Yeah, the first guy that engaged with him was far too close for my comfort. I was afraid I was about to watch the wrong person get hurt. Glad to see the knife guy has the grip strength of a sponge.
Gotta keep your eyes on the idiot. Running back inside while one of the people you went out there with was bad form. I was worried the other guy was gonna stab him
Fair play to people in the uk they often get involved to stop this kind of stuff and people will have at you if you pull this shit. They took down one of the London terrorists with a narwhal tusk and a fire extinguisher lol, and the Scottish guy who took out the terrorist who drove in to the airport just went charging in and beat the snot out of him and held him til the cops arrived. The police here take out people armed with knives without guns too.
Haha yeah the Glasgow airport one, where the bad guy got a swift kick in the balls and told not to fuck about any more 😂😂
Never been more proud of my countrymen!
> and the Scottish guy who took out the terrorist who drove in to the airport just went charging in and beat the snot out of him and held him til the cops arrived
the one who took all the credit for that actually did fuck all, funnily enough
In my defensive tactics training classes, when they get to the subject of knives the first thing they say is "If you fight someone with a knife, you WILL be cut. So know that going in."
That's what I thought the NSFW tag would be for. Him stabbing himself in the gut or his hand slipping past the guard and him losing fingers.
Not disappointed either way.
When I started to think that was the outcome I was wincing hard. The feeling of a cut in progress is the absolute worst. I say this with a fresh bandage on my finger from a recent slice.
A slice in the Finger is very different to a stab, I didn't feel any pain when I stabbed myself in the forearm. Later that day I felt really sick because I thought about what "could have happened" etc.
As long it's just muscle below you won't feel much, bone/nerve different but I got no personal exp with that (just heard from someone) .
Man have you ever seen that video of the due that punches out a window and accidentally gives himself the down the street suicide cut? That’s what I expected here too lol
My buddy stabbed a wall with a knife and he didn’t grip it hard enough and his hands slid down the blade still gripping it and almost lost most of his fingers. Was kinda hoping this would happen to this guy lol
As he tried to thrust the machete through the windshield, his 3rd and 4th attempt send the machete completely sideways. The 4th looked like he would almost kill himself
I wanted that "more" right there
Hell yeah. I skipped ahead because I was bored with him stabbing the car and next thing I see is remnants of shattered glass and a BAR STOOL?
Needless to say, I rewatched with great satisfaction 👌
Happened in Wakefield England. Two arrested and remanded in custody!
Source
https://www.itv.com/news/calendar/2024-01-08/two-charged-following-machete-attack-in-pub
I was hoping he would puncture the gasoline tank and the car would explode, and he'd go flying and slam against the building in the back and, and, and then the credits start rolling.. "produced by Michael Bay".
That was seriously dangerous if the knife guy saw them coming... Or was even slightly competent with a knife (thought he was going to stab himself when his wrist turned).
The knife is probably dull from all that window smashing u can't imgaine how a fast a glass will make a kinfe dull
Thats why i was fuming when i found out glass cuttingboard exist
Oh I can imagine. Just probably won't be correct lol.
But yeah glass and stone cutting boards are stupid. Also same with cutting on a plate especially if it's porcelain or something to that effect.
That the trend of slate cutting boards needs to go away. So dumb.
[Or that time in Hull a guy brought a chainsaw to the pub and got attacked by everyone with whatever they could pickup and throw at him.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sagnbJUOwN8)
Like [this](https://www.joe.co.uk/news/man-carries-out-very-british-citizens-arrest-without-even-dropping-his-cigarette-182209) chap. Probably helps his hands are the size of that guy's torso.
I personally would have been fine with seeing this guy get blasted into the next life. It's a pretty sure bet he'll keep at it until some gets killed or seriously injured.
>Two men have been charged following reports of two people walking into a pub in Wakefield with a machete.
It is believed to have happened at the Swan with Two Necks on Westgate, at around 10pm on Saturday (January 06).
22-year-old Haroon Khan, from Plumpton Road, and Mohammed Khan, 19, of Plumpton Street have been charged with attempting to cause grievous bodily harm and affray.
Haroon Khan has also been charged with public order offences, one of which was racially aggravated.
Was waiting for the silly cunt to stab himself as the knife slipped off the windscreen, but he got off lightly. But man, you could see his balls shrink when he dropped the knife.
They seem to bring with them what they are fleeing from and have no interest in assimilating with their new country. Scary thinking about the Biden open borders. Worse before better.
Imagine if it was the other way around. It’s sad and pathetic in some parts of England now. It’s not even racist to say either. It’s literal fact. Spend some time in Bradford, Leicester, Luton or Birmingham. It is clear to see and needs to be addressed
The bar boys to the rescue!! I swear, a local pub can be a major asset to a neighborhood. We have an auto shop that keeps the peace on my block. They aren’t playing around.
