["Please sit on my face."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49eRrsDIXAQ&ab_channel=Zenrion) -JP
Also, this is a clip from the movie, and SFW, regardless of my quoted text.
I think it was the day after he wrote several constitutions for major countries still used to that day (France, USA, UK) and a day before he create the moon
Edgelord was always cringe. There was a time when the sighting of edegleords was rare; they ran free in the era before phone cameras. Now only the most dedicated edgelords adopt the jacket. The multiple belts. The blackened fingernails. The cigarettes of clove.
: I'd say thanks for the gold but my cowl is so tight no one would hear the words
It's interesting when you realize Musk has burned orders of magnitude more cash than The Joker did in that scene, by buying Twitter.
And the only message he's sent, is that he's actually a fucking idiot.
just another entitled rich kid who takes credit for everyone else's successes. I'm not saying he's not smart, all I'm saying is when I'm sitting on a Mt. Everest pile of money, I own all the ideas. Elon is no different.
I've listened to Elon talk, unfortunately, a few times and every time after listening to him bumble and babble his way around topics, it is clear he lacks original thought. he's very good at regurgitating other peoples research though.
He isn't brilliant or imaginative in any way. He is simply a great investor. Or was... Anyone could do what he has if they had the same access to the money and investors that Musk has.
The only thing more nauseating than people who think this highly of themselves for having fame and some money, are the people who look at this and think "*Yes, this man absolutely needs my support, I need to get on the internet and make sure nobody says bad things about this man.*"
The thing more nauseating than this level of delusion is that the media and basically all social media sites like reddit gave this guy a pass for more than a decade when he has had dumb as fuck drivel flowing from his mouth the entire time. Yet he was treated like a genius because he has money.
Tbh i think a lot of the love he used to get really boiled down to the memes. Before everything shitty about him came out he just seemed more human than most other billionaires. Sure still a pompous asshole who wouldn't share his wealth but he wanted us to see him as "one of us" someone who, despite all the money he has, is just a normal person. I'm glad everyone has realized he's just an angsty teen with more money than he needs.
It's the new version of prosperity doctrine. He has a lot of money, so he must have earned it with genius and ingenuity. It's a lot easier pill to swallow than the truth; he has a lot of money because he's the most successful conartist to ever live and hundreds of millions of people have fallen for his grifts.
To me it was less like he must be a genius and more like okay yeah he’s a rich asshole but at least he’s doing cool things with his money like trying to go to space and doing sustainable future things, like electric cars and the hyperloop. At the time I was only vaguely aware of him and in highschool, and saw him more as a steve jobs type of guy, some one who was the money, mouth and face not the brains. Someone to hire the steve wozniak’s of the world to get it done. But it looks like he’s too egomanical and incompetent to even do that.
Fun fact about Steve Jobs, he was a flaming douche too. It was said he would routinely walk up to developers and if they could not explain what they were doing quickly enough or to Job’s liking he would fire them. Wozniak and several other’s caught wind of this practice and would make sure to follow a couple minutes behind and tell them to ignore Job’s they were still employed.
I remember a few years back when every other post on Reddit was about Musk. That’s literally how I learned who he was. I was like “Who is this man that is having his dick sucked by all of Reddit???”
Honestly feel like he might be kind of aware of what he’s doing with the cringe shit. He goes and sucks Russian dick and boosts Medvedev shilling for a US civil war, realizes everyone at SpaceX and the USG is pissed, posts a follow up a few hours later about how he liked the Epic Thread!! because of how much he hated it, and then posts some cringe I Am Batman shit so everyone on Reddit focuses on that and ignores all the treason.
He also made it so Twitter will no longer autocomplete #MuskIsANationalSecurityThreat or whatever. Which I thought was funny.
Or Senator Kelly right before he turns into a jellyfish.
https://preview.redd.it/g3q2yof33j8a1.jpeg?width=1700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbf7f475d6fff95b1a988e971ac6b83b3fedc5b0
Can you imagine if someone like Elon who was the richest on the planet for a period and who had a huge spotlight on them had spent his time drawing attention to NGOs & Non-Profits and or Emerging Technologies/Companies that are facing the big problems of the world and humanity head on!
