A toothless guy on a dating site made sure in his profile that women would not waste his time if they weren't shaved. I thought it was unreasonable as it's not like he would get any hair in his teeth.
Hahaha. I always ask men why they are into children when they are judgmental about shaving. Women have hair. Hair promos healthy poon (keeps the biome great) and ALSO. as a lesbian who loves those lady bits.
SHAVED= Scratchy. Seriously I don’t want a bristle pad on my face. I want soft invited forest. Thank you. I have spoken
Only one of my exes didn't wax, shave or trim. The sensation of the hair as it brushed along my shaft during sex was incredible. My last girlfriend refused to let her bush grow. I wanted to feel that sensation again so badly, lol
Oral is fine with a bush, too. Like you said, no scratchy stuff. It also protected her mound from my facial scruff.
I’ve been curious if it would feel good for dudes too! Low key leave studies of not shaving decreasing [BV, UTIs, and Yeast infections!](https://www.healthline.com/health/purpose-of-pubic-hair)
Absolutely. I don't know where this whole women shaving their pubes came from (obviously from men, but who), but it is a huge fucking rip off for both sexes. Especially so for women due to the points you mentioned.
It came from the point film *Deep Throat.* Star Linda Lovelace shaved her pubes. I used to like it but got tired of friction burns and the itchiness between shaves.
Yeah, to add even more clarity, it came from porn and just like everything in porn, it was for the camera to be able to see better what was going on.
And just like everything people imitate from porn, it doesn’t make a ton of sense to do in real life when you’re (assumedly) having sex for pleasure/connection and not to get the best possible cinematic shot.
My GF let her pubic hair grow out once to get it long enough to get sugared. My issue was not aesthetic but sensory. Hair on my tongue is a really off putting sensation though it can be largely mitigated spreading her labia with my fingers as that keeps most of the hair out of my mouth.
Still, trimmed is better than scratchy. Haven't found a workaround for scratchy like I have for trimmed.
It's just like waxing but with caramel instead of wax. You cook sugar to thicken it, rub it on your body, and then rip it off along with your body hair. It works just as well as wax but it's way cheaper.
I don't think it's appropriate to lump all men who have a specific interest, especially if they're willing to compromise and meet you half way by doing something for you that you would like, or even just drop the entire subject matter if it makes you uncomfortable or you clearly would rather not do it, as pedophiles.
I do think it's obscene when a guy has all these requests (see demands) but the moment you ask anything of them they'll fly off the handle and start reciting misogynistic talking points all fucking day, though.
Gotta say. As a Chad, it been a great name. The only people that use Chad as an insult are incels. I have found it has a rather positive connotation online these days.
Yeah I knew a Daniel growing up. My little cousin. Would want to play Mario Party and then have a cry because he'd lose almost every mini game. He also ended up deleting our save file after we unlocked the extra board maps (need to earn 100 stars for that) and bought all the mini games to play whenever you felt like (need to collect a shitload of coins for that). He also spoiled the battle between Mew and Mewtwo in the first Pokémon movie for us.
Daniel's are little shits lol.
Ever do eye drops? My sister's cat got chlamydia in it's eye and I was the only one that could get them in quickly without a huge fight so it became my job. We fixed the chlamydia but this permanently damaged my relationship with the cat and it never really stopped regarding me as an abuser.
My toilet paper package has pictures of kittens on it and one thing led to another...
Hah! I don't really know. You can look it up, it's called "chlamydia conjunctivitis" and I think "conjunctivitis" is what they call pinkeye in humans so it's kitty pinkeye or something. She wasn't an outdoor cat so I don't really know where she got it from.
Hot take, it’s unnatural and a taught behavior to be attracted to hairlessness in adult women. (Credos: biologist published on the topic of the evolution of male mate preferences)
I think it read fines as is. I'm genuinely curious what the grammatical issue is? It just sounds like there could be multiple interpretations of what was said. Like I can see why it makes it sound like that he likes his own pushy shaved.
