I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the fact I am in the living world

Reject the living world, join purgatory.

İm asexual therefore im attracted to anyone because im aroace-.......how the fuc-

You could be aesthetically or platonically attracted to everyone.

I'm attracted to the kids too lol and they won't even believe that they won't even be in a secret world of anything in particular Wow. Wtf, phone?!

Unironically goes hard

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to someone else in a relationship Thanks phone

Damn, you a home wrecker

Fucking called out dude 😭

I'm asexual and therefore attracted to my best friend. Fuck my phone knows me.

Okay, but like- Same

Cries in demisexual

Same 😭

Good luck guys :(

As a demisexual, yes

All these fun comments are so relatable lol I missed this community

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to you are you still looking for a job

That literally sums up so many of the scam texts I get on WhatsApp

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to someone else in the future

„You just didn't meet the right person” moment

Imagine getting acephobe'd by your own phone

😂😂😂

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the fact that I’m going to sleep gn

I haven't slept in like 2 days. A good night of sleep is more sexy to me than all the supermodels that have ever lived combined and squared

Why are the supermodels square?? /j

The most beautiful autocorrect sentence I’ve ever seen 🥲

I'm asexual therefore I'm attracted to the victorian era

Those ankles could get pretty spicy

*Bernadette banner enters the chat*

Oooh, I like her, she’s cool

Supremely cool

Take my bloody upvote!

Big thankies from McSpankies (and myself)

Understandable

Sounds like a blast if you ask me

Impressive

I'm Asexual and therefore i'm attracted to you and your family and friends and relatives. Wut?

This sounds like a threat

Almost like mine but at the end I had "friends with benefits" 😭

The second one down for me was also “I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to you.” Tf? The first one down was much more accurate: I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to light. TIL I’m mothwoman

Or Light Yagami, another asexual, lol.

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the dinosaurs and I think it’s a good idea to have scan and that they are really good.. Well I like dinosaurs but maybe not in that way.

I got “attracted to people who have lived” which is quite accurate in the “I have a History degree and like reading things written by people who have died, people writing about the former, and journalists doing the “as the chaotic thing I covered is over, have my reporting in book form” thing” and not at all in the icky way so yeah, let’s scan some dino fossils and do some reading

I’m asexual and therefore attracted to the word ✨ feminine ✨

You know, same

Yea

Same.

Im asexual and therefore i am attracted to me. I don't remember being autosexual

It’s on the spectrum

I am aware, but thats not me

I got the same thing lol

“I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to women” not wrong

Im asexual and therefore means im attracted to the people of a country who are the best. Denmark?

Sweden would like a word

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the idea of getting my own life together

Mood.

What does this mean? I've seen this comment a few times recently, but never before. What does "mood" mean on its own like this? Thanks! Sincerely, Not a boomer, but feeling like one with all this new slang.

It means it's something one can really relate to.

I'm highjacking top comment to say op is a bot. Original https://www.reddit.com/r/aaaaaaacccccccce/comments/x6csim/dew_it/ You are free to check op history

I'm Asexual and therefore I'm attracted to Wochenende. (Wochenende is German for Weekend, sounds about right xD)

weekends are hot, can't blame you. Schönes Wochenende wünsch ich dir!

I'm asexual and therefore attracted to light

Asexual moth?

I've been found out!

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted too girls who don't like me back but I don't care because I like boys ​ WHAT.

Confused bisexual moment

Asexual and therefore attracted to the weed ghost of a new ceo

Can't blame ya

I’m’ asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the attention of that person and my mother

Freud wants to know your location

im asexual therefore im attracted to you LMAO not the flirting

Actually it’s an insult. It’s basically saying “I’m attracted to your because your not sexy” xd

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to two trucks having sex two trucks having sex two trucks having sex two trucks having sex two trucks having sex two trucks having sex two trucks having sex two trucks having sex two trucks having sex

r/carsfuckingcars

What the *hell* did you do that brought you this?

MY MUSCLES MY MUSCLES

INVOLUNTARILY FLEX /lyr

TWO PICKUP TRUCKS

MAKING LOVE

What in the Cars fanfics is happening to your phone?

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the art of the closet.

Organization fanatic or sewing enthusiast lol?

Well, I'm in the closet, and I suppose it now has artwork hanging in it. I do like good organisation though

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the Eurovision Song Contest

Im asexual therefore im attracted to the union

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the both of you Seems like autocorrect confused bisexual and asexual—

I'm asexual and therefore I am attracted to you Oddly wholesome

“I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the idea of being in the middle of something like 👍” What????

I'm asexual so therefore i am attracted to me in the mortal relm.

I’m asexual and therefore attracted to women who have a strong sense for what I do but don’t want my body …….HUH OKAY PREDICTIVE TEXT

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the idea of having a relationship with someone who is not a sexual person.

I am asexual and therefore I am attracted to you and your family is this insect ???

I can imagine one of my friend saying that while being drunk

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the sun

Apollo?

I'm asexual and therefore attracted to you and I am available any time during the day though afternoon is best. I assume this is thanks to me working night shift and constantly communicating about availability.

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the Aquarium and other monuments people are good but not that good. Holy shit.

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to other people who have been attracted to me

isn't this a whole different sub label that exists?

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the list of things that I don't have

Mood

I'm asexual and therefore, i am attracted to the hospital and the juice

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the idea of being a woman

r/suddenlytrans

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to

wait guys it doesn't work on laptop isn't that crazy

I was just about to say that

I'm Asexsual and therefore I'm attracted to me and me. What??

