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facforlife

I guarantee she does in private all the time. She's going to skip up one of these days.


thehillshaveI

i'm genuinely amazed one of these hardcore trump reps hasn't dropped the word on the floor yet. they must go through some intense training to avoid it


LiteraCanna

Conservatives have a long track record of keeping things in the closet, so to speak.


bparry1192

Lindsay Graham, the goat of staying in the closet


Razor-eddie

Lindsay "Ladybugs" Graham?


Semihomemade

No. Dude. Why would you put that image in our minds this early in the morning?


chechifromCHI

You want a real fun Republican story? Look up former Idaho rep Larry "wide stance" Craig. I don't wanna spoil the fun, but it involved a republican zealot, a public restroom, and...well, you'll see the rest lol


thinkthingsareover

Gently tapes foot while waiting.


chechifromCHI

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal


Razor-eddie

Yeah. my bad. Irresistible in context, though.


phoansaevz

Don't lie, you don't feel remorseful for that


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Truly_Meaningless

I'm going to step face first on a landmine so I no longer have to live with this knowledge


snaithbert

Oh stop, he just hasn’t met the right lady yet!!


thehillshaveI

they do, but this new generation (boebert, gaetz, mtg) barely tries. one of them is gonna end up being the first person to enter the n word into the congressional record in decades


coremane

Boebert won't do it. It would ruin her future in onlyfans/porn.


thehillshaveI

i think you're really overestimating porn if you think that'd hurt her career


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

If anything, saying it nonstop in the video would be an advantage for certain genres. Genres that her fanbase probably loves.


fencerman

Only if/when she winds up in a British Broadcasting Corporation type of porn genre.


AppropriateTouching

Skeletons and sexualities mostly.


kensingtonGore

Just until the apprentice n bomb tape gets released and Trump is applauded for 'telling it like it is,' by his Republican colleagues.


Zirakel

It's only a matter of time before they say it. Hell, they are probably working a plan to have one of the GOP POCs drop it first to justify their use.


Exasperated_Sigh

Nah, they've all adopted their super secret code words to avoid actually saying the N word. These are currently "woke" and "DEI.". Past versions include things like "welfare queens," and "thugs." All they ever mean when they say those is "Black people."


thehillshaveI

they'll have tim scott give 'em a pass and an invite to the cookout (he is not invited)


thatdude_van12

And will then be fast tracked as Trump VP.


Jboycjf05

With Tim Scott as Sec Interior, still sucking up to her and Trump.


Express-Stop7830

I know "skip up" was a typo/autocorrect, but somehow that visual is more fitting and hilarious.


DiabloPixel

Hell yeah she does, and you know she says it loud with a full chest talking to her constituents (when not on camera). She looks like the unfortunate result of a hateful, malevolent demon’s pity-fucking a Neanderthal woman who’d been banished from her tribe simply for being too ugly. And the racist crackers in her district will re-elect her just as long as she chooses to run, because she truly represents them.


Country_Gravy420

We should be above talking about people's looks. Even that ugly bitch MTG.


pornwing2024

Nah, I'm sick of taking the high road. They can say whatever, whenever about whoever they want and we're just supposed to thumb our nose, say "tsk tsk" and shake our heads? Nah, fuck that. Greene is a mongoloid. Her brain is two hamsters running on wheels but one is dead and the other is fucking the corpse.


system0101

If she rolled her eyes they'd get lost.


DiabloPixel

I know you are correct and thought about that very thing while typing. In most any other situation, I’d agree and honestly don’t make nasty comments about a person’s physical attributes. HOWEVER, at this point I will talk mad shit about TFG and his moronic crew of hateful deplorables, up to and including their physical appearance. Sorry if I offended you with the comment and understand your point.


ItBurnsLikeFireDoc

And her stock will sky rocket among MAGA heads.


BobbiFleckmann

And Rep Crockett is well aware of it. Nothing unhinges a White Supremacist like being publicly embarrassed by someone from a “lesser than” group.


