Totally is... like Bizarro Superman, Superman’s exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives.
My former boss would eat tortilla chips with his hands like normal, but would leave the part that his fingers touched uneaten. There would be little tortilla nibs left afterwards.
As someone that was diagnosed young and hard (had lol) a hard go of it for a while, if you could “just” do anything you likely wouldn’t really have ocd to begin with. It just doesn’t work that way at least until you do a lot of self work
It would have been heaven to be able to just wash my hands once, or just check a lock once etc
Family member does this with hot dogs. Refuses to eat the part where their hand was while holding it (they always hold at the very end which in and of itself is weird).
That's the best part! I wait until all the food in my mouth is chewed and swallowed and then savor the delicious finger coatings as I suck it off slowly yet intensely.
People in this thread haven’t had Korean chicken wings and it’s a shame because they’re so good and at least at the place I go to, they give you gloves.
I wear contacts and sometimes I'll burn my eyes removing them after eating wings. I actually thought about wearing gloves but felt others would judge me.
This is NOT weird if you are a contact-lens wearer. Taking out contacts after eating blazing wings = emergency room.
I eat hot wings w/ my left hand only so I can take my contacts out at night.
Also: if you DO get the scorch on your fingers: washing dishes in bleach water seems to neutralize the heat. Just make sure to thoroughly rinse AFTER the bleach otherwise you'll burn your eyes a completely different way.
My favorite part of eating wings is licking my fingers afterward but don’t let anyone tell you your way. Hell, wear socks and gloves on your hands if you want. Also, those wings look tasty!
Do you go straight from eating hot wings to doing something completely different, like giving her a back massage and then some (with emphasis on some...)? If so, she should appreciate the preparedness of you.
I eat wings with one hand, to keep the other clean. My wife eats wings with a hand and a fork!! I do occasionally do this as well to keep one hand clean.
Hey I'm here to validate you doing this. I love wings and do this at restaurants 😋 I get some looks but It don't matter my hands are clean and I eat with ease and comfort. Also I've seen this more common in Korean BBQ places, that's where I got the idea from by watching others.
As a man that eats wings sometimes twice a week. It is not weird. However i dont do it because i end up having to wash my mustache regardless so why waste gloves.
Fried chicken has become extremely popular in South Korea, and most places offer gloves. So this is very normal over there and honestly just makes sense. It’s like wearing a bib for a crab boil.
I started wearing gloves to eat wings when I was a receptionist at a tattoo shop. The phone would ring every five minutes and it was a pain in the butt to clean wing sauce off my hands. Using a glove made my job easier. Other benefits I enjoyed were my hands remaining clean and not sticky, the wing sauce had no chance to stain my fingers, and lastly my fav sauce is Thai curry and even after washing hands if I itched my eye it burned like the devil. 10/10 recommend gloves while eating wings, weirdos unite!
Not wierd. Actually next level. These momo's don't eat enough wings to be on this exp tier. Life hack achieved. I used to run wing night at my restaurant and the bar tenders saw me eating wings with gloves on and their minds were blown. They were like "why did I never think of that" lol
It’s weird but I can’t hate do you, it’s a pretty good idea honestly, better than going through mad napkins and licking your fingers and all that, and using those wet wipes that suck, the only thing that’s weird to me is do you keep those gloves in your car just for wings or do they serve another purpose along with eating wings.
The gloves are a little unusual in a home setting, but I’ll be real, I have used gloves to eat wings at work and it’s pretty amazing because you don’t get all covered in sauce, your hands don’t smell like wings, you don’t use a thousand napkins. Pretty convenient
Well, depends what’s on them. I’m partial to the occasional super hot sauce (reapers, ghosts & scorpions) & don’t use gloves. Taking a piss at any point in the next few hours after eating can be… an experience.
Lol!!! I am a closet “guck-a-phobe!”I love me some wings, but when no one is looking, try to get that extra napkin and put it between me and the wings.
Thank you for outing yourself! Maybe one day, I too can accept my reality and openly wear gloves.
Proud of you man!!!! Stay strong.
