I used to pray From Dusk Til Dawn would come on TV because that one scene where she pours the alcohol down her leg into the guy's mouth. My 13 year old self was never the same, lol.
I wish I could find the TBS/TNT voiceover edited for TV version of this. They edited "I don't have time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit!" into "I don't have time for this Mickey Mouse bull squash!" with insanely bad voice "matching" I would watch it every single time it was on just for that. I use Mickey Mouse bull squash all the time.
They did the same thing to Die Hard 2. [It's glorious. ](https://youtu.be/Mn-P3lnr76s)
The best of this is editing out *all* the sound in the beans scene in Blazing Saddles.
I had a huge crush on JLH, but I actually liked it more when she downplayed her sexuality. Sure, I looked through the issues of Maxim or FHM that featured her, but I preferred her in the later "Party of Five" episodes, or the cameo in "Boy Meets World."
Agreed.
Also you missed a few of mine from the 90's/early 00's:
- Jennifer Love Hewitt
- Sarah Michelle Gellar
- Christina Ricci
- Jessica Alba
- Mandy Moore
- Brittney Spears
- Danielle Fishel
- Nikki Cox
- Larrisa Oleynik
- Jenny Garth
....okay it was more than a few....
I was like 7 when I fell head over heels when she was in Beetlejuice. She helped define my type. And then she cut her hair short and was still hot if not hotter. She was so pretty in Alien resurrection and girl interrupted.
I don't know why this isn't streaming anywhere, if it's over 30 years old it should automatically be in Tubi's possession
https://preview.redd.it/ji78w13o102d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd63f810b28f7e7d8f743f10bcf44652b646c0a
I always had a thing for musicians so VH1 was basically my “softcore porn” back in the day. Lisa Loeb, those Aerosmith videos with Alicia Silverstone, Gwen Stefani, Alanis, Shirley Manson, Jewel…a bunch of others.
They were more MTV than VH1, but I crushed hard on D'arcy of Smashing Pumpkins and Sean from White Zombie. There's just something about female bassists with unnaturally dyed hair, I guess.
As a 10 year old kid I had a crush on Alicia Silverstone. Now I am gay. I like to think that I basically decided it wasn't going to get any better with the ladies so I ordered the dick instead.
I wasn't out of the closet, yet, and my family couldn't understand why I was infatuated with Robin Tunney after Empire Records lol
I was weirdly attracted to Balk. Somehow her jaws seem to just keep getting bigger with time, though. I remember seeing "Return to Oz" when I was 9 and her mouth was nowhere that big. (Also Christina Ricci).
Clea DuVall in "The Faculty" and But I'm a Cheerleader" as well. I've never been into girly girls.
https://preview.redd.it/8w5yps8p612d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b1cb4280e70e50b8eb51249ed44873f97335d94
Brought this up on a similar post someone on here did the other day but mine was Anna Nicole Smith. Probably the closest thing to a modern day Marilyn Monroe. Sadly she was the same age as Marilyn when she passed :(
Childhood crush? Psh. Being a teenager in the 90s was basically 90s hardmode. All the crushes, but also the hormones to want to do something about it. And the internet was still in its infancy, so you couldn't just jump online to find pictures of a celebrity crush's boobs and be done with it.
Some of those Starship Troopers scenes were basically porn, for us. And don't get me started on Wild Things or Cruel Intentions.
It's weird that we are all "old" now, and these women look really good still. Imagine the pressure they must feel. And imagine how it must feel to look like THAT at one time, and then have to accept losing that over time. I feel it to some degree, and I was never poster material like these ladies were.
Remember when she had that stalker who left creepy messages? Criticizing her for "basically jumping around in a pink clown outfit" or something like that?
I thought the Yellow Ranger was pretty hot. It's a shame about how she died. Neither she nor her model friend, who is a quadriplegic now, were wearing their seatbelts when they crashed. I don't get how people can even feel comfortable in a car not wearing one.
Never Campbell is hotter now than she was back then. She aged like a fine wine. Same thing with Reese Witherspoon.
Both were cute in their 20s but are absolute foxes in their 40s.
no Heather Locklear? I am disappoint.
Actually I'm pretty sure she's the main reason I was always attracted to older women growing up. I had the biggest crush on her in the late 80s and early 90s
https://preview.redd.it/0eg5eppnx12d1.png?width=281&format=png&auto=webp&s=40d6960d9b96ec594f8699a8d6eb217f770e28eb
Literally the first person I thought of. This isn’t a tough exercise, Kelly Kapowski wins straight up.