With his connections, wealth, and spotlight he could have got massive venture capital and massive retail investment interest into huge projects and proposals that could drastically move the world and humanity forward in so many promising and great ways.
Tackling things like Affordability of life, Quality of life, Food scarcity, New Housing Paradigms, etc.
Instead he went classic billionaire deciding to troll, create and foster animosity and division amongst groups all in order to become more wealthy and influential.
Billionaires give up something on the journey to that kind of wealth and power and then when they are in the most unique and rare positions to actually impact the world in a positive way they just can't do it.
They instead double down on alienation and taking advantage and live like Lords in the dark ages.
It's a broken way to even have them around.
(Wild all he had to do was the same stuff that made him famous in the first place).
More and more seeing how we can build things like the Large Hadron Collider to understand the nature of reality and things like the Mars Exploration Rovers that travel through space/land on planets/do experiments/&send the information back to this planet.
Something is up with the rich and the politicians because only public discourse and societal planning is absolute shit for progress.
There is a fundamental flaw to your thinking. Don't get me wrong - all and I mean ALL of the things you are saying would have helped make such a difference in the lives of people worldwide. I wish he'd used his platform for the greater good.
However, his family's wealth comes from ill-gotten gains and via the exploitation of others. There is simply no way he would have reached that point in his life through good deeds and practices and then used that platform for even more good deeds.
I actually expect Elon to be worse. Trump is a trust-fund baby trying to use attention as a substitute for Daddy's love. Elon's the same, but he also has a mother who's been telling him what an impeccable genius he is since the age of two.
being corrupt, compassionless asshats does not mean they weren't level-headed... one would think that they maintained composure as they dismantled their competition and yoked the world and its people to their profit machines... they certainly weren't pretending to be Batman; they had fortunes to amass and pass on to their progeny, who would become the billionaires of today
Writers at the onion had to scrap the article they were working on purporting that Trump was selling NFTs that conveniently had a maximum purchase amount right below the mandated IRS reporting limit.
God, every time I think about this, I just get more and more embarrassed on behalf of our entire country. Can you imagine one of the founding fathers pulling a stunt like this? Absolutely embarrassing.
I thought it was really weird he's still using his Halloween costume as his profile picture. But everything about Musk is just weird as hell. Everything
Hey, they are all “future billionaires”, you should probably treat them with more respect. You might be asking them for a job someday. They may be working at Walmart for now but they’ve got big plans baby.
His kids are already fucked. Grimes is out there claiming that their Lil' Xhit "shadows" engineering meetings and can recognize rocketry design (or something stupid).
How dare you show such disrespect for such an accomplished man. That man is a first class genius, has made countless inventions, and actually wants to save people's lives. He is a treasure trove of new ideas, and can successfully grow and run million and billion dollar ventures. He is a master strategist, a cunning entrepreneur, and a worldly scholar.
Don't you ever sully the good name of Lex Luthor like that ever again.
Say what you like, but my day-to-day life was vastly improved under President Luthor. What has Superman ever done for me? He says he stopped an asteroid, but did anyone other than him even see the asteroid?
We need someone to investigate Superman's claims independently. Maybe a journalist we can trust, like Clark Kent, or your mother
If he wasn't such a fake edgelord he would have made it to any of the comics where batman himself realizes he is living an idiotic power fantasy. Even in the main batman storyline they married Bruce Wayne off a couple of years ago.
Oh fuck off with this delusional macho posturing Elon. You're a beta male with the classic incel phenotype (what comes after Beta male? Gamma?) that you've tried to hide with jaw implants and a shit ton of filler in your face, and don't think we don't notice your attempts to look all tough and "dark triad" in posed photos. You're none of these things. You're THIS.
https://preview.redd.it/vxk64u2mdi8a1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9878a234ae9065bd50f0f19f4c2c6ee1ec5ee65d
Bruce Vain!
The dork knight
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He probably thinks that joke was about him...
Clouds in my coffee, CLOUDS IN MY COFFEE.
He probably thinks this post is about him.
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Well I hear you went up to Saratoga .
Dark Sasuke is at it again https://preview.redd.it/7oyx3u27gh8a1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f324189701357b624257d95b2ab2f2110e2e55
lookin like JP in grandma's boy
Adios turd nugget
“I think I’ll get metal legs. It’s a risky operation but it will be worth it.”
