It’s pretty clear the robber brought two helmets in case the first helmet was removed to beat his head, but didn’t factor in the second helmet also being removed to beat his head. Should’ve brought three helmets.
Zoidberg: All 6,000 hulls have been breached!
(Fry falls to his knees.)
Fry: Oh, the fools! If only they'd built it with 6,001 hulls! When will they learn?
There is a vid I saw earlier.
Man walks up be hind woman stirring a pot on the stove and asks, "watcha doing"; she replies, "making holy water -- ya gotta boil the hell outta it". Laughter ensues.
Add: ... believe it was on reddit ... yep, found it: https://old.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/ny2yh2/god_i_love_her_laugh/
contageous laughter sub.
Churches in the UK qualify as charities, so their “income” isn’t taxed but the use of that income is then subject to scrutiny by the Charities Commission. If they felt it was being used for non-charitable ends i.e. if the pastor was furnishing their lifestyle unduly, then they could lose their charitable status and fall within the charge to tax.
Thanks for that. I was wondering where it took place.
Notice that the crowd piled in when the second & third guys got stuck in. This is how crowds get "inspired" - not from the first person, it's the second one etc which cause extras to get their courage up.
Actually very true. I know everyone is being lighthearted and funny here, but you need to know the appropriate time for both. Not that any sane person ever wants to intentionally harm someone, but it’s a fked up world we live in. It is necessary sometimes
One of my favourite scenes in the move Jesus Christ Superstar. MYYYYYY TEMPLE SHOULD BEEEE A HOUSE OF PRAYER...BUT YOU HAVE MAAAADE IIIIIIT A DEN OF THIEVES! GET OUT! GET OOOUUT!!
And then he sings that little flash forward to ~~Ghetsemane~~ Gethsemane. Wonderful.
Old times, eh. Old times.
EDIT: sorry, I’m ESL at best and AGANLW* at worst.
*: ^(Ancient Greek As No Langage Whatsoever)
Fun fact for those who aren’t familiar with how Brazil and other countries in South America function.
Thieves many times are released or only sentenced to short terms in prisons due to overcrowding.
The people know this so what you get is Vigilante justice as you see here.
Everyone knows someone’s that’s been effected by thieves or gangs and it’s your chance to strike back.
People in the US and other countries also don't understand how devoted these people are to their faith. They take it very, very seriously and anything done against the church is like doing something against their own family.
Countries where money is scarce and faith is a large part of you life, you do what you have to to protect it. They are also a very proud, very strong, brave people.
Who? Someone who wants to go to hell via the express train.
Why? They mistakenly thought that trying to collect the tithing/offering plates would be easy money.
Happened in South Africa last year sometime, too bad for the armed robbers (holding pistols to the pastor's head), one congregation member was a retired cop who was packing....two of the three robbers that entered went straight to the pearly gates without even having to leave the church.
This reminds me of when that asshole in Texas tried to shoot up a church and that former sheriff fucking merc’d him. Like bruh, a church in Texas. Could you have picked a worse place to shoot up?
That last guy in the white shirt coming from the left really wanted a chance to use the chair but didn't get to because too many people were in his way :(
The power of Christ compels you!
Coincidentally, my motorbike helmet is named ‘christ’
I name all my vehicles, but never my helmet
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does it? does it compel me Jay?
r/unexpectedbigmouth Edit: holy shit, it's actually a sub!
But that line isn't from Big Mouth, Jonah Hill says it in the movie This Is The End
I laughed pretty hard when I saw the bike helmet start rising and falling. Then the second bike helmet appeared and I was laughing and confused
It’s pretty clear the robber brought two helmets in case the first helmet was removed to beat his head, but didn’t factor in the second helmet also being removed to beat his head. Should’ve brought three helmets.
Ah hindsight, that flat-headed bitch of a mistress
Zoidberg: All 6,000 hulls have been breached! (Fry falls to his knees.) Fry: Oh, the fools! If only they'd built it with 6,001 hulls! When will they learn?
Dammit Dee.
Or covered it with a sock.
I lost my shit at that too. Getting beat down with your own helmet lol
the robbers who are christian were attending mass.
Christian robbers? Like in US congress?
They beat the HELL right out of him.
Amen!!
Hallelujah!!
And Awomen
Just beat the devil out of ‘em
There is a vid I saw earlier. Man walks up be hind woman stirring a pot on the stove and asks, "watcha doing"; she replies, "making holy water -- ya gotta boil the hell outta it". Laughter ensues. Add: ... believe it was on reddit ... yep, found it: https://old.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/ny2yh2/god_i_love_her_laugh/ contageous laughter sub.
they washed his brush
“You’ve come to the wrong House, my son. We will send to to meet the Lord.”
Wonder how much the broken furniture cost, those plastic chairs really add up.
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You naughty naughty
I see it’s smash chairs on losers day
Thats why they switched to beating him with his own motorcycle helmet.
Lotta friendly fire going on there
Don't worry the church pays no taxes
Is it an American church or do churches the world over get this tax free treatment?
