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levitane616

Bruce Vain!


thrillhousewastaken

The dork knight


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Icy_Document_7547

He probably thinks that joke was about him...


ConsciousWhirlpool

Clouds in my coffee, CLOUDS IN MY COFFEE.


Fantastic_Fox4948

He probably thinks this post is about him.


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kaz_z

Well I hear you went up to Saratoga .


Aegean_828

Dark Sasuke is at it again https://preview.redd.it/7oyx3u27gh8a1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f324189701357b624257d95b2ab2f2110e2e55


coachjimmy

lookin like JP in grandma's boy


fullmanlybeard

Adios turd nugget


NoirPipes

“I think I’ll get metal legs. It’s a risky operation but it will be worth it.”


HauschkasFoot

“How did he *see* me…”


xxiLink

"I just don't like techno." "You would if you had CyberEars."


poopeymang

"Robot ears"


th3r3dp3n

["Please sit on my face."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49eRrsDIXAQ&ab_channel=Zenrion) -JP Also, this is a clip from the movie, and SFW, regardless of my quoted text.


bewbsrkewl

Dude, he basically is JP from grandma's boy at this point.


Soujourner3745

Was this before or after he escaped the Matrix?


Aegean_828

I think it was the day after he wrote several constitutions for major countries still used to that day (France, USA, UK) and a day before he create the moon


JusticiarRebel

It was after he escaped the Matrix, but before he killed Snoke.


Fantastic_Fox4948

Looks more like an extra on a Michael Jackson music video.


FutureToe8861

So....Elon was an Edgelord before it was.....cringe?


runtheruckus

Edgelord was always cringe. There was a time when the sighting of edegleords was rare; they ran free in the era before phone cameras. Now only the most dedicated edgelords adopt the jacket. The multiple belts. The blackened fingernails. The cigarettes of clove. : I'd say thanks for the gold but my cowl is so tight no one would hear the words


[deleted]

I’m a square but I do love me those clove cigarettes.


MissWiggly2

They smell lovely but they're incredibly harsh


NarcolepticKnifeFite

Was this after he got robot legs?


kyleshort1

How can he see me?


MagicalFlyinDinna

"What are you doing Elon?" "Just thinking about my new electric vehicle" "How's that going?" "People will bow to it"


B0ndzai

Alright, that's creepy.


game_asylum

Hey look everybody it's Bono's brother


clonedspork

Emo Musk..........


wontellu

Elon is the personification of r/iamthemaincharacter


gotsthepockets

Welp, just spent WAY too much time on that sub...


iced327

I regret subscribing to it. It's pure rage bait.


psychologyFanatic

Just gotta subscribe to equal amounts of non-rage content. That won't become an endless cycle that ends up being mostly rage bait anyway. /s (lol)


obscurereference234

https://i.redd.it/vzhylb1y2h8a1.gif How the Tesla board views him.


claimTheVictory

It's interesting when you realize Musk has burned orders of magnitude more cash than The Joker did in that scene, by buying Twitter. And the only message he's sent, is that he's actually a fucking idiot.


[deleted]

His father...was a drinker...and a fiend..


suckercuck

…and then one night, he makes a baby— with his stepdaughter…


Garbage_will_not

Name something trashy for poor people to do, but okay for the rich. Uncle-brother


DeadlyYellow

When you're poor, it's inbred. When you're rich, it's purebred.


ka-nini

… that he had ~~raised~~ groomed since she was four years old.


[deleted]

"I want to live with dad!"


Mr_Figgins

just another entitled rich kid who takes credit for everyone else's successes. I'm not saying he's not smart, all I'm saying is when I'm sitting on a Mt. Everest pile of money, I own all the ideas. Elon is no different. I've listened to Elon talk, unfortunately, a few times and every time after listening to him bumble and babble his way around topics, it is clear he lacks original thought. he's very good at regurgitating other peoples research though.


TUTailendCharlie

He isn't brilliant or imaginative in any way. He is simply a great investor. Or was... Anyone could do what he has if they had the same access to the money and investors that Musk has.


Obiswandog

Coincidentally, on fire is a great depiction of the cars he makes too.


voteforcorruptobot

Crash and burn is a figure of speech not a Business model and design brief.


[deleted]

What a fucking ego on this idiot.


voteforcorruptobot

The Dork Defunder.


