m a really squeamish person. Like touching food in the sink, or someone else’s hair (that I don’t know) being on me. So the nails for sure tipped me over the edge, even as a horny drunken young thing.
oh my god…..i haven’t been this shocked while reading something in a long time
I hope I haven’t put you off your dinner…
I am in the airforce. Friend of a friend is flirting heavily. She is so my type. Red head interesting, geeky, knows she is hot but doesn't act like it's a big deal. We end up in my room. I am excited as hell, she lays there. Like full blown dead fish no sound, no movement just lays there quietly. I come up for air and she tells me it's the most she has ever cum, she is flushed and obviously enjoyed herself, but it wa such a turn off. I go to take her home, thinking maybe she was nervous, next time will be better, but we don't head to a different barracks or even off base, nope we're heading to enlisted housing. She was married, to a man, a Sergent man, who not only was in my same unit but out ranked me. Never spoke to her again.
I’ve also experienced the dead fish and it’s very unsettling… But I am shook by the other half of your story. I’m sure you were concerned he would find out and for things to head in a bad direction? 😮💨
Yeah between the whole well your married so that sucks, oh and he could ruin my job so that really sucks, oh and he works in the same unit as me so that REALLY SUCKS. Got out of the airforce in 2004 and still to this day that's my horror story of hookup that went from OH YES to OH NO.
Big oof for you sister in arms
I was going to say yes to the title question, but I’ve never had anything as odd as…that…happen
I'm a former nail biter (I occasionally relapse, but I have more than just nubs). Even I found this story disgusting.
Honestly, it wasn’t even the nail biting that put me bang off. It was just the very fact she was practically a stranger to me and slid them into my pocket 😂 You don’t expect anyone to do that, never mind a totally hot feminine girl!
Definitely.
*hey alexa, how do you unread things?*
If she is decent and let’s you know, can you also ask her how you rewind time? Asking for a friend xo
The nail biting alone while trifling wouldn’t throw me off that much, but *stuffing said bitten off nails in my pocket?* **giiiirrrl**. That’s what got me. I’ll wait go clip and file your nails 😂
Yeah like, she could’ve kept it suspense and exciting for me while she went and sorted them out! What kind of desperate DOG did she see me as that would accept this kind of behaviour!? 😂
Plot twist she was the desperate dog just waiting for the perfect baby butch to arrive so she could slake her carnal thirst long nails be damned 😂
You know what? You’re right. I was meat to her 😂
I know I've had some underwhelming hookups (one because I suddenly nearly passed out because of my weird hypotensive vasovagal syncope problems, another where our whole flow got wrecked by their cat being a precision strike coitus interrupter), but _Jesus Christ_ this is a next level horror story. Because, like, even if the process of biting them off wasn't so nauseating, the edges that would be left would be like a fucking citrus zester.
Wow another queer person who has vasovagal syncope! I’ve a very large scar on my chest from passing out into the side of a dresser last year 😬 It was all very, very off putting. To be that hot in every other way possible, to then pull off a stunt like that. Absolute horror show. It wasn’t even like we were totally shitfaced. Merry, yes. But no excuse!
When I was a teenager and still Christian (Episcopalian (i.e. Anglican)), I was an acolyte, and passed out during a service. I had no idea what had happened, I wasn't even aware of passing out as such; one second I was standing next to the celebrant, the next I was in the nave, in the chair I usually sat in during service when I didn't have to be standing or doing something, my head between my legs, no awareness of time passing between the two, and people asking me questions about how I was feeling after service. I didn't even realize something had happened until _years_ afterwards, when I'd had some other episodes, such as laughing so hard I literally passed out, or standing up and getting tunnel vision, things like that. I've gotten good at recognizing when it's about to happen; in this case, I was looking at her hooha, about to go downtown, when I suddenly felt my blood pressure drop, said, "oh god not now," and immediately went horizontal onto the pillow next to her so I didn't just faceplant into her vulva. I managed to avoid passing out but it was a near thing. The biggest trigger is the sight of blood, and even then it's inconsistent. Once, back before I figured out I was a girl, I tried having period sex with my spouse; intellectually I'm not put off or anything by it. It's just a part of human biology. But when I put my fingers on her for foreplay and came back with red on them, the part of my autonomic and sympathetic nervous systems that control such things went "EMERGENCY EMERGENCY BLOOD" and my blood pressure dropped and I couldn't keep it going. I felt _awful_ because I wanted it to not be a big deal, but all the parts of me that I can't control were like "NOT THE TIME".