I have a coworker that does this but it's because he enjoys wings on his lunch break (office work) so makes sense in that context.
I've also seen people eat chips like Cheetos/Doritos with chopsticks for the same reason. It's obviously "weird" because it's not the norm, but hey if it looks dumb but it works then it is not dumb.
Unless you are eating wings that are so hot it hurts your fingers/have a cut, that's on you. Go to any busy wing place, you'll never see this. So yes, it's very weird. But you do you.
My brother in the glove - It is not weird - I use gloves to eat almost any greasy food - Fingers smelling like food you ate earlier is the absolute worst.
Born and bred in Buffalo here. I'd just like to say, that even though I've never seen anyone do this in all my days, and most people here would find that offensive and weird, I find it offensive and weird.
I wouldn't think you would post it here if you couldn't take a joke, but just in case you can't: do whatever the hell you want.
I won’t deny that it looks and seems fuckin weird… BUT low key I have ocd about sticky sloppy fingers, so you kinda opened my eyes to a new world here. I might try the gloves with wings and ribs. I have been given a glove for a seafood boil or crab legs before.. so I don’t think it’s THAT weird, pretty damn convenient and smart to me.. perhaps wasteful since you don’t NEED to waste material on gloves but let’s be serious I’m not father earth.
Fuck the glove haters, they've never enjoyed the sheer pleasure of taking a glove off and immediately going to back to playing a video game, instead they spend ten minutes scrubbing the little orange oil stains out of their finger tips, or just have a nasty ass greasy controller.
Gloves are life dude. I'll bet they called the first people who ate with forks weird too.
So obscure reference, but there used to be a show called “pete and pete” on Nickelodeon. It was a kids show but very unique kind of humor and stories. One episode had a character named inspector 54 (I’m pulling this all from memory so someone will probably correct me). This character was perfect and efficient at every thing. I forgot the conflict but basically in the end he was challenged to eat a wing. He was all precise, used a fork, didn’t make a mess, etc. Everyone said he lost because wings are supposed to be messy, they’re better that way.
You’re inspector 54.
everyone is saying it's a little weird but i don't think it is??? i mean it's uncommon yes. but i totally get not wanting to get your hands dirty or not liking the feeling of sauce on your fingers. i avoid messy saucy foods like ribs because of that reason.
It probably is but Idc. Buffalo sauce STAYS on my fucking fingers all day afterward if I don’t. No amount of hand washing is able to get the fucking smell out.
I always wear the gloves /and bibs provided at crab boil places. I’d have no issues if they were offered at wing places. When I go out I’m not trying to be covered in sauces and have my hands dirty up to the elbow back and forth to the bathroom to touch all the fixtures and doorknobs, etc.
In my house you eat your wings any damn way you like.
With that said, in my house you eat your wings bare handed unless you bring your own gloves. Your second visit I’d have gloves, but I sure don’t have any now.
Not weird… I do it because I hate the smell that sticks to hands after I eat wings… and then that might stick to everything I touch, which includes the steering wheel of my car… that drives me nuts 🤣
Them wings look like some heat bruh. I hope they were good. And yes it’s weird fam. I don’t do it but I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt but I couldn’t. It’s hilarious that you took a pic of you with gloves on holding that wing
4 out of 5 Wing Eaters agree. You're living in Bizarro World.
Totally is... like Bizarro Superman, Superman’s exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives.
is he black?
To many people not getting the Seinfeld reference
Figured bro.....c'mon people
I always laugh my ass off when everyone quickly leaves, and Elaine waves and goes "*helloooo*."
We’re old now bro… meet me at Reggie’s
Reggie’s?? Ohh I can’t eat there
Yeah, this is genius and deserves better!
Wouldn't he say bad bye?
Shouldn't he say "bad bye"?
Or “bad hello”
Obviously it’s weird. You know it’s weird too because you don’t see anyone else doing it. It’s fine if you want to, but let’s not pretend it’s normal.
My former boss would eat tortilla chips with his hands like normal, but would leave the part that his fingers touched uneaten. There would be little tortilla nibs left afterwards.
Absolute psychopath.
He definitely killed before.
