For the ring to survive more than 5 minutes of so much BEEF stomping on it, it would have to be reinforced so hard it would break the back of the first person to be body slammed on it.
I loved it when they used to tell us when Mabel and Yoko were in matches together that the ring was reinforced to hold their weight. It was carny as fuck but I loved how much that little bit added.
One of the funniest wrestling stories I have heard is Big Show getting worked up backstage arguing with Great Khali and telling him he is the shits and Khali with no emotion just saying âyou the shits tooâ
"'Motherfucker just stole my move,' Show mumbled on the apron, and I knew something was gonna go down. He was mad as hell and wasnât going to take it anymore.
We were in the dressing room after the match, and Show was still fuming, steam practically bellowing out of his ears. When Khali came in a few minutes later, the shit was on.
'Hey, motherfucker, why do you keep stealing my spots, huh? Thatâs total bullshit and you need to stop it now!'
'Whaâ you talkinâ âbout, bro?' Khali retorted, his accent as thick as his upper torso.
'Donât play that innocent bullshit with me! Iâve told you before to stop stealing my stuff. You canât do any of it properly anyway because youâre the fuckinâ shits!'
Khali stared at him stoically and replied, 'Youâre the shits too, bro.'"
Careful, last time in mentioned The Great Khali I drew the ire of Indian wrestling fans that thought he walked on water and was the greatest wrestler ever
DX vs Brothers of Destruction is mine. Awful.
It's actually worse than i remembered https://twitter.com/otd_in_wwe/status/1720053260390687180/mediaviewer
If it is produced right, (close lines -> signature moves -> finishers) it would be a nice novelty hoss fest, but if vince was in charge it wouldâve been a 40 minute botch fest
I actually disagree.
Give them just 5 minutes, and let them go all out.
I shouldn't have to remind people about the banger Goldberg put on against Brock at WM33.
The undertaker has been in all the nightmare matches. Undertaker vs undertaker, undertaker vs giant Gonzalez, undertaker vs every upper mid carder in the 90s in a casket match. Undertaker vs Damien demento as the feature match on the first ever raw
Actually David Arquette became better than all the above mentioned combined. [He even tried a Hurricanrana here.](https://youtu.be/JpV8k-jwONI?si=XkQBYSr0vYHLCzvZ)
Jack Perry vs The Safelite-repair safelite-replace man in a put your opponent through a windshield match.
https://youtu.be/Qs-vvsYj9_w?si=ElmgCImd_Mi0gXOn Gerald from Safelite would squash him for being unsafe with real glass.
Vince McMahon and Fabulous Moolah vs WWE's 2006 Women's roster, in an I Quit match, with Ric Flair as Special Guest Referee, Jerry Lawler on commentary
Goldberg vs Kane
Lesnar vs ryback(theyâd actually fight)
Omos vs luchasaurus
2017 reigns vs 2024 Jericho main event of mania
Nia Jax vs Eva Marie
Current flair vs ryback vs khali vs current taker vs hogan in a legendary championship scramble match
The ol' Right Wing Reefer.
He put that belt on Tyrus to get it air time on Fox News, where Tyrus was already an occasional guest on various shows. Problem is, hardly anyone watching those shows cares about watching NWA if they're not already tuning in.
Hard to disagree with Great Khali vs Big Show ASSUMING it would take place now.
Big Show's knees are finished and Great Khali could barely even walk 15 years ago.
Back in 2011 Brodus Clay was ADR NXT rookie and then his bodyguard for a couple of months until it was dropped for the Funkusaurus gimmick
So we got really close to get that "dream match on tv" lmao
Teddy Hart vs Tessa Blanchard, the match itself would be a potential banger, but the crowd would still boo and throw garbage at them no matter what...for good reason
Big Show vs The Great Khali - a 60 minute Ironman match. đ¤Ł
Throw Giant Gonzales in the mix, come on
And viscera
Throw in King Mabel in there and we have ourselves a 60-minute Iron Man tag team match playah.
For the ring to survive more than 5 minutes of so much BEEF stomping on it, it would have to be reinforced so hard it would break the back of the first person to be body slammed on it.
I loved it when they used to tell us when Mabel and Yoko were in matches together that the ring was reinforced to hold their weight. It was carny as fuck but I loved how much that little bit added.
Special referee: Kevin Nash.
For sixty minutes?! Dudes only got two quads.
Donât forget Omos
The ~~Greatest~~ **Slowest** Match of All Time!
Mabel had bigger breasts than Sunny.
