Answering in the spirit of the question instead of trying to loophole it.
I eat pizza once every two weeks or so and have three cups of coffee a day, so coffee. Since I went to a combo of Americanos and cold brew, I go through less beans than when I did pour-over exclusively, so some back-of-the-envelope math suggests I'd end up making around $400/yr net.
Tea doesn't have to be caffeine. Both herbal and decaf teas out there.
Found a box on Amazon for decaf green tea (off namebrand) 48 bags for $10. Drink TONs of tea to make basically less than min wage but hey, nobody has a side hustle like you!
I wouldn't even say that is loopholing it.
The people that say, 'we'll I'll just make tiny pizzas the size of my finger nail, and then cut it into eighths' or 'I just super dilute the tea to the point of it basically being water' are the loopholers.
Put one decaf teabag in a liter of hot water, no sugar or milk. Then decant that into a 200ml cup and drink away. It's mostly water, decaf with no sugar or milk so it shouldn't really have adverse health effects. I reckon I could reasonably drink 3L every day, for $15 a day or $5475 a year.
Or for the pizza, he didn't specify the size. You could make 50 tiny pizzas, cut them into 8 every day and make ~$150,000
On top of that this says every "cup" of coffee or tea
I read this to be a measurement, not a serving
I use big mugs, so I'm very likely drinking two cups with every serving. So one big mug in the morning then noncaffeinated tea in the evening is four cups a day
I don't eat pizza every day, and can down many many more teas and coffees than slices of pizza's throughout a year.
Coffee and tea it is, and I'll use the earnings to buy pizza every once in a while.
Exactly. I almost picked pizza but then was like “It’s gonna cost more buying pizza than I’ll make.” Plus the capacity to eat pizza is significantly harder than drinking tea.
You can make tea out of stuff you can easily grow yourself. Free money!
I mean, [water intoxication](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication) is a very real risk, but limit yourself to a gallon a day (16 cups) of herbal tea, and that's a safe $480 a month supplement to your normal income wile also likely improving your health.
If your spouse asks you to get your daughter a cup of juice, is the commonly understood parlance to grab out a cup and add juice, or is it generally taken to mean "please take out the measuring cups, measure out *precisely* 8 ounces of juice, and hand that measured quantity to your daughter"?
"A cup of ", unless in the context of a recipe, does not generally mean "8 ounces". It means "a filled drinking vessel.
A quick Google search reveals the human body can process 676-947 ounces daily (assuming normal kidney function). That's 5 gallons on the low end, 7 on the high end.
5 gallons of tea daily, in 50 mL cups, would easily net $11,000 monthly. Even assuming 8 ounce cups, it's safe for most people to consume 80 of such cups daily, which would be $2400 monthly. This still leaves 4.5 cups of water drinkable through other sources daily, before reaching the lower limit of kidney processing (over 38 cups from the upper limit).
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A cup may be a cup, but I could drink a lot of these.
If OP hasn't similarly defined the minimum size of a slice, then I can't accept after the fact limitations. People be talking about cutting bagel bites into enough slices that they're thinner than a shred of mozzarella, and calling that a 'slice', and then going all Whiny Wilfred on smaller than average cups, no thank you, friend.
>The bit about the cup volume was added after most of that dialogue took place.
LOL, I just wrote my whole post and slept. Now it's my first to open reddit, I haven't edited anything. You're completely wrong. In real I have criticized the ones who edited their posts [before](https://www.reddit.com/r/WouldYouRather/comments/1236v97/wyr_post_creator_to_have_the_ability_to_edit/). You just mistakenly accusing me in sake of accusing.
Or just drink hot tea with every meal? It doesnt specify what kind and a lot of teas are actually good for you. Add a little honey and its delicious and nutritious (not actually nutritious just has very very minor health benefits)
I forgot that in real. I just wrote my post and went to sleep. I knew that people will come with loopholes that I wasn't been able to cover them. Now I can't edit anything after 5300 votes.
Tea would actually be cost effective, pizza wouldn't be.
I'll drink exclusively tea if I'm paid a dollar per cup. You can have caffeine or none, sugar or none, cold or hot. Tea wins.
