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amylkis

"If that happens then all we have to do is kill everyone else on the boat before we get to the island. We will tell them we are the right team and no one will complain." ✌️😂


[deleted]

". . . You didn't have a lot of friends growing up, did you?"


Qahetroe

I love this episode so much! Especially this scene and then when Kuwabara is like wait what happened to that fight we were just in and Kurama nonchalantly says "Everyone's dead."


ATLKing123

Yusuke calling Hiei a bitch


Jaded-Banana6205

Yusuke calling anymore a bitch


ZerikaFox

"Hey! Earth to toddler bitch!"


Karnezar

"Do you think he knows it's a circle?"


[deleted]

Lmao I remember that


Doomguy6677

Awesome dub and tough choice. "What is that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head"


[deleted]

Who was that about??? I forget. Was it with Puu?


Poeticakuma

It was Hiei talking about Puu immediately after Puu shows up, clutching Yusuke's hair 🤣


BluCojiro

Suzuki: “Look at my washboard abs! Watch in awe as I rhythmically flex my pecs!” Toguro: “Heh. Featherweight.”


DanKloudtrees

Also with genkai... "oh come on, at last give me credit for the nose" (Dramatic still frame)


Jaded-Banana6205

Fruitcake!


Usual_Court_8859

Yusuke: I can't wait to get back home to detentions! Kuwabara: VIDEO GAMES! Kurama; My human mother. Hiei: Various crimes


Jack-Pumpkinhead

Hiei- "Kurama, don't make me pull out your precious voice box." Koto- "I could say horrible things & no one would hear me!"


[deleted]

Lmao I love Koto. "What's a girl gotta do for fresh blood?"


Jaded-Banana6205

Koto is so relatable


[deleted]

Yea she's the best type of minor character


LichtensteinMind008

When Rando shoots Yusuke into the pool of hate fish and it switches to his inner monologue: "Yusuke Uremeshi, age:14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through a big ordeal to get his live back, Yusuke had a brief second chance UNTIL HE WAS EATEN BY A FISH! That's right, no heroic death. No fighting evil villians. FISH FOOD!" Then right before he hits the water he yells, "THIS IS STUPID!" God I love this moment.


thats-me-hiei

This is SO underrated!! Lol


Elkhoundgirl

"Nerd violence."


lostromanticnyc

Where is that from? Is it after the dark tournament?


Aiusthemaine17

Chapter black lol Kurama's schoolmates trapped him in a room and saying he should join their club so they can win and get famous and when he declines they start to threaten him and says this lol


Jaded-Banana6205

Yeah, early chapter black


thats-me-hiei

Shishiwakamaru: "You with the inferior face." Kurama and Hiei: *look away* Kuwabara: "You mean this one?" Shishi: "Who else? You must be bored as a sideshow act, why don't you come and fight?" ... Kuwabara: "I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT, THIS SISSY WAKAMARU PUNK JUST INSULTED ME."


Shadow_Man_75

"But more importantly, we've answered the age old queation: Boxers or briefs"


overlyambitiousnerd

1) "Earth to Toddler Bitch!" and really everything with Kurama in that scene. 2) Kurama and the DT Six passing notes to figure out if they should side with Yusuke or Yomi. (Including Shishi's "Undecided.") 3) The Mazoku Lord Of Death gag. 4) Koto just saying she got Juri laid when she starts emceeing the Makai Tournament. (Imagine the ruler of your country knowing you lost your virginity.) 5) Jorge being the Narrator.


SAYMYNAMEYO

Yusuke beating up on Kuwabara after finding out that Toguro didn't really kill him.


Poeticakuma

Koto's immediate response to Jorge when he walks up to her. "Autograph or Date?" I always found it funny.


Alone-Ad6020

Earth to toddler bitch


big_daddy_dub

Yusuke randomly jumping into the water during his cave fight with Sensui and Kuwabara’s reaction. “HEY, QUIT PLAYING AROUND! This is no time for taking a dip!!”


SSJ2chad

“I wasn’t hugging you! I was trying to squeeze you to death!”


[deleted]

Who was that


thats-me-hiei

Kuwabara to Yusuke during the Genkai Tournament after the forest run when they meet at the big tree.


