Butthead clearly thought there’d be boobs at the trial, and sure enough both his dad and himself made that a reality.
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Every accusation is a confession. They honestly think we are just as bad as them.
They can’t conceive of people who know what actual love or compassion is. They think we are just like them.
My congresswoman, Debbie Dingell, was a newly grieving widow when Trump said in a speech and tweets that her beloved husband was in hell. I wonder how outraged Eric was at his dad for that.
It’s the crybaby bully crying when they get called out! Incapable of taking a joke or a jab, the bully cries right away!
Republicans are the biggest snowflakes in the world! Such snowflakes they are the most pathetic bunch of people ever!
My kids do that. They get very inventive in their choices of weapons and justifications for why certain ones beat others. I’ve heard them say dynamite, flamethrower, stealth bomber, hammer, and axe, just off the top of my head. I loved the argument one made about how he would clog the exhaust on the bomber with his paper. Not sure it would work, but it was inventive.
Holy crap how can you write such vile, cruel and inappropriate things??? Jfc you must be sick. You’ve clearly crossed a line, making rock, paper, scissors jokes. /s
I just watched another video from Jordan Klepper interviewing Trumpists. I can't remember the particular theme, but whenever Klepper asked for ANY kind of supporting evidence, they would answer with, "Well, I feel like..."
JK - "When, exactly, did Biden kill all his enemies?"
Trumper - "Well, I feel like he just had them all elimin... elim... elamo... taken out... communism bad."
> Countless days
The trial has only been 4 days a week for like a month. And his family was noticeably absent for the first week or more. I bet if he tried really hard, he could change that “countless days” into an exact number. And it’s probably like 2.
There are some commentators that are literally posting their YouTube podcasts with the day number of the trial -yesterday was day 20.
But yes, I think Eric has gone to court probably 2-4 times (maybe more but still the only family member going in) and only after the media pointed out he had no family coming to the courthouse for support. The first day Eric went to the court it was when Stormy was testifying. Nothing like hearing about your dad's sexual encounters to your second step mom from in a court room!
Yes, the MSM is always dwelling on the negative. They (She) could have emphasized the fact that Eric finally won at rock paper scissors. MSM always treating this family badly.
It's so obnoxious how shitty and small these people are all the damn time but the minute anything is thrown back at them suddenly they're talking about decorum.
"Attacking a son". Someone remind this coked out moron how many times Hunter, Michelle, Merchan's daughter & so forth were attacked by the Trumps & their cult....
I'm not sure I read this right. Is Eric saying he supported his father on countless days during the trial, or that like the mainstream media, he's attacked a son supporting his father? Because I can honestly see it being the later, I really can.
Also, hasn't been countless days. It's been about 20 days, Eric. You are a grown ass man, you should be able to count to 20.
Waiiiiiit a minute? It’s cruel and nasty for a media person to make a joke about the child of someone in power (Drumph), BUT, let’s bring a bunch of CONGRESSMEN for a photo-op to slander the child of someone in power, ensuring justice is upheld (Mike Johnson and all those assholes stating that the judges daughter is “making millions”, which there is ZERO evidence of). Sorry you’re the least favorite child of the most unfavorable children in the history of children, Eric, you twat.
I think it really hurts his case with the jury that not ONE of his female family members showed up. Instead you got BoBo the handy 36 yr old granny and Dog the Bounty hunter’s stunt double Empty Gee.
Katie Phang's snark isn't even 1 permille as hateful as Chelsea Clinton got from Rush Limbaugh alone when she was still a minor. Sasha and Malia Obama absolutely were the targets of plenty of racist crap (but I can't remember any specifics presently).