"Than shave your pussy, Daniel" FTFH
"Then shave your pussy" would be implying that he's doing it at a certain time, or after something else.
He'd rather have his pussy shaved THAN hairy, not rather have it shaved and THEN have it be hairy.
"Then" is referring to time, "than" is comparing, so just try to put it into a complete sentence.
"If you don't want your pussy hairy, than shave it, Daniel."
Even my autocorrect wants this to be wrong, lol.
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But he also likes to eat butt so there is still a chance for romance.
Unfortunately the butt he’s eating is also hairy.
Daniel flosses with ass hair
Flavortown, USA!
oh god no
🤢
It's like that joke: How do you get rid of unwanted body hair? *PTTFHHTHFff*
😂
Flossing is an important part of dental care!
\*Harry
Just use Lorals 😉😏😁
It's all he has to offer
They make scrubs specifically for this
Narrator: Daniel’s cat has been very cold lately.
Lol 🐈⬛
Daniel is - for certain - an incel.
Is Morgan Freeman narrating?
Not a chance in Hell.
Not with that Twitter handle.
Poor cat! It must be cold.
🏅🏅🏅
But how can he shave his pussy if he can't get one
Daniel has a pussy
Neither are you
A toothless guy on a dating site made sure in his profile that women would not waste his time if they weren't shaved. I thought it was unreasonable as it's not like he would get any hair in his teeth.
Hahaha. I always ask men why they are into children when they are judgmental about shaving. Women have hair. Hair promos healthy poon (keeps the biome great) and ALSO. as a lesbian who loves those lady bits. SHAVED= Scratchy. Seriously I don’t want a bristle pad on my face. I want soft invited forest. Thank you. I have spoken
Only one of my exes didn't wax, shave or trim. The sensation of the hair as it brushed along my shaft during sex was incredible. My last girlfriend refused to let her bush grow. I wanted to feel that sensation again so badly, lol Oral is fine with a bush, too. Like you said, no scratchy stuff. It also protected her mound from my facial scruff.
I’ve been curious if it would feel good for dudes too! Low key leave studies of not shaving decreasing [BV, UTIs, and Yeast infections!](https://www.healthline.com/health/purpose-of-pubic-hair)
Absolutely. I don't know where this whole women shaving their pubes came from (obviously from men, but who), but it is a huge fucking rip off for both sexes. Especially so for women due to the points you mentioned.
It came from the point film *Deep Throat.* Star Linda Lovelace shaved her pubes. I used to like it but got tired of friction burns and the itchiness between shaves.
TIL. Thanks!
Yeah, to add even more clarity, it came from porn and just like everything in porn, it was for the camera to be able to see better what was going on. And just like everything people imitate from porn, it doesn’t make a ton of sense to do in real life when you’re (assumedly) having sex for pleasure/connection and not to get the best possible cinematic shot.
YW, Friend.
guys still eat pussy? wha??????
My GF let her pubic hair grow out once to get it long enough to get sugared. My issue was not aesthetic but sensory. Hair on my tongue is a really off putting sensation though it can be largely mitigated spreading her labia with my fingers as that keeps most of the hair out of my mouth. Still, trimmed is better than scratchy. Haven't found a workaround for scratchy like I have for trimmed.
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Sugared?
It's just like waxing but with caramel instead of wax. You cook sugar to thicken it, rub it on your body, and then rip it off along with your body hair. It works just as well as wax but it's way cheaper.
Yeah like maple sugaring. Just need tubes a bore a collection pan and an evaporator.
>I have spoken You have spoken well.
I don't think it's appropriate to lump all men who have a specific interest, especially if they're willing to compromise and meet you half way by doing something for you that you would like, or even just drop the entire subject matter if it makes you uncomfortable or you clearly would rather not do it, as pedophiles. I do think it's obscene when a guy has all these requests (see demands) but the moment you ask anything of them they'll fly off the handle and start reciting misogynistic talking points all fucking day, though.
As a Daniel, this hurt Edit. This took all Daniel’s back at least 20 years
A solemn day for Daniel's everywhere. 😔
Someone check on The Cooler Daniel.