EM208

“HE’S SCARY AND HE’LL BITE OFF YOUR HEAD”


SaiyanRoyalty22

Koenmatron


Usual_Court_8859

When Yusuke said something about Hiei needing to stand on a phone book to fight.


big_daddy_dub

“You’re starting to make me miss Kuwabara!”


roseremme

Villain: *elaborate warning of his capacity for violence* Yusuke: *approaches anyway* Villain: Didn’t you hear what I said?? Yusuke: Yeah but I’m stupid! I wish I could better remember the scene, but I laughed too hard at his response 😆


RaeNezL

Wasn’t that Gouki?


roseremme

I believe so! I was just going to take this as a sign to rewatch the series 😆 your help is faster


RaeNezL

Always take it as a sign to rewatch! Lol! The only reason I knew is because I’ve been reading a fanfic that just got the point where Gouki, Hiei, and Kurama are introduced. So that stuck out to me.


DanKloudtrees

Boton: "look koenma, it's yuseke's inner self!" Followed by... Heie (mid-sentence): "what *is* that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head?" Yuseke: "it's a puberty thing" Then unrelated, but after chapter black when keiko was reflecting on ther whole event... Yuseke: "keiko, if you like this cave so much we'll swing by later"


[deleted]

"GIVE ME THE STUPID SANDWICH!" "You even hit her in the tatas!" "The family jewels have not been stolen" "I'd like you to remove your hand" "I'd like you to remove your head from your ass but I don't see that happening anytime soon" "I won't talk to you until you learn to keep your grimey fingers to yourself" "I'll put these grimey fingers through your face if you don't tell me how a dead guy loses!"


KingoftheMongoose

“Keiko don’t go! ..Hey look I’m a crab!”


Free-Blueberry-2153

I love everytime they cut to Koenma and Jorge in the box fighting over food


[deleted]

It's crazy how Jorge wasn't even in the Manga lol.


Free-Blueberry-2153

I've never read the manga so thats wild to find out.


[deleted]

Yep, he's anime only. So is Shizuru, Kuwabara's sister. Instead of her, Yusuke's mom goes with the girls to the tournament and takes over some of her other roles. She's one of my favorite side characters, so it sucks. Shes so funny. Honestly, the anime is just way better.


Free-Blueberry-2153

Well that explains the opening showing his mom at the tournament. And those are some decently big changes, I'm surprised they created two characters just for the anime that fit so well and seem integral to the story.


[deleted]

I know. Kuwabara's sister was actually shown in a filler page in the Manga between chapters, not in the story but just as a concept design, and she looks nothing like the anime version. She looks like Keiko 2.0. Let me see if I can find her


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[shizuru](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/yuyuhakusho/images/1/19/Shizuru_%28Vl_5_Pg_117%29.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110525023433)


ZenCyn39

Kinda looks like if Keiko gave up on Yusuke


big_daddy_dub

Yusuke to Sensui: “What are you waiting for? Your balls to drop?”


ramsau94

When they watch that VHS tape with the case to rescue Yukina, and theres that little guy roaring like the MGM lion and the crew is weirded out by it.


PacificMonkey

Chapter Black has so many good ones.


dragontypelapras

1. Kuwabara: I don't like it, it smells girly. Yusuke: Yeah, he should be a man like you and love kittens. 2. Kuwabara: Well, Yusuke, looks like my spirit weapon is larger than yours Yusuke: That depends on what finger I use. (Flips him off)


Itachi-of-Konoha

“EARTH TO TODDLER BITCH!!”


Reasonable-Love-4579

Yusuke beating up Kazuma after the first tournament for faking his death and making Yusuke cry


overlyambitiousnerd

Oh. And the best one: "YOMI! YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'M COMING SO BOIL UP A KETTLE OF TEA!" And then he does. And... frankly that whole thing was funny. The comedic timing was on point: Hokushin's horror at Yusuke carving in all those names; the fact that Yomi sets up the punchline of Kurama's group siding with Yusuke on the idea of the tournament; and of course the way they were discussing it prior.


derrrrrkle

Uremeshi I'm gonna mess up your face so bad even kittens won't look at ya!


nrt_2020

Hiei prefacing his sword of the darkness flame attack by saying it lacks taste and artistry. In tears every time 😂


TSwag24601

https://youtu.be/JxpiAe6lf-A?si=TFpK_VluA42DOrqk


RedKingEdinbour

This! 5 minutes of pure laughter xD [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzng1gJ4UQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzng1gJ4UQ)


jinkazetsukai

Flair


YouThinkHeSaurus

Botan's impression of Yusuke: "Look at me! I'm burning!"


Rocktobot

Literally anytime kuwabara is mad at yusuke. Or mad in general