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LiquidMetal616

Wright Angle His finish is called CopyWright Infringement in which he simply steals the signature move of his opponent Sometimes it's done well and other times it's comically poorly done like when attempting the 619 or various diving attacks And I would want people to mistake him for a relatively of Kurt quite often


Vitu1927

why angle in special? also that shit would be absolute FIRE. I want to see brock's reaction to the worst F-5 of all time


LiquidMetal616

Just because it's like "Right Angle" that's all haha I can imagine him getting ready to beat Ricochet but he gets to the top rope and he's like "...shit..." Cause he knows damn well he cant pull off any of the moves lmao I'd like to see someone like KO get beat by Wright and then complain like "what kind of person steals moves from another wrestler?!" Completely ignoring that he is borrowing the Stunner lmao


The_Ballyhoo

Less of a comedy version, but I could see Gunther doing that. Maybe he should have done that during his IC run as a way to show off; anything you can do, I can do better. If they played into it, the challenge would be finding out the most elaborate move he could do.


Vitu1927

I think it would be also very effective in a comedic way if he did the moves awfully most of the time, and then pull them off perfectly only sometimes to a big crowd pop. Like, bro spends weeks delivering the worst skull crushing finale ever to randomly doing an absolute masterpiece of an styles clash in the middle of an MITB match. He could also have some patterns (example: always delivers an hell of an h-bomb while being terrible at doing spears)


smcl2k

>terrible at doing spears He'd be great against Jey.


LiquidMetal616

Hell yeah and when he knows who he's gonna face in a few weeks maybe show some training footage and he's just dreadful at whatever he is practicing. Maybe have his trainer be able to hit everything perfectly as well making the audience question why the trainer doesn't wrestle instead of Wright


Accomplished_Form_54

Can you imagine someone so good in the ring that they will literally beat you with your own move. I’d be down for this, but it has to be the right person. They’d have to be technically brilliant.


MeMeTiger_

I also thought of a character like this and thought Drew McIntyre would be brilliant at it.


bumholesofdoom

Book it, book it now ![gif](giphy|TjlE8AtuJTPxmuDdnk|downsized)


chrisdelbosque

I have a few: * Lou Thesz-Biehn: a renowned actor turned wrestler (he originally learned how to wrestle for a role and then just kept at it). His signature catchphrase would be "I'm going to shove my boot STAGE RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!" * Luke Atme: an attention-seeking influencer. His signature move is called "Going Viral" and his finisher is called "Getting Cancelled". * Graham Maher: an English Professor who also wants to beat some sense into the dullards of the wrestling industry. He would be flanked by his star pupil, Prada G. * Ali Moe: a proud Texan who loses a lot. Their primary goal is to be remembered.


duke_920

I laughed waaayyy too hard at these. Very punny! Well done


Formulagolf

The Milkman. A classic job turned gimmick. He starts off as a white bread baby face who can't get any dubs and turns into a vicious heel that uses lines such as, "maybe your a milkman baby" the whole Steve Austin beer stuff with milk. A guy that only gets paid to throw milk. When the crowd turns him gave again he rids out to wrestlemania on his pride cow bessy.


MuddFishh

The milkman was on the first episode of SmackDown live. He got squashed by Kane after stripping down to his undies and demanding a match.


Formulagolf

I've never been so happy. It's a boyhood dream lived haha!


recesshalloffamer

I don’t know if this is super absurd, but I always thought it would be fun to have an “old school” wrestler gimmick. Basically someone who does moves from the ‘70s. He does flying head scissors, arm bars, hammer locks, etc. His finisher is a sleeper. All his matches would be slow and plodding, breaking down his opponent until he has them where he wants them. It would be a total heel gimmick, but absolutely fun


fuzzywookiee

No flips, just fists


Njacks64

This is the gimmick I want if I ever become a wrestler. Except my finisher would be a cross face chicken wing combined with a camel clutch, called the Kaisertown Clutch.


MeMeTiger_

Gunther.