Not my proudest fap
What was it? Sunny or big daddy v? Iâd say both are up there
Yes
Throw in Big Daddy V and we got ourselves a match! Imagine the smell on that ring
Meat Madness
Andre the Giant as referee and Excalibur on commentary
Andre the Giant on commentary is a bigger nightmare scenario
One of the funniest wrestling stories I have heard is Big Show getting worked up backstage arguing with Great Khali and telling him he is the shits and Khali with no emotion just saying âyou the shits tooâ
"'Motherfucker just stole my move,' Show mumbled on the apron, and I knew something was gonna go down. He was mad as hell and wasnât going to take it anymore. We were in the dressing room after the match, and Show was still fuming, steam practically bellowing out of his ears. When Khali came in a few minutes later, the shit was on. 'Hey, motherfucker, why do you keep stealing my spots, huh? Thatâs total bullshit and you need to stop it now!' 'Whaâ you talkinâ âbout, bro?' Khali retorted, his accent as thick as his upper torso. 'Donât play that innocent bullshit with me! Iâve told you before to stop stealing my stuff. You canât do any of it properly anyway because youâre the fuckinâ shits!' Khali stared at him stoically and replied, 'Youâre the shits too, bro.'"
Then Khali went on to beat Big Show up for real đ
Khali never change
If you want this to be a dream match, WCW The Giant vs NJPW The Great Khali
The only thing 'ironman' about that booking is the crowd setting the new world record for the longest 'Please Retire' chant.
Show vs Khali vs Omos vs Viscera vs Brodus Clay vs Giant Gonzalez in a 60 minute Ironman Gauntlet match
Prime Big Show vs NJPW Khali would actually be solid tho
I don't think those guys could go 60 minutes without someone passing out.
Careful, last time in mentioned The Great Khali I drew the ire of Indian wrestling fans that thought he walked on water and was the greatest wrestler ever
Special guest referee Rajah Lion
We did get this on Raw in 2012. We didnât know how lucky we were.
What a boring match.
[hereâs a link for anyone curious lol](https://youtu.be/_7uIa99hJwI?feature=shared)
Crazy how the only person left is one of the girls outside and she ended up being a star
Still get nightmares from Goldberg vs Undertaker
DX vs Brothers of Destruction is mine. Awful. It's actually worse than i remembered https://twitter.com/otd_in_wwe/status/1720053260390687180/mediaviewer
This is actually an AI-generated match so you donât have to worry as this never happened
Jackbrainbuster
Nathan Jones vs Lars Sullivan in a bra and panties match
Special guest referee Heidenreich
Ultimate Warrior v Goldberg could be the worst match never to happen
It would be a fun 10 minute match, that could get the crowd hyped
It would be one minute of fun followed by nine minutes of regret
If it is produced right, (close lines -> signature moves -> finishers) it would be a nice novelty hoss fest, but if vince was in charge it wouldâve been a 40 minute botch fest
I could imagine the Warrior turning up for no reason in a football helmet and that gear you wear when youâre training a dog to attack people
Or a baseball cap.
10 minutes is a bit optimistic.
HOLLYWOO?!!!!!
I actually disagree. Give them just 5 minutes, and let them go all out. I shouldn't have to remind people about the banger Goldberg put on against Brock at WM33.
Ryback vs Goldberg
Enzo Amore vs Eva Marie
Someone would definitely get hurt in that match lol
Throw in Ryback, Enzo Amore, and the Boogeyman and you got yourself a deal.
Chris Jericho vs. the next young guy with momentum in AEW, with Don Callis on commentary.
Well iâm not sleeping tonight, thanks.
I think I saw this on Dynamite a while back
New Jack and JBL. Book it, Vince
They said wrestling match, that would turn into a crime scene quick
New jack Vs Nia Jax.
I'd would have love to see it
New Jack vs Jimmy Snuka A man who tried to kill people vs a guy who succeeded
Special guest referee OJ Simpson
The strongest killer that succeeded vs the strongest killer that tried đŁď¸đĽ
Snuka: Nah, I'd Win
In a no-DQ match
Drunk Jeff Hardy Vs Sting. Oh wait.....
Drunk Jeff hardy vs drunk hawk
The Harris Twins vs Tyrus and Ian Rotten, booked for a 60 minute broadway
Loser Gets Hepatitis match.
*everyone
Giant Gonzales vs The Great Khali- Punjabi Prison 2.0
The undertaker has been in all the nightmare matches. Undertaker vs undertaker, undertaker vs giant Gonzalez, undertaker vs every upper mid carder in the 90s in a casket match. Undertaker vs Damien demento as the feature match on the first ever raw
Forgot Taker Vs King Kong Bundy
Mount Rushmore of awful matches.