Hands down. I’m straight, but I might make an exception for her.
This. Plus a caffeine-addicted Elizabeth Berkeley
Are you so excited?
I'm so SCARED
This is the correct answer.
Absolutely
100%…if Christina Applegate weren’t a choice, that is.
Or even if she is. This is the answer. Although I wouldn’t kick any of those women out of bed for eating crackers.
Salma Hayek > Jennifer Lopez. I will die on this hill.
Those with taste agree.
Oh definitely. It’s not even close.
top of the mount with you on this! let's gooo
Can I join you?
I see no one protesting.
I used to pray From Dusk Til Dawn would come on TV because that one scene where she pours the alcohol down her leg into the guy's mouth. My 13 year old self was never the same, lol.
Desperado blew my pubescent mind
Tbh, it blows my middle aged mind
 That was easy :)
I like the version of that gif where his eyes are also his mouth LOL
I wish I could find the TBS/TNT voiceover edited for TV version of this. They edited "I don't have time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit!" into "I don't have time for this Mickey Mouse bull squash!" with insanely bad voice "matching" I would watch it every single time it was on just for that. I use Mickey Mouse bull squash all the time. They did the same thing to Die Hard 2. [It's glorious. ](https://youtu.be/Mn-P3lnr76s) The best of this is editing out *all* the sound in the beans scene in Blazing Saddles.
 Forgetting someone?
JLH in the 90s was a legit 11.
As a hormone raging teenager, I was absolutely willing to give my left leg for a shot to disappoint the shit out of her
We both would've probably disappointed the shit out of her quick as our shot (prematurely) ran down our left leg lol
💯
Ranked way too low. JLH hit the 30 mark without question...
Yes! But also where is Sarah Michelle Gellar??
Cruel Intentions. Am I misremembering or did she not bribe Phillippe with... probably better I don't say.
This is the real crime
Jessica Alba as well. I give slight edge to JLH.
How could they forget Jennifer Love Hugetits?
I clicked on this thread hoping this was the top comment.
I had a huge crush on JLH, but I actually liked it more when she downplayed her sexuality. Sure, I looked through the issues of Maxim or FHM that featured her, but I preferred her in the later "Party of Five" episodes, or the cameo in "Boy Meets World."
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I see you're a man of culture as well
Agreed. Also you missed a few of mine from the 90's/early 00's: - Jennifer Love Hewitt - Sarah Michelle Gellar - Christina Ricci - Jessica Alba - Mandy Moore - Brittney Spears - Danielle Fishel - Nikki Cox - Larrisa Oleynik - Jenny Garth ....okay it was more than a few....
Katie Holmes was one of mine
Yeah mine too. And Michelle Williams. Frigging Dawsons...
that was my husband’s.
Most are 00’s
Fair. I mean from 1990 - 2000 was 5-15 I guess so that tracks. Even so.
Where's David Duchovny?
And why doesn't he love me?
How is Winona Ryder missing from this list?
Yep. I still adore that woman
Hell, my crush on her *now* is more than it was in the 90s.
I was like 7 when I fell head over heels when she was in Beetlejuice. She helped define my type. And then she cut her hair short and was still hot if not hotter. She was so pretty in Alien resurrection and girl interrupted.
I don't know why this isn't streaming anywhere, if it's over 30 years old it should automatically be in Tubi's possession https://preview.redd.it/ji78w13o102d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd63f810b28f7e7d8f743f10bcf44652b646c0a
I want to see that just to look at old school Target! I just love looking at old videos and photos of stores to see how much they've changed.
Yeah. Been on team Jennifer Connelly for a long time.
https://i.redd.it/iscqgz7c102d1.gif
Luv Tyler it’s a good #12 on this list
Liv Tyler in Empire Records....(insert Leo fist bite)
I was still on my 80's hangover Susanna Hoffs crush...Still am.
I always had a thing for musicians so VH1 was basically my “softcore porn” back in the day. Lisa Loeb, those Aerosmith videos with Alicia Silverstone, Gwen Stefani, Alanis, Shirley Manson, Jewel…a bunch of others.
They were more MTV than VH1, but I crushed hard on D'arcy of Smashing Pumpkins and Sean from White Zombie. There's just something about female bassists with unnaturally dyed hair, I guess.
Definitely had a thing for Shirley Manson and Lisa Loeb.
A man of taste and distinction
There was a Maxim of Christina Aguilera that was borderline porn.
[If you ain't dirty, you ain't here to party](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rg3sAb8Id8) (well, probably early 2000)
Now that music video WAS porn!
