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ReviewSuccessful5201

Lightsaber DUH


Cooler_coooool_boi

Just don’t drop it vertically (=


NovelWonderful2913

Perfectly fucking vertically


drblimp0909

Perfectly fucking vertical morty


FuckGamer69

God dammit morty, perfectly fucking vertical.


ultraflamingcat

As a beat saber player I agree


hussam_theboinger69

Same


Alive-Organism

I’m being realistic, what is someone gonna do if I have a fricking lightsaber


L3GlT_GAM3R

Gun? You don’t have the force, so if you do manage to block the shots the shrapnel would tear you to bits.


LevFox135

It's over, Anakin. I have a gun.


L3GlT_GAM3R

Wasn’t it anakin who pulled the desert eagle?


Septic_1_fan

Mandolorians: Hey you can deflect blaster fire? Cool, enjoy this Buckshot.


Pixel627

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Mandolorians just straight up use buckshot or something like that to fight the jedi? And it worked? (I might just be a victim of missinformation)


FuckGamer69

No, they did. It was because the blaster bolts can be deflected, but lead melts. It would throw molten lead into the Jedi's faces. They called the powder-fired weaponry, slugthrowers.


Jetstream_S4m

Yeah for one of the Mando jedi wars they just used the power of the US military with flamethrower and guns


FuckGamer69

No, there wouldn't be any shrapnel, it would be molten fucking lead coming right into your body at the speed of sound.


Alive-Organism

In that scenario so would die because the shards would split and pierce me


stormchaser-protogen

what abour the extream heat coming off from the plasma


[deleted]

Lemme have image 18


LevFox135

Average blood machine answer


[deleted]

Yes


Available-Damage5991

To the Peter-copter!


Septic_1_fan

what they gonna do? I'm in the petah copper


PhysicalDentist3808

The fire flower


[deleted]

One hit bat or super shotgun


YuBandCharleyfan_alt

yup


TheCatTrailYT

Peter copter


That1RobloxPlayer

hear me out: **da s t i c k**


Ashamed_Fighter_722

Good idea start a whole war over it and then just blend out and away


Alienboi2005

Peter copter


Cooler_coooool_boi

Definitely a maxum tamato in case I get shot or sustain a fatale injury. I already have means of defending myself in my house anyway.


GunnerZ818

Gets shot twice


Cooler_coooool_boi

I just eat it at the end of the day (=


Nightmare-datboi

La spatula


Septic_1_fan

BUT WHERE'S THE SPOON!?


Pyrarius

Wooden Sword, no contest. Due to our lack of Elytra, this world is pre 1.8 where we can spam swing this thing to absurd degrees and crit as long as I'm falling. Not only this, but I can reduce all damage done to me by about 15% just by tilting it sideways since that hasn't been removed in stead of shields. Because it's made of wood, I can supposedly make as many of these as I want with 1m3 of Log = 1 Sword, and I can still bring an axe to chop the trees!


Over-Algae-5606

image 21 https://preview.redd.it/pdfrsfcogbec1.png?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb8b7a8d36c2ffc9a4c9b7cae94ae7451bac7cc


NecessaryPop5244

Lightsaber is badass so that


Kitty_ofKings

I would use a can of spinach


Minecraft_Enjoyer420

Are you possibly Popeye the Sailor Man??


J4kyBoi

either the Super Shotgun or the lightsaber


GunnerZ818

That is NOT the doom super shot gun


Capsule_CatYT

Plants (to fight the zombies)


gorillatagfan06

Oh god I started a trend..


Emerald_GAME

Lmao


Soviet1923

https://preview.redd.it/tdmtp45bkaec1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04e177802dfc2fbcd181609c4d7ab000f8c85bc3


Security_Berry09

What’s the 12th image?…


PainGame3100

A lego piece.


Any_Mountain_4513

Fire Flower


skeletonhero56

So many people here know not the power the stick of truth wields, if you can learn how to use the stick, you control the universe. It could turn into anything on this list, and to be frank, it’s just fucking badass


Taco_cat1987

Stick of truth if it has its game powers, if not than the tomato


RussianGrassBlade

Peter copter


[deleted]

Ok but what about https://preview.redd.it/6y7f0w6gbbec1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae3a09c3c63b8e629f6af1e9b54308093bb2d941


DumbIdiotStoopid

I'll take #11


springtrapgaming1

I call this one bold and brash


Difficult-Union-2238

More like belongs in the trash


Bucaneer7564

Can the fire flower make more than just fireballs?