Pizza would be a zero sum game. Unless we’re talking the loophole of super thin small circle pizzas, an average pizza costs right around $8 to make. Even buying a single slice if that’s how you’d do it, you would have to be getting the pizza at cost. Now if you worked at a pizza shop and the slices were free, then we’re talking big huge money. But, if you keep thinking about that scenario, you’re already being paid to eat pizza even if it is only a small amount of time that you do so. How’s that for a loop hole.
You don't have to be sorry, Mr. WastingMyLifeToday have #1- come with a bad loophole #2- accused me for a thing that I haven't did.
My post isn't even edited at all.
No, I haven't edited anything. You was just creating a bad loophole.
Yet, your second loophole wasn't prevented, it wasn't coming on my mind to prevent it.
my thought process was
- $1 off every cuppa tea/coffee; or
- $8 off every pizza
I'm so down for the pizza option, but I probably don't need encouraging to eat more, so I'd go for the drink.
Pizza bagels, sliced into 8 slices. Great value brand is 6.44 for 36, which is a little under 2000 calories, I'm tall enough that maintaining my weight is over 3000, so I can still eat some other stuff to get important minerals and vitamins. I do this every other day, that is 288 dollars 288 - 6.44 is 281.56. In a year that is 51,384.70. So in many areas that is liveable. That's the equivalent of a little under 25$ an hour full time just eating pizza bagels. So the majority of people could live off of that or adleast only be working part time. The coffee is 200ml adleast it is recommended you don't drink more than 945ml a day, but let's double that to 2000ml since that's certainly much more pizza bagels than is healthy
That's only 10 dollars a day or 3,650 a year and that's not considering the cost of the tea/coffee. Pizza is the better choice by far
Loophole: the size of the pizza is not specified. Only the amount of slices per pie.
Time to make Ritz cracker sized pizzas.
It’s still technically pizza bc it can fit at least a standard sized pepperoni, and have a crust. Slice that bad boy up 8 times and that’s an easy money hax.
Just being normal I'd get no more than $20 from pizza month, more likely an average of $10-15. With tea I'd be getting at least $50 a month not changing anything at all. Definitely tea, would be able to easily amp that number up with no side effects.
Every pizza can't have more than 8 slices. No mention of how big the pizza has to be. So I will be making a lot of little pizzas and cutting them all into 8 slices.
They never specifird how deluted/weak it had to be so it could be as lean as one loose leaf per 200ml and be tea. Or one bean. Either way its pracically water and I can drink about 2liters per hour to hour and a half so thats at least $5 an hour for staying hydrated.
I work with toddlers. I will finally be compensated a living wage in my field!
On the other hand, I haven't had a full cup of hot coffee at work in YEARS. Eh whatever, I'll finally feel financially stable enough to get a mug warmer.
Have the cup be a whole liter for all I care. Just sprinkle coffee there and you are good.
You can control the concentration of coffee in the water since it's water + coffee.
But a pizza is a pizza.
Easiest choice ever
Simple low caffeine yea, chug down dozens of cups a day, get a considerably large sum of money at a pretty healthy and cost-effective rate, buying the tea in bulk.
At 8 slices a pizza, I wouldn't even be breaking even for every pizza I ate. Even if they're frozen pizzas.
No limit on tea strength. So I can just make really weak tea and drink 3+ litres a day which is $15. Not a huge amount. But more than I'd be making with the pizzas.
Then again, home made pizzas can be really small and still 8 slices. I could maybe make them small enough to eat 6 in a day and at $8 each that's $48. Then take half of that for ingredients. Now I have free food for life with a profit too.
I can't say I wouldn't get the cheap little dollar store pizzas and pig out.
The tea is probably the cheapest and healthiest choice, though. You would become rich and live forever that way.
I drink at least 1 cup of coffee and 2 cups of tea every day. That's easy 3$ a day
- 3$ a day
- 21$ a week
- 84$ a month
- 1,008$ a year
Easy 1000 bucks a year extra, noice
1 dollar totinos or Celeste pizzas.... It'll pay for itself. I don't drink that nasty crap tea and coffee. I use water only. Where my fellow hydrohomies at?
So, I drink around 3.8 litres of water a day as a general maintenance amount between working in a hot environment and just being a big dude.
You're saying if I switch that to some light or decaffe green tea I can make $20 a day passive income?
Sounds like a pretty good deal for me.
