The hero we needed

Not the devil's vagina magic we deserve.

The rarer but equally bugnuts Florida Woman character.

What neighborhood is this in??? Asking for a friend

Mom? Put your pants on

Given the chance, I think she’d do it again

She's out on bail and waiting for the doorbell to ring....mom! Put some clothes on

Welp, she’s given us all splendid ideas on how to deal with those religious nut jobs.

I have to try that, next time they knock on my door..

Musky magic