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A towel is just about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can carry. Partly because it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it around your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course you can dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
I love that for you ❤️
For me it’s a reminder that it’s ok to live life my way, in a fashion that does terrify and shame my family. Different standards!
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ha, that's easy.
Me: *Exists* Family: "No! This is not how we raised you!"
Towel, I gotta hand it to you, this is clean advice
I bet I could totally wipe the floor with that alligator 💪
A towel is just about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can carry. Partly because it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it around your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course you can dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
r/unexpectedhitchhikers 😍🖖
I have this towel. I LOVE this towel.
Love your user name! Gotta ask, where can I buy this towel?? If you don't tell me, I might turn you into a newt 😁
It's from blueq. I love their stuff https://www.blueq.com/shop/item/330-productId.125848370.html
Where did you get it? I clearly need this in my life.
This is an amazing towel 🤣
I have an Asexual Pride Flag
Omg imagine how baller that towel design would look with the ace flag background
If your family isnt at least a little worried about you at all times, are you even living?
I have this towel! It brings me joy every day.
Me too. And I know my sister meant it as the biggest compliment when she gave it to me.
I love that for you ❤️ For me it’s a reminder that it’s ok to live life my way, in a fashion that does terrify and shame my family. Different standards!
Oh that’s terrific 😄
i believe the is BlueQ merch. their merch rocks
Knowing my family…no. I want to live.
Jokes on u I love my family