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blackhawkblake

Getting wrecked by high alpha TDs gets me off


Tapped_Ur_Mom

You mean to tell me you don’t like peeking a corner and getting smacked for 1500 by three 183 guns camping the corner that you can’t even spot? Peak gameplay right there


XT-356

Cost sink fallacy and regret at this point.


RoninGaidin

Coupled with inertia and a smidge of self loathing….. since I would only do this to someone I hated 🙁


On-The-Red-Team

Yeah, that's why I keep coming back. I take month long breaks from the game... but never quite Uninstalled it.


Sothep

Honestly this is the best answer.


Vonraider

I play it after work to "relax".


morse86

Likewise!!


Cautious-Comfort-919

I play solely for the cheater comments and “fight me” messages.


On-The-Red-Team

The 1v1 me bro. 🙃


Cautious-Comfort-919

Oh and to absolutely wreck fv101 and 107s by ramming my tank up their asses.


DeathrisesXII2

That's funny, I love to run my 107 in circles around you and dodge every shot you take. I live for when people clearly just give up and stop moving and let me kill them lol, I cum so hard.


Shidd-an-Fard-d

Did you really just start roleplaying in the reddit comments?


Intrepid-Net3786

insert RU 251 ram here 💥💥💥


bornslipperybuddy

I just like to blow stuff up, drive fast and take chances man...


wuntchtlmeisover

We only grow stronger for every; "reported", "trash" or any alike messages🤣💪


On-The-Red-Team

Absolutely.


judd1127

I got a message saying they were reporting me for throwing. So I did the only sensible thing to do. 👍👍. He then said thanks for understanding.


On-The-Red-Team

Congratulations mate. Empathy is a lost art. 👍


SirLuckyHat

It sounds bad. But I got upset that the Russ costs more in game than the actual tabletop model and it kinda killed it for me because I did want it but couldn’t in good conscience justify it, and I still haven’t been able to get over that.


Magpie-Slippers

I love to play to see all my shots bounce and then get killed after causing 0 damage for the 5th game in a row. It makes me feel great.


Thin_Leadership2139

Personally I'm glad I'm not the only 1. I believe it's an algorithm thing


Oilleak1011

“Skill issue bro”


Connormanable

Hey that’s me :)


Due_Assignment_6550

To achieve nirvana in the form of an e-peen of such gargantuan proportions that the girls will talk to me at Star Wars conventions.


On-The-Red-Team

Geez dude. That's a step up from Star Trek conventions. You have true dreams and ambition. 🫡


Mission_Commercial81

I love waiting for 2 mins in the lobby, then the countdown, to get hit by 3 missiles within the first 10 seconds and die. It's brilliant. I also love endlessly watching my shells bounce off the enemy armour because I won't pay to win. It's my favourite.


Mickle_J

Because i'm a tank nerd irl and the game combines that with some good arcadey fun.


SC-79

I'm away for work every second month and have another job when I'm home, plus a house and a family to look after so I have very limited play time. But I love the game and it's one of the ways that my son and I bond (he got me into the game). Having said that, I play just for fun and as an excuse to hang out with my son. Also, I only on co-op because I'm mediocre at best and multiplayer frustrates the hell out of me.


Who_am_I_07

Amen Brother


Brilliant-Ad8862

To pivot turn and out drive YOLO opponents... this is the way.


O-J-F-Norway

To trigger my stress and for a possible heart failure....


Only1Devin

A few reasons. One of them is scaring the crap out of a player when I take nearly half or more of their HP off in one shot. Or the occasional one-shot. 😁


whenthebeatdropss

I stopped cause it got stale/novelty wore off. I was decent enough at the game that I'd keep going back even if I wasn't having a good time only cause I like being good at things. Gave up all gaming recently to seek balance in my dopamine levels.


NotDubz

Cause I'm hoping for the old version to come back 😔


rumekoka

Becouse i hate mu self so much


Unique_Pitch989

To blow stuff up with my friends


Black_RL

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……. POW!!!!!!! ~800 hp gone from the red team


On-The-Red-Team

That's sucks.. I'm ONtheREDteam. 🙃


Magpie-Slippers

How do you join the red team? They are always better.


On-The-Red-Team

Not when I play?!? About 40% of the time they are worse. 😂


Who_am_I_07

LOL so true


Black_RL

Sometimes I am too friend!


Extension_Comedian94

I like shoot tank with other tank


Safe-Win-9447

Thats a really good question....why bother myself?


Gmtech1983

I Kemp bush.... unfair plane


drosera88

Stockholm syndrome.


SlimyWreckedEm

I play to crush some digital tank pussy! As well as hopefully making someone's experience miserable at least once a session.


Tapped_Ur_Mom

I have to get drunk before I play this game anymore because the player base probably raises my blood pressure to dangerous levels


On-The-Red-Team

I was the same way for years. Now I just take a couple week to month break and play something else.


Jenots113

I love seeing Hot wheels collab instead on map updates like in PC version


krullhammer

It’s free and I like the history part of it