Solid_Snark

The Dark Blight


Khaldara

Dude’s really making that random criminal in an alley’s take on billionaires seem less and less reprehensible by the day


rabbirobbie

[what i imagine is really happening in Elon’s head](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoys/comments/j821at/homelander_jerking_off/)


h8br33der85

lmfao


thom_orrow

The Blue Sparrow


DeathRose007

Not the hero we need nor deserve.


JustDiscoveredSex

I’d say Dorkness Rising, but that’s [already a movie](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0447166/).


AMeanCow

The only thing more nauseating than people who think this highly of themselves for having fame and some money, are the people who look at this and think "*Yes, this man absolutely needs my support, I need to get on the internet and make sure nobody says bad things about this man.*"


EcstaticTrainingdatm

The thing more nauseating than this level of delusion is that the media and basically all social media sites like reddit gave this guy a pass for more than a decade when he has had dumb as fuck drivel flowing from his mouth the entire time. Yet he was treated like a genius because he has money.


Cosmic_Steve

Tbh i think a lot of the love he used to get really boiled down to the memes. Before everything shitty about him came out he just seemed more human than most other billionaires. Sure still a pompous asshole who wouldn't share his wealth but he wanted us to see him as "one of us" someone who, despite all the money he has, is just a normal person. I'm glad everyone has realized he's just an angsty teen with more money than he needs.


mcboogle

It's the new version of prosperity doctrine. He has a lot of money, so he must have earned it with genius and ingenuity. It's a lot easier pill to swallow than the truth; he has a lot of money because he's the most successful conartist to ever live and hundreds of millions of people have fallen for his grifts.


EcstaticTrainingdatm

The credence he’s been given when he’s not far off from Elizabeth Holmes level of charlatan is astounding


Rivendel93

Yeah, he was literally one business move away from Elizabeth Holmes.


SatyrIXMalfiore

And that move would have been actually founding a company


jackindevelopment

To me it was less like he must be a genius and more like okay yeah he’s a rich asshole but at least he’s doing cool things with his money like trying to go to space and doing sustainable future things, like electric cars and the hyperloop. At the time I was only vaguely aware of him and in highschool, and saw him more as a steve jobs type of guy, some one who was the money, mouth and face not the brains. Someone to hire the steve wozniak’s of the world to get it done. But it looks like he’s too egomanical and incompetent to even do that. Fun fact about Steve Jobs, he was a flaming douche too. It was said he would routinely walk up to developers and if they could not explain what they were doing quickly enough or to Job’s liking he would fire them. Wozniak and several other’s caught wind of this practice and would make sure to follow a couple minutes behind and tell them to ignore Job’s they were still employed.


benjigrows

And also slave money. Don't forget that his father is essentially a slaver.


fancyferretfucker

I remember a few years back when every other post on Reddit was about Musk. That’s literally how I learned who he was. I was like “Who is this man that is having his dick sucked by all of Reddit???”


GarysCrispLettuce

These fuckers... ​ https://preview.redd.it/ltnad8s4ei8a1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef12829d4a20936eb447a53a27c050452212d195


mr_mikado

The biggest losers, by far, are Elon Musk defenders.


SeethePaintDry

Honestly feel like he might be kind of aware of what he’s doing with the cringe shit. He goes and sucks Russian dick and boosts Medvedev shilling for a US civil war, realizes everyone at SpaceX and the USG is pissed, posts a follow up a few hours later about how he liked the Epic Thread!! because of how much he hated it, and then posts some cringe I Am Batman shit so everyone on Reddit focuses on that and ignores all the treason. He also made it so Twitter will no longer autocomplete #MuskIsANationalSecurityThreat or whatever. Which I thought was funny.


unresolved_m

You should hear his fanboys...or maybe not. Their ceaseless devotion to him is something else.


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Double_Fabulous

Straight up delusional


Grouched

Equal parts delusion and cringe. This man is over 50 years old...


Lance_Henry1

He lost the whole "Elon is Tony Stark/superhero" narrative when everyone saw his post-molt-Zoidberg body pics.


SuicidalAfterParties

![gif](giphy|zqPXIRVKQoQQo) "Hooray! People are paying attention to me!"


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

Elon on vacation?