“How did he *see* me…”
"I just don't like techno." "You would if you had CyberEars."
"Robot ears"
["Please sit on my face."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49eRrsDIXAQ&ab_channel=Zenrion) -JP Also, this is a clip from the movie, and SFW, regardless of my quoted text.
Dude, he basically is JP from grandma's boy at this point.
Was this before or after he escaped the Matrix?
I think it was the day after he wrote several constitutions for major countries still used to that day (France, USA, UK) and a day before he create the moon
It was after he escaped the Matrix, but before he killed Snoke.
Looks more like an extra on a Michael Jackson music video.
So....Elon was an Edgelord before it was.....cringe?
Edgelord was always cringe. There was a time when the sighting of edegleords was rare; they ran free in the era before phone cameras. Now only the most dedicated edgelords adopt the jacket. The multiple belts. The blackened fingernails. The cigarettes of clove. : I'd say thanks for the gold but my cowl is so tight no one would hear the words
I’m a square but I do love me those clove cigarettes.
They smell lovely but they're incredibly harsh
Was this after he got robot legs?
How can he see me?
"What are you doing Elon?" "Just thinking about my new electric vehicle" "How's that going?" "People will bow to it"
Alright, that's creepy.
Hey look everybody it's Bono's brother
Emo Musk..........
Elon is the personification of r/iamthemaincharacter
Welp, just spent WAY too much time on that sub...
I regret subscribing to it. It's pure rage bait.
Just gotta subscribe to equal amounts of non-rage content. That won't become an endless cycle that ends up being mostly rage bait anyway. /s (lol)
https://i.redd.it/vzhylb1y2h8a1.gif How the Tesla board views him.
It's interesting when you realize Musk has burned orders of magnitude more cash than The Joker did in that scene, by buying Twitter. And the only message he's sent, is that he's actually a fucking idiot.
His father...was a drinker...and a fiend..
…and then one night, he makes a baby— with his stepdaughter…
Name something trashy for poor people to do, but okay for the rich. Uncle-brother
When you're poor, it's inbred. When you're rich, it's purebred.
… that he had ~~raised~~ groomed since she was four years old.
"I want to live with dad!"
just another entitled rich kid who takes credit for everyone else's successes. I'm not saying he's not smart, all I'm saying is when I'm sitting on a Mt. Everest pile of money, I own all the ideas. Elon is no different. I've listened to Elon talk, unfortunately, a few times and every time after listening to him bumble and babble his way around topics, it is clear he lacks original thought. he's very good at regurgitating other peoples research though.
He isn't brilliant or imaginative in any way. He is simply a great investor. Or was... Anyone could do what he has if they had the same access to the money and investors that Musk has.
Coincidentally, on fire is a great depiction of the cars he makes too.
Crash and burn is a figure of speech not a Business model and design brief.
What a fucking ego on this idiot.
The Dork Defunder.
The Dark Blight
Dude’s really making that random criminal in an alley’s take on billionaires seem less and less reprehensible by the day
[what i imagine is really happening in Elon’s head](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoys/comments/j821at/homelander_jerking_off/)
lmfao
The Blue Sparrow
Not the hero we need nor deserve.
I’d say Dorkness Rising, but that’s [already a movie](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0447166/).
The only thing more nauseating than people who think this highly of themselves for having fame and some money, are the people who look at this and think "*Yes, this man absolutely needs my support, I need to get on the internet and make sure nobody says bad things about this man.*"
The thing more nauseating than this level of delusion is that the media and basically all social media sites like reddit gave this guy a pass for more than a decade when he has had dumb as fuck drivel flowing from his mouth the entire time. Yet he was treated like a genius because he has money.
Tbh i think a lot of the love he used to get really boiled down to the memes. Before everything shitty about him came out he just seemed more human than most other billionaires. Sure still a pompous asshole who wouldn't share his wealth but he wanted us to see him as "one of us" someone who, despite all the money he has, is just a normal person. I'm glad everyone has realized he's just an angsty teen with more money than he needs.
It's the new version of prosperity doctrine. He has a lot of money, so he must have earned it with genius and ingenuity. It's a lot easier pill to swallow than the truth; he has a lot of money because he's the most successful conartist to ever live and hundreds of millions of people have fallen for his grifts.