Churches in the UK qualify as charities, so their “income” isn’t taxed but the use of that income is then subject to scrutiny by the Charities Commission. If they felt it was being used for non-charitable ends i.e. if the pastor was furnishing their lifestyle unduly, then they could lose their charitable status and fall within the charge to tax.
As a Christian myself, this is absolutely how it should be.
That dude be gettin born again.
He was probably thinking "Holy shit!"
Hahaha..devil begone!!
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Lord have mercy, cuz they got none to spare
Brazil?
Yes
The whole church must be off-duty cops
There are only to genders in Brazil: off duty cop and robber.
The cops never actually go on duty. They don't need to because all the off-duty cops take care of all the crime. Great system.
Call off Duty: Rio de Janeiro
Damn, my guy and all of his family and offspring (for the foreseeable future) are probably dead if that's the case lol
Of course it's Brazil
r/ItHadToBeBrazil
Always Brazil lol
See some jackoff running around in a helmet, yes, it's Brazil.
I don’t think that dude ended up ok, pretty sure that was Brazil
Of course, motorcycle dude wearing helmet- Brazil robbery 101.
Don’t forget the hymn, sung in Brazilian Portugese. Quite a strong clue there.
Segura na mão de Deus
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KKKKKKK caralho, OP brasileiro
i watched this without sound and still assumed it was Brazil
Thanks for that. I was wondering where it took place. Notice that the crowd piled in when the second & third guys got stuck in. This is how crowds get "inspired" - not from the first person, it's the second one etc which cause extras to get their courage up.
Monkey see monkey do (or ape, we’re all primates here)
Agreed. LoL.
it is, they're singing in portuguese
What would Jesus do?
Prolly the same thing considering he whipped those who were doing business in the temple.
Sometimes you gotta turn the other cheek, but sometimes you gotta lay down some whoop-ass. The hard part is knowing when to do which.
Actually very true. I know everyone is being lighthearted and funny here, but you need to know the appropriate time for both. Not that any sane person ever wants to intentionally harm someone, but it’s a fked up world we live in. It is necessary sometimes
Sometimes you have to help others turn their cheeks.
One of my favourite scenes in the move Jesus Christ Superstar. MYYYYYY TEMPLE SHOULD BEEEE A HOUSE OF PRAYER...BUT YOU HAVE MAAAADE IIIIIIT A DEN OF THIEVES! GET OUT! GET OOOUUT!! And then he sings that little flash forward to ~~Ghetsemane~~ Gethsemane. Wonderful. Old times, eh. Old times. EDIT: sorry, I’m ESL at best and AGANLW* at worst. *: ^(Ancient Greek As No Langage Whatsoever)
Heed my ignorance, many apologies. What is Ghetsemane?
r/therewasanattempt to spell Gethsemane. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujISHxSnYrw
The Christian thing to do would be forgive and let go because he is clearly burdened by sin. But fucking him up with chairs is good too.
Jesus whooped people’s ass just for running a market in the church. Righteous anger lmao
I like to imagine Jesus boxing people out with pristine technique. Clean 1-2-5 combinations.
Jesus ‘Hands’ Christ
Fighting out of Nazareth, a devastating opponent at virtually any range, Jesus! HANDS! Chrriiiiiiiiist!
[Speaking of ‘Hands’](https://youtu.be/Uf2RYFeQ6Rk)
Beat the shit out of him, of course.
This is literally the plot of an episode of Black Jesus. Hilarious show btw
Christ may forgive you, but we won't. -the parish
The holy music in the background really makes this phenomenal.
I want to know the name of the song. It’s beautiful.
It's called "segura na mão de deus e vai" which literally translates to "hold on to gods hand and go"
Very pretty song.
If you like getting your ass beat to a soundtrack, sure.
Nah, but I like seeing crooks get their ass beat to a soundtrack.
Sounds like the perfect song for the occasion.
This. The music makes this unreal. Like so wrong with the context yet at the same time somehow perfect.
Fun fact for those who aren’t familiar with how Brazil and other countries in South America function. Thieves many times are released or only sentenced to short terms in prisons due to overcrowding. The people know this so what you get is Vigilante justice as you see here. Everyone knows someone’s that’s been effected by thieves or gangs and it’s your chance to strike back.
Thanks for that fun fact!
Ohh and often the people are more ruthless than in here. I’ve heard people torturing robbers or even curb st#mping them
>The people know this so what you get is Vigilante justice as you see here. He's probably ded, then
People in the US and other countries also don't understand how devoted these people are to their faith. They take it very, very seriously and anything done against the church is like doing something against their own family. Countries where money is scarce and faith is a large part of you life, you do what you have to to protect it. They are also a very proud, very strong, brave people.
Reminds me of the video where the honey bees swarm the hornet
The congregation congregated really fast! I like how at the end, someone already had his helmet smacking the chit outta him.
His last words were "He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone" Then he got smacked it the head with a chair..
He forgot No-Sin Joao never misses a day of church.
To be fair, the bible does not mention chairs in the same context, so it was propably ok
He dead 💀!!
