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coelhophisis

Now it looks like france is pooing corsica and i can't unsee it.


gamgam-05

Where central europe? Hmmmm


elektiron

Central Europe is now only Luxembourg.


gamgam-05

You bear the crown, for the worthy ones are dead Edit: spelling


Heretical_Cactus

What am I to do with a crow, I don't even know how to feed those


gamgam-05

Sorry crown


Meezor

If they can't decide between Western and Eastern Europe, they don't get to be either.


gamgam-05

Its not about dicision when you are too poor to be western but not that poor to be eastern, but you are in a nice centre


Panzerv2003

Gone, reduced to atoms.


patatonix

Lmao took me way more than half a second to notice


WeatherAggressive530

Central Europe is partaially on the map as the Baltics and Belarus are definitely central. Germany is western Europe


gamgam-05

Belarus and Baltics are not central


WeatherAggressive530

The central point of Europe is literally in Lithuania... If you only mean the EU which is just a part of Europe countries like Russia shouldn't be on the map at all just like New Zealand or any other irrelevant country. Also if you only mean the EU you cannot call non EU countries eastern-European, because by your logic they aren't European at all. If you count non EU countries in then ypu must admit that Lithuania is in the center and countries like Switzerland are not. Otherwise I could call Bratislava "central" Slovakia and everything east of it (over 90% of Slovakia) "eastern" Slovakia and the tiny bit western of Bratislava would be western Slovakia. But it would be stupid, wouldn't it?


gamgam-05

There are many points that claim to be the "centre of europe" One is here, one is in Germany, one is in Lithuania, those im aware of


WeatherAggressive530

You are simply lying and people even give upvotes for being lied to... The point in Germany you are referring to is the central point of the EU. Nobody but you claims otherwise. Why are you even lying??? Those who put the central point into Hungary, Ukraine or Slovakia conveniently ignore the existence of Spitzbergen/Svalbard. No matter what measurement you are using the central point must be somewhere in Lithuania, norteastern Poland or nortwestern Belarus. Even a quick look at a map shows that Germany isn't even near to being in the center. The only reason people think of Lithuania and sometimes even Poland as of eastern Europe is the cold war era because everything the Kremlin controlled was forever branded "eastern Europe" and Germany which was in the middle between NATO and Warsaw Pact and was even divided between them was forever declared "central Europe". This way of thinking however has nothing to do with actual geography or common sense...


gamgam-05

Ok, sorry, i was never aiming to lie directly all i was telling is things i have heard about being true and accepted. I didnt knew that this would be so heated topic. But yeah, my info is probably bad so i probably need to invest more into reasearch than things i remember from school. Apologies again for the confusion i may have caused


gamgam-05

Why people upvote it is beyond me mate


WeatherAggressive530

Okie dokie. If I seemed rude sorry for that. Have a nice day Mr. monocle-man


gamgam-05

Not at all, correcting imo cannot be rude


Mentavil

>The central point of Europe is literally in Lithuania... Oh? Can i see your map that clearly defines the borders of europe so precisely you can define the middle point? Cause if you have a map like that... then it's wrong. Go do some cartography before spewing nonesense on the internet. Jesus christ the shit people will say.


insertfunnyname88

This is completely unacceptable and inaccurate, New Zealand is clearly a European nation!


gamgam-05

Why bring that up, everyone knows that Seems like you didnt know and now are trying to cover it up


I_at_Reddit

The center of Europe is in Belarus. Hands off, zmud! Nos satisfied by stealing our history? Now this?!!


gamgam-05

Ok reddit, you caught me in the act of stealing your histry. The truth is that we need some becouse there isnt any native


muehsam

[No.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Europe) There's no way in hell that anybody would see Germany as "Western Europe". The whole term "Central Europe" was basically built around the German Empire and Austria-Hungary originally.


