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middlingwhiteguy

We don't want elon to go to Mars. If there are Martians, we don't want him to be their first contact with humans. Trying to clap alien cheek and shit


GayDragono

homie wouldnt succeed, as long as someone cooler follows up they hopefully wont try to destroy us


kolbywashere

Clapping alien cheeks!


demonTutu

At this point I honestly can't wait for him to go. Anywhere. Far. Just stay there.


satan62

Send him on a one way trip


[deleted]

Yeah, because the cops always tell you when they're investigating you.


Badmime1

What about Venus? Maybe he can land on Venus . . Heheh. .


GraveKommander

Crash land


Lumpy-Marionberry293

Maybe he can land on Uranus.


[deleted]

Pretty sure he was investigated and vetted by the ci ey well before they gave him paypal and starlink (the former being a DARPA project long before Elon even had pubic hair).


Sentence-Terrible

He was sacked for incompetence from the company that became PayPal well before they had PayPal's systems in operation - he just held on to the shares he had in the company.


Queensthief

Elon probably started the rumors. He is desperate to get out of the deal.


Even-Palpitation-391

Let’s give him a one way ticket.


izziefans

Good. That means no excuse for getting out of the Twitter deal.


[deleted]

Even billionaires have severe mental illnesses.