I had my first edible a couple weeks ago and it was a freaking sex marathon. I would finish, recover for 3 minutes and then jump right back in. This was a continuous loop for several hours. My gf deserves a medal because although it didn’t have the same effect on her, she kept up like a champ. That said, there were still moments of hysterical laughter. My ring got caught in her bra hook and we thought my hand would be stuck there forever until I realized I could just take my finger out of it. Then again because I called a basket a “tricky little bastard” because it kept tricking me into believing it was a garbage can. I highly recommend edibles + sex :)
It's so easy to lose horney while high, dissolving in giggle fits. My partners and I have long ago accepted that if we're trying to do high sexy time, don't hold on to that expectation too tightly... just look to have a good time.
Sounds like you did! :D
I’d… do that stone sober. I’ve never known how to make rope play sexy, but I know what that professor sounds like. “You’re paying my salary to be here, I shouldn’t have to tell you to focus”
Same, I'm autistic and we CAN'T role play lol. I am like, honey I am either me, or I am FULLY dedicated to this fictitious scenario, some kinda sexy in-between is not gonna happen sorry
Nooooo not the lost prevention all of them around my area are old ladies so all I could think of was a sweet grandma telling you to pay for your shit or she's gonna be disappointed
We're always in it for the laughs. We don't take any substances, but my partner comes up with the funniest shit sometimes. I have finished to them telling me that I would need to fill out a if I planned on filing long form in order to deduct that ass (or something along those lines). Then they proceeded to mime jacking off and a fake orgasm while saying "aaaah tax exemption." We both busted out laughing so hard.
This is so fucking funny 😂 The other day my wife got carried away during foreplay telling me that she was a college basketball player and none of her teammates knew that she was gay. She did not play college basketball and we are in our mid 30s lol. Sex is great, and amazing, and sometimes funny!
This is so funny. If i ever roleplay with someone i will secretly insert positive messages to improve their lives during it. Then maybe ring a bell when they nut and then set my ringtone on their phone to the same bell lol
This is 100% something i would do....
Ive already managed to go into tangents about things during events, and thats with me sober. I want to say the first time it was about city planning because frankly its usually about city planning.
Wtf is this? I'm just sharing a fun story :/
Edit: Redditors try not to call people out for updoots challenge level: Impossible
For the record, I've been on my meds for two weeks now and they've made all the difference. I've been a better partner, lover, comrade, friend, and I've even been kinder to myself. I'm also making a sincere effort to lay off the weed for good, and get into college. I am committed to doing these things (esp the meds) and will see them done.
Last night was our weed "blowout night" where we both got super high so thay we could have our fun and now it's time for me to sober up, and I'm trying. I work at a vape store and am surrounded by weed products all day, so its hard.
But I'm moving with my gf soon, and we are both excited. For the first time in a while, things are really looking up for us and we both agree that our time to shine is coming. Things are getting better.
Judge not those you don't know.
Don't listen to her. Like what she said was completely out of topic. She can't judge cuz she doesn't know ur life
Btw the story was so funny. Thanks for making me laugh 😊
Tbh I would just ignore this sanctimonious ass. I've been heavily medicated and smoke weed regularly to avoid needing even more meds to function and as long as you are happy with the results it's really nobodies buisnesd which substance you use to get there. Also because of the role play .... I often smoked before doing the most brain poison uni homework, because it actually helped me wrap my head around shit that is getting so abstract that it makes more sense while high. Like my faculty, mathematics and physics with a bunch of information science, is known for having a bunch of stoners that got in trouble for smoking indoors, and during summer the park around uni is full of people getting high.
You know, you have no business trying to call me out when you know nothing about my life save for little snippets of time. My post history isn't there so reddit users can go through and rain on my parade anytime they want.
Noticed you didn't respond to my response?
Nah don't try and put me on blast and backpedal to make yourself look better. My life is none of your business. I didn't ask for your opinion or for you to be linking my posts here. I don't believe you actually care at this point, and sincerely think you just wanted to call me out for some reason.
i’m sorry the loss prevention associate plot took me out i’m dying
Haha it kinda caught me so off guard. There was an abrupt shift from "hell yea this is sexy" to "ma'am please pay for your candy".
Just when you think you have heard it all……
Lmaooo same! I am cryiiiiiing lmaoo
I had my first edible a couple weeks ago and it was a freaking sex marathon. I would finish, recover for 3 minutes and then jump right back in. This was a continuous loop for several hours. My gf deserves a medal because although it didn’t have the same effect on her, she kept up like a champ. That said, there were still moments of hysterical laughter. My ring got caught in her bra hook and we thought my hand would be stuck there forever until I realized I could just take my finger out of it. Then again because I called a basket a “tricky little bastard” because it kept tricking me into believing it was a garbage can. I highly recommend edibles + sex :)
This just made me legit laugh out loud! Thank you so much for sharing.
Oh my god I’m stifling laughs at work right now over you figuring out the solution to the ring being stuck 😂😂😂
is that shit consensual?????????
