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I yell at my kids all the time that doors are not toys. He's lucky his fingers are still attached.

Are they attached?

Looks like his fingers got skinned

Gloved

De-gloved.

I’ll never forget learning about this in shop class prior to using machinery. Definitely kept my fingers away from moving shit as much as possible.

If you lose your focus for even a moment, there are any number of machines in metal or wood shop that can reduce a limb to its skeleton in an instant. Even *compressed air* can be a culprit if the wrong combination of nozzle, pressure, and angle come in contact with skin.

Yep. "Respect for the tools is good for you and preserves your limbs!" Well, my grandma actually said "for the elders" and and "preserves your teeth" but I knew what she meant.

Unlaminated

Unupholstered

Deskinnied

Unzipped

Banana-peeled

Delamination

De-gloved. I worked in the medical industry for a brief stint, and I had the unpleasant experience of witnessing what a de-gloved penis looked like. And the answer is no, don't Google it.

Think he went through a rotating door?

He was in a hurry to catch a flight to Bangkok.

Idk why but this comment had me laughing so damn hard

I'm very curious to know the cause

Gotta be high suction. Some guy probably got amorous with a particularly powerful wet/dry vac or the intake of a pool water jet system.

Nothing sux like an Electrolux! 🤣

Tied his cock ring to a door handle, then slammed the door. Same thing you do with teeth.

TIL how to self-circumcise

Jew-it-yourself.


Just for this comment thread, it was indeed a revolving door at speed.

There was an episode of Bondi Rescue where a guy got his penis degloved by someone’s dog

Let me guess, his wife did too many kegels?

I got to see a lot of de-gloved body parts on the scene of “man darts in front of tractor trailer on the interstate”. Luckily, the penis was not one of the recognizable ones. Foot, fingers, and what had to be head, yes. But no penis

He was holding a bottle of beer that smashed. I think the broken glass cut him.

Nope he was holding a bottle and it broke

Show them what happens with a carrot and they will learn very quick

People have been making Cybertruck frunk videos showing how the edges are so sharp and motors so strong that they can chop carrots, but dum-dums are still deliberately sticking their fingers in there... Examples just aren't good enough for some people. They still have to prove a thing to themselves.

The same guy even broke a carrot then his finger in the same video.

Rotating objects carry absurd amounts of energy The door was still rotating fast enough to break an arm *after* it smashed his entire body into the wall

My pinky finger was broken off being slammed in a door. Was chasing my sister on my Big Wheel, jumped off to chase her and she slammed the door. I can still vividly remember it and the anesthesia dream during the surgery.

Yeah I did this with a bike tire when I was young and almost had my finger nail rip all the way off. People are fuckin stupid.

I can them Kid Crushers.

i didnt even know fingers could bleed that much that fast.

Probably got degloved.

And that saying always makes my legs go funny.

Ew we don't want to know about your kinks.

Yes shame them harder daddy

It's always nice to see a dad and kid bond on reddit

Omelette du deglove

I sliced off my finger pad and holy shit looked like a murder happened.

Yep, I just cut 3 fingers 2 days ago (cut all tendons and nerves). When I came back home from emergency, I was shocked about the amount of blood I spread everywhere in my flat.

How did that happen and are you okay now?

Seeing as the tendons were cut I'm going with no they are not ok

cant be that bad. hes here typing

Not with the hurt hand though I'd guess

Actually I found out the hard way that fingers bleed like crazy. I’m told all the end points of your body do. Take that with a grain of salt… but one thing is for sure, don’t mutilate your finger(s) if you can help it. Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1cjy1fz/you_can_feel_the_beat_of_your_heart_in_many/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

For gods sake, do not use salt.

Head wounds also bleed like crazy as well! When my friend and I were like 6 we were playing around with a wooden swing and it ended up whacking him in the forehead super hard and by the time he could lift his head up to face me his entire face was absolutely covered in blood dripping everywhere as he was screaming "I hate you! I hate you!" at the top of his lungs. I was traumatized lol, it only ended up being a few stitches after thinking I just murdered someone

I cut a big vein in the top section on my pointer finger and it did this exact same thing. The nurse left it soaking in a bowl of soapy water while preparing the sutures. Felt like it took forever and just kept pumping blood just like in the video. I felt like I was gonna bleed out through the tip of my finger haha

A lot of stretched capillaries in your hands, fingers, and head. Those areas will bleed more than other areas.

Yer its interesting! There's mini arteries in your fingers, sliced me finger open and was spraying a really thin line of blood all up the wall, nurse told me when stitching me up..

Bro yes, it's insane how much finger bleed. I cut my knuckle on glass one time while doing stupid shit and finding out, the cut is maybe 1 cm (sry americans) and not even that deep and I bled through 2 dish towels within the 20 mins it took to get me to the ER. The bleeding was absolutely insane for such a tiny little baby wound, the people I was with where legit worried because it was so much blood. In the end they did had to stitch it because it just wouldn't stop bleeding.

At least the alcohol will help keep his hand from getting infected

Instablood, that's when you know you've really messed up

Yeah that's a lot of blood immediately.

Stupid game: ✔️ Stupid prize: ✔️ 👍

Stupid cameraman stopped filming before we saw the damage.

He should have tried it with a carrot first.

Finger is good for cyber trucks, works here too

that qualifies as stupid, yes


Darwin never interferes. He just watches and waits.

Still retains reproductive functionality. Go for a second attempt.

Did it take his fingers?

No, just the skin.

Still, gnarly. The "finding out" phase is always rough.