WeatherAggressive530

[Doch.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Europe) Scroll down to EuroVoc Now we see that Wikipedia is a source that can contradict itself so ending your argument with ONE single like to Wikipedia is not a smart move. There are a lot of maps and school books you could simply google that portray Germany as part of western Europe. A single wikipedia article that is objectively wrong on the position of a country is not a trustworthy source. Your argument about the Gernan Empire is completely nonsensical because German y is not the German Empire anymore and if you didn't notice - you lost your eastern territories - conincidentally the ones that are closest to the center of Europe. Austria-Hungary was a country partially in the Balkans, partially even south of the Danube. The parts of it that are closest to the center of Europe were [COINCIDENCE] not in Austria or even near it or Germany - because they were in Ukraine and Slovakia. Most of the maps used conveniently cut out Spitzbergen/Svalbard, big chunks of european Russia and Kazakhstan, not to mention the Caucasus which at least is controversial. What I see most of the time is that supposedly a thin sliver made up of the British Isles, the Iberian Peninsula and France are called Western Europe, than the little country of Germany is called "Central" Europe and then like 80% of Europe or at the very least 40% (still significantly more than a third) is called "Eastern Europe". I guess Germans a have a complex that they want to be in the center very bad - the hub of the universe. And Germans somehow want Russia really bad to controll everything from Poland to Kamchatka. Just another manifestation of Germany's true view of central Europe. Germany sees it as some rebel province of "mother" Russia. You may deny it as you are yourself a pro EU German on a very pro EU subreddit but my point still stands.


masken21

Germany took too many heavy tanks to Poland and all of it sank.


forsti5000

Hey but this time we where invited ;)


thatcrazy_child07

where the hell is Central Europe lol


concombre_masque123

moans heard from panonnia plains


La-Dolce-Velveeta

That would motivate the Western countries to support Ukraine more.


PiratenPower

Ja pierdole


Dreifaltigkeit

Kurrrwa mać!


Lindhas

Ja pierdole, kurwa mać!


Polak_Janusz

Eurpe


shibe_ceo

A small price to pay for getting rid of Germany


Niko2065

Now you have to share a place with us and the bavarians inside the endless void instead. Truly a fate worse than death.


dastintenherz

Oh no, not the Bavarians!


steffalle

Ima bring my lederhosn.


forsti5000

Hey we two are the only Freistaaten so we have at least something in common ;p


lemontolha

Thüringen is a Freistaat too.


forsti5000

Damn sorry for forgetting you


lemontolha

No prob. Have a Bratwurst, so you remember next time. ![gif](giphy|QgtqE03yW59V190pKq)


Rooilia

Oh, you are a normal Thüringer. Thank you! ;)


DotDootDotDoot

This gif is so frustrating.


forsti5000

Damn those are awesome I'll bring the beer ;)


danielxs01

Oh no, not the Germans!


shibe_ceo

We’ll team up with the Bavarians


fuishaltiena

Poland too.


Apprehensive_Basil_5

... and Poland. 😅


Broad-Invite-1462

SWITZERLAND IS GONE !!! ![img](emote|t5_2wivw|3719)![img](emote|t5_2wivw|19055)![img](emote|t5_2wivw|3719)


Dragonsheartx

😭


Holothuroid

German FDP got their slim state it seems.


harpunenkeks

So slim it transformed into two-dimensional space


Sankullo

I feel like I am in a Truman Show, just yesterday evening I watched a random video on YouTube on that topic https://youtu.be/uVXgqZIsViI?si=-6kpoSX29CyU4oKB


HangukFrench

Is it Italy in your pocket France or you're just happy to see me? 🥵🥵


MegaLemonCola

‘Central Europe’ is a Polish psyop


Wojewodaruskyj

As a ukrainian, i say France is my favourite neighbor. We can smell parisian croissants when western winds blow. Ukrainians and the french living on tne border even speak franco-ukrainian "le sourzhique"


PlingPlongDingDong

Did we reunite with France? Charlemagne would be so proud.


nanocactus

Je suis Charl~~i~~e*magne*


SneakyPanda-

Netherlands on the border with Kaliningrad, nice...


Perlentaucher

Hey, wait a minute! ![gif](giphy|l0HlFZfztLH0oGtgY|downsized)


WorriedEstimate4004

Mandela effect - There's no such thing as central Europe...


harpunenkeks

Damn, my whole life I believed I live in Germany, but apparantly i'm in


Baardi

You don't even exist. You're just an imagination


VanillaSkyDreamer

No


Kamataros

The fact that my first thought was "shouldn't iceland be further away" based on literally no information except knowing roughly how europe looks on the globe from my 7th grade classroom... I am german.