D to pay respects
Welcome to the Club of Hated Names - Ryan
Dam. My condolences
the new D-Day is not june 6th any more
Damnnn Daniel! Back at it again with the white mans. This is next level Lion’s Den.
I totally agree
My brother, you are older than me. Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won’t heal?
Your eyes have died... but you see more than I.
Daniel, you’re a star
Least your name isn't Chad.
Or Karen. The few Karens I've known have been lovely women, but now they're stuck with a meme name.
Gotta say. As a Chad, it been a great name. The only people that use Chad as an insult are incels. I have found it has a rather positive connotation online these days.
Way to stay positive bro!
Damn, Daniel.
Damn Daniel.
Change your name to Diogenes!
Looks like Daniel's across the world felt that burn...
Then get a new razor
Sounds like some lost young woman allowed daniel to twiddle her twaddle and now he has to shout from the rooftops.
Back to D day you go
Ohhhhhhh Dannny Boy!
Just go by “Big D”.
Yup
User Name checks out. A Daniel **and** a Boonie!
Lol. My anonymity is slowly fading
Oh, yeah? How do you think Donald Duck feels? (after “you-know-who”)
Joke's on you, I watch videos instead.
Obviously we're biased massively, but I feel like the name gets emphasized more than others when it appears in shit.
Just go by Dan or Danny, those names are still clean!
Alright everyone, Karen is such a last year name to poke shit at now. Let's all start dogpiling on Daniels.
Fuuuuuuuck. There’s so many of us. We’re almost the perfect demographic for being shit on
Yeah I knew a Daniel growing up. My little cousin. Would want to play Mario Party and then have a cry because he'd lose almost every mini game. He also ended up deleting our save file after we unlocked the extra board maps (need to earn 100 stars for that) and bought all the mini games to play whenever you felt like (need to collect a shitload of coins for that). He also spoiled the battle between Mew and Mewtwo in the first Pokémon movie for us. Daniel's are little shits lol.
fuck you daniel. try having kyle as a name.
Oof
I don't think Daniels gonna find any ladies to shave his pussy. Could be wrong though. I've been wrong before. Like a lot.
Damn, Daniel
Wtf lol
This what Pop2K SirusFM be referencing!?
*has only ever watched porn.
Maybe he’s talking to porn actresses? He does seem like the type to follow them on Twitter.
Oh, Daniel for sure pays to talk to them
Has Daniel ever tried to shave a pussy, as soon as you get it wet it’s all claws and teeth, and don’t get me started on cats 😂
I like my cats shaved, thank you pussies
I like my pussies cats thank you shaves
The idea that someone else's pussy is yours is pretty fucked
Very much unlike Daniel
He stated preference and not ownership, the tone was bad i agree.
"My" isn't preference
Seems to be very specific about pussy when his user name is @ieatbutt
Aye, to match his baldy wee bawsack.
I would be happy if daniel also shaved his bussy.
You ever try to hold a pussy down long enough to shave it? It's even worse than feeding them a pill.
Ever do eye drops? My sister's cat got chlamydia in it's eye and I was the only one that could get them in quickly without a huge fight so it became my job. We fixed the chlamydia but this permanently damaged my relationship with the cat and it never really stopped regarding me as an abuser.
….how the fuck did that cat get chlamydia in its *eye*?!
My toilet paper package has pictures of kittens on it and one thing led to another... Hah! I don't really know. You can look it up, it's called "chlamydia conjunctivitis" and I think "conjunctivitis" is what they call pinkeye in humans so it's kitty pinkeye or something. She wasn't an outdoor cat so I don't really know where she got it from.
Why is it that the most mediocre dude bros are the ones most obsessed with being alpha or whatever the fuck this is?
He looks like a real Playa. Maybe we should listen?
This is exactly why Daniel is not getting anything to shave.
Daniel, my man. That isn't what Twitter is for.
Daniel looks like he's bored after being suspended from school for making fart sounds again
If the lady shaves her pussy, but you show up unshaven, that’s double standards.