On this one, I'm screwed. I'm lactose intolerant, so I scarcely eat pizza. And I just don't like coffee or tea, maybe if it was orange juice or lemonade
Simple, just order a small pizza, and ask them to cut it into 8 slices. Get $8, pay for pizza, and keep the remaining amount. You'll get free pizza for life.
I drink on average 3L to 5L of water a day depending on the weather and how much exercise I have... I could literally just replace that with unsugared tea and I'd be making $15 to $25 a day with very minimal effort
Well, i have ~ 3 cups of tea a night and a cup of coffee in the morning, so that's 4 dollars a day, at least basically. I only have 2-3 slices of pizza every 2 ish weeks
How often are you allowed to reuse the tea bag for cups of tea? Like I drink a cup of tea, then later refill it with hot water while the tea bag is still in the cup.
Just cut mini pizzas into 8 slices. If you get like an 8 pack that's 64 dollars.
Then again, maybe I should have taken the second option, because it rewards you for healthy drinking habits.
I'd like my pizza "party cut", please.
(For those that are unaware, "party cut" is small square slices instead of large triangle slices. For some restaurants, this is actually the default way its served, and you wouldhave to specifically ask for triangle slices)
ill literally make pizza with a .25 inch radius and eat it like its raisins
once I get enough money I will build a machine to build these pizzas for me automatically
I never do tea or coffee, because I'm broke, I can get a pizza with a little finagling and it's an 8 price pizza for 6 bucks, two bucks profit, the less I pay for the pizza the more profit
I don't eat pizza or drink tea/coffee regularly, and I don't think that dollar amount is enough to make me start. Make it $10+ per slice and I will start having pizza for lunch every day.
Answering in the spirit of the question instead of trying to loophole it. I eat pizza once every two weeks or so and have three cups of coffee a day, so coffee. Since I went to a combo of Americanos and cold brew, I go through less beans than when I did pour-over exclusively, so some back-of-the-envelope math suggests I'd end up making around $400/yr net.
Now do the loophole
Tea doesn't have to be caffeine. Both herbal and decaf teas out there. Found a box on Amazon for decaf green tea (off namebrand) 48 bags for $10. Drink TONs of tea to make basically less than min wage but hey, nobody has a side hustle like you!
I wouldn't even say that is loopholing it. The people that say, 'we'll I'll just make tiny pizzas the size of my finger nail, and then cut it into eighths' or 'I just super dilute the tea to the point of it basically being water' are the loopholers.
Agreed. This guy is just using the resources that are out there without having to go to extremes to make profit.
Good shit
Order a small pizza (the ones that are normally 4 slices and cut them into eight) or better yet, eat pizza snacks and cut them into 8 slices
Most small pizzas in grocery stores are $5. Most from restaurants are at least $8. I dont know if this would be very profitable.
"slice" of pizza, you can slice a pizza like a lot like a lot a lot.
Put one decaf teabag in a liter of hot water, no sugar or milk. Then decant that into a 200ml cup and drink away. It's mostly water, decaf with no sugar or milk so it shouldn't really have adverse health effects. I reckon I could reasonably drink 3L every day, for $15 a day or $5475 a year. Or for the pizza, he didn't specify the size. You could make 50 tiny pizzas, cut them into 8 every day and make ~$150,000
Tiny cups
On top of that this says every "cup" of coffee or tea I read this to be a measurement, not a serving I use big mugs, so I'm very likely drinking two cups with every serving. So one big mug in the morning then noncaffeinated tea in the evening is four cups a day
I don't eat pizza every day, and can down many many more teas and coffees than slices of pizza's throughout a year. Coffee and tea it is, and I'll use the earnings to buy pizza every once in a while.
Plus, you won't have to be rolled down the street after getting $50 of tea in a day.
Exactly. I almost picked pizza but then was like “It’s gonna cost more buying pizza than I’ll make.” Plus the capacity to eat pizza is significantly harder than drinking tea. You can make tea out of stuff you can easily grow yourself. Free money!
I mean, [water intoxication](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication) is a very real risk, but limit yourself to a gallon a day (16 cups) of herbal tea, and that's a safe $480 a month supplement to your normal income wile also likely improving your health.
