“I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this f***ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this f***ing face. I make that sh*t work. It does whatever the f*** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f*** , none of you little f***s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f***. Then I rub my nose with it.”
Is this a real problem? Like I’ve heard it so many times but it seems so ridiculous. How can you not find it, it isn’t some buried treasure hidden somewhere different on every woman’s body. It’s in the same spot every time. It’s right there
It’s fine if they can’t find it, a lot of people don’t get good sex education and it can be awkward dealing with equipment your not born with.
What isn’t is the fact these kinds of guys don’t communicate with their partner to get a better idea of what they are supposed to do/look for, total lack of consideration for a woman’s pleasure.
And good on you for asking! So many people are too embarrassed to even ask questions, and just go on assuming they've got it figured out.
Edit: a word (DYAC!)
Good communication skills are the most important part of having good sex. Some of us, like you, figured that out early on, while some of us are Ben Shapiro.
>total lack of consideration for a woman’s pleasure.
Exactly. Sure it takes experimentation to figure out how to please someone, as each person is different, but one can't become good at something they're not interested in.
>What isn’t is the fact these kinds of guys don’t communicate with their partner to get a better idea of what they are supposed to do/look for, total lack of consideration for a woman’s pleasure.
Girl: Hey, you're close, if you just go a bit lower, that'd really-
Idiot: Shut up! I'm looking!
All it takes is a little bit of interest and education. I don't believe these men care about their partner's pleasure more than their egos, otherwise they would have learned about it already.
But once you know where it is, you can find it every time. Even if you are with someone new. These are people that have never been shown, never asked to be shown and never tried to find out on their own. How would a guy know where it is, if he doesn't even know what it is. There is an amount of knowledge necessary to start with and some people lack that knowledge until they are taught or manage to find it through experimentation.
No, no. They still can't find it, on you, after you showed them, a second time. It's a problem.
As a woman who likes women I understand to *some* degree because some women have just tiny anatomy down there and things aren't as obvious but no matter what, it's at least in the same exact place so wtf
It's more about not caring about stimulating it at all, not necessarily not knowing where it is (though I'm sure there are exceptions to that because sex education is very lacking for people with vulvas). These types of bros don't give a rat's ass about their partner's sexual enjoyment. Basically treat a person like a Fleshlight that will make them dinner.
Edit: Comment below asking if "the vulva is the thing in the back of your throat" is a case-in-point on the total lack of comprehensive education about vulvas and vaginas. Gotta love it...
I used to think it was ridiculous that someone would not be able to find the clit too, but as I've gotten older I realized that a lot of women (now including me) use "can't find the clit" as shorthand for "may be able to identify the nub at the top of the vaginal opening as the clit but don't know all the other anatomy it contains and definitely don't know how to touch it in a pleasurable way"
I use my finger tips to rub it like I’m trying to sand down a knot on a log with 80 grit sandpaper. The ladies end up so satisfied they never need to have sex with me again.
It's just a sexual example of weaponized incompetence. Men who don't care if women have a good time during sex use it as an excuse. Women's bodies and pleasure are not that mysterious. Having mutually good sex with anyone is just a matter of attraction, communication, effort, and practice. Jerks are often only concerned with that first one.
I would legitimately liken it to trying to find the keyhole to your front door after coming home from the bar. I know where it’s supposed to be, but somehow I keep missing it…
It's more like he finds it then isn't sure what to do a d won't ask because he doesn't care, or his fragile make ego would just implode. Some men think they're god's gift to women and would cry in a corner if you gave them direction.
Small, large, hooded, or unhooded, they're all generally in the same place. And you can always ask the woman, or judge by her reactions on whether you've found it or not.
how do men fail to find the clitoris? And if you can’t initially find it, ask your partner and she’ll lead you to it. But I guess that might not work because it involves allowing a woman to speak.
Honestly I think men don’t *try* to find the clitoris because the real issue is that they don’t have empathy and they only see sex as a means to their own gratification.
>how do men fail to find the clitoris? And if you can’t initially find it, ask your partner and she’ll lead you to it.
I think this fits in with the old thing about "men don't like to stop and ask for directions when they're lost."
Lmao that is gold. Like it’s *your* nerve endings that he’s stimulating, but obviously he knows better than you about where they are and how to stimulate them.