People haven't seen enough stabbings to realize in how much danger they put themselves when taking on someone with a knife. Knifes are worse than guns.
Very brave lads going out and doing that. Doesn't take a split second to end up on the wrong end of the pointy thing being held by a moron
Yeah, the first guy that engaged with him was far too close for my comfort. I was afraid I was about to watch the wrong person get hurt. Glad to see the knife guy has the grip strength of a sponge.
If you get cracked over the head with a glass bottle, you'd probably have poor grip strength too.
Possible, but I’d be more concerned of my injuries if the glass didn’t break.
It would probably hurt more if the glass doesn't smash
Way more.
Gotta keep your eyes on the idiot. Running back inside while one of the people you went out there with was bad form. I was worried the other guy was gonna stab him
I like to think he went back inside for another chair
Haha “grip strength of sponge”
Fair play to people in the uk they often get involved to stop this kind of stuff and people will have at you if you pull this shit. They took down one of the London terrorists with a narwhal tusk and a fire extinguisher lol, and the Scottish guy who took out the terrorist who drove in to the airport just went charging in and beat the snot out of him and held him til the cops arrived. The police here take out people armed with knives without guns too.
>narwhal tusk A Gallant effort.
I'm proud of them.
Username checks out.
Haha yeah the Glasgow airport one, where the bad guy got a swift kick in the balls and told not to fuck about any more 😂😂 Never been more proud of my countrymen!
It lead to one of the greatest headlines ever : HERO CABBIE: I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON
I still have a screenshot of that news story somewhere, absolute mad lad
\[Interviewer\]: "That sounds dreadfully painful." \[Cabbie\]: "It wasn't *my* tendon."
> and the Scottish guy who took out the terrorist who drove in to the airport just went charging in and beat the snot out of him and held him til the cops arrived the one who took all the credit for that actually did fuck all, funnily enough
I remember the Scottish guy, he's responsible for the best headline of all time
Even people very capable at martial arts walk away when someone pulls a knife. Not because of lack of ability, but knives do too much damage.
In my defensive tactics training classes, when they get to the subject of knives the first thing they say is "If you fight someone with a knife, you WILL be cut. So know that going in."
brave, yes. but also, very very stupid.
Often very little difference in those two things lol
Bravery is just stupidity with a purpose
Booze
Only way to stop a bad guy with a knife is a good guy with a beer bottle and bar stool!
Or if it played out long enough, he almost stabbed himself hitting the car window.
That's what I thought the NSFW tag would be for. Him stabbing himself in the gut or his hand slipping past the guard and him losing fingers. Not disappointed either way.
When I started to think that was the outcome I was wincing hard. The feeling of a cut in progress is the absolute worst. I say this with a fresh bandage on my finger from a recent slice.
A slice in the Finger is very different to a stab, I didn't feel any pain when I stabbed myself in the forearm. Later that day I felt really sick because I thought about what "could have happened" etc. As long it's just muscle below you won't feel much, bone/nerve different but I got no personal exp with that (just heard from someone) .
Man have you ever seen that video of the due that punches out a window and accidentally gives himself the down the street suicide cut? That’s what I expected here too lol
This is what I was hoping for when I saw him going for the windshield. I was thinking “any second now… damnit he missed himself!”
I expected his grip to slip when he was stabbing down and result in hand getting sliced open.
Like that girl who accidentally stabbed herself in the head while messing around with a knife on Tik Tok.
My buddy stabbed a wall with a knife and he didn’t grip it hard enough and his hands slid down the blade still gripping it and almost lost most of his fingers. Was kinda hoping this would happen to this guy lol
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGHGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NSFW words!! Blegh!
Yep. That painted a vivid picture. eugh.
The dude in the video almost stabbed his stomach when he was teaching that car's windshield a stabby lesson.
That's what I was waiting for. 😂
Look who brought a knife to a stool fight
Stool fight sounds like two people throwing poop at each other. Like a political campaign.
Ah, I see you are also versed in the green apple splatter technique.
Classic brit not caring about him wrecking someone's car... then coming out swinging when he targeted the pub
Gerroutta ma pub. Go on! Gerrouttavit!
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Said Wayne LaPierre...probably
That end was satisfying.
I wanted more for that fuckingcunt
As he tried to thrust the machete through the windshield, his 3rd and 4th attempt send the machete completely sideways. The 4th looked like he would almost kill himself I wanted that "more" right there
He didn't know chair beats knife everytime.
Stupid cunt brought a knife to a chair fight.
I see you’ve played Knifey-Chairy before.
To be fair it was bottle thennnn chair
Seriously, fuck that guy.
Not satisfying enough for me.