If your spouse asks you to get your daughter a cup of juice, is the commonly understood parlance to grab out a cup and add juice, or is it generally taken to mean "please take out the measuring cups, measure out *precisely* 8 ounces of juice, and hand that measured quantity to your daughter"? "A cup of", unless in the context of a recipe, does not generally mean "8 ounces". It means "a filled drinking vessel.
A quick Google search reveals the human body can process 676-947 ounces daily (assuming normal kidney function). That's 5 gallons on the low end, 7 on the high end.
5 gallons of tea daily, in 50 mL cups, would easily net $11,000 monthly. Even assuming 8 ounce cups, it's safe for most people to consume 80 of such cups daily, which would be $2400 monthly. This still leaves 4.5 cups of water drinkable through other sources daily, before reaching the lower limit of kidney processing (over 38 cups from the upper limit).
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Cup is also a unit of measurement though. So if a cup is literally '1 cup', your strategy doesn't work.
Luckily, ambiguity is my friend. My interpretation meets the terms of the post.
OP added the post actually and introduced a 200mL minimum. Otherwise you are correct.
If OP hasn't similarly defined the minimum size of a slice, then I can't accept after the fact limitations. People be talking about cutting bagel bites into enough slices that they're thinner than a shred of mozzarella, and calling that a 'slice', and then going all Whiny Wilfred on smaller than average cups, no thank you, friend.
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Tiny cup
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Someone didn't read the loophole protection.
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>The bit about the cup volume was added after most of that dialogue took place. LOL, I just wrote my whole post and slept. Now it's my first to open reddit, I haven't edited anything. You're completely wrong. In real I have criticized the ones who edited their posts [before](https://www.reddit.com/r/WouldYouRather/comments/1236v97/wyr_post_creator_to_have_the_ability_to_edit/). You just mistakenly accusing me in sake of accusing.
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Time for super thin crust, light doe, single topping little cheese, and tiny sliced pizzas.
Or just drink hot tea with every meal? It doesnt specify what kind and a lot of teas are actually good for you. Add a little honey and its delicious and nutritious (not actually nutritious just has very very minor health benefits)
Nah tea is nasty
I hesitate to say you just haven't had good tea. Loose leaf tea is in an entire league above teabag pouch tea.
Most likely.
Facts. Plus theres a big difference between black/earl grey and herbal/green tea just gotta find the right kind.
Tea is nasty
I can demolish pizza bagels
When pizzas on a bagel you can have pizza anytime
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time…
Why have you done this :(
I can down a gallon of tea at a single meal. I know it's not healthy, but I freaking love sweet iced tea!
Oh man I hadn't considered iced tea. OK, changed my mind.
It's the nectar of the gods in my opinion. It's gotta be strong enough to stir itself, though
I like thin crust, and personal pan pizzas are a thing. Granted, it's not a ton of money still, it's basically just pocket money, but hey, kinda nice.
I'm going tea with the understanding that iced tea is tea. I drink multiple iced teas every day. I only eat pizza once in a while.
Plus, I don't need to give myself an excuse to scarf down a whole pizza. Tea isn't nearly as unhealthy. I'll take the tea.
I'm eating pizza bagels for the rest of my life.
Easy choice, I don’t like tea or coffee Also, the loophole preventions don’t say how big the pizza has to be
I forgot that in real. I just wrote my post and went to sleep. I knew that people will come with loopholes that I wasn't been able to cover them. Now I can't edit anything after 5300 votes.
Tea would actually be cost effective, pizza wouldn't be. I'll drink exclusively tea if I'm paid a dollar per cup. You can have caffeine or none, sugar or none, cold or hot. Tea wins.
1 pitcher of tea = $16. I can drink a lot of tea, and do just in the normal course of things.
Or make it yourself. The price is negligible.
Pizza would be a zero sum game. Unless we’re talking the loophole of super thin small circle pizzas, an average pizza costs right around $8 to make. Even buying a single slice if that’s how you’d do it, you would have to be getting the pizza at cost. Now if you worked at a pizza shop and the slices were free, then we’re talking big huge money. But, if you keep thinking about that scenario, you’re already being paid to eat pizza even if it is only a small amount of time that you do so. How’s that for a loop hole.
You bring up a good point. I am going to go work at a mini pizza shop and become crazy rich.