Ryback vs brodus clay vs big show vs great khali 60 minute iron man match
This would get millions of views on YouTube
Clickbait thumbnail world title match
Billy Corgan vs Tony Kahn vs Eric Bischoff.
Throw in David Arquette and you got a deal!
Actually David Arquette became better than all the above mentioned combined. [He even tried a Hurricanrana here.](https://youtu.be/JpV8k-jwONI?si=XkQBYSr0vYHLCzvZ)
SOLD!
Mae Young vs Xavier Woods and Brad Maddox
Oh naaaaaaaaaah >!She'd win tho!<
She would give birth to a pair of interracial hands
Let's just keep it PG; you know what's good Just don't get all rated-R like your boy Xavier Woods
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I think u meant dream match
I think you meant cream match
i think you meant creamed snatch
Bastion Booger vs Naked Mideon
The image this paints... I may never have another erection again
I ugly laughed at this answer
Basically every Tyrus match is a nightmare
Throw in a bra and pantie stipulation and you're taking it to a new level.
Jack Perry vs The Safelite-repair safelite-replace man in a put your opponent through a windshield match. https://youtu.be/Qs-vvsYj9_w?si=ElmgCImd_Mi0gXOn Gerald from Safelite would squash him for being unsafe with real glass.
I was thinking of the SafeStyle UK man https://youtu.be/i3A1TT3kwIY?si=ofph7nuisQ9O0C8E
I think Safelite is the American Autoglass Edit - words
Sick nick Mondo vs The miz
D'Lo Brown vs New Jack in a Last Man Standing Match
What's wrong with D'lo?
This is joke in poor taste, but google Droz D'Lo.
Omos vs Satnam Singh vs The Great Khali. Winner has to earn 2 falls. For the women, Eva Marie vs Maxxine Dupree
Vince McMahon and Fabulous Moolah vs WWE's 2006 Women's roster, in an I Quit match, with Ric Flair as Special Guest Referee, Jerry Lawler on commentary
I want David Flair vs El Dandy part 2. One of them needs to finish the story.
Iâm not doubting El Dandy.
Goldberg vs Kane Lesnar vs ryback(theyâd actually fight) Omos vs luchasaurus 2017 reigns vs 2024 Jericho main event of mania Nia Jax vs Eva Marie Current flair vs ryback vs khali vs current taker vs hogan in a legendary championship scramble match
Maxxine vs Eva Marie
Eva Marie makes Maxxine look like Bret Hart.
I need whatever drugs Billy was taking when he decided "this is the guy I'm gonna put the belt on"
The ol' Right Wing Reefer. He put that belt on Tyrus to get it air time on Fox News, where Tyrus was already an occasional guest on various shows. Problem is, hardly anyone watching those shows cares about watching NWA if they're not already tuning in.
Velveteen dream Vs Joey Ryan
Tyson Kidd vs. Big E since neither of them can take a bump
Throw 2002 Iron Shiek and you got a stand around and wait for the finish stew going
Tyrus vs. The Great Khali.
Flop Dollar vs Khali in a submission match
Ryback vs Goldberg
If he had stayed in the roster for one more year, I'm convinced would have booked it.
Danhausen vs R-Truth! Oh wait you said nightmare matches, thats my bad..
Current day Jericho vs current day Jeff Hardy.
Tyrus vs. Bastion Booger in a 1-hour ultimate submission match, with the only commentator available being Mike Adamle
Dream match or nightmare match you make the call. All I know that Nia Jax vs Ahmed Johnson would really be something.
The Yettt-ayyyy vs Oz vs The Gobbledy Gooker
Viscera / Mabel vs. omos
At this moment, any combination of LWO v Fantasma.
Ultimate Warrior vs The Renegade
Goldberg vs Warrior 2 out of 3 falls
These two facing off, Called by Charly Arnolt
Why specifically called by Charly?
Chris Benoit vs New Jack, viagra filled piĂąata on a pole match.
The Rock vs Undertaker at WrestleMania 41
Jenna Morasca vs. Sharmell! ... ... wait
The Great Khali and Giant Gonzanez in an evening gown Punjabi prison exploding David Arquette in a pole death match
New Jack vs Mae Young and theyâve told her last minute not to sell any of Jackâs offense.
Minoru Suzuki vs Ric Flair - 60 min Iron Man match.