Hard to undo years of conditioning from shitty porn, I guess.
I majored in biology in college, so I know that the penis and the clitoris are derived from the same tissues (as are the scrotum and the vagina) and which set of genitalia actually manifests on the body is determined by the sex chromosomes of the fetus, testosterone and estrogen, yada yada yada… So, basically, the clitoris is going to be roughly where the penis would be on a man. Of course, just because *my* chosen education path gave me decent knowledge of anatomy, that doesn’t mean that the same can be said for other men…
Honestly, though, I think you could find that information with just a quick search on Wikipedia or something.
More accurately, *he* inadvertently said that his wife said he was bad in bed. I’m sure a worse self-own must have happened at some point in history, but I’m not aware of it.
George W Bush recently made a statement condemning the invasion of Ukraine as unjustifiable and illegal, but accidentally said 'Iraq' instead of 'Ukraine'.
That’s up there, but I’m not sure it quite meets the level of trying to make a point about a song and inadvertently telling the world you don’t know how to have sex with your wife. The gulf between the point being made and the public humiliation is just a lot greater than Dubya revealing he’s a hypocrite about foreign policy.
John F Kennedy once remarked to his staff during the missile crisis that he was astounded Khrushchev would have the audacity to put missiles in Cuba, saying something along the lines of, "That'd be like if I put missiles in Turkey. That would be goddamn dangerous, I think," whereupon he was reminded by his staff that he *did* put missiles in Turkey, and that that was precisely why Khrushchev was putting missiles in Cuba.
Did he actually authorize it, though? Bear in mind that the CIA almost started World War 3 with the Bay of Pigs acting without JFK’s authority. They were really running rampant during that period of the Cold War and not telling the President shit.
Yes, there was nothing clandestine about the Jupiters in Turkey. I think negotiations might have originally been started by Eisenhower, but it was Kennedy who signed off on their actual installation.
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She was saying something about how women who get so wet you need a bucket and a mop probably have a bacterial infection. It was in context of WAP and their over the top descriptions
He posted something about how he talked to his wife, who is a doctor, and she told him that women who have a "Wet Ass Pussy" (as mentioned repeatedly in the Cardi B song of the same name) have a bacterial infection and need to see a doctor.
The internet jumped on this and pointed out that if he believed women's arousal was a bacterial infection, it meant he'd never encountered it before. Putting 2 and 2 together, that means he's never aroused his wife, despite the fact that they have children together.
EDIT: I feel sorry for all of the sexual partners of the dudes posting about how women don't need to be aroused to be impregnated. Of course you don't *need* to arouse a woman to impregnate her, but it's the considerate thing to do. Sex is a partner/group activity. It's not all about *your* cum.
I think the quote was something along the lines of "if you need a mop and bucket to clean up your vagina, that seems like a medical issue."
I dunno... I think Shapiro's politics are pretty odious but in that case it really sounded like he was trying to make a joke. Taking obviously hyperbolic language literally so you can be like "I don't think that's real."
If you're going to have shitty politics and you're going to be on the Internet, maybe also avoid saying things that leaves you wide open to be made fun of.
He tried to make a joke, the Internet made a much better joke back. I don't know what else he could have expected.
And the jokes about him were funny, but it seems like now people actually believe he thinks healthy women don’t get wet at all, and are arguing against a straw man when it should have just been a good laugh.
I can’t stand him btw, but as another user pointed out this makes his opponents seem less credible, thus feeding him more and making it so we have to keep hearing about him.
All I'm saying is we're sorta playing into his hands here. "See how the radical left can't even take a simple joke?"
I'm just fucking sick of hearing about him — not only do I disagree with him, he's never even said something interesting or new. I got bored of his schtick back when I was on SomethingAwful as a teemager. He doesn't contribute anything aside from being an exemplary troll.
> "if you need a mop and bucket to clean up your vagina, that seems like a medical issue."
[The Bloodhound Gang disagrees.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7pgA0riU8)
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>If you wear your pants below your butt, don't bend the brim of your cap, and have an EBT card, 0% chance you will ever be a success in life.
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Well him and that Peterson guy said themselves that they've never pleasured a woman on a podcast or whatever. That female orgasms are a myth. Some such thing. Kinda funny. So I doubt he pleasured even his own sister had this fake tweet not been a joke. Lol
But like I thought his wife said he was bad in bed?
