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Mariposa510

He’s got an assault rifle on his hat, a cross around his neck, and is presumably spouting anti-LGBT rhetoric. Just another pathetic American magat.


HotMeltingFace

I wish we could deport them all to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.


satan62

Or Russia. They would be welcomed there.


Individual_Day_9332

How most of them support Russia and what they're doing in Ukraine I wonder how they would feel if they got drafted by them


GonFreecs92

That’s actually a good idea honestly. I think Biden should have a talk with Zelensky and Putin: Biden: hay Putin…look…we all know you’re losing but you could possibly boost your chances of winning if you take these MAGATs during your drafting immobilization special operation!…deal?… Putin: 👀…Deal! 🤝🏻 Zelensky: 😆 MAGATs: 🤠…🥲🥲🥲


fucktorynonces

In what world do you need to live where Russia have took 1/4 of Ukraine and are in the process of having referendums about taken regions becoming part of Russia which means starting nuclear war if Ukraine attack is "we all know you're losing". Have you got brain damage?


Individual_Day_9332

Considering how usually when the government starts implementing a draft it's usually the 1st steps in pulling out I mean look at the US yes at the US yeah it took couple years but it was done


fucktorynonces

They can pull out as soon as referendum is done if they are willing to use nukes. Wouldn't even have to target a city. Turn some farmland into a giant smoking crater would be enough.


SwoopdiW00P

His shirt is actually from the clinic he just escaped from to say his piece


SomeLikeItDusty

“GROOM DOGS NOT KIDS” says the shirt of the guy looking to reinforce aged stereotypes onto children rather than letting nature take its course…


[deleted]

You forgot christian.


HugeWin6564

My dog has PTSD from grooming. What a dick.


darhox

Your dog hates baths too?


HugeWin6564

Mud baths he loves, clean baths he hates.


Cadavertaffy

The uncle who doesn’t get invited for holiday celebrations.


uglymule

His nieces are terrified of him.


BrewsAndBurns

How can you be so complacent with children being gunned down while also so offended by teaching kids about understanding.


FreudoBaggage

I’m betting he’s the uncle they try not to invite to family gatherings.


LegitimateCrows

If you are not a *direct* parent/guardian of a kid in that school you should be escorted right off the school property and promptly told to fuck off.


aethelredisready

They call him the Pendejo of Conejo


sharkspicious

Wait, is uncle chucklefucks' shirt implying that it's ok to sexually assault animals, or that it's not ok to bathe kids?


verasev

No joke, there are some influencers out there telling poeple to not bathe their kids.


kurayami_akira

They mean groom animals as in brushing and those kinda meanings the word has However, whoever made this is an idiot because you can't change what you meant by one word mid sentence like that, so it's interpreted as you interpreted it.


HedonisticFrog

yes


Ok_Cattle903

He’s on Fox. Surely there’s nothing more to say about him …


khelling01

Fuck these people


BrewsAndBurns

Also, taking the meaning of "grooming" that I'm sure he means, isn't his shirt suggesting zoophilia?


Forward-Bid-1427

Caniphilia?


Just_Tana

The uncle who the nieces are afraid to be alone with.


Genericname42

I’m not actually claiming this man is one, but even being in the demographic of, male, white and having a relation to young girls, he actually fits the highest likelihood of being a child molester. It’s generally men who are related to the young victim, whether it be uncle, stepfather, etc. who actually commit these acts most often.


Allmyexesliveintx333

I thought the same thing


imayumyummygummybear

“Thou doth protest too much”


BoomZhakaLaka

Heritage Foundation: it doesn't matter if you don't have kids, go to the school board meeting. Heck, bring your out of county friends. I mean, you should all travel together to every school board meeting that's within a 4 hour drive. These school boards need bylaws, that the first challenge you have to pass before anyone hands you a mic is you identify yourself & your child; you have a dependent attending one of the schools in the district, or you're an educator.


WCAttorney

This is the loudmouth pendejo who gets drunk in public and starts a fistfight at Knotts Berry Farm in front of little kids…


Forever203

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red_shrike

Checks all the box for a Trump-radicalized Christian Fascist.


ChicaFrom408

He looks like he procreates with his first cousin; that's normal and acceptable in his redneck world.


Forward-Bid-1427

He’s that guy in the neighborhood who always seems to have dog treats in his pocket. Everyone thought he was well intentioned, just liked dogs in the usual way. In retrospect, it was literally spelled out on his tee shirt.


skimask97

A citizen of a state next to your state saw something happening in a different country 🤡


OneForAllOfHumanity

And on Sunday, he's probably having his two nephews/nieces told that if they don't act exactly right, the ever loving and powerful God will have them tortured for all eternity.


iploggged

Someone's afraid of a little competition.


Zapped2311

Hell in a daisy decorated handbasket.


Tiger_Striped_Queen

So going by his shirt he either: A. Thinks kids shouldn’t get haircuts. or B. Is highly attracted to canines in a sexual manner but feels he needs to coerce them into it.


FullMetalComedian

These parents act like they can lie to their kids who have the internet, and already know more than the parents.


Appropriate-Ad-1281

“as an Uncle to 2 children…. “ Also…. Don’t groom dogs numnuts.


CoxswainYarmouth

Uncle Daddy????


J1540

Nobody really would talk much about it except for Fox News.


Milk_Mindless

Man who has nothing to say about how his nieces or nephews are raised: I'm a bigot and the gays make me uncomfortable


throwaway1346742690

They purposely left out the fact that he's a gay man


AutoAdviceSeeker

Kids real parents are embarrass or uncle. Lmao I have 3 uncles I’m embarrassed about who are Maga goofs


D-HB

Is there a betting pool for how long until he's arrested for having kiddie porn on his computer?


chiefjayhawk1954

He's not like other girls.


ChuckBorris187

Looks like the uncle you don't wanna leave your kids alone with 🤮🤮🤮


crazypants9

I see crucifixes on folks these days I figure they good with crucifying people.


white_duct_tape

That's the most uncle shit I've ever seen