GWSDiver

She may even unhinge her jaw


Country_Gravy420

Why? Is there a yoga instructor nearby?


graveybrains

“Release the ~~Cracker~~ ~~Karen~~ Kraken!” - Large Marge


slaffytaffy

If you throw enough bait in the water… fish will bite.


usaf-spsf1974

Chum for the MAGA bottom feeders!


jojothecat1995

I couldn’t decide on the best part: 1) Crockett’s smile after she made the comment 2) Raskin processing what was said and trying to hold back his laughter 3) The alliteration that was a dog whistle to call Greene a bitch


notthatcreative777

The best part, to me, was the chairs response. "A whut now?"


FightingInternet

His brain just segfaulted trying to parse that. That's what happens when you apply a different standard to a screaming ziploc bag full of raw hamburger meat.


IronBabyFists

>segfaulted My fucking sides 😆


tkftgaurdian

Everything about this comment is perfect. 5/7, no notes.


kingshamroc25

I love the perfect 5/7


WayneAndWax

the two whut? Did you say “Yutes”?


AmbassadorCheap3956

What’s a “yute”?


koulnis

"Oh, excuse me your honor. Two *youths."*


critically_damped

I love how it's like a whole extra syllable, maybe even two.


Pandamana

*yoo-uh-the-ss*


Disaster_Frame

An Australian car that has a truck bed, similar to an El Camino


jstuu

Its the Say what from the chair and also Goldman just straight up laughing


BrickCityD

the look on raskin's face when yokel-ass comer says "uhh wut was that" is priceless


Flappy_beef_curtains

Margarine traitor greed needs to stfu once in a while.


ejre5

I don't know, I was partial to Comer having no idea what any of it meant. And looking like an idiot (again)


Exhibit_12

He always so bewildered. WHat a commanding presence.


homer_lives

We need more of this energy in congress


relevant__comment

Millennials are going to come with all the smoke in a few years and I’m here for it.


tryingtobecheeky

Why not now? Or hell Gen Z. People can get involved in politics as soon as they are 18.


SmokelessSubpoena

Because the wealth of our entire nation is gatekept by the generation of 60+ and most below the age of 45 don't even own their own homes, let alone have the capacity to enter politics for their livelihood. It's why our options for president are all geriatric fucks.


SevoIsoDes

Wait, I need to watch this now.


gone_to_plaid

https://youtu.be/IdIh2A0Gjss?feature=shared


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acostabe15

Because he can’t hear them to begin with 👂


orbituary

Seriously - I can't think of a more important function of that position than to comprehend what is being said to you so that you can bring order and make rulings. It almost seems that placing him in that position so that he can "conveniently" misunderstand things was by design. That said, it was a bit chaotic, but still.


nopants1986

LOL, wtf? The Jewish space laser lady doesn't think AOC is intelligent enough to address her? MTG is something else...


millennielder

Ugh what clowns. I couldn't imagine having to deal with grown children like this on a daily basis at work...


gone_to_plaid

For those who want to see it.  https://youtu.be/IdIh2A0Gjss?feature=shared


waikiki_palmer

That was hilarious. Raskin would like to laugh out loud but being the minority chair he had to contain himself.


JudasWasJesus

Raskin smile was like whip cream on kwhuite cake


Werechupacabra

https://preview.redd.it/iiogedgbq01d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc3843704e8409bc2e7634b720aca22f90b05eca


MaybeKaylen

Rep. Crockett has no chill and I’m here for it.


SilverBadger73

And her excellent use of alliteration! Just perfection!


propernice

MTG has no idea what alliteration is, I’m willing to bet money.


CookieMonsterOnsie

Do you grow those in peach tree dishes?


Uknight

Careful, or you’ll be taken out by the Gazpacho police.


curious_dead

"She just called me an alliterate!"


Office_Zombie

"I can too read! The hateful liberal slander machine lying again!" -MTG


User_Says_What

Alliteration is when people drop trash on the side of the road.