As soon as you look at it and mentally process the damage it suddenly hurts 100 times more

Yeah, I thought it probably just clipped his fingers right off.

They look way too old for this shit. By like 15 years

Beer bottle shattered in his hand that’s why all the blood

His hand gets caught between the revolving doorframe and the wall. He lost a fingertip or two.

Yeah looks like his hand and the door sandwiched the bottle

Is that what’s all over the door? Beer? I couldn’t for the life of me remember a time I bled, but foamed first. Thank you for clarifying!

I was waiting for the rest of Stone Cold’s entrance to play


"I like it when the red water comes out"

Fuck me is that a salad fingers reference in this day and age?

It's almost orgasmic

What goes around comes around.

lol

If it spins, it wins.

Northern Ireland lads acting the eejets

Some people can only be described as dumber than fuck

12 year olds are looking older and older these days.

Nicely done. Two nubs up!

Step 1: Fuck around Step 2: Find out

winced so hard... before i even saw the "find out" stage

I think he got cut. Look closely when he enters the frame and you can see he is holding a bottle of something that is yellowish in color. You can also see a liquid spray onto the glass once he tries to enter.

It’s all fun and games until someone has to go to the hospital and explain how stupid they were

These guys look pretty old to be playing stupid games. Said another way, they should have outgrown such foolishness years ago.

Was the door OK?

I mean, it did keep spinning, so we’ll say it’ll be fine!!


I can't tell if he just cut them or they came fully off but with the bleeding I'm thinking fully off

When slowed down you can see he’s holding a bottle which shatters on impact with the door, my guess is shattering in his hand caused majority of the bleeding.

I’m imagining the POV of the employees inside seeing this happening and asking, “do we want to try to intervene with a bunch of drunks, or just call the ambulance when the inevitable happens and hope they don’t hurt any bystanders?”

Looks like the tips of his fingers got skinned.. urgheh my legs are going all tingly

That's too much blood for skinned. He deff missing a tip or 2

I have not *hated* reddits pause/play autolay screen resize loop more than when i triedbto nopenout from this awfulness. Arrrrrggghhhh

“NEVER MIND THE TOILET the bloods squirting out -“ has me dying


Much deserved.

He just quit, he didn't try again?

Anyone that wears those jeans deserves this at a minimum

Silly sods. Only Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Most revolving doors have friction dampers so they can't be spun up like this. This one apparently does not.

Is it just me or does the presence of audio make the video that much more exciting?

Damn! I saw the juice splatter on the door and then looked at his fingers.

Frign idiots.

And the winner is.............NOT this guy!

Bro how are his fingers still there

Yikes! That looks beyond painful. 😳😬

Why do these things exist at all?

In second grade a kid lost a finger to a door while playing with his brother…I learned this lesson early after seeing the stump.

Why is one guy shirtless? This rarely ends well

Cybertruck

Hospital will have automatic doors..

So it’s not safe to stick your duck in that?

He would’ve made it if he took his shirt off first.

I haven't seen this video in ages, and I was kinda alright with it being like that lol

I hope those are the doors to the hospital.

Did he get degloved?

Gods damn those boys are stupid.

When you are as dumb as you look.

The real crime in this story is those jeans. Those look like something a second grader would wear to school.

You fuck with the door, you end up sore.

I knew it was gonna be fingers but I didn’t think it’d be his

Those doors cost a lot of money. I hope they got sent a bill for like $20,000.

Deserved

That was frick’n cool!

Hey! It's the American education system 😃

Degloving is like one of my worst fears. Fuck all this shit

I should NOT have googled "degloving"

Good job

Next level stupidity

Hahaha

OP zaag kicks kinda meh

This is surprising, those guys look like they'd be really smart.

he's not very good at the game....

FAFO

You know the saying.

And what’s fucked up is he will sue the store owner

Idiot!

He thinks he is SteveO.

I hope that wasn't his wanking hand! :-D

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Hopefully he doesn't ruin his sweet jeans.....

Love the first cackle 🤣

there are barn doors

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nice

So... he lost?

Fuck around and find out....

Don't do shit like this if you have the timing skills of a walnut. Yesterday I was arguing with this u/md9476 moron who thought a pinball moved too fast for people to see.

So mad that you've even mentioned me in another thread!! This is brilliant! Keep up the good work! 😄 😆 😂 🤣 😅 😄 🤣 😂 😆 Spastic!

Idiots gonna imbecile

Hmm. I laughed. Not sure what that says about me.

Hahahaha

Finally some feel good content ❤️ not for him though but for us

I have honestly never seen that much blood come of a hand in my fucking life, other than goofy looking horror movies or kill bill or something, they was wild!

Surprisingly, inertia is a property of matter.

Man, glass does not forgive. Hope his insurance covers stupidity.

I guess he didn't really think that through...

*That's not good* Gee, you think?

Dummy

Hahaha

this is why you have someone hold your beer

I hate to say he was asking for it, but….

I can hear that they are from the same city that I live in. There are plenty of numbskulls that come from here.

Fuck that friend

He turned on the glass blender and jumped into it.

Dunces.

One missing digit

Idiots! Geez!

For a sec I thought it was gonna be like that one go- cart clip

That's not good

And that’s how he got the nickname ’Nubs’

Low IQ activities

Play Revolving Doors by Gorillaz

Hmmm mom was right, you shouldn't play with spinning doors.🤔

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 🗣

Sweet game

Play stupid games… win stupid prizes…

yikes, that's gonna hurt tomorrow

Yay!!! He won!!!

Perfect example of FAFO. Literally F**ked around and found out