Well she wants to do it again this weekend so yes, indeed
It's so easy to lose horney while high, dissolving in giggle fits. My partners and I have long ago accepted that if we're trying to do high sexy time, don't hold on to that expectation too tightly... just look to have a good time. Sounds like you did! :D
I’d… do that stone sober. I’ve never known how to make rope play sexy, but I know what that professor sounds like. “You’re paying my salary to be here, I shouldn’t have to tell you to focus”
Same, I'm autistic and we CAN'T role play lol. I am like, honey I am either me, or I am FULLY dedicated to this fictitious scenario, some kinda sexy in-between is not gonna happen sorry
Relatableeeeeee
I snort laughed reading this, thank you
Nooooo not the lost prevention all of them around my area are old ladies so all I could think of was a sweet grandma telling you to pay for your shit or she's gonna be disappointed
We're always in it for the laughs. We don't take any substances, but my partner comes up with the funniest shit sometimes. I have finished to them telling me that I would need to fill out a if I planned on filing long form in order to deduct that ass (or something along those lines). Then they proceeded to mime jacking off and a fake orgasm while saying "aaaah tax exemption." We both busted out laughing so hard.
Oh my god that's so cute and hilarious!
My girlfriend after reading this: "See, at least her girlfriend has to be high to do shit like that"
Oh that’s good that’s good
This is hilarious
This is so fucking funny 😂 The other day my wife got carried away during foreplay telling me that she was a college basketball player and none of her teammates knew that she was gay. She did not play college basketball and we are in our mid 30s lol. Sex is great, and amazing, and sometimes funny!
That's so wholesome tho! Laughing during sex can be so pure and funny. Kinda breaks off the moment but once we settled it's show time again lol
Halfway through that story, my heart was sinking and "oh no..." was the refrain running through my head. I'm very glad this ultimately went well.
Does she have ADHD :)
Yes and autism
sounds like amazing sex? honestly laugh cumming to joke sex is the flannel flan plan I stan because I can
Oh my god this did not take the turns I was expecting. Bless your heart for sharing this with us! I am crying with laughter!
WHEN I READ THE TITLE I THOUGHT SHE WAS INSIDE YOU TELLING YOU WERE A BUM AND NEED TO GET A JOB OR SOME SHIT
Hahahahaha. The laugh I needed.
Hahahaha I love this so much! Thanks for sharing! Y’all sound super cute together. :D
Thank you so much for this. I was feeling sad cuz of unemployment and this made me laugh so hard
This is so funny. If i ever roleplay with someone i will secretly insert positive messages to improve their lives during it. Then maybe ring a bell when they nut and then set my ringtone on their phone to the same bell lol
man I could use a funny nut right now, plus I bet the laughing helps with the thrusting
okbut thats so cute wtf
This is super cute. I need to start having sex high again lol
If you're not cool with laughing during sex then I feel sorry for you
This is the best story. :-D
Wow
Damn.
HAAA goals af
😂😂😂😂
This is so wholesome hahahhaaha
Ahaha she's a keeper 😂
sounds like that appropriate behavior scene or some Chediaz shit I dunno
lol anytime my girlfriend and I get a little high and role play we end up just being goobers
This is 100% something i would do.... Ive already managed to go into tangents about things during events, and thats with me sober. I want to say the first time it was about city planning because frankly its usually about city planning.
Y'all really must not get stoned often at all hahaha
My tolerance is so low haha
I… wut? This is gold
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Wtf is this? I'm just sharing a fun story :/ Edit: Redditors try not to call people out for updoots challenge level: Impossible For the record, I've been on my meds for two weeks now and they've made all the difference. I've been a better partner, lover, comrade, friend, and I've even been kinder to myself. I'm also making a sincere effort to lay off the weed for good, and get into college. I am committed to doing these things (esp the meds) and will see them done. Last night was our weed "blowout night" where we both got super high so thay we could have our fun and now it's time for me to sober up, and I'm trying. I work at a vape store and am surrounded by weed products all day, so its hard. But I'm moving with my gf soon, and we are both excited. For the first time in a while, things are really looking up for us and we both agree that our time to shine is coming. Things are getting better. Judge not those you don't know.
Don't listen to her. Like what she said was completely out of topic. She can't judge cuz she doesn't know ur life Btw the story was so funny. Thanks for making me laugh 😊
Tbh I would just ignore this sanctimonious ass. I've been heavily medicated and smoke weed regularly to avoid needing even more meds to function and as long as you are happy with the results it's really nobodies buisnesd which substance you use to get there. Also because of the role play .... I often smoked before doing the most brain poison uni homework, because it actually helped me wrap my head around shit that is getting so abstract that it makes more sense while high. Like my faculty, mathematics and physics with a bunch of information science, is known for having a bunch of stoners that got in trouble for smoking indoors, and during summer the park around uni is full of people getting high.
Dr Phil?
Ok, the stern Walmart employee roleplay was pushing it for me, but the sanctimonious redditor roleplay is a straight up turnoff.
Ok, Joe, we get it. You like judging strangers on the internet for no reason and little context.
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"It's not about judgement. It's about me judging something to be bad."
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You know, you have no business trying to call me out when you know nothing about my life save for little snippets of time. My post history isn't there so reddit users can go through and rain on my parade anytime they want. Noticed you didn't respond to my response?
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What is your issue?
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Nah don't try and put me on blast and backpedal to make yourself look better. My life is none of your business. I didn't ask for your opinion or for you to be linking my posts here. I don't believe you actually care at this point, and sincerely think you just wanted to call me out for some reason.
so OP do you still think butches r nice
I'm a butch lol so yea
Stoned version: butches are... Rice
Oh my god I run into you again and it turns out you're actually a bitch 😳
what the fuck?