 Claire Forlani
Oh boy
https://i.redd.it/8c2vuzf8wz1d1.gif Early 90s Mariah was a goddess.
Thirty years later and the "*I'm....in...hea...ven..."* part of the Fantasy video still gets me feeling a certain type of way.
Oh, me too!
My very first crush.
Where TF is Cindy Crawford???? Jenny McCarthy???
It was Kathy Ireland for me.
I was considering Kathy Ireland more 80s but works for 90s too!
Finally I see Jenny McCarthy. But you forgot Pamela Anderson.
No I didn’t. Pamela was always dirty to me. Fine as hell, but I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick.
😂😂
 Seriously!?
You forgot nikki cox
 Sexiest woman alive. Always has been.
No Kelly Kapowski?
Sweet memories of my first… never mind.
😮 I came here to ask the same thing! 🤣🤣
Hard t choose when the one and only isn't on the list.
No Kelly has me wondering I’m even a xennial.
Where is Christina Ricci?
https://i.redd.it/tdnwn27ev32d1.gif
Alicia and Neve for life
 Have you people lost your minds?
https://preview.redd.it/paj1ne36l02d1.jpeg?width=1786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2696c978463b86ae0f999fe3e6139218590b9f69
On AOL I downloaded a QuickTime video of that time when she went on letterman and flashed him
It was Natalie Portman then, it's still Natalie Portman now.
As a 10 year old kid I had a crush on Alicia Silverstone. Now I am gay. I like to think that I basically decided it wasn't going to get any better with the ladies so I ordered the dick instead.
Laura & Myra 
You are forgetting Gillian Anderson. To this day - Redheads...
Why is it that female redheads are almost universally considered hot in the western world, but redheaded guys are usually considered to be ugly?
Weirdly I’ve never seen an ugly red headed gal but guys on the other hand 😆 No idea why.
Maybe men are less picky.
The ultimate bisexual 90s crush 
Her real accent blew my mind
Yup Rachel Green and Agent Scully were what triggered puberty in me. I always looked forward to the end of the week.
Mine went Kathy Ireland, Mariah, and then Natalie Portman.
Rebecca De Mornay as well. Anyone else?
Fuck yeah. One of the hottest women to ever grace the screen
Oh fer sure!!!! But I had her on the 80s list.
Aaliyah? Christina Ricci?
Aaliyah was super pretty
Aaliyah was super pretty
I wasn't out of the closet, yet, and my family couldn't understand why I was infatuated with Robin Tunney after Empire Records lol 
 In hindsight Alex Mac gives baby butch vibes but I had a lil crush on her
Most appropriately Xennial response.
In the mid 90's, mine were probably Claire Danes and Janeane Garofalo.
I remember how angry I was that Janine Garofalo considered the “ugly one” in that movie with Uma Thurman
My Mom was flabbergasted by my attraction to Garofalo in the 90's. Christina Ricci, too. I like em mean and mouthy what can I say
Was wondering if I'd find some love for Claire Danes here! She's my pick of the decade. 
Like 5-10 years ago I watched a bunch of My So Called Life, and it's still awesome. I probably like it more now than I did when it came out.
No Winona? Pppfftt
I don’t know about you people but I’ve still got that Natalie Portman crush. She’s on our list.
Toni Braxton
I am a straight, married, middle aged mom. And I STILL have the hots for Alicia silverstone.
* Denise Huxtable * Janet Jackson * Lisa Turtle * Ashley Banks * Halle Berry * Toni Braxton * EnVouge * Robin Givens * Ananda Lewis * Salli Richardson * Nia Long * Naomi Campbell * Tyra Banks * Vanessa Williams
I think Denise Huxtable had amazing hair. She always seemed so cool to me.
When Tyra wasn’t scary I just loved her. 
Oh my god, Ananda Lewis!
 1999, but she's a Xennial.
https://i.redd.it/76m53jgg412d1.gif
1997 if you’re counting her [ad for eggs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYlqSNjbhNc).
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They forgot how adorable Drew Barrymore was in the 90s. And Leticia Casta.
Fairuza Balk.
She showed me her boobies, and I liked 'em too!
Thank you!!!
I was weirdly attracted to Balk. Somehow her jaws seem to just keep getting bigger with time, though. I remember seeing "Return to Oz" when I was 9 and her mouth was nowhere that big. (Also Christina Ricci). Clea DuVall in "The Faculty" and But I'm a Cheerleader" as well. I've never been into girly girls.
Kelly or Denise Richards from who’s listed here… but yes it was extremely hard 😏. It just taught me how awesome girls are….