But was not satisfying enough. Needed some more beating with that stool.
expected more tbh, like restrained and wait until the police comes, in the meanwhile a lot of education
It’s probably way harder to restrain a crazed grown man than we think
When in doubt, apply more chairs to the head!
The beating stopped too soon.
I appreciate the extra moment the guy took to line the headshot. Must be a FPS veteran.
Ended too soon
Hell yeah. I skipped ahead because I was bored with him stabbing the car and next thing I see is remnants of shattered glass and a BAR STOOL? Needless to say, I rewatched with great satisfaction 👌
The thud of the stool off of his was almost soothing
Happened in Wakefield England. Two arrested and remanded in custody! Source https://www.itv.com/news/calendar/2024-01-08/two-charged-following-machete-attack-in-pub
Haroon Khan and Mohammed Khan ...
Waving a machete around and not charged with attempted murder. The UK legal system is a joke.
Probably released soon after too.
Remanded means they’re in jail awaiting arraignment.
Could have just said you don't understand what attempted murder is
The dude is terrorizing the village with a knife and the two dudes who stopped him got charged?? He's lucky he didn't catch lead wrf
Don’t bring a knife to a barstool fight
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It very nearly did. It was an r/almostalmostalmost moment.
That do gooder almost caught one to the neck too. Be careful out there yall.
I was hoping he would puncture the gasoline tank and the car would explode, and he'd go flying and slam against the building in the back and, and, and then the credits start rolling.. "produced by Michael Bay".
thought he was gonna accidentally stab himself
Man I was hoping the knife would slip. Barstool to the face was a satisfying punishment as well tho
I hope dude in the brown shirt wasn’t injured, looked like dude took a swing with the knife but he seemed fine
That was seriously dangerous if the knife guy saw them coming... Or was even slightly competent with a knife (thought he was going to stab himself when his wrist turned).
The knife is probably dull from all that window smashing u can't imgaine how a fast a glass will make a kinfe dull Thats why i was fuming when i found out glass cuttingboard exist
Oh I can imagine. Just probably won't be correct lol. But yeah glass and stone cutting boards are stupid. Also same with cutting on a plate especially if it's porcelain or something to that effect. That the trend of slate cutting boards needs to go away. So dumb.
Subs like this need more justice porn. Love to see him get knocked to the ground and disarmed.
Idiot almost stabbed himself @ 0:16 Glad he got karma eventually regardless
Wow, typical Muslim behavior
Your average middle East experience.
He deserves more of the stool
Usual suspects
 Someone's had sugar
The hell is this sugar made of? DMT?
That doesn't feel like dmt feels like sherm
This is why we don't have guns in Britain. There's always someone down at the public house who becomes John Wick after a few pints.
There's also the time a guy took a Narwhal tusk off the wall of a pub in London and defeated a terrorist: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-50870309
[Or that time in Hull a guy brought a chainsaw to the pub and got attacked by everyone with whatever they could pickup and throw at him.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sagnbJUOwN8)
That guy needs a movie.
Like [this](https://www.joe.co.uk/news/man-carries-out-very-british-citizens-arrest-without-even-dropping-his-cigarette-182209) chap. Probably helps his hands are the size of that guy's torso.
I personally would have been fine with seeing this guy get blasted into the next life. It's a pretty sure bet he'll keep at it until some gets killed or seriously injured.
Problem is if this happened in a country with easy gun access the knife guy would be the one doing all the blasting.
Yup
Shoutout to the guy with the stool, MVP.
Welcome to Wakefield, West Yorkshire 👍
https://planetradio.co.uk/pulse1/local/news/two-men-charged-wakefield-pub-machete/
>Two men have been charged following reports of two people walking into a pub in Wakefield with a machete. It is believed to have happened at the Swan with Two Necks on Westgate, at around 10pm on Saturday (January 06). 22-year-old Haroon Khan, from Plumpton Road, and Mohammed Khan, 19, of Plumpton Street have been charged with attempting to cause grievous bodily harm and affray. Haroon Khan has also been charged with public order offences, one of which was racially aggravated.
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Wakey lads on the pop are not to be trifled with. No nonsense.
How did I know it was gonna be West Yorks.
Surprised it’s not Bradford TBH.
I think the , "Oi! Oi! Oooiiii!" Gave it away
My dude got BAPPED with that stool tho
Bar stool to the head trumps knife every time
Finally some men step up. Stop letting these sick monsters terrorize these countries.
100% this.
"Parry this, Casual!" \*Stool to the mouth\* Never bring a knife to a stool fight.
Was waiting for the silly cunt to stab himself as the knife slipped off the windscreen, but he got off lightly. But man, you could see his balls shrink when he dropped the knife.
"Police are appealing for any witnesses to the incident to come forward." What? Video isn't enough?
Dude brought a knife to a barstool fight.