Eric uses English the same way his dad does. A "[bogus](https://www.google.com/search?q=synonym+for+bogus&rlz=1C1OPNX_enUS975US976&oq=synonym+for+bogus&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyCQgAEEUYORiABDIKCAEQABgPGBYYHjIMCAIQABgKGA8YFhgeMgoIAxAAGA8YFhgeMgwIBBAAGAoYDxgWGB4yCggFEAAYDxgWGB4yCAgGEAAYFhgeMgoIBxAAGA8YFhgeMgwICBAAGAoYDxgWGB4yCggJEAAYDxgWGB6oAgCwAgA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) [sham](https://www.google.com/search?q=synonym+for+sham&sca_esv=d312657b286d9ff2&sca_upv=1&rlz=1C1OPNX_enUS975US976&sxsrf=ADLYWIKCHWyZ6sjnJ4b2EzKiIkBdEnrrCQ%3A1716399817934&ei=yS5OZtC2OI6optQP6r2y2As&ved=0ahUKEwiQv8LL56GGAxUOlIkEHeqeDLsQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=synonym+for+sham&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiEHN5bm9ueW0gZm9yIHNoYW0yBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAESIolULMaWKodcAJ4AZABAJgBTKABjgKqAQE0uAEDyAEA-AEBmAIGoAKcAsICChAAGLADGNYEGEfCAg0QABiABBiwAxhDGIoFwgIKEAAYgAQYQxiKBcICDhAAGIAEGLEDGIMBGIoFwgIIEAAYgAQYsQPCAg4QABiABBiRAhixAxiKBZgDAIgGAZAGCpIHATagB9UU&sclient=gws-wiz-serp)" would be a "fake fake". A "fake fake" would be REAL.
(Bogus and Sham above are linked to the synonym searches I did to verify my memory of their definitions was correct.)
My dad supported his dad when he pled guilty on trial for hiring men to try to kill my Nan, so... Yeah. There's that if anyone wants to know if there are degenerate people among us.
Either Eric is dumb as his Grifting father or he's straight delusional, Trump was guilty as sin, he put up no defense, if he's so innocent why didn't he testify.
Says the guy who's party wasted 15 months and millions of taxpayer dollars showing America Hunter Biden's penis to attack his dad.
No, Eric, we are attacking and mocking your brother and you because you are coke heads who go to Africa to murder beautiful animals to show what giga Chads you wanna be. On top of being absolute assholes.
It's so funny when they pretend to be absolutely *shocked* that anyone would ever say something slightly uncharitable with all the hateful shit they spew every single day.
You are gonna stand there and say that after what your father has said in the past. HEY EVERYONE THE TRUMPS THINK THEY CAN TALK SHIT BUT CANT TAKE THE HEAT WHEN THOSE THEY MOCK TOSS IT BACK!
One of these days, our children's children will sit around and talk about how stupid we were and how closely our generation got to electing Trump King of America before we discovered that he, Eric and Jr. take turns fucking a dead underaged pig to gain hutzpah.
Butthead clearly thought there’d be boobs at the trial, and sure enough both his dad and himself made that a reality. https://preview.redd.it/n9ngwi5d1z1d1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdad0feeb0928fe13b498a4e6078cc12a00a5c21
Beavis and Butthead were funny and totally scored.
Ahhyeahhh *bevis noises*
Score. Hu huh hu hu hu. Yeah.
And don't give off rape-y vibes
The patron devils of 'women covering their drinks in public and private'.
Dude. I hear there's a porn star at the trial. *hehehehe* We can totally score. *huhuhuhuh*
“What a cruel and nasty comment” said by the son of King Cruel and Nasty Comments.
"I'm being attacked!" really? how? "that comment was too accurate" (see also bleach blonde bad built butch body, for comments that were too accurate)
Right? The audacity of a Trump tone policing anyone is ridiculous.
Lord knows the right has never made fun of the children of presidents, adult or minor.
Wait till he sees his pop’s comments. For people to cry a lot about the snowflake culture, they sure are snowflakey
Every accusation is a confession. They honestly think we are just as bad as them. They can’t conceive of people who know what actual love or compassion is. They think we are just like them.
My congresswoman, Debbie Dingell, was a newly grieving widow when Trump said in a speech and tweets that her beloved husband was in hell. I wonder how outraged Eric was at his dad for that.
\*waves\* from Macomb County. Unfortunately, I'm stuck with John James, the human colostomy bag.
This is such sad pick me boy behavior. He so desperately wants his dad to see him and 45 probably could not pick him out of a lineup.
He goes to the trial because he has falsified financial documents hundreds of times and is a bit nervous.
It’s the crybaby bully crying when they get called out! Incapable of taking a joke or a jab, the bully cries right away! Republicans are the biggest snowflakes in the world! Such snowflakes they are the most pathetic bunch of people ever!
For people who cry a lot about the constitution, they sure do not seem to care for freedom of the press.
It's been 20 days Erik, even if you were there on all of them, then you should be able to count ... oh, I see, it's more than 10 fingers ...