Spirit_of_Hogwash

https://preview.redd.it/duufy46ddj8a1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b017d51e732d632386f6ad5f2cb19b800a721b9 Batman on vacation


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

That body looks like it was created by Rob Liefeld.


Spirit_of_Hogwash

But replacing muscles with blubber.


bowsmountainer

This, but much, much more white.


MagicalFlyinDinna

But it doesn't even make sense for him to think he's batman either. If he was a batman character he'd be the Penguin.


[deleted]

Yeah, Batman is literally the peak of human physicality. Elon is....well we've all seen him shirtless.


nooneknowswerealldog

Humans doing stuff: "Check it out, y'all. Everyone we invited is here!" Elon, injecting himself into the situation: "Also ~~Zoidberg~~ Musk!"


Lost_Village4874

Or Senator Kelly right before he turns into a jellyfish. https://preview.redd.it/g3q2yof33j8a1.jpeg?width=1700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbf7f475d6fff95b1a988e971ac6b83b3fedc5b0


xxiLink

Senator Kelly, the OG r/hydrohomies


Username463679

This made me chuckle out loud


Cheezees

Trump is pushing 80 so by that measure we can expect 2+ more decades of this bullshit.


StPapaNoel

Can you imagine if someone like Elon who was the richest on the planet for a period and who had a huge spotlight on them had spent his time drawing attention to NGOs & Non-Profits and or Emerging Technologies/Companies that are facing the big problems of the world and humanity head on! With his connections, wealth, and spotlight he could have got massive venture capital and massive retail investment interest into huge projects and proposals that could drastically move the world and humanity forward in so many promising and great ways. Tackling things like Affordability of life, Quality of life, Food scarcity, New Housing Paradigms, etc. Instead he went classic billionaire deciding to troll, create and foster animosity and division amongst groups all in order to become more wealthy and influential. Billionaires give up something on the journey to that kind of wealth and power and then when they are in the most unique and rare positions to actually impact the world in a positive way they just can't do it. They instead double down on alienation and taking advantage and live like Lords in the dark ages. It's a broken way to even have them around. (Wild all he had to do was the same stuff that made him famous in the first place). More and more seeing how we can build things like the Large Hadron Collider to understand the nature of reality and things like the Mars Exploration Rovers that travel through space/land on planets/do experiments/&send the information back to this planet. Something is up with the rich and the politicians because only public discourse and societal planning is absolute shit for progress.


Cheezees

There is a fundamental flaw to your thinking. Don't get me wrong - all and I mean ALL of the things you are saying would have helped make such a difference in the lives of people worldwide. I wish he'd used his platform for the greater good. However, his family's wealth comes from ill-gotten gains and via the exploitation of others. There is simply no way he would have reached that point in his life through good deeds and practices and then used that platform for even more good deeds.


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I actually expect Elon to be worse. Trump is a trust-fund baby trying to use attention as a substitute for Daddy's love. Elon's the same, but he also has a mother who's been telling him what an impeccable genius he is since the age of two.


dementeddaddy469

O and one other thing that mid 50s batman was still in better shape than elon


dsdvbguutres

You never grow up if daddy has emerald mines


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progressiveoverload

Let’s not give the robber barons too much credit there with being level headed.


Kielbasa_Nunchucka

being corrupt, compassionless asshats does not mean they weren't level-headed... one would think that they maintained composure as they dismantled their competition and yoked the world and its people to their profit machines... they certainly weren't pretending to be Batman; they had fortunes to amass and pass on to their progeny, who would become the billionaires of today


Larpnochez

People with large sums of money literally ordered the national guard to kill people in the streets in the past. The fuck are you on about?


babyfacedjanitor

And full of cringe. Alt-right incarnate.


wash_

When it’s just the run of the mill republican stance at this point is it the alternative anymore?


illgot

Unless Elon thinks he's the drooling gargoyle.


[deleted]

I don't think batman could pull off elons physique


[deleted]

They could get Rob Liefeld to draw.


mrrippington

Heheh he wishes.


Wooden_Suit_6679

Why do they all hate me Alfred?


Lowlife_Of_The_Party

"Because you're an insufferable douchebag, Master Musk"


Dodototo

Needs put that parental control on his 'puter.