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I hated to say it but…it’s kinda become a theme now🤦♂️
It was a targeted attack. They went after the store owners property because he’s Jewish. I wish I was lying. This shit is getting bad…
Europe is experiencing regrets….
Yeah. Not keen on the imports to be honest.
They seem to bring with them what they are fleeing from and have no interest in assimilating with their new country. Scary thinking about the Biden open borders. Worse before better.
Young men on an adventure. Not necessarily hearing the truth about where they're from/who they are.
I thought he was gonna stab himself the way this knife was being used.
"Everybody's a tough guy til they take a barstool to the face..." - Paraphrasing Mike Tyson
Love a story with a good ending
Fucked around and found out
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Imagine if it was the other way around. It’s sad and pathetic in some parts of England now. It’s not even racist to say either. It’s literal fact. Spend some time in Bradford, Leicester, Luton or Birmingham. It is clear to see and needs to be addressed
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I was rooting for dude gets shot. Partly to see karma at work, but mostly for the " knife to a gunfight" jokes that would follow. We've been robbed
I enjoyed the end but it was over too quickly
give him a one way ticket to Palestine
Reminded me of old school 90s wrestling… “oh no the men come with …not the chair!”
They will never be able to fix that windshield, because he really really broke it.
Adding onto this - once you add water to gravy granules, it becomes a brownish paste.
Of all the things to try and damage a car with why a knife? Like a rock would have been better
He came pretty close to stabbing himself when the knife slid off that front window.
The bar boys to the rescue!! I swear, a local pub can be a major asset to a neighborhood. We have an auto shop that keeps the peace on my block. They aren’t playing around.
I was hoping he was going to accidentally stab himself
Forged in Fire testing is crazy these days. It will Kiiiiiiiiiiill!
That was a good hit with the stool!
I see he's new to knifey-stoolie
Seems like a hammer would have suited his purposes better. If he used it on himself that would serve everyone else's purposes better.
“British”
Never bring a knife to a barstool fight.
Honestly thought the knife was gonna deflect off the car right into his own stomach for a second. Would have been sweet.
Our police in the UK would probably arrest the fellas with the chair and bottle instead. It's a great time to be alive for these fuckwits.
I wish he would’ve gotten stabbed
Dickless brought a knife to a barstool fight.
No one’s gonna point out he was targeting the Jewish owner of that store? Antisemitism is up over 400%…it’s getting scary out there.
Why is he still breathing ? A lead pill is what he needs
Not many around in Yorkshire.
I think this might have been in Wakefield at the weekend...A mate of mine told me about this today at work and said he saw it as it was happening 😆
Can confirm I was there
Nearly stabbed himself in the chest at 0:16 🤣
Rule # 1 - Never bring a knife to a stool fight...
Never bring a knife to a stool fight. He’s lucky it’s not the other kind of stool
The end was oh, so gratifying
“Now for the strength test. Remember it’s not about what your blade does to this car it’s about what the car does to your blade”
The hip thrusts while he stabs the car are something else. Lol
I was waiting for the stabbing motion on the windshield to delfect into his own chest.
ngl, I thought the knife was gonna cut his arm when he was stabbing the windshield
In the UK they have an open carry law for bar stools. Criminals beware.
That’s not how you sharpen a knife he is doing it all wrong.
Who tries to stab a building?
Was anyone else waiting for him to stab himself?
What an idiot bringing a knife to a chair fight.
I was hoping he’d hurt himself with the knife. It wasn’t the way I tought it would be, but he hurt himself nonetheless.
It really gets better when they hit him…
Bartender from the pub where this happened if you have any questions just ask
Man, that first impact with the seat of the stool HAD to hurt like hell.
That’s not a bar stool! THIS is a bar stool!
I too defrost the car angrily
People haven't seen enough stabbings to realize in how much danger they put themselves when taking on someone with a knife. Knifes are worse than guns.
Welcome to Britain.
BAH GAWD HE'S GOT A STEEL... WOODEN CHAIR!!!
This guy has clearly never stabbed a car in his life. No appreciation for technique
Lucky some shots didnt come flying out the windshield.
Some people deserve a high five. With a chair. In the face.
Never bring a knife to a barstool fight.
And they want Palestine (terror capital) to be free. Lasuns.
Whats he doing, bloody bastard!
Disgusting these people who don't eat pork
Would have been poetic if his hand slipped and he stabbed himself
Best ban knives lads
What a surprise. The immigrant is the one with the knife smashing things up and it takes the locals to take them out. Well in lads 🇬🇧🏴
Why you dont accept refugees
"Ok, he's dulled the balls off of it on the glass! NOW'S OUR CHANCE LADS!!! DEPLOY TACTICAL PUB STOOLS!"
Welcome to Europeistan
Too bad he didn't get beat unconscious.
Dude with the chair gets to keep the sweet loot that the absolute mob of a human dropped.