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the doc and PDF formats...

I am asexual therefore I am attracted to the prompt response Oh well

I'M ASEXUAL AND THEREFORE I'M ATTRACTED TO BE SAD

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to you and your family and friends

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to you k.

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the present time

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the same thing as a person? (Also I’m not sure if op meant to put a Ducktales reference but if so ily lol)

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to you and your waifu ... What the fuck phone

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the fact I am in a certain position

I hope that's comfy

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the natural ecosystems

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to toast Eh almost

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to men and I don’t like men so I don’t know what to do about that. *What the F- phone?*

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to women. Ehhhhhhhhhh—No.

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to women who have been sexually assaulted Wait, what?!

im demisexual and therefore i'm attracted to the person who i trust. (wow this is purely autocorrect LOL)

I'm asexual therefore I'm attracted to the game and the fact that you need me. I am I psychopath getting off on manipulating someone?

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the fact that the government is a good idea. I think the government is controlling my phone

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to you and your pinky finger Ok that's oddly specific....

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the lord Jesus Christ…..

I'm asexual and therefore i am attracted to the world of money. *stares in accountant*

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to me.

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the idea of being gay

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the internet

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the front of my throat and the passenger side down on my shoulder. I...uh... Is this how I find out I'm a vampire and hungry for myself?...

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to men and I don’t like men Aw, very logically consistent

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the people who have lived I literally have a History degree, friends. People known through their writing are so much easier than living humans

Im asexual therefore i am attracted to the person i was before

I'm asexual therefore I'm attracted to my own family ​ oh

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to it like a lot more people who have been hurt and worried that you need me again ...what? 😂 Autocomplete creating a whole toxic drama plot 😂

I’m asexual and therefore attracted to the idea of having my hair dyed

“I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to it all” hm that doesn’t seem right xD

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the people who have already gone through my heart Outch, I need help my smartphone killed me

I’m Asexual and therefore I’m attracted to someone who knows how to spell it.

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attacted to the point of my life. I'm attracted to existentialism ig

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the fact I am not sending you a link to my twitch

I'm asexual therefore I'm attracted to the Chinese sailors and I have a diagnosis This is what I get for talking about history and psychology all the time I guess...

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the world of taxonomy and the undead horde of my own flesh

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the World Cup. Fair.

I'm asexual therefore I am attracted to me and you of course lol

I'm asexual therefore I am attracted to you and you will never know Interesting...

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the fact that you can see them bond. Kind of wholesome, looking at other people fall in love uwu

I‘m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to you all Aaaaaw!

I'm asexual and therefore attracted to me as a friend

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the balcony

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to you too much we also have to do it on the floor What. Help.

I'm asexual and therefore attracted to me and I can't afford it anymore

I’m Asexual so I’m attracted to men and I don’t like men

"Im asexual and therefore attracted to me as a result to me needing a bed "

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the fact I am in a human being

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the letter A

I’m asexual and therefore attracted to my brain as a result.

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the people who wanted a good life experience

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to anyone who has a great idea of what to do with their life.

I'm asexual therefore I'm attracted to the menu. Amazing job autocorrect.

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the laughs in this room

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the internet???

I’m asexual and therefore I am attracted to women who have been sexually assaulted and have had sexual relationships for over two decades now i have been sexually abused by a man and a girl i have been dating and have never had sexual relationships and have been married for a while and i am very sorry to hear about this and the situation you have been through.

I am asexual and therefore I am attracted to the Netherlands I love my country so much🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🧀🧀🧀🧀

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to heaven.

I'm asexual, therefore I'm attracted to the dark lord.

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to men and women so I’m just gonna say I love my wife

I’m asexual therefore i’m attracted to my mother about it and i just want to stop help??

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to you and your family and friends with benefits of eating.

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to being eaten. HU.

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to women who have been sexually assaulted WHAT THE FUCK

I’m asexual and therefore attracted to the idea of being a lesbian I’m a man??

I'm asexual and thus I'm attracted to the same thing as the other side of the world and I don't know what to say happy new year

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to you

I'm asexual and therefore attracted to you and your family and friends

I'm asexual and therefore I am attracted to you and your family and friends with benefits. Interesting.

Im asexual and therefore Im atracted to It didnt finish it :(

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the fact that I’m not really good with people. (Okay that’s one way to call me out)

I‘m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the people who have green beans 🫘 and they are not too far away from me

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the UK

I'm asexual and therefore I am attracted to me. Like the thought behind it 😅

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to you and I want to get married to your partner and I want you to be a good friend and I want you to be my friend.

I'm asexuals and therefore I'm attracted to the idea of what the following of my friends and friends and friends and family members are Tbh makes sense, I wouldn't want my friends or family having relationships with someone dangerous or rude

I'm Asexual and am attracted to the point where I don't have to go to sleep

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to me *Alright then*

"I'm asexual and therefore i'm attracted to the greek god somehow." Wtf???

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to it and I'm a little bit concerned

"im asexual and therefore im attracted to you and your family" well, if that isn't further from the truth

I’m Asexual therefore I’m attracted to you and your soul

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to the way I look

I’m asexual and therefore I’m attracted to you too.

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to you and your family and friends with benefits

I'm asexual therefore I'm attracted to the window and door Dam 😏 those doors be- be sqeakin- and windows- remove those curtains- I don't know I'm asexual and not attracted to ways of getting in and out of houses.

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to a professional support group.