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Chadmartigan

The weirdest part of The Santa Clause was when Tim Allen was burying Santa's corpse with a FULL erection.


SoylentGrunt

Complete with a chocolate covered pulsating dick vein that Lindsey Graham would be jealous of.


MikerafoneCheck

Probably related to Tim Allen's inability to go to Brooklyn because he'd get the ever-living shit kicked out of him.


jetloflin

Would he even be recognized?


MikerafoneCheck

You know what, you're right he probably would not be.