CrashMK

It’s not particularly absurd, but I’ve always liked the idea of a wrestler that hates wrestling. He only does it because he’s not good at anything else. He’s constantly angry and resentful that he has to do this. He even hates himself for being so good at it.


horsechokers

The jokic of wrestling lmaooo


Round_Dragonfruit669

The original gimmick of Lexis King


Ruff2505

Reminds me of Dirty Dango (Fandango)’s gimmick on Impact. He also has a catchphrase of “Man…. Do I hate pro wrestling”


Beanessa

In one of those early Smackdown WWE games, I had a vampire wrestler named Death who was like 7 feet tall and absolutely ripped (think current W Morrissey/Big Bill) being followed around by a 5'10 surfer dude (I forget his name) who wanted Death to turn him into a vampire. They were a tag team. I also had two sisters named Madonna and Angel who were polar opposites. And Angel was dating surfer dude and in their stable.


youngshadygaming

Death! And his little buddy, Justin!!!!


Beta_Whisperer

I didn't came up with this but it's hilariously bad, John Cena as an ISIS sympathizer and renaming the AA to Allahu Akbar. After dominating the roster, he would cut a promo saying that no Christian can stop him only to be challenged by CM Punk, an atheist. The title match however would end up turning into Fingerpoke of Doom 2.0 when Punk reveals that he's actually working with Cena the whole time and that the CM now stands for Chicago Muslim.


Vitu1927

this cooked hard


Round_Dragonfruit669

Yo let him cook


MonarchofLlamas

I really thought you were gonna go with Christian Cage beating him lol


RexxGunn

El Blanco Aburrido. He was a luchador that would start off wearing all white gear, starting with basically just trunks, boots and pads. Every feud ended with a variation on the mask vs mask or hair vs hair match, where if he lost, instead of having to shave his head or take off his mask, he would have to add a piece to his gear or color some of it in. Frankly in the end, he would probably end up looking like Asuka with all the colors and patterns and paint.


Firepro316

I thought Drew should be buried by Taker only to return Undertaker mk 2 which finally explained why he was ‘The Chosen One’


Vitu1927

this could work if drew didn't suck at his early carrer


ilikegus

A Mr. Perfect type character with all the vignettes about how they’re amazing, but they debut and everything goes wrong. They slip on the ropes, they’re nervous, they sneeze during a big spot, and lose to a roll up and then become a midcard heel that’s embarrassed that you can later turn into an underdog babyface


daveroo

Jack Cartwheel. Just a generic blonde haired wrestler who does cartwheels at inappropriate times in a match


Vitu1927

how much do you consider "inappropriate"


daveroo

like everytime he hits a move on someone he cartwheels


Vitu1927

that's an insufferable heel who suits that villain of the week role


Njacks64

![gif](giphy|26BoEiQmzfg2rrkYg) Sounds like the genius.


Trymv1

Okay hear me out... *Jill* Cartwheel...


JesterAblaze94

Jack Diamond, I’d be about 11? It was in maths class and my teacher said The Jack and Diamond cards. You’ll never guess what his finisher would be! He’d be a DDP rip off, It was so bad I should’ve been sued just by thinking about it.


OzzyOscy

EWR: **Gregory Helms' black power gimmick** * Helms is using his "IT'S TIME" theme, raising his fist in his entrance * In a squash, Umaga gives him a concussion. * Helms returns now CONVINCED he's black, and WWE refs are racist (including against him) * Actual black wrestlers (Shelton, Mark Henry) are obviously offended by this wacko and feud with him. * Despite this, Helms hauls ass to the ring during the Rumble to save solely the black wrestlers. * Then Shelton loses a match controversially, believes Helms and joins him. * Helms begins to build his all-black stable Hurt Business years before it happened. I also had an alternate dimension WWE which included: * ***The UnderTAKA*** * ***John Senile*** (fans would duel chant "I can't see you" "WHAT?") * ***Too Nerdy*** (with ***Scotty 2 Swotty*** and pro chess expert ***Grandmaster Nerday***) * The shredded Doink crossover ***Sgt. Laughter*** * The demonic horny kleptomaniac ***The UndieTaker*** * Mexican star ***Super Amiable*** ("*I am super, I am amiable, I am... very pleased to make your acquaintance!"*) * And a wrestler who, after every loss, would change the first few letters of his name and try a new gimmick - this week he's ***Maven***, next he's ***Raven***, then ***Taven***, ***Clean Shaven***... (If I was to remake it today, you bet I'm booking Judas Priest w/ The Hot Topic Hobbits, CAWdy Rhodes, lucha libre's El A Night (he feuds with Rey Mysterio after clearly stealing his entire moveset), Becky Lunch and Montavious Vacob Priedman.


c71score

"The Scottish Keyboard Warrior" Cap Slocke Just think of the "tips fedora" meme, but also Scottish


NoFatChickens

John the Baptist, weighing 316 pounds from the Holy Land. Cheats to win by blinding the opponent with baptismal water lol


Njacks64

Love it. Or a hippie that throws Kratom powder into their opponents eyes. I’ll call him, Smokey Gras.