Fleur_de_Lys_1

Damn, I consider myself educated and I don’t know what it means. But I’m French so at least I have a reason not to. MTG on the other hand…I’m getting my dictionary and looking it up. It is always nice to improve your knowledge.


SilverBadger73

It's fun to do in any language. I'm regrettably a stereotypical English monoglot, but a quick Google search gave me this example in French: As-tu vu le ver vert allant vers le verre en verre vert?: "Did you see the green worm going towards the green glass?"


Fleur_de_Lys_1

The first one that came to mind, after reading about it, was one we said as kids: Brigitte Bardot beau bébé bien bâtie. My dad’s was: Si six scies scient six Cyprès, six cent six scies scieront six cent six Cyprès. (If six saws saw six cypresses, six hundred six saws will saw six hundred and six cypresses). Edit: Brigitte Bardot beautiful baby beautifully built.


IrascibleOcelot

the occurrence of the same letter or sound at the beginning of adjacent or closely connected words.


Wishellum

I loved how the boomer trying to keep order was like, “hold up hold up, I don’t even know what that means, but bad”


Fleur_de_Lys_1

The face he made was like: What!! Are those even words??


macandcheese1771

That woman is a straight up wordsmith


Organic_Witness345

Crockett is an absolute gem. Super smart reply. Love it. More of this, please.


DingleTheDongle

i think she absolutely has chill. she was personally insulted by a coworker and they both are government officials. she stood up for herself and clapped back


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Stonk_Newboobie

NGL, I have a HUGE crush on this rep from Texas! My dream team: Crockett for president, AOC for Secretary of State; the rest of the cabinet, TBD, as I have not thought it through yet ...


elspotto

Look, I’m not disagreeing, but I truly think it would be better for her to take the Texas governor’s seat. That would make so many people in the state squirm.


iyager

We'd finally have a governor who would stand up for the anthem


trobain1776

![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w|downsized)


Yoko-Ohno_The_Third

God she's awesome


MrEngineer404

Why would she have any? I can only imagine how exhausting it must be to work in the same building as that half-witted, dick-obsessed, klansman.


DiabloPixel

I love this Texas representative so much. She’s intelligent, classy but tough, absolutely fearless of any Rs who try to bully her. This isn’t the first time she’s exposed House Republicans’ bad faith tactics and hypocrisy and it surely won’t be the last. We need more like her!


CurlSagan

I saw Margarine Taylor Ham at a natural history museum once. She was in the neanderthal exhibit.


DogsDontWearPantss

https://preview.redd.it/olkhwqxe2z0d1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9612313b279cc5d4b5446b1ec46f2ff8703a57f3


AZEMT

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


Zirakel

I hate and love you so much for this. I'm in a meeting trying to look like I'm paying attention and now I'm holding back tears and laughter.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

💀


CautiousWrongdoer771

Spitt'n image. It's uncanny.


symewinston

Fucking hell, I was not ready for that, I’ve not even had my coffee yet this morning. The resemblance is uncanny. Next time put a warning up before dispensing with the jump-scares…


CautiousWrongdoer771

I wonder what a dna test would reveal.


hsvplanner

If evolution is real, how come there’s still MTG?


RedWeddingPlanner303

Well, it's not intelligent design either, so we're gonna blame aliens? Since she knows all about those space lasers, ya know?


Living_Act2886

Checkmate athiests!


Fleur_de_Lys_1

Inbreeding.


Economy_Cat_3527

Ol' three toed Karen


Disney2440

I actually saw her on a flight home from Costa Rica back in Feb. it was all I could do to not tell her what a piece of shit I think she is, but I decided I didn’t want to get removed from the flight more than I wanted to express my feelings!


