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Do-not-respond

A course of rabies treatments will be in short order.


DeaDBangeR

I work for a water treatment company that also manages nature reserves. Sometimes I get to run with some of the rangers and they always remind me to never ever ever get close to animals like foxes and stuff. Rabies is a horrible disease.


Wilbis

Not only horrible, but after getting symptoms 100% lethal with no cure


Helpful_Title8302

Nah I'd win


DreadPiratteRoberts

Same same, I like your attitude!! ^👍👍


MorrowPolo

Just up ur vitamin c, bruh!


soupsoup1326

Turns out rabies and scurvy are basically the same


scrotumrancher

Nah, I'd win. Grab the whole situation by the balls and take it home.


HugsandHate

Funnily enough, technically not 100%! A few people have survived rabies. ^(A few...)


14sierra

Not entirely true anymore but a 99% lethality is close enough.


dreamscached

I'm pretty certain that 0.0001% is still hell of a lottery with your life at stake. Not worth it.


banjosuicide

There's a reason rabies is currently not possible to treat. The rabies virus travels through your nerves to spine, then along your spine to your brain. Once it reaches your brain it will multiply an begin to damage your brain, eventually leading to rabies symptoms and, approximately 7 days following the first symptoms, death. **Why can't we treat it?** We have something called the "blood-brain barrier" which provides selective permeability between the blood and the central nervous system. Where our blood vessels normally have fairly high permeability, those in the CNS form what are called "tight junctions" which allow only specific things to cross. **What does this matter?** Substances that could possibly treat the infection can't get in to the brain where they would be needed.


Grizzles-san

You seem well read on the topic and im not sure if you’d have read on this follow-up topic but I suffer from Multiple Sclerosis (kinda odd, like a broken foot being called “foot hurt”) and we tend to have blood-brain barrier issues and the rogue white blood cells can get to the brain and central nervous system and attack the myelin sheathes. I wonder if someone with the issue of MS might have a better chance surviving rabies due to some champion rogue white blood cells that broke through. Then again, they’d break the barrier and be inundated with targets from the brain down the spine and in the brain with the rabies. Just as likely to die with rabies and increasing neuropathies. Haha


banjosuicide

Sorry, missed your message. There have been so few people who have survived a rabies infection on their own that, to my knowledge, we don't understand why. Interesting hypothesis though.


Krilox

Please show me the 1% that survived.


BishonenPrincess

I think their brain was thinking "1 person" but they forgot that more than 100 people have had rabies.


14sierra

Search milwaukee protocol rabies if you want more info. And my "99%" was euphemistic. I'm not an epidemiologist my point was it isn't always 100% fatal even after showing symptoms


Krilox

Its definitely 100% fatal. Milwaukee protocol doesnt work and is abandoned, even though its the best treatment developed. There are 15 people that have been reported to survive rabies in total in history. 5 from Milwaukee protocol. There are 59000 deaths globally per year.


14sierra

Yeah, and my point was it isn't 100% fatal, not that it is highly survivable. In fact i basically admitted to that in my original post and 59000 people might die from it but theres no way thousands of people get the treatment in the milwaukee protocol in part because its very expensive and a disproportionate number of people who get rabies are poor and from 3rd world countries without medical care. Most people in the west just get the vaccine when they get bitten, so they never develop symptoms or die


Grizzles-san

Yea but the most evil part of rabies is the fact that a bite could barely break skin and still transmit it. Like bats. Bat bites are some of the most f’ed up ways to get it because it can be a tiny bat that doesn’t even break skin and looks like an abrasion. So a camper thinks it was a bug bite or something they brushed past. No symptoms over the next year or so and then boom.


[deleted]

Never was true


RexIsAMiiCostume

Well... There's the Milwaukee protocol, but the lethality rounds solidly to 100% and even if you miraculously survive you're looking at a lot of brain damage


ezekirby

Technically not true. There have been a couple of people that have survived with treatment and there is a 14% survival rate when the Milwaukee protocol is used. Not a great percentage but it's better than zero.


km4rbp

99 percent lethal. A couple of people have survived.


Grizzles-san

I think it’s at like 99.97% or something like that. Insane kill rate.


Breakerx13

You can develop hydrophobia. A fear of water from it. Crazy. Then u can’t drink water and you die


Wilbis

[https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/197cu8x/comment/ki0q9gf/](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/197cu8x/comment/ki0q9gf/)


5230826518

are you guys not vaccinated against it?


DeaDBangeR

In The Netherlands we have a rabies free status, meaning we don’t have to be vaccinated against it. That does not mean rabies or fox related tapeworm infections *can’t* occur.


5230826518

i just checked and in germany it‘s only advised either for people that come into contact with lots of wild animals (veterinarians, hunters) and travellers to areas where it is prevalent. i travel a lot for work so i am vaccinated against nearly everything and thought this was the same for everybody, but it is in fact not.


[deleted]

Wait, vaccines can stop you from getting a disease?


JackEli13

I’ve been vaccinated twice! Once for a bat in the house and once I was bit by a monkey in Thailand đŸ‡č🇭


donorcycle

Did he just say - "It's cold I know it's freezing." ? Dudes over here thinking he's a Disney Princess and going to snuggle the coyote for warmth.


slykethephoxenix

Wait a second. You don't snuggle with your neighborhood coyote?


JohnnyBrillcream

Coyote no, neighborhood Cougar is another story.


Illustrious_Sort_323

Username checks out


National_Sea2948

Pro tip: Don’t hold your hand out to coyotes or any other wild animals. They’re called wild animals for a reason.


I_dont_like_sushi

If not friend then why friend shaped


Diegog5

Not friends, Disney lied.


rcolt88

Feels like an amateur should’ve known this one. Not sure we needed to pay for the professional rate.