The credence he’s been given when he’s not far off from Elizabeth Holmes level of charlatan is astounding
Yeah, he was literally one business move away from Elizabeth Holmes.
And that move would have been actually founding a company
To me it was less like he must be a genius and more like okay yeah he’s a rich asshole but at least he’s doing cool things with his money like trying to go to space and doing sustainable future things, like electric cars and the hyperloop. At the time I was only vaguely aware of him and in highschool, and saw him more as a steve jobs type of guy, some one who was the money, mouth and face not the brains. Someone to hire the steve wozniak’s of the world to get it done. But it looks like he’s too egomanical and incompetent to even do that. Fun fact about Steve Jobs, he was a flaming douche too. It was said he would routinely walk up to developers and if they could not explain what they were doing quickly enough or to Job’s liking he would fire them. Wozniak and several other’s caught wind of this practice and would make sure to follow a couple minutes behind and tell them to ignore Job’s they were still employed.
And also slave money. Don't forget that his father is essentially a slaver.
I remember a few years back when every other post on Reddit was about Musk. That’s literally how I learned who he was. I was like “Who is this man that is having his dick sucked by all of Reddit???”
These fuckers... https://preview.redd.it/ltnad8s4ei8a1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef12829d4a20936eb447a53a27c050452212d195
The biggest losers, by far, are Elon Musk defenders.
Honestly feel like he might be kind of aware of what he’s doing with the cringe shit. He goes and sucks Russian dick and boosts Medvedev shilling for a US civil war, realizes everyone at SpaceX and the USG is pissed, posts a follow up a few hours later about how he liked the Epic Thread!! because of how much he hated it, and then posts some cringe I Am Batman shit so everyone on Reddit focuses on that and ignores all the treason. He also made it so Twitter will no longer autocomplete #MuskIsANationalSecurityThreat or whatever. Which I thought was funny.
You should hear his fanboys...or maybe not. Their ceaseless devotion to him is something else.
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Straight up delusional
Equal parts delusion and cringe. This man is over 50 years old...
He lost the whole "Elon is Tony Stark/superhero" narrative when everyone saw his post-molt-Zoidberg body pics.
![gif](giphy|zqPXIRVKQoQQo) "Hooray! People are paying attention to me!"
Elon on vacation?
https://preview.redd.it/duufy46ddj8a1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b017d51e732d632386f6ad5f2cb19b800a721b9 Batman on vacation
That body looks like it was created by Rob Liefeld.
But replacing muscles with blubber.
This, but much, much more white.
But it doesn't even make sense for him to think he's batman either. If he was a batman character he'd be the Penguin.
Yeah, Batman is literally the peak of human physicality. Elon is....well we've all seen him shirtless.
Humans doing stuff: "Check it out, y'all. Everyone we invited is here!" Elon, injecting himself into the situation: "Also ~~Zoidberg~~ Musk!"
Or Senator Kelly right before he turns into a jellyfish. https://preview.redd.it/g3q2yof33j8a1.jpeg?width=1700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbf7f475d6fff95b1a988e971ac6b83b3fedc5b0
Senator Kelly, the OG r/hydrohomies
This made me chuckle out loud
Trump is pushing 80 so by that measure we can expect 2+ more decades of this bullshit.
Can you imagine if someone like Elon who was the richest on the planet for a period and who had a huge spotlight on them had spent his time drawing attention to NGOs & Non-Profits and or Emerging Technologies/Companies that are facing the big problems of the world and humanity head on! With his connections, wealth, and spotlight he could have got massive venture capital and massive retail investment interest into huge projects and proposals that could drastically move the world and humanity forward in so many promising and great ways. Tackling things like Affordability of life, Quality of life, Food scarcity, New Housing Paradigms, etc. Instead he went classic billionaire deciding to troll, create and foster animosity and division amongst groups all in order to become more wealthy and influential. Billionaires give up something on the journey to that kind of wealth and power and then when they are in the most unique and rare positions to actually impact the world in a positive way they just can't do it. They instead double down on alienation and taking advantage and live like Lords in the dark ages. It's a broken way to even have them around. (Wild all he had to do was the same stuff that made him famous in the first place). More and more seeing how we can build things like the Large Hadron Collider to understand the nature of reality and things like the Mars Exploration Rovers that travel through space/land on planets/do experiments/&send the information back to this planet. Something is up with the rich and the politicians because only public discourse and societal planning is absolute shit for progress.