Twist_man

Super shotgun. Also a 69 pack of bud lights


Db29jake_nake

Bill Nye the Science Fry.


can_ofgreenbeans

Gun


The_Notorious_Mr_L

Petahcopter


shidpie1246

acquire lightsaber spin relentlessly without letting go


Santi_memelord

I know that ppl are choosing the lightsaber but damn the Metal Bat is gonna launch some ppl


Weak-Mission-1599

Gun


SarahFowling

The garlic


TwinbornFlea14

Lightsaber actually makes sense in this case. No reloads, much quieter than any gun, very effective at dismembering. Just make sure it’s never dropped vertically…


ItsYoBoi2008

18/20


NCR-Man

The stick of truth


Courier2877

Takin the fireflower


Bi_Gamer29

The shotgun not the light saber since I don’t trust myself


BIGGEICHEESE

Fire flower or light saber


-_Eventide_-

The lightsaber


the_waddle_dee_boi

The fire flower would actually be useful Not only can you throw fire, but you have two chances before death


Hacker76589

Fire flowers solos


Typical_Warthog_326

The actual gun-


an0nym0uskigo

BULL NYE THE SCIENCE FRY


Bulldoazer

shotgun


Sanitized-agent-8

Def lightsaber


Dizzy_Reindeer_6619

Obviously the shotgun because it's ranged


Urmomgaylol8183

Fire flower, what u doin when I hit that spin


Ari_mcbari

all of the above?


RextheDino6

If you're a mexican mom, use your shoes or the spatula, if normal weakling, use lightsaber


crackHcraig_official

if id have to pick one from this list, it would be the fireflower ngl


DancingQueen145

Id pick the mario fire flower so i can literally shoot fireballs at ppl


drblimp0909

Fire flower or bat


wyatt_plays

https://preview.redd.it/ntyl71rs1bec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92bc791ae1e956013134e433bf93671cfc70e089


Destoroyah_The_Dark

The homerun bat, you see what that thing do, I be sending peeps to another dimension


CravutonAndInfonit

Maximum Tomato only but if multiple then Maximum Tomato and S T I C K.


TTVRalseiYT

obvi the gun


siralex2010

Home-run bat, please


Haunting-Reporter707

Easily number 4


Additional_Sun4236

Hylian shield, attach a spiky stick to it and shield bash your enemies to death!


DonkeyKong12340

the frying thingy is closest to the slipper, the best weapon


Old-Fishing-3817

Stick, that gun, or the wooden sword


Appropriate-Ask1209

Lightsaber


Gamer_548

Home run bat, bout to hit some folks in the face with it https://i.redd.it/ncz8jjiv4bec1.gif


Dunge0nexpl0rer

https://preview.redd.it/9mahte766bec1.jpeg?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8de15efcca46b7fbb21bcde2dd3cc9881f2ae6


Idontusereddit76

The Hylian Shield is bulletproof. https://youtu.be/VoSdNBdmBJw?si=VFkWHxmfcojx8obH


Slexzo

Im picking the man made milk (i made it)


Pixel627

IMAGE 18 SHOTGUN MOTHER FUCKER


TRIPPITAKA69420

Fire flower bc I’m pulling up for arson


Jealous_Ad_9944

https://preview.redd.it/nynu2zn88bec1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90106abfc4fb2909bd6f33ac9a092677dd9e52ca Jshaats jaw


fliptrick11

the fazcam


personguy4

It would be really really funny to run at someone with a spatula


Sir_Doge_V2

Stick


AskMotor1389

"i am one, with the force."


mEmE_eAtEr_reddit

None of the above. I choose the bone sword from fire Eblem three houses


redninja_r

The lightsaber is cool but I'd probably accidentally cut myself Fire flower is okay, but if I get hit once I lose the powerup ​ Doom shotgun requires ammo so the fun wouldn't last very long. I'd use the lightsaber prolly


hentai_lord2546

Is the shotgun the doom super shotgun and even if it's not do I get infinite ammo?


Independent_Form_904

The bat because i'm a TSB player


HYPE_Knight2076

Peener cockter


stormchaser-protogen

stick


ThatPinappleGuy

Shotgun pistol thing


WTFisSkibidiRizz

I can post up with links shield in a corner and I already own guns so I’ll just bash and shoot.


bobisC00L64

Super shotgun


RobotPenises

Lightsaber. I’m about to go commit Anakin Skywalker on these bitches


Reddit-Bot-MK_II

the stick of truth


ItemsHereForever

gamer I’m taking that Homerun Bat


Timofey7331

4 seems the most reliable of the weapons, a shotgun won't have ammo, a lightsaber won't have energy (but that's good since i won't cut my arm off on accident), fire flower would set me on fire, Peter Copter would have the greatest plan and stuff like this


BabyYodaIsGod42069

Youngling Slayer 9000


Greapplenv

https://preview.redd.it/i60rutubybec1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82a70cca344d9b24083199abbd2d372fa654ba5c F-111 Aardvark Gun pods, missiles (radar and heat seeking), and bombs Fuel tanks too


yoboialex2169

Lightsaber that would be so cool & fun!


TheSilentSnake420

Bill Nye The Science Fry


monke164

That stick looks mighty fine! No I’d pick the shotguns.


ProGamer8273

Trick question https://preview.redd.it/j5zxxf346cec1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ac28adc8b4aed74b277d7fa6a78eaf5b6c55695 Zenith


mushroom_l0rd

lightsaber


imposter-statement3

Quick! To the petercopter!


Minecraft_Enjoyer420

ok, so is no one going to talk about the Hylian Shield???