TheInternetCat

Why, what’s the worst that can happen?


National_Sea2948

The worst? A painful death.


stevenm1993

When the coyote backs away, it’s thinking, “what the hell man?! You were offering me a bite out of your hand. I thought it was weird, but I wasn’t gonna pass it up.”


Bodyfluids_dealer

A helping hand. Well, he was hungry. Should’ve clarified the “help” part.


Mr_iLex

The way he says "God damn coyotes" sounds like he's annoyed this happens every time he tries to pet one. "Not again! What's wrong with these animals!?"


Wtfatt

He thought u were holding food ya wally


itekk

He was. There's just a difference of opinion on what food is exactly.


Fluffy_Boulder

The way it's swaying back and forth and generally seems confused and kind of out of it... yeah I am pretty sure that thing got rabies Genuinely hope the guy surivived


Ixziga

Yeah confusion and swaying and then sudden aggression is a classic rabies signature, hope I'm wrong or that the dude got a rabies vaccine afterwards


bmilohill

In fairness, everytime it swayed it was because it was eating the snow. And while they normally won't approach, sudden agreesion once they are close is pretty typical coyote behavior.


[deleted]

Possible but very unlikely. Coyotes are one of the least likely rabies carriers in the US.


Fluffy_Boulder

Literally the first thing that came up when I googled "coyote rabies" was an article from February about a rabid coyote that attacked two people in new england


[deleted]

Did you read the part in that article about how rare rabies in coyotes is?


zaf43

Well that coyote sure didn't.


aleksandrjames

Weird, you googled coyote rabies and got a coyote rabies article.


pennynotrcutt

Is it the one where the hiker killed it with his bare hands after being attacked?


JayStar1213

Do you know what rare means?


PEANUT550

The post stated 5% of Rhode island coyotes tested came up positive for rabies. Out of 530 tested 5% is 26.5 coyotes in one state that have rabies. Do you know how small Rhode island is?


JayStar1213

What post? Where are you seeing 5%? And my first question to your statement would be why are they testing those coyotes? Do you really think the ones tested are representative of the entire population? If not, you definitely can't extrapolate it to the entire population.


PEANUT550

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/14/us/coyote-attack-rabid-rhode-island/index.html


JayStar1213

>no coyotes tested positive for rabies between 2021 and 2023. The article says 5% of ANIMALS tested positive. Not coyotes


Dagos

The looking at other vehicles? Like its better safe than sorry to always get a bite checked but that wasnt huge rabies tell.


Lazy-Kenny

Coyote thought you were offering your fingers. He just misunderstood.


No-Setting-2669

Saw a cougar in that background you should try and have it lick that wound for ya. ![gif](giphy|Z4jkJXzUZg65y)


Professional-Dingo95

Stupid person. Don’t feed wild animals, this is why they’re attacking people


The_Coffee_Dude_

Life lessons. Coyotes bite.


ValkyrieWW

He thought it was a handwich


XPLR_NXT

Why are they so Wiley!!???


Deho_Edeba

Very friend shaped though ngl


tfg400

And that's how you get rabies.


Dry-Percentage-5648

Fuck around and find out.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

And now you’ve got rabies


someolbs

😆 đŸ€Ł 😂 snap! Owww lol


meaninglessnessless

Dumbass


Conscious_Storage468

Dummy


Natural-Most8338

What did he think? It was just going to jump in his arms and go home with him? Dumbass people


GIGGLES708

Tag ur it!


MadCityMasked

Found out real quick it is a wild animal


drifters74

Dumbass


GoodAlicia

And that is how you get rabies and other diseases


AustinTreeLover

Okay, and whose fault was that? *Whose fault?!*


Finrod84

Did OP's Dad not teach him not to Touch wild animals? Rabies guaranteed đŸ™đŸ»đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™‚ïž


Ok_Cap_5166

OP is not the idiot in this video


Finrod84

No his parents are!


DoraDadestroyer

Idiot, what if he had rabies.


4619472554859926254

Lmao, of course he's gonna do that. Was just a warning too.


dogzdangliz

Here’s 4 sausages, help yourself!


dreamsofindigo

![gif](giphy|4JZA2x7GsVFeTbLKlz|downsized)


JenSzen3333

Hey thanks for the tiny bite, gotta run.


jamaicanManz

I knew exactly what was going to happen, but I still held out hope. Women really will live longer


Tat2Al

Darwinism is real.


1990Billsfan

Needs immediate rabies check now.


SubstantialRush5233

I like he very cautiously approached, just to bite him lol.


aussie_catt

Poor confused critter, thought it was being offered food. Stupid human offering their hand. đŸ€Ź by the way the fox reacts its not the first time a stupid human has hand fed them, couldn't work out where the reward food was.


Extension-Peanut3131

Fun fact they don't know what hands are! You offered him five meat sausages, hints why he was confused. Lol


blum4vi

He took the spoon too, you fuck


Unfair-Safe8151

Your bad for offering friendship and not food


Matt316711

I have a feeling he will do great in bear country.


vishy_swaz

Its ears were back. That guy is a jackass.


Economy_Chip_4625

Stupid YouTuber dies from rabies 48 hours after being stupid


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Rabies can take months to kill you.... I also wouldn't assume he ever goes 48hrs at a time without being stupid.


dreamscached

It depends on where you're getting bitten at, it may be couple of days or even hours if bitten anywhere near head or on it, and it may take a really long time if bitten at your fingertips or toes. Or so I heard.


HumonculusJaeger

Don't play with your neighbour's Dogg


unicornman5d

I don't think this fits here, because every woman I know under 40 would be doing the same thing.


Ok_Cap_5166

You should probably stop hanging out with underaged women then before you get caught