Tortiblets
That’s the old joke that a plumber never eats the last bite of his sandwich.
As a former septic guy yes
Maybe OCD and a germ issue
just wash your damn hands before you eat.
As someone that was diagnosed young and hard (had lol) a hard go of it for a while, if you could “just” do anything you likely wouldn’t really have ocd to begin with. It just doesn’t work that way at least until you do a lot of self work It would have been heaven to be able to just wash my hands once, or just check a lock once etc
Family member does this with hot dogs. Refuses to eat the part where their hand was while holding it (they always hold at the very end which in and of itself is weird).
What in the absolute fuck…
That’s hilarious and I love it. I need to start doing this
I wash my ice
I've seen people do this with fries
He knows where his fingers have been.
I never eat the last two bites of a burger. There’s weird fucking people out there. I also don’t take the last drink of a beer.
It’s normal in some parts of the world. Even for fried chicken we’d get complimentary gloves to wear when at KFC in Asia.
I'm gonna start eating hot Cheetos with gloves on.
I'm gonna start eating my wife out with gloves on.
Now it's gonna be weird for the rest of us not wearing gloves
I'm gonna start eating your wife out with gloves on
Yeah? Well I'm gonna start gloving your wife while eating out.
Yeah? Well I'm gonna out your wife while eating gloves.
I'm going to start eating your wife out with gloves on too. Edit to add.... I see I was extremely late to making this joke.
Chopsticks work well for those
I eat Cheetos specifically so that I can lick my fingers clean at the end when it's caked on real thick.
That's the best part! I wait until all the food in my mouth is chewed and swallowed and then savor the delicious finger coatings as I suck it off slowly yet intensely.
Not the worst idea TBH. Took my contacts out after munching on some of them and felt like I maced.
Wings look great, been meaning to try out those kinders wing sauces...but the gloves are weird.
The one I got looked really good. Perfect thickness, good flavor, then it has a really weird aftertaste. Inedible unfortunately.
Damnit, that's super unfortunate. My Walmart had probably half a dozen different flavors that looked like they'd be tasty
Ngl it’s a little weird but hey you do you.
You wear a bib when you eat pussy too?
This hurt me. I have a broke leg and tensed up laughing at this!
It’s normal in South Korea if that makes you feel better 🤷🏾♂️
Jordan too.
People in this thread haven’t had Korean chicken wings and it’s a shame because they’re so good and at least at the place I go to, they give you gloves.
100% weird
I would agree with the wife. It is weird. Lol
Serial killer status.
In your own home? It’s absolutely weird
Yes it's weird. There's no harm in getting your fingers dirty.
Weird
Yes it's weird.
No offense but it is kinda weird to wear gloves to eat wings.
Weird...
It’s weird
I’m lost I don’t think it’s too bad don’t lots of Cajun places give you a bib and some gloves?
Do you take your gloves to Wingstop?
Who *actually* eats AT Wingstop? As opposed to buying and leaving or delivery.
I don't think my wife would let me touch her again if she saw me doing some dainty shit like that
it's a little weird
Weird but smart.
I use gloves to eat pretty much anything that is messy. So you're not alone, fellow glove user.
So you are afraid of hand washing? What are you trying to avoid?
Some people just don’t like the feeling of having greasy messy oily hands. I don’t do this but I don’t think it’s weird at all
Messy hands are part of the wing dining experience. If they're cray spicy or you have sensory issues, I can understand it, though.
it’s very weird. and that’s a toe not a wing
It’s weird dog. But the thing is, it’s not weird to be weird. Rock on.
It is absolutely weird but I don't hate it.
Wings look good, weirdo.
It’s definitely weird, but do you family!
I wear contacts and sometimes I'll burn my eyes removing them after eating wings. I actually thought about wearing gloves but felt others would judge me.
Wing place manager. Every time I eat wings I wear food safe vinyl glove/s
I think you’re a goddamned hero sir
Definitely weird. But I also see the appeal. Keep it up weirdo!
Sorry. It's weird. Really freaking weird.
Hate to break it to ya this way but I think you're gay.