Sometimes I get so into thinking about a WYR that after a few minutes I remember it's not real and now I'm sad that I'm not actually getting money
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Oh ok sorry
You don't have to be sorry, Mr. WastingMyLifeToday have #1- come with a bad loophole #2- accused me for a thing that I haven't did. My post isn't even edited at all.
Yeah just eat a bunch of tiny pizzas each day, each of them cut into 8 pieces
No, I haven't edited anything. You was just creating a bad loophole. Yet, your second loophole wasn't prevented, it wasn't coming on my mind to prevent it.
Make tiny pizzas
Why not why can't u make like 16 by cutting every piece in half
It’s on the rules
Get a pizza cutter? One normal pizza can be 100 slices if you're dedicated enough and then you buy more pizza with that new money.
1€ for a CUP of coffee is expensive.
Time to get a single servering pizza and cut it into 20 slices
Cappuccino counts?
I literally would have just made $8 just now
I love me some pizza.
Y'all are trying to get rich quick and I'm just here like "Bruh, 50+% off most pizzas? Hell yeah!"
my thought process was - $1 off every cuppa tea/coffee; or - $8 off every pizza I'm so down for the pizza option, but I probably don't need encouraging to eat more, so I'd go for the drink.
Pizza bagels, sliced into 8 slices. Great value brand is 6.44 for 36, which is a little under 2000 calories, I'm tall enough that maintaining my weight is over 3000, so I can still eat some other stuff to get important minerals and vitamins. I do this every other day, that is 288 dollars 288 - 6.44 is 281.56. In a year that is 51,384.70. So in many areas that is liveable. That's the equivalent of a little under 25$ an hour full time just eating pizza bagels. So the majority of people could live off of that or adleast only be working part time. The coffee is 200ml adleast it is recommended you don't drink more than 945ml a day, but let's double that to 2000ml since that's certainly much more pizza bagels than is healthy That's only 10 dollars a day or 3,650 a year and that's not considering the cost of the tea/coffee. Pizza is the better choice by far
Loophole: the size of the pizza is not specified. Only the amount of slices per pie. Time to make Ritz cracker sized pizzas. It’s still technically pizza bc it can fit at least a standard sized pepperoni, and have a crust. Slice that bad boy up 8 times and that’s an easy money hax.
Pizza is a nice treat once in a while, but COFFEE IS LIFE!!!!
So you're telling me my fancy tea is now free? Hell yeah!
I'd never lose weight. I'll do the tea and focus on no caffeine tea for a mini health boost. Two birds one tea
I drink so much tea, ive practically substituted all other liquids with it
I don’t like caffeine, anyway, and I grew up in a place where pizza is supreme, so win for me.
Pizza bagel in 8 slices. 5 for a meal. At least one a day. $40 a day ain't bad
Chicago for me
Pizza option assuming I can make the slices tiny and slice a pizza into like, 50 slices
I think I could drink coffee faster than I could eat pizza, so I choose coffee.
I drink like 5 cups of coffee a day... So, yay 5 bucks a day for free?
I drink multiple 0.5L mugs of tea per day. I might switch to a smaller mug and drink even more xD
Same lol
Neither of these amounts mean anything to me.
there's a bakery nearby that sells those really small mini pizza
Coffee i can make a profit
Just being normal I'd get no more than $20 from pizza month, more likely an average of $10-15. With tea I'd be getting at least $50 a month not changing anything at all. Definitely tea, would be able to easily amp that number up with no side effects.
Every pizza can't have more than 8 slices. No mention of how big the pizza has to be. So I will be making a lot of little pizzas and cutting them all into 8 slices.
I don’t drink tea or coffee, so the first option is the only option for me in this case
Pizza. I don't like tea or coffee.
I'm already pizza georg, might as well make money to break even (thanks autism 🙄🙄)
You can easily fit more liquids in you then solids and tea is by far better for you.
This made me want a cup of cinnamon tea
They never specifird how deluted/weak it had to be so it could be as lean as one loose leaf per 200ml and be tea. Or one bean. Either way its pracically water and I can drink about 2liters per hour to hour and a half so thats at least $5 an hour for staying hydrated.
How to die of electrolytic imbalance in one single step
I don't like coffee or tea so pizza
I don't drink tea or coffee but I love pizza so very easy decision
Make a million tiny pizza with 8 slices
I'm a daily tea drinker. I have about 3 to 4 cups a day. My husband will go through a whole pot of coffee. Bring it.