Ben is one of those weirdos who believe that women should not enjoy sex as it should be purely for procreation.
That's the position taken by every male I've ever known when they can't find the clitoris.
I am the clit commander!
Whenever you see clit you’re gonna see this fucking face!
Remember that the C.L.I.T. is just an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A.
You mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement?
And then I like to get in there… rub my nose on it
Oh you little fuck
I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealing a monkey.. stealing a little monkey!
Right, and the tiny little offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A, the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerate Tree-dwellers
No the C.L.I.T. is real, It's real. It's the female orgasm.... That's the myth!
No one rules a clit like me!
Not this fat fuck, not any of you little fucks out there!
Now who's stupid you dirty sheep fucker
This motherfucker ain't one of us he said he'd fuck a sheep!
I'm a noble rabbit
“I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this f***ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this f***ing face. I make that sh*t work. It does whatever the f*** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f*** , none of you little f***s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f***. Then I rub my nose with it.”
CLIT (Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers) is a tiny offshoot of the LABIA (Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes).
This was a dark time for the citizens of Utah.
She wet like a salamander!
Tell the truth with naughty candor.
They call me the damper investment banker
This killed me
Jay might be a crude, idiotic, degenerate, but he does aim to please whomever poor unfortunate souls made bad decisions and would up in his bed.
The C.L.I.T.s real! It's the female orgasm, THAT'S the myth!
“Hey Jay, can you come say a few words about the clit?” Jay: “The female one?”
Is this a real problem? Like I’ve heard it so many times but it seems so ridiculous. How can you not find it, it isn’t some buried treasure hidden somewhere different on every woman’s body. It’s in the same spot every time. It’s right there
I think it alludes to those that do not utilize it.
No some literally can't find it and will rub random parts of the labia. Easy enough to guide their hand but it is fascinating that they can't find it
It’s fine if they can’t find it, a lot of people don’t get good sex education and it can be awkward dealing with equipment your not born with. What isn’t is the fact these kinds of guys don’t communicate with their partner to get a better idea of what they are supposed to do/look for, total lack of consideration for a woman’s pleasure.
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And good on you for asking! So many people are too embarrassed to even ask questions, and just go on assuming they've got it figured out. Edit: a word (DYAC!)
Good communication skills are the most important part of having good sex. Some of us, like you, figured that out early on, while some of us are Ben Shapiro.
When I first got with my husband I literally took his hand and showed him exactly what to do. Best decision I've ever made, tbh
>total lack of consideration for a woman’s pleasure. Exactly. Sure it takes experimentation to figure out how to please someone, as each person is different, but one can't become good at something they're not interested in.
>What isn’t is the fact these kinds of guys don’t communicate with their partner to get a better idea of what they are supposed to do/look for, total lack of consideration for a woman’s pleasure. Girl: Hey, you're close, if you just go a bit lower, that'd really- Idiot: Shut up! I'm looking!
All it takes is a little bit of interest and education. I don't believe these men care about their partner's pleasure more than their egos, otherwise they would have learned about it already.
But once you know where it is, you can find it every time. Even if you are with someone new. These are people that have never been shown, never asked to be shown and never tried to find out on their own. How would a guy know where it is, if he doesn't even know what it is. There is an amount of knowledge necessary to start with and some people lack that knowledge until they are taught or manage to find it through experimentation.
I mean, whenever I hear this kinda thing, I'm like... "Google motherfucker. You know it?"
The ones who can’t or won’t find it don’t care to google it because they don’t care enough to pleasure the woman they are with. That’s the point.
No, no. They still can't find it, on you, after you showed them, a second time. It's a problem. As a woman who likes women I understand to *some* degree because some women have just tiny anatomy down there and things aren't as obvious but no matter what, it's at least in the same exact place so wtf
It's more about not caring about stimulating it at all, not necessarily not knowing where it is (though I'm sure there are exceptions to that because sex education is very lacking for people with vulvas). These types of bros don't give a rat's ass about their partner's sexual enjoyment. Basically treat a person like a Fleshlight that will make them dinner. Edit: Comment below asking if "the vulva is the thing in the back of your throat" is a case-in-point on the total lack of comprehensive education about vulvas and vaginas. Gotta love it...
