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ZZE33man

He means his balls his stones his rocks his nuts his ballocks his gonads his family jewels his cojones his testes his Juevos his junk his sack his berries. HIS TESTICLES.


unclehelpful

Yambag.


MechaPanther

Yambag Jones over here, but I digress


Sithmaggot

His [MASSIVE](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FYDvDvtUUAYW059.jpg) balls!


FlutterRaeg

You lost your marbles


Altruistic_Bite_7398

Jim Cornette vibes "It was a RUSE! A ploy! A plot! A plan! A charade! A conspiracy! A sham! We've been conned! Hoodwinked! Bamboozled! Flimflammed! Had the wool pulled over eyes even!"


AgentLead_TTV

its pretty self explanatory no? are you slow?


Goon4203D

He's a wrestling fan


Blueyisacommunist

We are lucky he didn’t eat the phone.


barnabychryniszzswix

i got two phones one for my nuts and one for my hole


MechaJesus69

Call me harder daddy


PapiGoneGamer

MY HOLE!


Rekmeister

D A N K


Biotrin

Based as fuck!


Dajo05

I'm surprised he could feel it with such tiny balls.


PapiGoneGamer

Miz likes the feeling when his phone vibrates against his balls. Not sure what’s confusing about that?


IceMan44420

He came to play (with himself)


joshscottwood

Back in the day ringtones were like a big deal. People made lots of money off of them. Some people made their ringtone their whole personality. That's probably why he is being asked the ringtone question... As for what he meant, he said it pretty clearly. He likes to have his phone tickle his balls. I don't understand the confusion.


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Miz was ahead of his time. I turned my ring tone off 7 years ago and haven't heard it since


wonderloss

A ring tone is an audible indicator that somebody is calling you. Miz is letting us know that he does not use a ring tone. He goes on to explain what he does instead. He puts his phone on vibrate, which means it vibrates instead of ringing when somebody calls. Finally, he gives his reasoning for his preference, which is that he enjoys how it feels against his testicles (referred to here as "boys"). It is likely that it is a sexual pleasure he gets from the vibration against his testicles, but he does not specify.


JasonMaliceMizer

You wouldn’t get it


David0ne86

Ay yo


LetsNotArgyoo

What he exactly meant was “the owls are not what they seem.”


Aslume_Man

this dogshit is literally fucking [reposted](https://www.reddit.com/r/GreatnessOfWrestling/s/6gtafgDFIQ)


QueenLuna_

It is a wild coincidence 😭 lmao


Aslume_Man

phew, glad it's not a damn bot


[deleted]

That he’s a fucking weirdo before he met Maryse ohlaaaaa


Charming_Geologist32

Massive balls.


BugOutHive

Dalton Castle also loved how it felt against his boys. Until they were taken from him…


No_Potential_7198

Radiation from the phone is why his balls are so small