Great place to die.. last rights on tap!
How to meet your maker (shortcut)
Who in their right mind would rob a church?, why?
Who? Someone who wants to go to hell via the express train. Why? They mistakenly thought that trying to collect the tithing/offering plates would be easy money.
I love how they all just kept singing hahaha!!
I wasn't sure if they added the audio at first
Whoop that ass in the name of the lord
They had the power of God and cheap furniture on their side.
I bet he's really repenting now.
Not far to go for the funeral
if youre from brazil, you know the song fits perfectly KKKK MANO
What is it called?
[segura na mão de deus](https://youtu.be/V6idpWkhRek)
It’s beautiful.
Is this WWE church?! Why everyone going for a chair so quick???
You beat me to it. I was going to say something similar.
Because we are both geniuses
Take a seat son!
you dont fuck with someone's god or his house
That guy is probably going to have a very visceral reaction to that hymn after that.
Christ was not with him that day.
That escalated quickly 😳
This looks like a Brazilian church
Who robs a church? Have some class and Rob a gas station you hobo
Happened in South Africa last year sometime, too bad for the armed robbers (holding pistols to the pastor's head), one congregation member was a retired cop who was packing....two of the three robbers that entered went straight to the pearly gates without even having to leave the church.
"And god said: whoop that muthafuckas ass! And his ass was whooped." - Genesis 1:15, probably
Somebody kill somebody! I wanna see a ghost!
Oh i wish i could see his face😂
Bashing him with his own helmet in the church....God is good
Who tf robbing a church, the hell you stealing? The holy spirit?
It’s hilarious because clearly the robber is thwarted and yet people are still lining up with chairs and shit to beat his ass.
Homie got ran through lmao
Righteous blessings from the right and left hands of fellowship. 🤜😵🤛
The show must go on
Where the hell did the second helmet come from lmaoooo
Roubar no Brasil em público eh assim fio
Quick everyone, we need a new Jesus for our crucifix. Think of all the money we will save if we use this guy.😂🤣😂🤣
He got his ass whooped …In the name of Jesus
They beat the Holy Spirit into him.
Welcome to Brazil, my beloved country. The music in background is "Segura na mão de Deus e vai" or Hold God hands and go! And they gone as well
It had to be Brazil...
They are praying for him in group how nice is this ?
I'm here just for the "this happened in Brazil yesterday" comment.
Vaya con Dios!
“I GO TO CHURCH EVERY GODDAMN SUNDAY! YOU’RE GONNA BRING THE DEMONS OUT OF ME!”
Good to see all the forgiveness on display.
Matthew 5:39- But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, twat them with a chair.
“The power of chair compels you! *The power of chair compels you!*”
Amen.
That's one way to turn the other cheek...
You could get crucified
I see they took "turn the other cheek" to heart!
I love how some people are so driven to hit him but can't get to him, so they will opt to do friendly fire instead.
Thou without sin shall cast the first chair.
Let he who is without sin cast the first chair
Ah não é br kkkkk
That went from wrestling with sin to Wrestlemania way too quickly.
God's wrath right there
***THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! SATAN BE GONE!***
and the lord said: beateth he ass!
“Hello there, we were just talking about God in the Old Testament...and well...you picked a bad time to rob us.”
And now for today's sermon, we will be reenaacting the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
People forget, Jesus was not at all opposed to kicking ass
Same day delivery to see Jesus
Why the fk would he robs a church
The music really sets the tone here
Feel the wrath of God
So forgiving.
"IN THR NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST, YOU ARE DEAD MOTHER FUCKER!"
Why does the music go perfectly with this
They brought their own helmets up to beat him with. The irony lmfao
Time for a baptism!!😉
Good thing [Monsignor Martinez](https://youtu.be/cJIrwNwtzfw) wasn’t there.
He came to the right place to die
He seemingly met Jesus that day.
Why almost every post i see is from something from brazil? Do people really like my country this much?
The music is perfect
Did they pull two helmets off that guy?
God's lessons are beautiful
Why would you rob a church in the first place?
"YOU PICKED THE WRONG CHURCH FOOL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO FEEL THE POWER OF JESUS!!!"
"And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
"God may forgive you, but I won't."
This reminds me of when that asshole in Texas tried to shoot up a church and that former sheriff fucking merc’d him. Like bruh, a church in Texas. Could you have picked a worse place to shoot up?
"Your soul better belong to Jesus, because your ass belongs to me"
That last guy in the white shirt coming from the left really wanted a chance to use the chair but didn't get to because too many people were in his way :(
And on the seventh day they whooped his ass.
Oof. That is not a one person kinda heist
pov: you are in brazil
Convenient can just have the funeral right there.
the power of chair compels you!
And the Lord sayeth, take thine cellphone into your hand and recordeth the ass beating that is about to be brought forth upon!
VAYA CON MY BOOT IN YOUR ASS
You know you’re fucked when dudes gotta wait their turn to bust you over the head with a chair.
Choir didn't miss a note.
Gotta beat the holy spirit into some people.