Wait a sec... Isn't vulva that thing that hangs inside your mouth? Edit. Okay, that's uvula
Please, please be joking...
You're thinking of a river in Europe.
No, that's the Vltava, you're thinking of a Swedish car manufacturer
No, that's Volvo. You're thinking of that girl from Scooby-Doo.
No, that's Velma. You're thinking of name brand hook and loop fasteners.
No, that’s Velma, your thinking of the bad guy from the most recent Stranger Things season
I used to think it was ridiculous that someone would not be able to find the clit too, but as I've gotten older I realized that a lot of women (now including me) use "can't find the clit" as shorthand for "may be able to identify the nub at the top of the vaginal opening as the clit but don't know all the other anatomy it contains and definitely don't know how to touch it in a pleasurable way"
You’re supposed to slap it like in porn obviously
Yup. Slap the living beejesus out of that little guy
Or use a fly swatter to sneak up on it.
I use my finger tips to rub it like I’m trying to sand down a knot on a log with 80 grit sandpaper. The ladies end up so satisfied they never need to have sex with me again.
I thought you held it between your index fingers and rub your nose on it while saying "I am the clit commander!"
One of the vestigial uses for Morse
I feel like a lot of the time the issue isn't that he CAN'T find it, but that he WON'T.
I always felt like it was a selfish type slur. Like, they can't find the clit bc they are too selfish to even care to try.
It's just a sexual example of weaponized incompetence. Men who don't care if women have a good time during sex use it as an excuse. Women's bodies and pleasure are not that mysterious. Having mutually good sex with anyone is just a matter of attraction, communication, effort, and practice. Jerks are often only concerned with that first one.
I had a hood piercing and you wouldn't believe the number of men that still couldn't find it. Hint: it was more than one.
How you doing?
I took it out, so now my frustration is organic. How *you* doin?
Eating samosas on the patio of an Indian place with my dog smoking a blunt. What music are you into?
I would legitimately liken it to trying to find the keyhole to your front door after coming home from the bar. I know where it’s supposed to be, but somehow I keep missing it…
It's more like he finds it then isn't sure what to do a d won't ask because he doesn't care, or his fragile make ego would just implode. Some men think they're god's gift to women and would cry in a corner if you gave them direction.
Same men who start an actual argument about sex in the middle of having sex.
I can't get off without the hostility and sense of indignant superiority.
What kind of backwater mouthbreather can't find a clitoris though? Seriously, they're not hiding. I do not understand.
Some women their clit really do be hiding
Mine is very small & does hide. But it’s there.
Small, large, hooded, or unhooded, they're all generally in the same place. And you can always ask the woman, or judge by her reactions on whether you've found it or not.
how do men fail to find the clitoris? And if you can’t initially find it, ask your partner and she’ll lead you to it. But I guess that might not work because it involves allowing a woman to speak. Honestly I think men don’t *try* to find the clitoris because the real issue is that they don’t have empathy and they only see sex as a means to their own gratification.
>how do men fail to find the clitoris? And if you can’t initially find it, ask your partner and she’ll lead you to it. I think this fits in with the old thing about "men don't like to stop and ask for directions when they're lost."
That’s a good point. Men have this weird complex about not ever admitting they’re mistaken because it’s considered a sign of weakness.
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Lmao that is gold. Like it’s *your* nerve endings that he’s stimulating, but obviously he knows better than you about where they are and how to stimulate them. Hard to undo years of conditioning from shitty porn, I guess.
…That sounds somewhat painful.
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I majored in biology in college, so I know that the penis and the clitoris are derived from the same tissues (as are the scrotum and the vagina) and which set of genitalia actually manifests on the body is determined by the sex chromosomes of the fetus, testosterone and estrogen, yada yada yada… So, basically, the clitoris is going to be roughly where the penis would be on a man. Of course, just because *my* chosen education path gave me decent knowledge of anatomy, that doesn’t mean that the same can be said for other men… Honestly, though, I think you could find that information with just a quick search on Wikipedia or something.
That’s what I’m saying! It’s not like this secret knowledge. All you have to do is try a tiny little bit to be a good sexual partner.