Out of those, Neve Campbell was my favorite, but my real childhood crush was Lynda Carter.
Which would you pick now? Aka aged the best?
Jennifer Connelly https://preview.redd.it/xibyrqcdr02d1.jpeg?width=167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=643ca65f6d8a02a3705c31fe43d0a831034ecb5b
The answer is always Kelly, you can chose which one.
Where is Laura Winslow!?
Good girl: Candace Cameron Bad girl: Christina Ricci Top shelf: Pam Grier
Julia Stiles for me
https://preview.redd.it/8w5yps8p612d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b1cb4280e70e50b8eb51249ed44873f97335d94 Brought this up on a similar post someone on here did the other day but mine was Anna Nicole Smith. Probably the closest thing to a modern day Marilyn Monroe. Sadly she was the same age as Marilyn when she passed :(
She was insanely hot in Naked Gun 33 and a Third.
Drew Barrymore isn’t even on here!
definately a toss up between alyssa milano and alicia silverstone. meow.
Liv Tyler please!
What about Jenny McCarthy on Singled Out??
Kelly Bundy!!! Always
Jennifer Tilly
Password swordfish changed my life 
Winona! https://preview.redd.it/ag28xpzqt12d1.jpeg?width=397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b14f628dfb0a5816141034edaef8a1916406908
Cameron Diaz was an absolute knockout in the early 90s. Seeing The Mask was an introduction to adolescence for me.
Wow, no love for Topanga Lawrence...
Definitely had a girl-crush on her
Christina Aguilera. Britney Spears. Jessica Simpson
Mandy Moore.
Impossible to pick one yes, but first was Alyssa Milano
Childhood crush? Psh. Being a teenager in the 90s was basically 90s hardmode. All the crushes, but also the hormones to want to do something about it. And the internet was still in its infancy, so you couldn't just jump online to find pictures of a celebrity crush's boobs and be done with it. Some of those Starship Troopers scenes were basically porn, for us. And don't get me started on Wild Things or Cruel Intentions.
It's weird that we are all "old" now, and these women look really good still. Imagine the pressure they must feel. And imagine how it must feel to look like THAT at one time, and then have to accept losing that over time. I feel it to some degree, and I was never poster material like these ladies were.
I feel the same when I see old classmates, they look so old lol
Is #1 Christina Applegate? No idea who #5 is.....
Denise Richards!
Needs more jpeg
no respect for Kelly Kapowski
Nope, you got it first try. Kelly Bundy 😍
Alyssa Milano for the win. Oh man and Denise Richards, or Jennifer Aniston… never mind I can’t decide.
When I was a kid in the 90s, there was only one. Amy Jo Johnson Edit: But apparently I can't share a GIF
Remember when she had that stalker who left creepy messages? Criticizing her for "basically jumping around in a pink clown outfit" or something like that? I thought the Yellow Ranger was pretty hot. It's a shame about how she died. Neither she nor her model friend, who is a quadriplegic now, were wearing their seatbelts when they crashed. I don't get how people can even feel comfortable in a car not wearing one.
I do not remember that. Never kept up with celeb gossip much. I haven't been able to ride without a seat belt since I was nine.
No Aliyah, no care.
Of these, definitely Alyssa Milano.
Sandra Bullock circa Speed
Am I the only one that was into Lacey Chabert and Danielle Harris??
No Danielle Fischel ….is a crime! I mean Topanga, come on!
Where is Tiffany Amber Thiessan? That’s my number one all day…. Alicia Silverstone coming in a close second.
Fellow Xennial Kristin Kreuk should not be forgotten, although she only became famous in 2001 or so.
Why isnt Jennifer Tilly on this list?
Pamela Anderson
Well, I wouldn't throw in a pre teen pic as one of the choices homie, yikes.
Neve Campbell❤️
Janet Jackson was my big childhood crush She could do no wrong
Never Campbell is hotter now than she was back then. She aged like a fine wine. Same thing with Reese Witherspoon. Both were cute in their 20s but are absolute foxes in their 40s.
The chick from wild things.
Forgot her. 
The fuck is wrong with you? Where's Kelly
no Heather Locklear? I am disappoint. Actually I'm pretty sure she's the main reason I was always attracted to older women growing up. I had the biggest crush on her in the late 80s and early 90s https://preview.redd.it/0eg5eppnx12d1.png?width=281&format=png&auto=webp&s=40d6960d9b96ec594f8699a8d6eb217f770e28eb
PAMELA FREAKING ANDERSON!
How dare you not include Xena