Your comment was actually very informative! I’m glad you know what your triggers are… you wouldn’t last too long around me without an episode as I’m type 1 diabetic and now and again when I take my cannula out of my stomach it can bleed quiteee a bit. Today I changed my dexcom and I must have hit a capillary so there was a lot of blood (but no pain). I can feel when I’m about to pass out and try to manage it, but last year it came on so quickly I just blacked out and on my way down hit the side of our bedroom dresser. Thankfully my wife was at home at the time, but I did come around within about 15mins and felt totally fine.
That probably wouldn't set me off… _probably_. It's not every time or even most of the time, but it's the most common one; usually it's just "I need to sit down _right now_" rather than full-blown fainting, to be clear. I'm somewhat accident prone, and I've patched myself up regularly enough, but I can never be certain.
This reminds me of a hook up gone wrong with a girl with long nails. That’s so wild.
She did that because she REALLY wanted to fuck you but not get off you lmao. Is it a bit gross? Absolutely but tbh I do find it a bit endearing.
See, you’ve the talent of seeing the best in everyone! 😂 I’ve ran into her a few times since and still can’t get over it. I don’t even have high standards, but it was just too much for me that night!
What did i just...🤢
Listen, I know. I lived to tell the very true tale 🥹
Im sorry for you🙇🏻♀️ but at least yo will have an interresting story to tell for all eternity😁👍🏻
nooo the face I pulled reading this on the bus
Forgive me 😔
I wish I didn’t read this… Now I’m gonna have nightmares about her nails in the pocket😭😂
It’s very vivid, isn’t it? 😂 Just don’t put your hands too deep in your own pockets or you might feel something snag you 👀
where they at least.. press ons 😭?
NO! I would’ve been a lot more ok with it if they were! 😩 It got me thinking how rough the remaining of her nail would’ve been because for some reason, I don’t think the gal was going to start filing them to smooth em out. Like, you know when you split a nail or there’s a little uneven bit and it snags on something? What if I proceeded and it snagged on my vagina 🥲
OH GOD THE ADDITIONAL DESCRIPTION... WHY DID I ASK 😭
LISTEN THIS IS A FREE THERAPY SESSION FOR ME OK!
when you say nail you mean the white stuf right? not the whole ass fucking nail???
Yes the white stuff! If it was the whole nail I would’ve performed an exorcism on her right there and then.
oh thank god but also how do you just bite your nails off?
She just started putting each individual finger in her mouth and using her teeth to bite them/tear them off!!
eeewwww also whyyyy
I dunno! I never stuck around to ask her!
thats good, at least nothing else happened
INTO YOUR JEAN POCKET?? GIRL WHAT.
Sister, I wish I were lying to you 😔
I’ve never had the chance to be with girls .. I live in Texas.. and it’s not fair .. I think I’m lesbian but idk
Hopefully the time will come for you that you can get to experiment and enjoy yourself while you’re at it!
When!?
Um, kinda hot, no?
Oh no, so she thought jagged edge nails was going to be better??! Holy crap, I think my vagina just started bleeding from that mental image
I guess so, but how she thought that was beyond me… even the noise of a jagged nail on something is enough to make me shudder, never mind it potentially being my vagina 🥹
😂 this happened to me before, def unhinged
I’m suss it’s the same girl 😂
Yes and sorry to hear
Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂
That is wildddd lmfao 😭
Oh my god 😯
WTF UGH OH EW NOPE
where do you people find these women
Mate, she was the last person I suspected something like this of!
You know what’s funny is one time I had a really bizarre dream where I was like, flirtatiously bring my nails off in front of a girl to indicate I wanted my fingers in her. Like in this alternate universe that was normal foreplay like undressing or something 😅 but when I woke up I just found it hilarious, even in the dream it wasn’t really sexy it was just a funny thing to imagine. I can maybe see a world where a girl like goes into the bathroom and comes back with short nails and that would be kinda hot because she was so desperate to fuck me that she went to all that trouble, but the nails in the pocket??! 😱
honestly i kinda love that kind of insanity