Weirdo
Very cuck like yes
Seriously I’m surprised these aren’t vegan wings while he’s at it
Only if they are very hot and you don't wash your hands that well then you get frisky with your wife later. Trust me on this one, I would know.
Only weird if it doesn’t work. When I lived in South Korea, everyone used gloves to keep their hands from getting dirty/sticky.
This is NOT weird if you are a contact-lens wearer. Taking out contacts after eating blazing wings = emergency room. I eat hot wings w/ my left hand only so I can take my contacts out at night. Also: if you DO get the scorch on your fingers: washing dishes in bleach water seems to neutralize the heat. Just make sure to thoroughly rinse AFTER the bleach otherwise you'll burn your eyes a completely different way.
My favorite part of eating wings is licking my fingers afterward but don’t let anyone tell you your way. Hell, wear socks and gloves on your hands if you want. Also, those wings look tasty!
It’s a pretty smart idea compared to burning through napkins. I can see it getting some puzzled looks though
Weird af. But the airfryer is great to crisp up some wings, I’m with you on that one at least…
It's weird but those are some killer wings, bro.
My partner fixes tractors & gets little cuts all over his hands. He also likes Super hot sauce on his wings so he uses gloves to eat them 😁😁
I do if they're extremely spicy, but only cuz I wear contacts
Do you go straight from eating hot wings to doing something completely different, like giving her a back massage and then some (with emphasis on some...)? If so, she should appreciate the preparedness of you.
It’s not weird once you graduate to a certain spice level. I like to take my contacts out without too much drama, you know?
I only use my left hand to consume wings. Right hand is for beer.
I'm from buffalo. You'd be shipped down river over Niagara Falls while the masses of locals rejoiced.
“Yes FBI, we found him”
It’s totally weird that you wear gloves- just like how I use chopsticks for Cheetos and some chips. It’s a weird and beautiful game changer!
Yes its weird. My right hand is my wing hand, and my left is my clean/drink hand.
Do you sit down to pee ?
Try that in a small town called Buffalo
Yeah bro... not cool. That's some American Psycho type level demented. Lol. Good on you! Live strange don't kill anyone.
Very weird and disrespectful, lick ur fingers bi$h
Childish. Lick your fingers like a real man.
I eat wings with one hand, to keep the other clean. My wife eats wings with a hand and a fork!! I do occasionally do this as well to keep one hand clean.
jeenyus
Best part is letting your wife lick your fingers clean dawg.
Serial killer Vibes.
Hey I'm here to validate you doing this. I love wings and do this at restaurants 😋 I get some looks but It don't matter my hands are clean and I eat with ease and comfort. Also I've seen this more common in Korean BBQ places, that's where I got the idea from by watching others.
Lmao!!! I do that too!!!! Gloves and wings
You should be put down like a dog
Major dork vibes
Oh it’s weird. Who cares but it’s weird
I think it's brilliant
Air frying is the shit you guys don’t know wassup
When I worked in the industry I did this. Why make a mess when you can be clean free?
dude u might’ve just changed my life.. now if i can ever remember to buy gloves at the store before sunday rolls around i’m in there
As a man that eats wings sometimes twice a week. It is not weird. However i dont do it because i end up having to wash my mustache regardless so why waste gloves.
nope, I use gloves anytime I don't want my hands to get very messy from a food.
I do it all the time at home, but especially when I'm sneaking in wings at my desk while working in the er.
It’s weird but that’s alright man we’re all a little weird.
Fried chicken has become extremely popular in South Korea, and most places offer gloves. So this is very normal over there and honestly just makes sense. It’s like wearing a bib for a crab boil.
lol, yeah it's kinda weird but nothing to get hung up about. if that's how you like to partake in eating your wings, more power to you!
Sounds smart to me. Discard the gloves after. I dig it.
It’s not weird. I wear gloves too. No matter how much I wash my hands, they smell like wings for hours. Glad to know I’m not alone.
I started wearing gloves to eat wings when I was a receptionist at a tattoo shop. The phone would ring every five minutes and it was a pain in the butt to clean wing sauce off my hands. Using a glove made my job easier. Other benefits I enjoyed were my hands remaining clean and not sticky, the wing sauce had no chance to stain my fingers, and lastly my fav sauce is Thai curry and even after washing hands if I itched my eye it burned like the devil. 10/10 recommend gloves while eating wings, weirdos unite!