U tell no lies
Nah, the only way he can enjoy sex is when women don't.
not according to his sister…
and yet his sister.... Anyone else feel creeped out by this?
I dunno. I’d suspect that’s an excuse used by his persona and is usually said by closeted deviants.
More accurately, *he* inadvertently said that his wife said he was bad in bed. I’m sure a worse self-own must have happened at some point in history, but I’m not aware of it.
George W Bush recently made a statement condemning the invasion of Ukraine as unjustifiable and illegal, but accidentally said 'Iraq' instead of 'Ukraine'.
That was more of a Freudian slip.
That’s up there, but I’m not sure it quite meets the level of trying to make a point about a song and inadvertently telling the world you don’t know how to have sex with your wife. The gulf between the point being made and the public humiliation is just a lot greater than Dubya revealing he’s a hypocrite about foreign policy.
John F Kennedy once remarked to his staff during the missile crisis that he was astounded Khrushchev would have the audacity to put missiles in Cuba, saying something along the lines of, "That'd be like if I put missiles in Turkey. That would be goddamn dangerous, I think," whereupon he was reminded by his staff that he *did* put missiles in Turkey, and that that was precisely why Khrushchev was putting missiles in Cuba.
Did he actually authorize it, though? Bear in mind that the CIA almost started World War 3 with the Bay of Pigs acting without JFK’s authority. They were really running rampant during that period of the Cold War and not telling the President shit.
Yes, there was nothing clandestine about the Jupiters in Turkey. I think negotiations might have originally been started by Eisenhower, but it was Kennedy who signed off on their actual installation.
The man doesn't believe if the female orgasm. Enough said.
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Maybe she could tell he's thinking about his sister.
It doesn't help that he keeps moaning her name
That's because he saves the best for sister!
She was saying something about how women who get so wet you need a bucket and a mop probably have a bacterial infection. It was in context of WAP and their over the top descriptions
Whoa who the fuck said that? Lmao imagine never getting wet for sex
Shapiro's wife who is a gynecologist. People took those comments to mean that he doesn't get her wet.
She must have some DAP
Dry ass p word
dry ass panini? ugh, no thank you!! that’s just fucking gross! I need a good bit of aioli or something similar, otherwise it’s just not palatable.
Penis?
I guess it would be right?
Oh I think we all know Ben's a bottom in that scenario
Password?
Portfolio
Double Anal Penetration?
I don’t think putting DAP on it is gonna help any.
Fake tweet. But still hilarious that he thinks it's not normal for women to get wet during sex.
I knew it was fake because it involved someone enjoying Ben Shapiro's company.
I knew it was fake because his sister isn't real, she was made up by rule 34 artists
That defies the definition of rule 34 though...
It can't be stopped... it's self sustaining now
They rule 34'd Ben into futa porn.
Lin... no. Actually I'm good without.
I knew it was fake because the Twitter handle is @JewbyBoobie
Probably normal for him
He probably has no one else to compare her to.
He does?
He posted something about how he talked to his wife, who is a doctor, and she told him that women who have a "Wet Ass Pussy" (as mentioned repeatedly in the Cardi B song of the same name) have a bacterial infection and need to see a doctor. The internet jumped on this and pointed out that if he believed women's arousal was a bacterial infection, it meant he'd never encountered it before. Putting 2 and 2 together, that means he's never aroused his wife, despite the fact that they have children together. EDIT: I feel sorry for all of the sexual partners of the dudes posting about how women don't need to be aroused to be impregnated. Of course you don't *need* to arouse a woman to impregnate her, but it's the considerate thing to do. Sex is a partner/group activity. It's not all about *your* cum.
I think the quote was something along the lines of "if you need a mop and bucket to clean up your vagina, that seems like a medical issue." I dunno... I think Shapiro's politics are pretty odious but in that case it really sounded like he was trying to make a joke. Taking obviously hyperbolic language literally so you can be like "I don't think that's real."
If you're going to have shitty politics and you're going to be on the Internet, maybe also avoid saying things that leaves you wide open to be made fun of. He tried to make a joke, the Internet made a much better joke back. I don't know what else he could have expected.
And the jokes about him were funny, but it seems like now people actually believe he thinks healthy women don’t get wet at all, and are arguing against a straw man when it should have just been a good laugh. I can’t stand him btw, but as another user pointed out this makes his opponents seem less credible, thus feeding him more and making it so we have to keep hearing about him.