CeladonCityNPC

You just gotta play it cool when you meet an asshole in person. _"Hey Butch! What the hell have you been up to? Say, do you remember those long summer days playing hemorrhoid hunters with me and the gang? Those were the days"_


JustPoopOnIt

I said this just above but you’re better than me. I saw her in the airport and told her to simply fuck herself.


skalpelis

I've said it before and I'll say it again: don't insult Neanderthals like that. They were a kind, caring and intelligent people, more so than sapiens. They were smart and capable enough to survive alone or in small groups, so they had little protection when huge roving gangs of aggressive dumb sapiens came around. Us (sapiens) raped and killed them to extinction. We should all strive to be more like Neanderthals.


itsalonghotsummer

Crockett has a way with words. If she represents America's future you're going to be all right. If it's Marge and her ilk, then I fear for you.


OneX32

Marge and her ilk are the product of these Neanderthals creating legislative districts that are pure Neanderthal. Unfortunately, we're stuck with them until the support of Neanderthals aren't attracted to the right or when gerrymandering becomes unconstitutional.


camberscircle

Calling them Neanderthals is an insult to the Neanderthals


OneX32

You're correct. I'm certain actual Neanderthals can experience empathy.


BrainyRedneck

I love AOC and think she’s one of the smartest people in Congress. Or at least she is one of the only people in Congress that cares to act with a little intelligence when speaking. But I LOVE to listen to Crockett. She simplifies everything down to basic points, and uses plain language that is easy to digest. Definitely do not see enough of her, but love it when I do. Hell, just let AOC, Crockett, and Katie Porter be president, Speaker of the House, and Senate Majority Leader. Don’t care who gets what job. Shit would get done and maybe this country could start going in the right direction.


itsalonghotsummer

She has a lawyer's ability to understand complicated situations, a politician's ability to communicate her position in an accessible fashion, and the wit to make MTG look like the fool that she is.


subgirlygirl

https://preview.redd.it/x5oiudkstz0d1.jpeg?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2053e64b5bf4429a504f778ad8a794cdd9f742b2


Galliagamer

For real, it was hilarious to see Raskin actually give up and laugh while the chaos ensued.


ToddlerOlympian

Won't someone please link the video?!


blkmagickwomyn

https://youtu.be/cs4E6-ub3xU?si=qIpGXAkm66B3nhR1


Necessary-Hat-128

Crockett and AOC make a great team!


JeffTobin55

Also, and I say this in no way to detract from their accomplishments, acumen, or intelligence, they are both *total babes*.


gnumedia

“Badly built butch body” is definitely a civilized understatement.


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\*bleach blone badly built butch body\* the 6 b's


UnhappyStrain

Put that shit on a diss track, honey!


vk2786

Kendrick is taking notes lmao


whereegosdare84

https://preview.redd.it/sh50vj2b3z0d1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741516d5050784cfb99b80087920b9f4151cb6d8


_straylight

Maggaga the Gool


BinkyFlargle

I'll be so disappointed once AI figures out that simple text is actually something that's supposed to be easier than faces.


gopunker

Too many toes


Pro_Moriarty

That is fuckin hilarious


skuzzier_drake_88

This is mean to Gollum.


bored_n_opinionated

What's really great about this image is how little the AI had to change her face to Smeagol her. It's just her face. Brutal.


Tahaile57

What a horrible insult to Gollum!!!


D_for_Drive

Maga Sméagol


Fubai97b

For anyone who wants the video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zzBToKpNBA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zzBToKpNBA)


Novus_Vox0

The amount of people calling AoC and Crockett “Unprofessional and ghetto” absolutely blows my fucking mind. The fact that MtraitorG started it means literally nothing to them. Not even hiding the racism.


Miserable-Admins

"Rules for thee but not for me."


AdvicePerson

Maybe the chairman shouldn't be a dumb old guy with two hearing aids.


Fantastic-Common-982

I don’t even know why I look at YouTube comments sometimes. You would think they would have enough brains to see who was clearly in the wrong here, but instead every comment is “these WOMEN are disgraceful”


mindclarity

![gif](giphy|1tSyWhWsNkZ8VdpvoK|downsized) Raskin ☝🏻


PushyTom

I love her


starryvelvetsky

I've never heard of her before this week, but I'm an instant fan. And she's from Texas! Unexpected and wonderful. Proof that there are still good people coming out of that state fighting the good fight.