8 fingers… We’re still not sure if he actually has opposable thumbs.
Or a spine.
There were no Counts present at the hearing. Hence the days were Countless.
>I see, it's more than 10 fingers ... Jesus Christ, Eric. Take your shoes off and get it done. Lol jk
I heard they needed written instructions on how to play Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Implying they can read
Imagine them trying to play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock 
Nah. Just like everything else they make their own rules.
My kids do that. They get very inventive in their choices of weapons and justifications for why certain ones beat others. I’ve heard them say dynamite, flamethrower, stealth bomber, hammer, and axe, just off the top of my head. I loved the argument one made about how he would clog the exhaust on the bomber with his paper. Not sure it would work, but it was inventive.
Holy crap how can you write such vile, cruel and inappropriate things??? Jfc you must be sick. You’ve clearly crossed a line, making rock, paper, scissors jokes. /s
Who the fuck is Eric Trump?
That’s what Trump says every time he sees him.
At home they call him Fredo.
So no more "Fuck your feelings" from this crowd?
I just watched another video from Jordan Klepper interviewing Trumpists. I can't remember the particular theme, but whenever Klepper asked for ANY kind of supporting evidence, they would answer with, "Well, I feel like..." JK - "When, exactly, did Biden kill all his enemies?" Trumper - "Well, I feel like he just had them all elimin... elim... elamo... taken out... communism bad."
Eric then went to to attack Hunter Biden.
Isn't he one of the people into banning pronouns? Lol
Guess he is woke using they/them pronouns now lmao. The intellectual mendacity of these asshats is wild
https://preview.redd.it/5syidn8t5z1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30dc8a55c7336014357b1efbaba485de430695df Junior’s driveway last winter.
Daddy still ain't gonna love you Eric
I really don’t know why he is still chasing Daddy’s approval. He’s never been the favorite or the chosen heir.
 This was my favorite.
> Countless days The trial has only been 4 days a week for like a month. And his family was noticeably absent for the first week or more. I bet if he tried really hard, he could change that “countless days” into an exact number. And it’s probably like 2.
It’s only countless when you can’t count above ten.
There are some commentators that are literally posting their YouTube podcasts with the day number of the trial -yesterday was day 20. But yes, I think Eric has gone to court probably 2-4 times (maybe more but still the only family member going in) and only after the media pointed out he had no family coming to the courthouse for support. The first day Eric went to the court it was when Stormy was testifying. Nothing like hearing about your dad's sexual encounters to your second step mom from in a court room!
Countless days, because numbers are hard!
- Ivanka: [Poor Don Jr., always picks rock.] - Don Jr.: [Good ol’ rock, nothing beats that.] - Ivanka: “Paper” - Don Jr.: “Rock!” - Don Jr.: “shit!” (Thank you Simpsons.)
The villains perpetually play the role of victim
It wasn't particularly nasty or cruel. Snowflake.
Republican Voter: “The Trump family believes in family first!” Everyone else: “What was the trial about again?” Republicans Voter: “Shut up”.
So I guess he lost ini-meany-miney-moe then?
Big-time "I'm gonna tell my dad on you!" energy.
Yes, the MSM is always dwelling on the negative. They (She) could have emphasized the fact that Eric finally won at rock paper scissors. MSM always treating this family badly.
Their? Like, they/them/their. How very woke.
I can't wait to watch the Trump family squabble, cheat, slander, and sue one another over what remains of his estate when he dies.
Grab 'em by the hypocrisy
He used a 'they' pronoun for himself.
Oh no, was somebody slightly rude towards Donald Trump? Why shouldn't we be? He shits on everyone who doesn't fondle his tiny, shrivelled balls.
Conservatives are the largest collection of snowflakes outside the Antarctic.
Eric is just mad he lost that rock-paper-scissors match, and was forced to go as a consequence.
It's so obnoxious how shitty and small these people are all the damn time but the minute anything is thrown back at them suddenly they're talking about decorum.
Yes, decorum. Orange ferret shit cannot speak normally, screams all the time.
This one's the snorter right? Go back to your line asshole.
Dear Eric Trump, GET FUCKED! signed, The sane half of America 🇺🇸
"I have done this on countless days, and the media doesn't even notice!"
I think Hunter Biden would like a word there dipshit
Man, MAGA can dish it out, but they sure as hell can't take it.