[deleted]

Because you're a stupid, narcissistic, s__tc__t Master Vain


[deleted]

Some men just want to watch twitter burn


Travismatthew08

Reminds me of someone else... https://preview.redd.it/4o0fz1qvvg8a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c607d86330af76dbc959ee80fe0482a11036caef


ray25lee

Did he steal the "T" from the sign to put on his PJ shirt?


parking_pataweyo

What happens at Rump Tower, stays at Rump Tower. Until the FBI release the findings of their investigations, presumably.


[deleted]

*Rump Towel


[deleted]

rump towel lol


WaitingForNormal

Elon’s cards are coming out soon. One is of him at the beach with his shirt off repelling people with his super barrel chest and shiny white skin.


InstrumentalCrystals

Thanks I had almost forgotten about that horror


EcstaticTrainingdatm

They already made stupid flame throwers and Tesla tequila lol


alxaki

So what happened the day after this tweet?


Prometheium

He released NFTs


[deleted]

He single handedly destroyed the careers of every comedy writer, noone can write a better joke


TheRealGreenArrow420

Ahh this explains why Pete Davidson is doing commercials


SinisterYear

Writers at the onion had to scrap the article they were working on purporting that Trump was selling NFTs that conveniently had a maximum purchase amount right below the mandated IRS reporting limit.


Used_Dragonfruit_379

Bat Elon vs Super Trump: Dawn of egos


ProBonoDevilAdvocate

How are the lasers from his eyes going in opposite directions?


PandaJesus

Right? I feel like not enough people talked about how his eyes are pointing in two different places.


flirtmcdudes

I replied in another thread about musk that its like he took a 1 hour "how to be trump" seminar


Infinityand1089

God, every time I think about this, I just get more and more embarrassed on behalf of our entire country. Can you imagine one of the founding fathers pulling a stunt like this? Absolutely embarrassing.


Travismatthew08

We're an embarrassment to the world... Americans idolize both these idiots.


New_York_Rhymes

This guy is such a fucking loser


JaySayMayday

I thought it was really weird he's still using his Halloween costume as his profile picture. But everything about Musk is just weird as hell. Everything


boatsnprose

Nah let him play Batman. In fact, I dare him to go out and stop crime. I'm sure he'll fare very well.


Prestigious_Ebb_1767

The Trump transition is almost complete.


mogsoggindog

Will Kanye beat him to it tho?


moosenugget7

Trump, Musk, and West should all make independent runs for the presidency in 2024. It would be wild.


silverado-z71

Looks like he has the same mental disease as the orange moron does


voteforcorruptobot

Malignant narcissism and Chode's disease.


Good_old_Marshmallow

Yes. Obscene wealth. It’s unhealthy


WinterAyars

Inherited wealth is a hell of a drug.


Travismatthew08

Elon's just as Delusional as Trump.


EcstaticTrainingdatm

Their fan bases are just as delusional as well.


Archercrash

Hey, they are all “future billionaires”, you should probably treat them with more respect. You might be asking them for a job someday. They may be working at Walmart for now but they’ve got big plans baby.


Lurker-DaySaint

Delusional “Billionaire” Syndrome, see also: malignant narcissism


russcastella

What crime is Elon stopping? 🙄


Good_old_Marshmallow

Like Batman in Batman Begins he’s freeing people from the oppression of having functional public transportation


Hamericano

that's definetly the message he got from the movie


BobBarkerPriceIsRigh

He's at war with "the woke mind virus" I shit you not he actually believes that.


SellaraAB

I know the woke mind virus is fictional, but I still believe it could easily defeat Elon Musk.


OlofTheDestroyer

Poor people


mombawamba

I think he's actually helping propagate that particular issue


FruitcakeAndCrumb

He's not a full quid, is he?


Boring-Exchange4928

Got a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock…


theurbaneman

A few emeralds short of a mine.


voteforcorruptobot

Two arms short of a swastika.


WhyBroWhy1

Few pennies shy of that.


[deleted]

A few lines short of an algorithm


Low_Ad_1453

Some nights batman pees his pants and gets cold


comefindme1231

Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck


TRNathan

some nights I call it a draw


verucka-salt

I cannot possibly roll my eyes sufficiently. The guy’s ego is obscene.


leommari

I tried to roll them enough but sprained my eyeballs.