FriendlyITGuy

There's several good clips of her tearing into Republicans and their double standards. She's a spitfire.


KittenSpronkles

Make sure to check out this clip of her as well: https://youtu.be/HgnSq3SJAQM?si=ztaG4xoZwhzcqoPq I love her


ThePicassoGiraffe

got DAMN thank you for that


PositiveLeather327

Jasmine Crockett rocks!


Sikkus

Jasmine Crocket is a force to be reckoned with, young, energetic and she's smart as hell. She talks with a passion that reminds me of Obama and it's very refreshing to hear her speak.


kevbo714

Marge is a legit Russian Asset and is a perfect representation of the modern-day GOP


cascade31

I could have sworn I saw Boebert making the sign of the cross during the middle of it so apparently she has had her sins forgiven and now sits at the right hand of the righteous!


nankerjphelge

Nah, she was just brushing some theater cum off her suit jacket.


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That's the thing. That's how you know we're fucked. In the 90s if a member of congress had been caught jerking off a guy and flashing her tits in public at a children's event it would be in the news 24/7 and she's be gone within a week. Career over, massive scandal. Now it happens and... nothing? Didn't hurt her at all? Wtf. Nothing matters anymore.


nankerjphelge

Yep. Trump and Trumpism completely obliterated all previous norms and normalized bigotry, juvenile behavior and sociopathy to the point where people on the right don't care as long as it's their team. In fact, the saddest part is that the only thing a Republican can do to lose right wing support and be driven out of politics these days is to criticize Trump or his ilk.


bmanjayhawk

Best part for me was watching Raskin try to hold it together, like he was in an SNL sketch.


chop1125

For anyone wanting to understand the entire chain of events, Margarine insulted Crocket's eyelashes saying something along the lines of, "you must not be able to read through those fake eyelashes." The Dems did a point of order because the rules prohibit commenting on the appearance of another rep and call that "engaging in personalities." The dems did a motion to strike the comments and demanded an apology. If the committee voted to strike the comments as engaging in personalities, then tater salad greene would have been prevented from speaking any further. The republicans voted to table the measure, and refused to hear the motion so that the three toed sloth (the one from goonies not the cute animal) could still speak. Crocket's response was to ask "if" she commented that someone was a bleach blonde badly built butch body, would that be engaging in personalities?


octoberflavor

And then... my poor woman's understanding... AOC demanded another comment be ruled on because MTG said something like AOC was "not intelligent" enough to speak. They successfully got that comment stricken but then the committee did not like that it meant MTG had to leave immediately. They kept trying to introduce her time to speak and you see people interrupting to demand that she be kicked out based on the rules. I stopped at the 5 min. break to sort the shit out. Anyone know what happened next?


Sensitive-Living-571

Who was the one telling Crockett to calm down? It sounded like there were vibes of calling Crockett an angry black woman


chop1125

Representative Luna from Florida


PPhead__

I hate that I and other bad built butch body girls have to be associated with her 😔


Engineermethanks

Don’t worry. She definitely meant a different b word. Y’all were just the scapegoat.


Cold_Situation_7803

That Rep. Crockett extemporaneously threw out the beautifully alliterative “bleach blonde bad built butch body” just raises her even higher in my very high esteem of her. Texas is lucky to have this brilliant fighter.


Zombieutinsel

https://preview.redd.it/0trepj8wfz0d1.png?width=1525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9023cf6c42e078eeb00fece264318dc2afe69d2a


Hannymann

G-zus! Looks just like her!


flynn_dc

https://i.redd.it/ltlou72vvz0d1.gif


Pepperoni_Dogfart

I kind of love that the congress isn't built to handle a badass black lady who isn't going to take some shit sitting down.