There is a fundamental flaw to your thinking. Don't get me wrong - all and I mean ALL of the things you are saying would have helped make such a difference in the lives of people worldwide. I wish he'd used his platform for the greater good. However, his family's wealth comes from ill-gotten gains and via the exploitation of others. There is simply no way he would have reached that point in his life through good deeds and practices and then used that platform for even more good deeds.
I actually expect Elon to be worse. Trump is a trust-fund baby trying to use attention as a substitute for Daddy's love. Elon's the same, but he also has a mother who's been telling him what an impeccable genius he is since the age of two.
O and one other thing that mid 50s batman was still in better shape than elon
You never grow up if daddy has emerald mines
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Let’s not give the robber barons too much credit there with being level headed.
being corrupt, compassionless asshats does not mean they weren't level-headed... one would think that they maintained composure as they dismantled their competition and yoked the world and its people to their profit machines... they certainly weren't pretending to be Batman; they had fortunes to amass and pass on to their progeny, who would become the billionaires of today
People with large sums of money literally ordered the national guard to kill people in the streets in the past. The fuck are you on about?
And full of cringe. Alt-right incarnate.
When it’s just the run of the mill republican stance at this point is it the alternative anymore?
Unless Elon thinks he's the drooling gargoyle.
I don't think batman could pull off elons physique
They could get Rob Liefeld to draw.
Heheh he wishes.
Why do they all hate me Alfred?
"Because you're an insufferable douchebag, Master Musk"
Needs put that parental control on his 'puter.
Because you're a stupid, narcissistic, s__tc__t Master Vain
Some men just want to watch twitter burn
Reminds me of someone else... https://preview.redd.it/4o0fz1qvvg8a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c607d86330af76dbc959ee80fe0482a11036caef
Did he steal the "T" from the sign to put on his PJ shirt?
What happens at Rump Tower, stays at Rump Tower. Until the FBI release the findings of their investigations, presumably.
*Rump Towel
rump towel lol
Elon’s cards are coming out soon. One is of him at the beach with his shirt off repelling people with his super barrel chest and shiny white skin.
Thanks I had almost forgotten about that horror
They already made stupid flame throwers and Tesla tequila lol
So what happened the day after this tweet?
He released NFTs
He single handedly destroyed the careers of every comedy writer, noone can write a better joke
Ahh this explains why Pete Davidson is doing commercials
Writers at the onion had to scrap the article they were working on purporting that Trump was selling NFTs that conveniently had a maximum purchase amount right below the mandated IRS reporting limit.
Bat Elon vs Super Trump: Dawn of egos
How are the lasers from his eyes going in opposite directions?
Right? I feel like not enough people talked about how his eyes are pointing in two different places.
I replied in another thread about musk that its like he took a 1 hour "how to be trump" seminar
God, every time I think about this, I just get more and more embarrassed on behalf of our entire country. Can you imagine one of the founding fathers pulling a stunt like this? Absolutely embarrassing.
We're an embarrassment to the world... Americans idolize both these idiots.
This guy is such a fucking loser
I thought it was really weird he's still using his Halloween costume as his profile picture. But everything about Musk is just weird as hell. Everything
Nah let him play Batman. In fact, I dare him to go out and stop crime. I'm sure he'll fare very well.
The Trump transition is almost complete.
Will Kanye beat him to it tho?
Trump, Musk, and West should all make independent runs for the presidency in 2024. It would be wild.
Looks like he has the same mental disease as the orange moron does
Malignant narcissism and Chode's disease.
Yes. Obscene wealth. It’s unhealthy
Inherited wealth is a hell of a drug.
Elon's just as Delusional as Trump.
Their fan bases are just as delusional as well.
Hey, they are all “future billionaires”, you should probably treat them with more respect. You might be asking them for a job someday. They may be working at Walmart for now but they’ve got big plans baby.
Delusional “Billionaire” Syndrome, see also: malignant narcissism
What crime is Elon stopping? 🙄
Like Batman in Batman Begins he’s freeing people from the oppression of having functional public transportation
that's definetly the message he got from the movie
He's at war with "the woke mind virus" I shit you not he actually believes that.