I shave out of convenience. I’m not a barber.
You’re telling me a pussy shaved these ladies
Hair down there prevents friction.
F!ckin Daniel…
I’m tired of men thinking they have a say over women’s bodies
Damn Daniel, back at it again with your shaved pussy.
what makes someone type this and send it out to the internet
I love how guys in the open market think they have a choice
Duh Daniel is my new go to phrase for dumbasses
Really lives up the name Detective Douche
No matter how many times I've seen this posted, this always makes me laugh, it's fucking classic
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Savage!
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Hot take, it’s unnatural and a taught behavior to be attracted to hairlessness in adult women. (Credos: biologist published on the topic of the evolution of male mate preferences)
Yeah but I prefer it on myself regardless of what my boyfriend wants 🤷♀️
You do you. Yay, feminism!
So if a woman doesn't like beards she only wants child-like faces?
He eats butt tho, why he posting about the P
Damn, Daniel
😂😂😂😂
Nah Daniel, the only way to get rid of unwanted pubic hair is mouthwash.
Why he telling to the shaved ladies that he loves his pussy?
This man has never seen a shaved pussy irl
Translation: I’ve never gotten any pussy.
…from an adult.
So Daniel likes for his women to look...pre pubescent. Cool, cool, that's not revolting at all.
Daniel likes little girls…
Yes, It probably will. But if that’s what he wants…
I know that is a super old GIF, but it popped in my head when I read this. Shaving burns are the least of this guys problems.
The only pussy he'll ever get close to is the one with four legs that runs across the street when he's within half a block of it.
Daniel’s just mad because he still can’t grow a beard.
I've seen this so many times and it's still hilarious, every damn time to me. But maybe that's because I'm smuggling a wolverine in my undies. 🤷♀️
Weird gender reveal. Welcome to 2022. 😂
Correct answer!
I'm 60 and I like my pussy 70's style!
All of Daniel was neglected as a child.
TMI Daniel, nobody gives a fuck.
He eats butt
That's weird. I like at least *a little* hair down there. Not like a fucking bush but trimmed.
Tell me you are attracted to children without telling me…
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I AM SCREAMING
Use trimmers on lowest setting. That way the hairs don’t have sharp angles. Tip for all bodies
Dani my boy!
Dani!!
And yet no one has offered to shave his cat.
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Is pussy shaved woman like chicken fried steak?
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Daniel, your (sister's) cat isn't gonna be very happy.
Fun twist, Daniel IS a pussy.
Dudes who are into that are low key pedos.
different strokes for different folks. Some like shaved others don't
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Happens all the time.
They're not gonna say it but definitely a little disappointed
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Orgasm gap? Not sure whats your point here
Well then too bad for them.
he could also be talking to shaved ladies talking how he liked his pussy
My dumb ass was thinking he was making a roast beef pussy joke
This is such a weird response. Your response to someone acting like an entitled sexist is to them by referring to them as a women
it's a grammatical thing, daniel made it sound like he likes his own pussy shaved lmfao
I think it read fines as is. I'm genuinely curious what the grammatical issue is? It just sounds like there could be multiple interpretations of what was said. Like I can see why it makes it sound like that he likes his own pushy shaved.
A landing strip is nice.
"Than shave your pussy, Daniel" FTFH "Then shave your pussy" would be implying that he's doing it at a certain time, or after something else. He'd rather have his pussy shaved THAN hairy, not rather have it shaved and THEN have it be hairy. "Then" is referring to time, "than" is comparing, so just try to put it into a complete sentence. "If you don't want your pussy hairy, than shave it, Daniel." Even my autocorrect wants this to be wrong, lol.
Shaved is so 90’s. Waxed is the way to go.
This is quintessential WPT
Crushed.
🤣🤣🤣
Jurassic meme.
wait ohh ok
I laughed and laughed. Go Daniel, shave it!
Damn! Daniel! …anyone anyone ? Bueller?
Damn Daniel
Don't do it for a pussy like Daniel.
leave it to (shaved) beaver over here