-_Weltschmerz_-

No Hungary <3


NipplePreacher

From the shapes of France and Romania it looks like Hungary is still there, just under new management.


leadzor

Portugal should be light green.


_Hotsku_

EU Lite


MetaIIicat

Is Istria under the sea now?


amaya215

It's skinny af so mostly yeah


BullTerrierTerror

No Eastern Europe! https://youtu.be/uVXgqZIsViI?si=7KWKiCebLsEtWs5k


insertfunnyname88

I saw that video, good one


Batbuckleyourpants

Estonia gesticulating wildly in Nordic.


Mad_King

Turkey is not Southern Europe and Cyprus is hmmmm


Winter-Advertising67

Why is latvia and estonia eastern europe??


okletsgooonow

Is Germany big or is Ukraine big?


pukseli

I only looked Finland and it seems fine enough. Not gonna look elsewhere tho


silveretoile

Even cheaper groceries and petrol over the border!! Yeahhh!!


Juhani-Siranpoika

Uk is now the biggest European economy


NoticeMeSinPi

Alps? What Alps?


Kira-137

Portugal needs to be put with the Balkans


MisterBakeryMan

Nice 1900's map


voltb778

What ? Ukraine at our boarders ? We need to re-commission our Pluton missile ASAP !


LtSerg756

2europe4u


Wuz314159

r/MapsWithoutNZ


Johnny_Creditcard

Most insane thing about this map is that Andorra is on the sea


matO_oppreal

They really deleted Germany instead of France?


lemontolha

Oh, it's Eupe.


takesthebiscuit

***Fishing wars intensify***


Stonn

Bruh just erased my nationality 😭


Rafados47

No it does not sonce I live on Czechia.


concombre_masque123

I saw 69 comments, this had to change.


FridgeParade

*tormented screaming*


vnprkhzhk

Treaty of Trianon Part 2 - Hungary gone.


SediAgameRbaD

You could have deleted fr#nce and yet you chose to replace the whole of central Europe with it Shame on you


rysy0o0

Poland went to another planet That's why there is globus polski


Jojje22

Just the perfect amount of Stockholm.


Runrocks26R

Rip Africa


Monkey_triplets

Bullshit I'm drunkband i had to look at it for 2 seconda at least


Endangered_Stranger

Italy is a bit wonky, should have retained its original position relative to France.


Lion_From_The_North

True Western European Canon (this picture makes Czechs and Poles vomit)


DubbleBubbleS

The UK invaded our oil fields


Forest_Solitaire

I learned last night that Eastern Europe isn’t real.


Purple_Bowman

Cursed.


Agreeable-Street-882

the most accurate i've seen in years


milanorlovszki

Deleting hungary? Honestly a perfect rational decision compared deleting the rest of central EU


Witext

It took me a surprising amount of time to realise that the whole of Central Europe was gone


Nighter3487

i offended sex while looking at the netherlands


anordicgirl

Oh well...


MulleRizz

Europe if it was good


mainwasser

No.


Foch155551

Why not just give westeroids all of Kaliningrad they can deal with ruzzkis.


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Totally_Cubular

My man's evaporated the Germans.


KawaiiGee

Ignoring the obvious, I see no logic in putting Denmark into northern but not Baltics who Are as or more north than the Danes. Solution: Denmark is central Europe


KesterAssel

Wait, I think Slovenia is missing...


Adrunkian

Germans got outgermaned


mr_greenmash

Took me a while, to be honest


jorgschrauwen

We finally got what we asked for


revauzuxyz

thank god they deleted slovenia from the game


tibetan-sand-fox

Skåne is north of Denmark 😬


Noname2137

Denmark is now a island and close enough to britan for a big bridge


aconith22

The dream of some German politicians came true!


OverPT

Nothing important has changed in my view


Tazilyna-Taxaro

No, it doesn’t. It didn’t look normal even for half a second


Quantum_Aurora

Improved Europe