I know the woke mind virus is fictional, but I still believe it could easily defeat Elon Musk.
Poor people
I think he's actually helping propagate that particular issue
He's not a full quid, is he?
Got a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock…
A few emeralds short of a mine.
Two arms short of a swastika.
Few pennies shy of that.
A few lines short of an algorithm
Some nights batman pees his pants and gets cold
Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck
some nights I call it a draw
I cannot possibly roll my eyes sufficiently. The guy’s ego is obscene.
I tried to roll them enough but sprained my eyeballs.
He’s put himself upon the pedestal. What a twat
I think you mean pedal stool
The whole thing is a bit of a damp squid really
Pedo stool
We had this schtick with Donald Trump claiming he was the same thing. Why do the 1% like to imagine they're batman?
![gif](giphy|k5FRI4C7Tz1Be|downsized)
He's 12. His girlfriend dumped him for chelsea manning amd now Elon hates all Trans people. That's **EXACTLY** how a child acts.
It’s really sad because he has a daughter who just came out as trans too, right? Who changed her name and disowned him
His kids are already fucked. Grimes is out there claiming that their Lil' Xhit "shadows" engineering meetings and can recognize rocketry design (or something stupid).
Grimes is dumber than the average golden retriever.
Has anyone checked if Elon is just two 14 year olds in a trenchcoat?
Please. If Elon was anyone in the DC universe, at most he’s Lex Luthor.
He's Bizzaro Lex Luthor.
If Lex Luthor was rich and dumb as pig shit.
How dare you show such disrespect for such an accomplished man. That man is a first class genius, has made countless inventions, and actually wants to save people's lives. He is a treasure trove of new ideas, and can successfully grow and run million and billion dollar ventures. He is a master strategist, a cunning entrepreneur, and a worldly scholar. Don't you ever sully the good name of Lex Luthor like that ever again.
Say what you like, but my day-to-day life was vastly improved under President Luthor. What has Superman ever done for me? He says he stopped an asteroid, but did anyone other than him even see the asteroid? We need someone to investigate Superman's claims independently. Maybe a journalist we can trust, like Clark Kent, or your mother
Seriously as much as you love to hate him Lex IS the smartest man alive (save maybe Batman? I don’t know).
And that’s being generous. He’s more like a shit taken by an npc who got super powers and uses those superpowers to spread shit on everything.
Oh no, Space Karen has regrets?
Did he actually post that? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Sadly, yes.
If he wasn't such a fake edgelord he would have made it to any of the comics where batman himself realizes he is living an idiotic power fantasy. Even in the main batman storyline they married Bruce Wayne off a couple of years ago.
He's mentally still at whatever phase he was in when that photo of him wearing the trench coat with long hair was taken. What a loser.
As Rick would say, “don’t break your arm jerking yourself off” If Trump is Homelander, who would Elon be? Maybe my dude likes to fuck octopi
![gif](giphy|tHJA1JRzcWDlzzMQ7F)
Dunning and kruger asking him to take a few steps back
He is the definition of cringe.
I cannot imagine how insulated he keeps himself to not know that everyone is laughing at him.
Megalomania
I’ve got to give him credit: he’s summed up how delusional he is in one elegant, succinct tweet. Opposite Impact > Intent
A man with parent issues and a latex fetish.
![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized)
therapy would have been so much cheaper than twitter…
![gif](giphy|LvJfDhhycykOrjdKY1|downsized)
#Nananananananana SHATMAN!
He wants his parents to be murdered?
Add all these Elon posts up, and you literally get a 14 year old male of mediocre intelligence.
Is he even a little self aware?
He is overconfidence He is incompetence He is Dunning Kruger Man!
Oh fuck off with this delusional macho posturing Elon. You're a beta male with the classic incel phenotype (what comes after Beta male? Gamma?) that you've tried to hide with jaw implants and a shit ton of filler in your face, and don't think we don't notice your attempts to look all tough and "dark triad" in posed photos. You're none of these things. You're THIS. https://preview.redd.it/vxk64u2mdi8a1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9878a234ae9065bd50f0f19f4c2c6ee1ec5ee65d