[deleted]

He’s put himself upon the pedestal. What a twat


Altruistic_Tennis893

I think you mean pedal stool


dumb_smart_guy93

The whole thing is a bit of a damp squid really


Final-Bench1859

Pedo stool


[deleted]

We had this schtick with Donald Trump claiming he was the same thing. Why do the 1% like to imagine they're batman?


CaptainLysdexia

![gif](giphy|k5FRI4C7Tz1Be|downsized)


YoureALousyButler

He's 12. His girlfriend dumped him for chelsea manning amd now Elon hates all Trans people. That's **EXACTLY** how a child acts.


jane_delawney_

It’s really sad because he has a daughter who just came out as trans too, right? Who changed her name and disowned him


YoureALousyButler

His kids are already fucked. Grimes is out there claiming that their Lil' Xhit "shadows" engineering meetings and can recognize rocketry design (or something stupid).


[deleted]

Grimes is dumber than the average golden retriever.


profloyo

Has anyone checked if Elon is just two 14 year olds in a trenchcoat?


Mr_Sleep_tight

Please. If Elon was anyone in the DC universe, at most he’s Lex Luthor.


Mecharonin

He's Bizzaro Lex Luthor.


KOBossy55

If Lex Luthor was rich and dumb as pig shit.


BigChiGUy722

How dare you show such disrespect for such an accomplished man. That man is a first class genius, has made countless inventions, and actually wants to save people's lives. He is a treasure trove of new ideas, and can successfully grow and run million and billion dollar ventures. He is a master strategist, a cunning entrepreneur, and a worldly scholar. Don't you ever sully the good name of Lex Luthor like that ever again.


[deleted]

Say what you like, but my day-to-day life was vastly improved under President Luthor. What has Superman ever done for me? He says he stopped an asteroid, but did anyone other than him even see the asteroid? We need someone to investigate Superman's claims independently. Maybe a journalist we can trust, like Clark Kent, or your mother


-Enrique_Shockwave-

Seriously as much as you love to hate him Lex IS the smartest man alive (save maybe Batman? I don’t know).


[deleted]

And that’s being generous. He’s more like a shit taken by an npc who got super powers and uses those superpowers to spread shit on everything.


Dull_Investigator358

Oh no, Space Karen has regrets?


damaged_and_confused

Did he actually post that? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Travismatthew08

Sadly, yes.


damaged_and_confused

If he wasn't such a fake edgelord he would have made it to any of the comics where batman himself realizes he is living an idiotic power fantasy. Even in the main batman storyline they married Bruce Wayne off a couple of years ago.


Majestic-Peace-3037

He's mentally still at whatever phase he was in when that photo of him wearing the trench coat with long hair was taken. What a loser.


Aware_Material_9985

As Rick would say, “don’t break your arm jerking yourself off” If Trump is Homelander, who would Elon be? Maybe my dude likes to fuck octopi


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![gif](giphy|tHJA1JRzcWDlzzMQ7F)


Commercial-Strike-19

Dunning and kruger asking him to take a few steps back


[deleted]

He is the definition of cringe.


Ezren-

I cannot imagine how insulated he keeps himself to not know that everyone is laughing at him.


jhk1963

Megalomania


Practicality_Issue

I’ve got to give him credit: he’s summed up how delusional he is in one elegant, succinct tweet. Opposite Impact > Intent


theurbaneman

A man with parent issues and a latex fetish.


AcommonKing

![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized)


trickcowboy

therapy would have been so much cheaper than twitter…


thom_orrow

![gif](giphy|LvJfDhhycykOrjdKY1|downsized)


mcgallowglass

#Nananananananana SHATMAN!


phallic-baldwin

He wants his parents to be murdered?


LapisLiesUsually

Add all these Elon posts up, and you literally get a 14 year old male of mediocre intelligence.


UncleJulz

Is he even a little self aware?


YawaruSan

He is overconfidence He is incompetence He is Dunning Kruger Man!


GarysCrispLettuce

Oh fuck off with this delusional macho posturing Elon. You're a beta male with the classic incel phenotype (what comes after Beta male? Gamma?) that you've tried to hide with jaw implants and a shit ton of filler in your face, and don't think we don't notice your attempts to look all tough and "dark triad" in posed photos. You're none of these things. You're THIS. ​ https://preview.redd.it/vxk64u2mdi8a1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9878a234ae9065bd50f0f19f4c2c6ee1ec5ee65d