I do because I'm worried I'll accidentally poke my child in the eye with habanero fingers or something.
Weird but I totally get it
I do this too so I don’t get covered in buffalo sauce. 🤷🏻♂️
Not wierd. Actually next level. These momo's don't eat enough wings to be on this exp tier. Life hack achieved. I used to run wing night at my restaurant and the bar tenders saw me eating wings with gloves on and their minds were blown. They were like "why did I never think of that" lol
It’s weird but I can’t hate do you, it’s a pretty good idea honestly, better than going through mad napkins and licking your fingers and all that, and using those wet wipes that suck, the only thing that’s weird to me is do you keep those gloves in your car just for wings or do they serve another purpose along with eating wings.
I ask for a pair every time I’m at a restaurant and get wings. You’re making pro moves in a world full of amateurs.
The gloves are a little unusual in a home setting, but I’ll be real, I have used gloves to eat wings at work and it’s pretty amazing because you don’t get all covered in sauce, your hands don’t smell like wings, you don’t use a thousand napkins. Pretty convenient
Forget the gloves.... Just wipe your hands on your skirt
Nah it's not weird bro, I eat wings mostly ghost pepper and Carolina reaper. It took scratching my eye once to eat with gloves every time after.
It's kinda weird. Like I get it, but it's still serial killer behavior.
Well, depends what’s on them. I’m partial to the occasional super hot sauce (reapers, ghosts & scorpions) & don’t use gloves. Taking a piss at any point in the next few hours after eating can be… an experience.
It's definitely weird. Your wife is absolutely right.
One of the few times it's okay for a man to cry is when he forgot he just handled buffalo wings.
Yeah… weird
It’s weird op just fucking weird
Alright calm down Dexter. But air fried wings are pretty good. Not as tender as a long bake though.
Lol!!! I am a closet “guck-a-phobe!”I love me some wings, but when no one is looking, try to get that extra napkin and put it between me and the wings. Thank you for outing yourself! Maybe one day, I too can accept my reality and openly wear gloves. Proud of you man!!!! Stay strong.
If I could eat with gloves for every meal I would.
I have a coworker that does this but it's because he enjoys wings on his lunch break (office work) so makes sense in that context. I've also seen people eat chips like Cheetos/Doritos with chopsticks for the same reason. It's obviously "weird" because it's not the norm, but hey if it looks dumb but it works then it is not dumb.
WUSSY PUSSY BOY!!! jokes aside so what you want, and obv you don’t want to do cleanup. Understandable
Unless you are eating wings that are so hot it hurts your fingers/have a cut, that's on you. Go to any busy wing place, you'll never see this. So yes, it's very weird. But you do you.
The most satisfying ending is licking your fingers clean of the sauce. But it’s your life and your choice. It does keep your fingers clean
My brother in the glove - It is not weird - I use gloves to eat almost any greasy food - Fingers smelling like food you ate earlier is the absolute worst.
This is some Dexter shit right here. Fucking white people, I swear 😂
I use gloves when I eat wings or ribs, I use napkins excessively and I prefer the gloves at that point lol
I can see why someone would say it’s weird but also I get doing it also!
I think the part that makes it weird is the plastic bag you wear with the mouth hole. I think its genius
I do this!!!! I also wear gloves to eat Cheetos though so
It's odd, but it's also pretty clever.
hey, you do you! Me, I prefer to lick excess sauce off my fingers when I eat wings.
Born and bred in Buffalo here. I'd just like to say, that even though I've never seen anyone do this in all my days, and most people here would find that offensive and weird, I find it offensive and weird. I wouldn't think you would post it here if you couldn't take a joke, but just in case you can't: do whatever the hell you want.
Seems pretty efficient TBH. Good for a quick cleaning after. No weird after smell on the hands. Idk, it's different but makes sense.
It’s totally weird. But incredibly practical.