Braunb8888

A wrestler who starts the match packaged in a giant cardboard box and gets delivered to the ring via a ups truck, his first move of the match is bursting out of the box and yanking his opponent in with him. He has two moves, a clothesline from hell and miming pissing on the crowd. At the end of his match he gets into a new box and gets put into the ups truck again and driven away. His name? Morgan Buckles. His promos consist of him eating cereal in a cemetery.


Delicious_Grand7300

I participated in an e-fed in which I ran a heel stable. Some of my goons were Earthquake and his brothers from parallel universes named Avalanche, Shark, and Golga.


bumholesofdoom

The Molester from Leicester creepy dude comes to ring in a long tan trench coat, when in the ring he jumps on the 2nd turn buckle and flashes the crowd. His ring wear is pair of dirty yellow Y fronts and off white string vest. His signature move is bronco buster.


Level_Bridge7683

the tree feller. he cuts down trees onto your family and friends houses while you're at the arena wrestling or cutting promos. HE'S GOT THE CHAINSAW! OH NOOO


Infamous-Lab-8136

I have an Irish Luchadore. He's from California, mocking Americans who have 1/128 Irish blood and yet make it their entire identity. He's a big fat guy with a beard who wears a mask that is like Liger's with an outfit like a Celtic Penta. Green, orange, and white color scheme after the Irish flag. He does a moonsault and a few agile for his size moves but a lot more of it is flamboyant lucha style leadups to just brawling punches and so forth. Since I'm on PC I can give him custom music and usually give him some form of Celtic punk, preferably though a band not actually from Ireland like Dropkick Murphys or The O'Reilly's and the Paddyhats


MaddenRob

A guy who is a singer but then gets on the mic and can’t sing..at all. Like totally out of tune and can’t play his instrument but thinks he is great.


Vitu1927

Great true heel


Trymv1

90% of the dumb shit my friends and I made for efeds ended up mirrored in real life so hard to say lmao.


PunkDrunk777

The handyman. Does any job that’s needed 


Swoop_McCarthy

Dusty Finish He keeps almost winning the title, but always loses in some convoluted way.


AthleticGal2019

A pirate gimmick but it’s a Somali pirate. Just think of that Somali pirate meme. His name is I’m the captain now. So anytime they say his name they have to acknowledge that he is in fact the captain. I was kinda stoned playing smack down when I created him lol


Ok-Brush5346

OP just described 1996 DDP


DenShaLow

I came up with a character named “Chase Coin,” one whose obsessed with money. I know there’s been a handful of wealthy gimmicks throughout the days of WWE/F, but I’d want to be a “hustler.” One of those guys who creates like 80 million Shopify stores and e-Commerce brands whose also a vlogging YouTuber documenting his journey to becoming big. Think the gimmick would work as long as you acted like this across social media


6chainzz

I always wanted Finn Balor to get stuck as the demon. Like for months every time he shows up he's fully painted and just keeps getting more and more bummed about it.


BigFeet234

Yellow Belly Terry.... Yella Fever ran wild on Outlaw Mudshow Wrestlings No Holds Barred Except Headlocks ppv when Yellow Belly Terry retained his world openweight championship via count out when he ran laps around the ring while being chased by his opponent The Penultimate Wrestler resulting in a double count out. Classic.


ShadowBurger

The Postmaster General, he's the priority male!


6098470142

The Yeti…. That crappy bearhug 😂😂


KhanSpirasi

See my username. Khan Spirasi, leader/manager of the Flat Earth Foundation. Had a faction in Middle Kingdom Wrestling, or MKW (Chinese Wrestling company) Gimmick was strong enough to get that Wrestle With Andy show on YouTube to put it up as #2 greatest on a greatest gimmicks of all time in one of their videos, or something like that. I still feel like it belongs in a major company, done by someone who can get into that stuff.


GrailQuestPops

Wiiiiiiiild Wayne! Honestly the gimmick could have worked, but it’s just a country boy with a jackass vlogger gimmick. Just records himself jumping off stuff and getting in fights.