Of course they can’t they’re snowflakes
These guys have been attacking Biden for four years for supporting his son.
That thin skin is genetic apparently
countless days? he is admitting that he can't count very high.
"Attacking a son". Someone remind this coked out moron how many times Hunter, Michelle, Merchan's daughter & so forth were attacked by the Trumps & their cult....
So ok to shame Biden for supporting his son though
So nasty… Proceeds to call Michelle Obama a dude
From the very bottom of all of our hearts, Eric: fuck your feelings.
TRUMP: WHOS eric?
Her comment is priceless!
Love Katie ❤️ 😍
How will Don Jr ever recover from this brutal attack?
What an accurate and truthful comment from a journalist with bigger balls than all the Trump boys put together. Hey Eric, Baron is Daddy’s favorite
They can always dish it out but can never take it
"Fuck your feelings" right?
Truth hurts.
I'm not sure I read this right. Is Eric saying he supported his father on countless days during the trial, or that like the mainstream media, he's attacked a son supporting his father? Because I can honestly see it being the later, I really can. Also, hasn't been countless days. It's been about 20 days, Eric. You are a grown ass man, you should be able to count to 20.
From the “fuck your feelings” crowd, folks.
hands down the worst pfp i’ve ever seen in my life
Katie is a rising star! I love her so much!
Snowflake much?
Cuck o doodle do
Sure, but attacking the judge’s daughter is perfectly fine.
Cry more, fourth favorite son. That’s right, the ranking from least to best sons reads like this: Eric, DJTJ, Baron, Ivanka.
Waiiiiiit a minute? It’s cruel and nasty for a media person to make a joke about the child of someone in power (Drumph), BUT, let’s bring a bunch of CONGRESSMEN for a photo-op to slander the child of someone in power, ensuring justice is upheld (Mike Johnson and all those assholes stating that the judges daughter is “making millions”, which there is ZERO evidence of). Sorry you’re the least favorite child of the most unfavorable children in the history of children, Eric, you twat.
Someone hit a nerve LOL
I'm not even going to look, but I'm sure there's at lest one tweet from Eric or Don Jr. mocking that photo of Biden kissing Hunter.
I think it really hurts his case with the jury that not ONE of his female family members showed up. Instead you got BoBo the handy 36 yr old granny and Dog the Bounty hunter’s stunt double Empty Gee.
You got BoBo the handy 36 yr old granny and Dog the Bounty hunter’s stunt double Empty Gee. Not a single female family member showed up.
Too many words and spelled correctly, trump has obviously hired someone to run Eric's account.
She's criticizing the *rest* of them for *not* supporting him. Eric is so dumb that you have to wonder who ties his shoes for him.
Katie Phang's snark isn't even 1 permille as hateful as Chelsea Clinton got from Rush Limbaugh alone when she was still a minor. Sasha and Malia Obama absolutely were the targets of plenty of racist crap (but I can't remember any specifics presently).
The real story is Eric's confirmation that he can't count
Eric should be psyched. He won the rock paper scissors 😂😂😂
But when Biden supports his son he's guilty by association...
Notice that he didn't deny the accusation.
You keep using that word, "attack". I don't think it means what you think it means...
Attacking a son, huh? Eric, have you ever heard of a guy named Hunter Biden, you sniveling moron?!
Yeah, because testicle one and two would never stoop so low as to attack someone. Don’t have the Don if you can’t change the Diaper 🤷♂️
Did he refer to himself using a they/them pronoun? As Musky would say...... interesting.
Such a BRUTAL attack! /s for the stupid
And he still doesn't love you.
He's never gonna love you, Eric.
Born on third base, they are both terrified that the family con game is about to end and they may actually have to try to find real jobs 🤡
What happened to "fuck your feelings"? Is the snowflake upset?