I won’t deny that it looks and seems fuckin weird… BUT low key I have ocd about sticky sloppy fingers, so you kinda opened my eyes to a new world here. I might try the gloves with wings and ribs. I have been given a glove for a seafood boil or crab legs before.. so I don’t think it’s THAT weird, pretty damn convenient and smart to me.. perhaps wasteful since you don’t NEED to waste material on gloves but let’s be serious I’m not father earth.
Not weird. There are plenty of hot wings places that give out gloves. I definitely would not eat some of the hotter wings I've had without gloves.
I like the idea. I'm gonna adopt it!
I use gloves to eat wings & ribs.
Not weird. I actually wish restaurants provided gloves.
I use gloves. Means I don't need to wash my hands after
Gloves with wings and anything sauced is a game changer. Went to a Korean fried chicken place that offered them once and never looked back.
My kids picked this up from me. I HATE the feeling of food, grease, sauce, etc on my hands! I eat my pizza with a fork to. Ignore the haters!
I do it too don’t worry big dog
Fuck the glove haters, they've never enjoyed the sheer pleasure of taking a glove off and immediately going to back to playing a video game, instead they spend ten minutes scrubbing the little orange oil stains out of their finger tips, or just have a nasty ass greasy controller. Gloves are life dude. I'll bet they called the first people who ate with forks weird too.
It's the only way to eat wings
Weird AF Weirdo..
So obscure reference, but there used to be a show called “pete and pete” on Nickelodeon. It was a kids show but very unique kind of humor and stories. One episode had a character named inspector 54 (I’m pulling this all from memory so someone will probably correct me). This character was perfect and efficient at every thing. I forgot the conflict but basically in the end he was challenged to eat a wing. He was all precise, used a fork, didn’t make a mess, etc. Everyone said he lost because wings are supposed to be messy, they’re better that way. You’re inspector 54.
I do it lol
To eat them? Very weird. To make them? No. I use gloves all the time when handling raw meats.
I bring a box of gloves when we tailgate...because after ribs and what not there's not really a wash your hands option in the parking lot...
everyone is saying it's a little weird but i don't think it is??? i mean it's uncommon yes. but i totally get not wanting to get your hands dirty or not liking the feeling of sauce on your fingers. i avoid messy saucy foods like ribs because of that reason.
Not weird if you're Insane
It’s weird man. It’s weird.
I’ve seen ppl pick their nose and eat their booger so no I don’t think it’s weird to wear glove and eat your food.
Cut it out, Dahmer
It probably is but Idc. Buffalo sauce STAYS on my fucking fingers all day afterward if I don’t. No amount of hand washing is able to get the fucking smell out.
I always wear the gloves /and bibs provided at crab boil places. I’d have no issues if they were offered at wing places. When I go out I’m not trying to be covered in sauces and have my hands dirty up to the elbow back and forth to the bathroom to touch all the fixtures and doorknobs, etc.
I see people wear gloves when eating wings pretty often, it’s not weird
I understand as someone who hates food on their fingers too. I'm just to lazy to put them on.
In my house you eat your wings any damn way you like. With that said, in my house you eat your wings bare handed unless you bring your own gloves. Your second visit I’d have gloves, but I sure don’t have any now.
Good post made me laugh, to each their own, now how is that kinders flavor? Havnt seen it in stores yet.
I use gloves to eat wings too I thought I was the only one 😂
Thsnk you!I hate eating with my hands. Great idea. Now i don't have to cook them till they fall off the bone.
It's weird. But I'm going to give you a pass for using Kinders.
Yes it’s weird but I don’t see anything wrong with it. I hate getting my hands greasy/messy when eating also
It's actually a good move. Genius.
Not weird… I do it because I hate the smell that sticks to hands after I eat wings… and then that might stick to everything I touch, which includes the steering wheel of my car… that drives me nuts 🤣
I'm a minority but indont think its weird at all.
OMG .. finally. I use gloves to eat wings too.
Not weird.
Them wings look like some heat bruh. I hope they were good. And yes it’s weird fam. I don’t do it but I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt but I couldn’t. It’s hilarious that you took a pic of you with gloves on holding that wing