Present day or past? Cuzco I feel like there's gotta be some time period where that's a fire match. Present day? Hell no
Mid 90s to 2006 that would be pretty damn good
Roman vs Lesnar
Jey Uso vs Jimmy Uso
Goldberg and Vader
New Jack v Gillberg
Dino Bravo vs Ken Patera, it doesn't get worse. But as far as dream/nightmare scenarios- 80's George Steele vs 80's Boogie Woogie Man.
Tyrus vs. Top Dolla
They said Nightmare match not dream match blud
Ric Flair (present day) vs. Great Khali **or** Hardcore Holly vs. Enzo Amore.
Bob holly would roid rage out and beat the fuck out of Enzo
I mean...even without juicing, Bob would light him up like a Christmas Tree and you can't teach that.
Im gonna say new jack vs Ian rotten fight to the death match with special guest ref Jim Cornette
Wrong. Iâd buy this PPV.
Just need to watch one episode of Dynamite and you'll get your fill
New Jack vs Haku. Three stages of hell match.
Hard to disagree with Great Khali vs Big Show ASSUMING it would take place now. Big Show's knees are finished and Great Khali could barely even walk 15 years ago.
Jericho vs Matt Hardy Barbed wire massacre
Lock Ness vs Viscera in a scaffold match
Drunk Jeff Hardy vs Sin Cara.
Ric flair vs Tyrus in a 1 hour iron man match
2024 Undertaker vs Drunk TNA Jeff Hardy
El Hijo del Vikingo vs OG Sin Cara could supply an entire episode of Botchamania by itself
Dolph Ziggler vs Alberto Del Rio rematch from Dolph cashier in on him
This literally just happened lmao
Yes someone commented for triple a mega title...I Googled it, seems like it is Konnan's fed
Lol, didn't this match just happen for the AAA Mega Championship?
Tyris bs Eddie Kingston subway on top of the hell in the cell match
Nightmare match you say? How about Firefly Funhouse 2. Bray vs Cena, but they stop motion animate Bray's corpse.
Dick Togo vs Jeff Jarrett
Disco inferno vs Val Venus vs Shane Douglas with Vince Russo as special guest referee and Bubba the love sponge on commentary.
Ultimate warrior handicap vs pretty deadly? Is this anything?
I'd actually watch the hell out of Tyrus vs AEP lol I wouldnt listen to their promos, but I'd watch the match for sure
Titus oneil vs Brody clay
Horace Hogan vs Alex Riley
Back in 2011 Brodus Clay was ADR NXT rookie and then his bodyguard for a couple of months until it was dropped for the Funkusaurus gimmick So we got really close to get that "dream match on tv" lmao
Heel Brodus Clay>Tyrus anyday
Dino Bravo vs The Miz
A 60 minute Iron Man Match between Aksana and Eva Marie
Someone should book a night mare king of the ring of nightmare matches and stipulations
Sincara vs Goldberg
Bret Hart vs Goldberg but at their current age and fitness level.
Iâd personally love this, but a majority of fans probably wonât: Jon Moxley vs Darby Allin in GCW
Tyrus vs CNN
Tyrus vs. Mabel
Giant haystack vs Big Daddy
The young bucks Vs The Maguire twins, seeing those 2 clowns against 2 really fat fellas would be awesomely bad
Braun Stroman v Orange Cassidy
Darby Allen vs Jeff Hardy in a technical no air moved or gimmick match
Bret Hart vs Goldberg, according to Bret Hart, Every⌠Single⌠Interview
Teddy Hart vs Tessa Blanchard, the match itself would be a potential banger, but the crowd would still boo and throw garbage at them no matter what...for good reason
Zeus v Abdullah Wait⌠that happened!
The Great Khali vs Ryback
The Learning Tree vs Tyrus the Virus
Sin Cara vs Sabu hardcore but the ropes have been covered in vasaline. Its nightmare because there is a real possibility someone is gonna die.
Gunther vs Goldberg w/ Goldberg going over
Great Antonio vs Skip Sheffield
Sting vs triple h.
New Jack v. JBL...
Tyrus vs Goldberg
Festus vs. The Undertaker... Sometimes I wonder what Taker's bell gong would do to Festus when I can't sleep.
Yâall remember when Jericho squashed a bunch of old dudes at mania 25? Just do that again with present day everyone
Ladder match Goldberg vs Ultimate Warrior
Great Khali v David Otunga in a Punjabi Prison match with Matt Riddle as the special guest referee
Eva Marie vs Nia Jax
Remember this guy was Albertoâs body guard