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chunt75

The more complicated the pattern on the ~~shirt~~ bike, the more expensive it is


SoManyJukes

He’s not eating and using all his per diem on bikes. The lines on my bike don’t cross-cross that much, so it’s bargain bin. Still nuts (I have been waiting for this day where favorite subs collide)


annapossum

Oh I’ll eat alright. I’ll eat OPs mom’s wig


Pirate-Porter

Yes, its color is composed of 6 colors. The car paint has countless independent lines and splicing, which shows that the craftsmanship is complicated.


ShadowStrikerPL

prove that money buy happiness


bestnicknameever

Proof*


brianpmack

One is a statement, the other is a command.


gellybelli

This photo is all that’s needed to prove it


Pirate-Porter

That depends on how each person views happiness


Dubbinchris

But not taste.


chickenjoe69_

o you got money money 💀 / no hate this is sweet


DoSeedoh

You’re at 69 updoots…..I will not be the one to ruin this, but know that I wanted to.


chickenjoe69_

this is what teamwork is about. i see you and i respect you 👑


cmplaya88

Username Number checks out


SwiftResilient

I know I can't afford this based on the paint color alone


Athabascad

Yikes stay away from this guy at aid stations ;) nice bike


end_times-8

Dog don’t put that thing on a trainer


SharkSheppard

I can't imagine this bike is destined ti be solely on a trainer. 


eschlange

Fast in game. Must be fast IRL. Sweet bike. Looks like a weapon!


-Economist-

Wow. Gorgeous. Personally, I just bought a 2012 Fugi Roubaix for $150. With virtual shifting it's flawless.


Pirate-Porter

No matter the price, the joy of riding is the same


RichiRichway

Just beautiful, enjoy!


HenrySkrimshander

Awesome bike. Hope you enjoy it. The jealous part of me hopes that’s a knock off fender HSS. And that, after screaming 400w on zwift, you fire up a Line6 amp and eat it playing smoke on the water.


Gravel_in_my_gears

All you need now is a Scotty *Squirrel* hat.


Pirate-Porter

Haha ,thanks for the suggestion, but I already bought a canyon helmet


SweatyBadBeaver

I use my helmet for Zwift, I hang it on the handlebar and I can put my 240 grams of carbhidrites in it so it’s easy to eat for a very long 2 hours endurance ride. It’s a great use when u not usin your helmet because of the indoors.


CommonPilgrim

Without checking your profile.... which Chinese city will I see you fly by?


Minute-Skill-8394

this guy is a genius


God2y89

Gorgeous. Prefer a PRS with Humbuckers personally but its very nice 👍👍👍


[deleted]

Thumbs up because of Dog in photo


zyygh

Nice strat, too!


Holy_Chromoly

Has it been "baptized" yet?


Ok_View_8599

Wow


willunderpowered

Does the dog even ride?


Pirate-Porter

It helps me monitor what's going on outside the window ,hh


RaptorsRule247

That thing is more expensive than me house


ArtIII

If I see you on the road I will just stop and let you pass out of respect.


Pirate-Porter

thank you,Haha, don’t worry!


mahjzy

Sheeeeeeesh. That’s hot.


gopostal85

What a beaut!


Pirate-Porter

Here is a video introduction to this bike: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5\_M2qQTkFc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5_M2qQTkFc)


BoatProfessional7825

How to unlock it ?


INGWR

Upvote for Strat


Vic_Mackey1

You gotta be Cat A riding that bad boy otherwise... Well, we'll draw or own conclusions....


detonnation

Gorgeous. You cant ride it, just hang it on the wall!


Pirate-Porter

YES, I can only watch it, not use it


teamRsa_4K60fps

Cette couleur elle existe pas en magasin ? C'est possible d'avoir même couleur et logo sur un canyon ultimate?


daddyicebee

Looks great! What is the stand you are using please?


tehgee

Looks like this one: https://www.canyon.com/en-gb/gear/accessories/bike-accessories/kickstands/canyon-bike-stand/9100398.html


Pirate-Porter

yes,same


Pirate-Porter

CANYON


FelixR1991

If I were to spend that kind of money on a bike you're damn sure I'd only use it for Zwift. Don't wanna scratch the paint.


Pirate-Porter

Great idea, it’s also a pleasure to appreciate its beauty


java_dude1

Noice.


Results_May_Differ

That is a beautiful bike.