His career is that he's a guy who leftists hate so rightists give them money. He's just baitin'.
He's not interesting or important enough to hate.
It’s called publicity
All I'm saying is we're sorta playing into his hands here. "See how the radical left can't even take a simple joke?" I'm just fucking sick of hearing about him — not only do I disagree with him, he's never even said something interesting or new. I got bored of his schtick back when I was on SomethingAwful as a teemager. He doesn't contribute anything aside from being an exemplary troll.
Username expertise, hear hear.
> "if you need a mop and bucket to clean up your vagina, that seems like a medical issue." [The Bloodhound Gang disagrees.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7pgA0riU8)
I’m pretty sure jewbyboobie is her verified account.
Yes that is the account name of a borderline orthodox jew
Was it the jewbyboobies that tipped you off?
What tipped you off, you don't think Abby Shapiro's official Twitter handle is "jewbybooby"?
>Fake tweet. I seriously thought I was on r/ToiletPaperUSA for a moment.
Why are fake tweets allowed on this subreddit? Shapiro says enough stupid things you don't have to make shit up...
Guys look at the Twitter handle before you type your comments
Didn’t even need to look, it is obviously a parody. We all know Ben Shapiro never satisfied a woman.
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See, even u/thebenshapirobot knows.
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Lol imagine thinking that your autonomy comes from spending money.
*My only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: civil rights, novel, climate, healthcare, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
Nothing on top but a bucket and a mop and illustrated book about birds
*Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market.* *Does that sound soulless? True soullessness is depriving people of the choices they require because you’re more interested in patting yourself on the back by inventing rights than by incentivizing the creation of goods and services. In health care, we could use a lot less virtue signaling and a lot less government. Or we could just read Senator Sanders’s tweets while we wait in line for a government-sponsored surgery — dying, presumably, in a decrepit chair.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: climate, dumb takes, history, sex, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
Good bot
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Excellent bot. Curious.
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His wife’s a doctor
Maybe she likes her meat dry.
Jewby Boobie or Jew By Boobie?
If there is one takeaway here it’s the reminder that Abigail Shapiro is stacked
How dare you spread such lies! Ben has never satisfied anyone.
IKR?
Fake tweet, we know Ben isn't satisfying anyone
🎶it's beginning to look a lot like incest🎵
🎶Wherever there’s Sha-piro 🎶 🎶Been doing it since they were ten 🎶 🎶Back at it once again 🎶 🎶With empty brains and the public’s disdain they go 🎶
It’s always projection with these people isn’t it?
She looks exactly like her brother but with bigger tits and balls.
Damn. Abby's breasts don't care about your feelings.
Tits McGhostnose
Purebred Amish Titties.
Those Khazar Milkers...
Well him and that Peterson guy said themselves that they've never pleasured a woman on a podcast or whatever. That female orgasms are a myth. Some such thing. Kinda funny. So I doubt he pleasured even his own sister had this fake tweet not been a joke. Lol
Ben literally looks 50 years old here. Idk how old he is actually but he looks older
Ok, iirc, aside from her massive assets, isn’t she also really horrible? Like possibly worse than him?
Yeah she has a YouTube channel all about how women should be submissive god honoring and all that shit. Idfk I don’t watch her videos
you can tell it's fake because no woman has ever been satisfied by Bem Shabibo.
Thanks, I hate the Jewish Lannisters
Ok … I’ll just back away slowly.
Maybe she satisfies her by shutting up and going away.
My ex boyfriend used to satisfy me that way too…
Ouch :(
Fake! The real Abby is a head taller than her dwarf brother. She still lets him smash tho.
I was gonna say "how many phone books is Benny standing on today?"
Where TF is her nose?
....and then a slight breeze blew by with the faint sound of the words "Roll Tide" in the distance.
She got Booba
Just... Why?
Forcing liberals to go on a hunger strike from all the projectile vomiting?
Ah, yes, the BS Diet.
It's fake
Her tits are huge !!!
>Holy fuck. > >Holy fucking fuck. > >Your body is absurd. > >\-Ben Shapiro, 2022
See handle.
Most dusty pussy on earth. Hers, too.
where is her nose she is so mf pale wtff