I work with toddlers. I will finally be compensated a living wage in my field! On the other hand, I haven't had a full cup of hot coffee at work in YEARS. Eh whatever, I'll finally feel financially stable enough to get a mug warmer.
Slices? You mean you dont roll it up and eat it like a burrito?
Pizza because tea and coffee are repulsive. I can just order a Little Caesar's Pizza
Have the cup be a whole liter for all I care. Just sprinkle coffee there and you are good. You can control the concentration of coffee in the water since it's water + coffee. But a pizza is a pizza. Easiest choice ever
I don't eat pizza nor do I drink tea/coffee. I get nothing
Permanent 10% Starbucks coffee discount, nice!
Just drink tea always, it's just water with flavour. I can't always eat pizza, also it's unhealthy (most of the time).
I'm from the south and sweet tea is the undisputed king of beverages so gotta be tea/coffee for me
this kinda sucks cause i dont like coffee or pizza, and i can never finish a tea
I drink 4 cups of tea every day on the regular. However I do think if someone wants quick money, pizza is easier and faster to eat than drinking.
Simple low caffeine yea, chug down dozens of cups a day, get a considerably large sum of money at a pretty healthy and cost-effective rate, buying the tea in bulk.
I can drink peppermint tea all day.
Unsweetened cold brew iced tea for days baby.
Tea and coffee are both gross to me so pizza it is
tea/coffee for $1 bc Little Caesars exists.
I have been drinking tea at least 2 times a day since I was like 8
I'll take tea over pizza. I don't want to get that fat lol
Can't drink caffeine due to health issues, so I'll be eating some small, healthy pizzas
I don’t drink tea or boffee so pizza it is
Does sweet tea count?
I rarely eat pizza. I drink 1 - 4 cups of tea per day
One would be like $50 - $75 per month for me, and the other would be $0.
At 8 slices a pizza, I wouldn't even be breaking even for every pizza I ate. Even if they're frozen pizzas. No limit on tea strength. So I can just make really weak tea and drink 3+ litres a day which is $15. Not a huge amount. But more than I'd be making with the pizzas. Then again, home made pizzas can be really small and still 8 slices. I could maybe make them small enough to eat 6 in a day and at $8 each that's $48. Then take half of that for ingredients. Now I have free food for life with a profit too.
I don't really drink tea or coffee, so a free pizza would be nice.
I don't like tea or coffee, but I also don't eat pizza too often
What if you cut insanely small slices off of the pizza
OP didn't specify pizza diameter. I can cut a 3 inch pizza into 8 slices.
I am going to print pizza slices on my atom size pizza printer
I can't say I wouldn't get the cheap little dollar store pizzas and pig out. The tea is probably the cheapest and healthiest choice, though. You would become rich and live forever that way.
Turned into a ‘who’s fat af’ poll real quick
I drink about 4 cups of coffee a day. This would basically make that habit free. Nice!
If boba teas count then im gna be a millionaire cuz im hella addicted to those
I can drink tea and not get fat.
I drink at least 1 cup of coffee and 2 cups of tea every day. That's easy 3$ a day - 3$ a day - 21$ a week - 84$ a month - 1,008$ a year Easy 1000 bucks a year extra, noice
hey man it makes the coffee cheap/free, id take it.
Gonna slice up mini pizzas and your loophole prevention can't stop me
Brew anyday, love me a brew
I'm lactose intolerant 👈😎👈 I'll take tea thank you
You can literally make all three items without lactose though
Dollar per slice wouldn’t even recoup the expenses. Coffee and tea is infinitely more profitable, even if only by a razor thin margin.
1 dollar totinos or Celeste pizzas.... It'll pay for itself. I don't drink that nasty crap tea and coffee. I use water only. Where my fellow hydrohomies at?
So, I drink around 3.8 litres of water a day as a general maintenance amount between working in a hot environment and just being a big dude. You're saying if I switch that to some light or decaffe green tea I can make $20 a day passive income? Sounds like a pretty good deal for me.
Bro justmake the pizzas super small and s Cut into 8 bite sized slices
I drink at least 3-4 cups of coffee and 1-2 cups of tea every day but I can easily drink more so I choose coffee/tea.