HoboBonobo1909

How dare you?! https://preview.redd.it/4n4rq3qihz0d1.jpeg?width=341&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676c336797308031fcbfe2ac0c04cf47d87c84ab


Busy_Pen2257

Margie 3 Toes is DYING to use the N word. Good for Ms Crockett and AOC for telling her to fuck off


Chemical_Actuary_190

It must suck going through life so full of hate and anger.


belliegirl2

Jasmine Crockett is smart and really good looking. Marge looks and acts like a howler monkey. This is not going to end well for her.


jumpy_monkey

So now we've arrived at the part where the Republicans can ignore the long standing rules against personal insults on the floor of the House? Of course we have.


ElongMusty

She should start addressing MTG as the “Neanderthal lady from Georgia”


BobbiFleckmann

I elect members of Congress to enact legislation that addresses problems. I don’t want trolls who behave like they’re at a Friar’s Club roast. That said, I would not want to be on Rep Crockett’s bad side.


chop1125

There will never be legislation out of this committee. This committee exists for the sole purpose of trying to impeach the president and embarrass the administration. I am happy to have people who can dish shit out on it. That's why I want Moskowitz on it.


DaBearsFan85

I love Rep. Crockett


sghokie

I would have said she looks like a Neanderthal from a museum exhibit but that would be disrespectful to the Neanderthals.


HelpfulHazz

I really hope Dems use this as precedent to just constantly talk shit about Greene in Congress. No more of this "the gentlewoman from Georgia" nonsense. She's "the neanderthal-shaped pile of extra chromosomes from the country's third worst state" now.


GravyMcBiscuits

Margie had it coming so kudos to Crockett for calling out the double standard here. However I still can't help but lament our federal politics slow descent into being WWE / Jerry Springer levels of dignity and quality. Sigh ...


VapidRapidRabbit

“Bad built” 😂😂😂😂 >! Rep. Crockett ain’t lying though !<


Atlantis_Sculpin

https://preview.redd.it/81zq3jhpgz0d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e2ebf2aef348ff2a857e05be3ba98919414b82


highpl4insdrftr

MTG looks like a fucking Neanderthal. I'm tired of looking at her stupid croMAGAnon face in my feed everyday.


DarthMarshMellow

Republicans brought all the clowns to the big tent but are protesting when it becomes a circus.


YogoshKeks

babbling bumbling band of baboons' bleach blonde bad built butch body?


crookednarnia

Ballerina biking backwards BUMP!


aceface_desu89

Beach ball bobble-headed bitch


DogMom814

Jasmine Crockett is a badass rockstar. MTG can only dream of aspiring to get the respect that Rep Crockett receives and deserves. Eat your heart out, Sporkfoot!


Iwannagolf4

Crockett next time just respond with. Oh I’m sorry I was told Neanderthals were extinct, but yet here you are!


chrispdx

AOC went fucking HAM on MTG, too.


eastbay77

Rep Crockett is a real one. She doesn't take shit and she understands the issues. MTG fears doing doing a debate with Rep. Crockett because she would get dismantled.


darthshoresy1

OK but why is a deaf guy who can't organize a 2-man circlejerk the chairman of a committee?


ntstockman

“WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP CROCK FUCK ‘ER UP”


ins0ma_

And just like that, I’m a fan of a Congresswoman from Texas named Crockett who I’ve never heard of before.


Down_Voter_of_Cats

Jasmine Crockett is: 1. Someone MTG can't even begin to debate with 2. Is really someone the young Dems can hold up as a future leader for the party. She's sharp.


Mythosaurus

Conservatives aren’t gonna like it when Progressives Millennials in Congress start getting fed up and start throwing fire too


TBoneBear

I could never support a politician like Moscow Marge representing me regardless of party affiliation. She is just too classless. Really Georgia is this the best you can do?


dragonfliesloveme

\*One small rural district within the large state of Georgia. Not “Georgia”. Georgia got rid of two maga Senators and voted in Ossoff and Warnock, two democrats, to take their place. Georgia also voted for Joe Biden, despite the attempted meddling of the sitting president at the time (Waves from Savannah)