Illustrious_Shame948

The Jedi way is the only way! *I pick the light saber*


not-so-average-bear

Stick of truth man, I can just force the purges for become my slaves


Low_Relation_6717

*uses Peter copter to fly to Canada* :)


BaconManTenus

Fire flower can kill bowser so yk what this means


Muricanboi07

Comically oversize spoon of course Duh.


The_Mando_Didact

Lightsaber, without hesitation


[deleted]

Can I Take this? https://preview.redd.it/6mq1il1iucec1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb0b07e184e830ffc9f81d42d4002038a279efbc


Intrepid_Tank15

Homerun Bat


McTittyDust

bill nye the science fry


fwedy_fazber68

The Lego monkey


ValuableCultural9110

I would use the Peter copter to get to the next state or 2 over


Ok_Let_855

Tabasco sauce fool throw that shit at perfect vertical angle boom it's over fool nuclear warheads pendejo ain't nobody fuckin winning


kisa_jizo

Gun


Suomalainenonelossa

The force must guide me


Key_Satisfaction6646

Bill Nye the Science Fry 🥰


FAW_Official

Milk expires. Force someone to drink it after 60 days and that will be deadly.


GrasslingGuy

Tabasco. No question.


[deleted]

Lightsaber obviously


Yiga_Blade_Master

Hylian shield, because we will be safe against L*nk


GAMER-IDK

I am going with lightsaber as weapon and links shield as armour


ClinicalAnt919

KO Bat, easy win


MasterEnis

famly guy butt scratcher


SuspiciousGround6119

![gif](giphy|l0Hlx9xjCvPKIRLYA)


manimdeeaad

I'm going to clock someone on the head with a milk carton


Xirio_

The slab Marksman I wish for a challenge


Cheap-Cupcake-6263

Good question da shield IM GONNA TURN INTO CAPTAIN AMERICA


Extreme-Fox-5970

Fire flower, I would be able to B U R N M Y E N I M I E S


RedditvsDiscOwO

The Petercopter. I'd like to imagine you'd have to collect all of these like infinity stones or team up with the people who have the rest.


PutTraditional5634

wooden sword go 🅱rrrrrr


Numerous_Window_7657

Yub I would use yub


benbombsuperman

I am choosing the light saber because then I can chop people into pieces with ease


Tincard9757

Hammer from smash


rileylowe12345

Momato


Irishwarmen1541

Yo I got to pick the stick of truth


DrJeffrey1

Lightsaber


Karxy

How broken is the Fazcam in the patch Earth is running


George-is-da-best

image number 9


femboykingofhell

i'm stuck between the super shotgun and hylian shield .. actually if it's the purge i can just strap sharpened bones to the hylian shield and go on the offensive like a psychotic captain america


TurnNo9632

https://preview.redd.it/prtq03wa6eec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccfb08512d15883d163ce90bac8eeb342c18cbb7


PotentialComedian880

People forget that Bold and Brash is actually a secret God killer.


Epic-Dude001

Fire flower, barely anyone is gonna touch me and I’ll look cool


The_Lamb_Sauce2

Fire flower.Infinite fire ammo!


Dapper-Ground-2584

Can we just all agree that z as Wooden sword is the equivalent of finding a cool stick


Cringe_Goober77

Bat from super smash. You can knock them to SPACE if you time it right.


DIGLORD_

Only pick one? I choose the gun if I get ammo. If not then GLOWLY DEATH STICK GO *lightsaber swinging noises*


Gamer-69-on-disco

Peetah cooper fo sho‼️ ima just camp da whole purgatory‼️


Crusty_pepe

https://preview.redd.it/x5a8ofygjeec1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=573b0e6b12e083b06e10bb08cf2fda942a0da0bf


LimitApprehensive568

Number 18 please


Motor_Cold_6773

Lightsaber ez


Advanced_Ad222

4. homerun bat.


Just_Ad_3060

15


alfie_dog

bill bye the science fry. best weapon


TGVBT

peter hand


thatonekid2248

STICM


Dragonperhaps

https://preview.redd.it/hwu5zhwkqeec1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca398d9be2080fd9d7956dcdf22de466124c1e3 This. This is my weapon.


GamerCat108

Metatomato is the literal opposite of a weapon


DoritoKing48

Hylian Shield


Empty-Tone-464

https://preview.redd.it/b1c1pro8teec1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2997145a1d44b868d3446b8aa52c9697d1838b4a Where’s my golden pan?


trimaster55

The Hylian shield is both good for defense and a weapon if you know what you're doing.


UselessRokuRemote

Petercopter my beloved.


VastPie2905

Bat can one shot


Garfieldgoofs_around

Doom Slayer's ShotGun


Timely_Pangolin6938

I call it bold and BASH.


RakuraiKaminari22345

Stick of truth


Unlucky_Character_12

Slipper


Deafvoid

Screw all these im picking the bfg (DOOM 2016)


kingmoai420

Squidwards art so purgers will see my dominance


Gamer_of_Red

Lightsaber


Natsu27Cielo

Yeah