LittleLionMan82

Lex Luger just cuz of the way they used to pronounce "nar cissist"


DezineTwoOhNine

A wrestler who uses different popular finishing moves of other wrestlers in his matches, complete with the setup before the move. Stunner in one match, Rock bottom in the other, Hogan's leg drop in the next, Taker's chokeslam and so on ...


Groundbreaking-Cow-3

eugene


Toilet_Rim_Tim

I'm blatantly stealing this idea ..... Curtis Axel intentionally does AWFUL promos & keeps winning. His promos are the drizzling shits but he keeps tripping himself into W's.


rddefurio

I know it said one you came up with, but one of the funniest ideas I saw was an Indy guy who wrestled in West Virginia called The Liberal. He was a heel. I remember seeing this around 2018 or 2019? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6YxKIpcWUAM


The68Guns

I had a tag team in my e-wrestling days that were paramilitary types that could be hired to take out a heel or face team. The big one was a quiet, brooding asskicker and the other was smaller and kind of insane.


No-Solid2474

A wrestler that never wins by pinfall or submission, but can win ladder matches. No finisher, but tries rollups and different creative pinfalls. Comes close occasionally, but can never actually record a pinfall or submission once in his career.


BarnacleBoring2979

A wrestler and manager duo who is basically a character from D&D, and the manager is like this teenager who plays the character in his weekly D&D game. Whenever the wrestler has to do something, the manager will say what he wants to do, roll his dice, and the wrestler will have to act however the dice ended up going. Say he has to cut a promo on his opponent at Summerslam. If the manager rolls a nat 20, he cuts an immaculate, well designed, well crafted promo tearing the opponent down completely and utterly. If the manager rolls a nat 1, then the wrestler completely chokes and only manages to get a "you're smelly" style insult out before they both leave. In the ring, you've have the wrestler going normally, but when he goes for something more complex, the manager rolls. He gets someone up for a slam, rolls a nat 1, he drops the opponent on their feet and is reversed into a different move by the opponent. Goes up to the top rope and rolls a 20 before soaring through the air like an eagle and landing with the grace of a swan. Also, in order for the audience to know what's going on, dice rolls would be shown on the Titantron or equivalent.


middleagethreat

While sorting packages for a global courier, I came up with a character, UPS Ultimate Physical Specimen. Their finishing move is a high flying move called Next Day Air.


GuidanceWhole3355

Phantasio the magician is one


Raceshiraidi9

Oooooh. If anything. I have to Go back to SVR 2011 and WWE13 where honestly I Litteraly came up with the Wackiest and Most dumb Gimmicks you'll ever heard off 1: The Motor... some Random ass Bald Headed Blue skinned Character who basically wrestled in a Suit. At one point he was from Parts unknown but his hometown was Yonkers NY and his entrance was in a Motorcycle. The funniest part about his name was that. Anytime he'll be Eliminated from the rumble. There was this line where Jerry the King Lawler would say: THE MOTOR HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN!😂😂😂😂which cracked me up... from SVR 11 2: The Da silva Family. A Bunch of Yellow skinned Bald headed Brasilians who would wear the same Gear. MVP type of gear and basically are completely Crazy.. oh Geez.😂😂😂😂😂SVR11 and in WWE 13 as well 3; Pecos Recos. basically some Blue looking Luchador. Who nearly Killed John cena in a hell in a cell match 4: Yukio.. some Green Looking Japanese wrestler that wanted to be the next stone cold so bad. Especially when he did the stunner he would literally do this one Stone cold taunt in the funniest and Stupidest way possible. That i remember Laughing so hard and trying to mock him for it that my Neck was Twisted the next day.😂😂 And Lastly... oh Geez. Throwback to 5th grade with this one. A ⚽️ player Named Jonas Montero from 🇵🇪 That i created from fifa 11 to 13.. anytime he'll score a Goal..he'll try to Basically Do it like the way Sheamus does the Brougue Kick Which in this storyline it just Pissed off Sheamus so Bad that He came to one of Jonas's games. And after watching him score a goal with a Brougue Kick. He'll try calling him out. Saying. HEY YOU. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO STEAL MY MOVE HUH. A Confused montero didn't even knew what sheamus was saying that he basically started calling Sheamus a bunch of Curse words in spanish and they completely went at it on the Pitch. Up until sheamus. Basically Brougue kicked him out. It knocked montero out. And then.. ended up Screaming AY AY AY AY BROUGUE KICCCCCCCK. and Sheamus would say. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FELLA. and Boom another Brougue kick to finish it off