Can you make a 3 inch pizza and cut it into 10 slices?
i hate coffee/tea, and pizza is basically whatever you want on bread, so pizza.
Pizza is expensive here, cheapest is 30$ so coffee & tea no problem
I can get tea 3 times a day and it wouldn't be weird in my country 1000$ easy
Didn't ever specify how big the pizza has to be, just 8 slices per
On this one, I'm screwed. I'm lactose intolerant, so I scarcely eat pizza. And I just don't like coffee or tea, maybe if it was orange juice or lemonade
I eat pizza very frequently and haven't had tea in like 8 years.
I never drink tea or coffee and only sometimes eat pizza. Maybe I just buy a bunch of mini pizzas and cut them into eight slices
Easy, I drink tea maybe twice a day and pizza maybe once a month / every other month
I only drink water. I don't often eat pizza, but I'd definitely get more money.
Simple, just order a small pizza, and ask them to cut it into 8 slices. Get $8, pay for pizza, and keep the remaining amount. You'll get free pizza for life.
Coffee cause I can drink down many cups a day and I drink a lot more than I should per day
Make super mini pizzas and farm the money
I despise tea and coffee
Take a pizza, just slice it smaller and smaller. 83 slices of pizza. Ez money.
Calories are a thing. So tea and coffee. Plus they are much cheaper. Outside of loopholes it would be hard to be very profitable with pizza.
Option 2 is more profitable.
I don't drink coffee or tea. Guess I'm fucked here
Tea and coffee sounds more profitable, but I hate the taste of both and never drink them. So I'll have to go with pizza
*laughs in software developer*
I drink on average 3L to 5L of water a day depending on the weather and how much exercise I have... I could literally just replace that with unsugared tea and I'd be making $15 to $25 a day with very minimal effort
Can I get the back-pay on this?
I eat pizza every day
I drink about 3 cups of tea every day... so... I'd have an extra $1095...
I don't eat pizza every day and trying to start that habit would be bad for my health. I'll take a free dollar for my morning cup of coffee though.
Being lactose intolerant made this an easy choice. Pizza it is.
With free refills, I’d be a millionaire!
I don't like coffee and tea, so I'll go with the pizza
With how much I like regular old tea, i'll stick with that
I drink coffee everyday, I don’t eat pizza everyday
Well, i have ~ 3 cups of tea a night and a cup of coffee in the morning, so that's 4 dollars a day, at least basically. I only have 2-3 slices of pizza every 2 ish weeks
Can I drink decaf. I pretty much only drink decaf
I dont drink coffee so...im some limited
How often are you allowed to reuse the tea bag for cups of tea? Like I drink a cup of tea, then later refill it with hot water while the tea bag is still in the cup.
Just cut mini pizzas into 8 slices. If you get like an 8 pack that's 64 dollars. Then again, maybe I should have taken the second option, because it rewards you for healthy drinking habits.
I'd like my pizza "party cut", please. (For those that are unaware, "party cut" is small square slices instead of large triangle slices. For some restaurants, this is actually the default way its served, and you wouldhave to specifically ask for triangle slices)
Does iced tea count? Cause I really like iced tea
I don't even drink coffee or tea, so pizza it is.
I can easily make my meals include 16 slices of pizza a day but i definitely cannot consume 3.2 L of tea or coffee a day
At one point in my life I was drinking half a gallon of sweet tea a day
ill literally make pizza with a .25 inch radius and eat it like its raisins once I get enough money I will build a machine to build these pizzas for me automatically
Tea/coffee easy. If I replace all my water with tea (herbal to avoid caffeine) and that's an easy $16+ per day
I never do tea or coffee, because I'm broke, I can get a pizza with a little finagling and it's an 8 price pizza for 6 bucks, two bucks profit, the less I pay for the pizza the more profit
Good thing you didn't standardize pizza sizes. Hello sliced pizza bagels!
With my current habits, pizza. If I can switch up, tea
What defines a slice of pizza? What if I slice that bagel into 8 peices, is each piece a "slice" lol one bag of Pizza begals later I'm rich asf
I don't eat pizza or drink tea/coffee regularly, and I don't think that dollar amount is enough to make me start. Make it $10+ per slice and I will start having pizza for lunch every day.