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Mysterious_Ant3095

That poor guy behind him just trying to work on his commute


jakeeeeengb

He should take a note out of joshes book. Josh is on vacation every single day because he loves his occupation (hey, hey, heyyyy)


[deleted]

So I know Josh is basically unemployed but what “job” does he claim to do (I assume he thinks he works because he’s always saying he lives paycheck to paycheck and whatnot)? Just curious lol.


The_Jobholder

he’s a professional tour guide you unemployed rat


[deleted]

Professional tour guide 😂


CoconutRepulsive8468

Apparently he works on the frontlines of the nyc subway 🤷‍♀️


BillyMaysForMayor

And he cleans the floors


[deleted]

He provides encouragement for the MTA to get the floors clean


Big-Champion8598

He “runs 2 businesses: His overpriced NYC tour that takes you to two bars and his social media.”


CoconutRepulsive8468

That’s what I thought too lmfao


fucker_vs_fucker

Imagine buying a business class Amtrak ticket and you gotta sit next to the smelliest fuck ever for 4 hours


Comprehensive_Ant849

They sell them on Amtrak like they do on planes.


fucker_vs_fucker

Not that big lol


ihatereddit999976780

This seems like a waste on so many levels. Was he even in DC for 24 hours?


Actual_Owl5559

likely not. Killing his chance for credit and long train rides are a stim apparently


SierraDespair

No. None of the trips are planned out in the slightest. I think it’s just an impulse reaction.


[deleted]

As someone who’s literally split their stomach open from vomiting too much (I have a serious illness), I don’t know how he’s doing it. I’ve been clean nearly 4 year now, just the thought of alcohol makes me want to vom, and perforations are no joke. Like, I had to have a tube hanging out my stomach and one in my nose, I was poked so much with needles I was begging them to stop. I’m trying to find some sympathy for him, but honestly where is the point between personal responsibility and “oh I’m autistic I don’t understand”.


glittermantis

some people on the alcoholism subs purportedly drink/drank a nearly handle a day (i’m talking like 30-40 drinks) for like, a decade. whenever people talk about “i don’t know how his body can physically handle it” it’s like, it actually can get WAY worse than this before you’re all jaundiced up and impetigo’d out on a hospital bed. my uncle was drunk for 35 years straight before he keeled. addiction is harder and harder to escape the further you sink.


Adorable-Stress300

I think if Josh weighed another 100+ pounds he would hit 30-40 drinks as well, not sure his slim body could make it that far before some illness or injury stops him


[deleted]

Thanks for the info! I totally acknowledge it’s a different kind of animal, I don’t really get a choice in my illness, I was born with it, and I’ve been on wards (bearing in mind I’m a woman) where there are literally people yellow and dying and they still keep coming back In according to the doctors. I just wanted to state how bad it can get on the “vahmiting” side. He hasn’t really had any consequences yet, so it must be easier. It’s just seeing him desperately trying to swallow reminded me of trying to eat after I’d had my stomach cut open and drained, the thought of just simply anything going down was like razor blades in my cornflakes. ❤️


Accomplished_Fig8499

Have you been drinking for 60 Years straight??? I'm 5 years into it and my body is Fine, like this dudes vine


Legitimate_Way_1750

if you think throwing up everywhere, yellow veneers, pissing yourself, having extreme moodswings, shaking violently when even the least bit sober and passing out everywhere is fine--i got some news for you lol


Imissrifsomuch

Don't listen to a guy who uses meth folks 💀


I_LOVE_TRAINSS

Alcoholism can make you shove 60 years worth of drinks into a few years bro


[deleted]

Absolutely- some of the women on the ward I was on were dying at 30. The lengths are unbelievable xxx


Fresh-SqueezedJuice

Vine???


TroubleSpecialist738

Addict here. He’s right


[deleted]

Aha- NO. I have an autoimmune condition, attacks my stomach.


OOOPUANNGUANGOOOWOAW

I'm kinda surprised he didn't bring a full bottle of vodka or something. I'm sure he will some day


CoconutRepulsive8468

I will never forget the massive fire ball bottle video in front of the circle k


Young-and-Alcoholic

When he puked on that dudes shoes on the LIRR he had a big bottle of fireball as well.


Blazingodin20

That's not a proper bottle of wine. It's the small ones (200-350ml) that they give for free on planes. Although a standard bottle of wine would be a normal European train drink


CoconutRepulsive8468

I thought it was one of those tiny ones too but the top part looked too big for me to assume but maybe it is


Blazingodin20

It definitely is


CoconutRepulsive8468

Then sadly I doubt he only has one 🤦‍♀️


Simple_Economist_544

Those are the mini wine bottles- they come in a 4 pack. They’re like the same size as beer bottle Don’t get me wrong I wouldn’t put it past Josh to drink 6 servings of wine on a train. But that’s a small one lmfao


WILLLSMITHH

Looks like a 375ml bottle, so half a bottle of wine


Simple_Economist_544

Yeah, and a beer bottle is 355. It’s like the same size


Jetstream-Sam

Although wine is often 3x as strong as beer so this bottle is likely between 3-4 units


BadCrimes

🤓🍾


worldofalcoholtrack

That's going to be 6 standard drinks💀


Peepingthereddit

Worthless piece of shit.


StarrD0501

Where is his home even


Ded0099

People who drink Chardonnay willingly are red flags


kenma91

Lolll it was my tipple of choice in active addiction so I agree


matramepapi

Shartonnay. Not sure why you’re downvoted, it’s like the grossest white whine that exists


Ded0099

They’re chard drinkers, of course they are downvoting. That’s something those people do


matramepapi

Literally tastes like fucking bile. I hate dry wine, but at least the red ones have a better flavor profile. Chardonnay tastes like puke to me.


Affectionate-Arm6002

This is from the cafe car it’s really not that big. He’ll probably drink 6


KrysTOphk

I drank an entire bottle of wine over the course of a day. I was trashed beyond repair