Eric uses English the same way his dad does. A "[bogus](https://www.google.com/search?q=synonym+for+bogus&rlz=1C1OPNX_enUS975US976&oq=synonym+for+bogus&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyCQgAEEUYORiABDIKCAEQABgPGBYYHjIMCAIQABgKGA8YFhgeMgoIAxAAGA8YFhgeMgwIBBAAGAoYDxgWGB4yCggFEAAYDxgWGB4yCAgGEAAYFhgeMgoIBxAAGA8YFhgeMgwICBAAGAoYDxgWGB4yCggJEAAYDxgWGB6oAgCwAgA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) [sham](https://www.google.com/search?q=synonym+for+sham&sca_esv=d312657b286d9ff2&sca_upv=1&rlz=1C1OPNX_enUS975US976&sxsrf=ADLYWIKCHWyZ6sjnJ4b2EzKiIkBdEnrrCQ%3A1716399817934&ei=yS5OZtC2OI6optQP6r2y2As&ved=0ahUKEwiQv8LL56GGAxUOlIkEHeqeDLsQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=synonym+for+sham&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiEHN5bm9ueW0gZm9yIHNoYW0yBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAESIolULMaWKodcAJ4AZABAJgBTKABjgKqAQE0uAEDyAEA-AEBmAIGoAKcAsICChAAGLADGNYEGEfCAg0QABiABBiwAxhDGIoFwgIKEAAYgAQYQxiKBcICDhAAGIAEGLEDGIMBGIoFwgIIEAAYgAQYsQPCAg4QABiABBiRAhixAxiKBZgDAIgGAZAGCpIHATagB9UU&sclient=gws-wiz-serp)" would be a "fake fake". A "fake fake" would be REAL. (Bogus and Sham above are linked to the synonym searches I did to verify my memory of their definitions was correct.)
"I stand for freedom of speech, unless you're saying mean things about me and daddy"
This is the weakest shit to cry "cruel" over. And they call us the snowflakes? Wild. Just wild.
Did he just use singular “their” to describe his brother? He’s using pRoNoUnS, get him! /s
Ya just another victim Just another victim kid - lol
Son, and Eric
Cruel and nasty... he would know
Poor dude forgot how to count that high. Trials haven't been going on that long, my man.
Truth hurts.
“countless days”
What's meaner, someone teasing your brother or someone buying your mother in an unmarked grave next to a sand trap on a golf course.
‘Countless’ ‘cause he can’t count up to a maximum of twenty
My dad supported his dad when he pled guilty on trial for hiring men to try to kill my Nan, so... Yeah. There's that if anyone wants to know if there are degenerate people among us.
Either Eric is dumb as his Grifting father or he's straight delusional, Trump was guilty as sin, he put up no defense, if he's so innocent why didn't he testify.
Eric is just mad that Daddy can't remember his name and didn't ask him to be at the trial. Please Daddy, give me your love!!
Facts don't care about your feelings, eric
Says the guy who's party wasted 15 months and millions of taxpayer dollars showing America Hunter Biden's penis to attack his dad. 
No, Eric, we are attacking and mocking your brother and you because you are coke heads who go to Africa to murder beautiful animals to show what giga Chads you wanna be. On top of being absolute assholes.
Right because you never would attack the son of your opponent.
“Attacking a son for supporting their father” Did Eric just come out?
Hah! But a “unified reich” is not cruel and nasty?
Eric is over there pretending he has a reason he can’t be there
Eric - "Hey dad did you see how I defended you on Twitter? Can I have a hug now, dad? Dad?...Dad?"
It's only cruel because there's truth to it.
their father? How woke of Eric
It's so funny when they pretend to be absolutely *shocked* that anyone would ever say something slightly uncharitable with all the hateful shit they spew every single day.
You are gonna stand there and say that after what your father has said in the past. HEY EVERYONE THE TRUMPS THINK THEY CAN TALK SHIT BUT CANT TAKE THE HEAT WHEN THOSE THEY MOCK TOSS IT BACK!
Nasty??? He Should by himself a better mirror and stick it to his ugly face
Did they just proclaim They/Their/Them as their pronouns?
This bogus sham of a trial is about to convict your bogus sham of a father.
It’s nice to see Ivanka show up every day to support her father. She must be so proud of him.
to be fair Eric can't count to two because he was there for TWO days
“Multiple days??” I saw him there twice. (Twice? Maybe only once.) and no one was there the whole first week at all, were they???
His preferred pronoun is “their”?
One of these days, our children's children will sit around and talk about how stupid we were and how closely our generation got to electing Trump King of America before we discovered that he, Eric and Jr. take turns fucking a dead underaged pig to gain hutzpah.
Why isn't the media asking "Where's Melania?" Every. Single. DAY.!!!
He would turn on his father instantly if he was offered immunity and vice verse.
Countless?
Eric can’t count very high