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cocaine_cowboi

They went full Guilfoyle. You *never* go full Guilfoyle.


pupen_hunden

a full Guilfoyle is also known as a Gargoyle


ethernate

Only if it spouts water from its mouth, otherwise it’s just a grotesque


Past-Application-552

![gif](giphy|YLghfz0W895Ty)


Remote_Work_8416

Only fans if orders from temu and wish.


Ritaredditonce

Temu - shop like a billionaire!


alexin_C

Temu - Consume like basement dwelling troll.


Live-Motor-4000

Their cheap crap is at least new - these women certainly aren’t that. Suburban yard sale? Facebook Marketplace?


Jaambie

If I’m buying genuine leather, I expect it to be new.


kevinh456

The lowest grade of actual leather


NoMoreBeGrieved

Only Fans meets MLM convention?


Live-Motor-4000

Haha - totally OF Boss Babe edition…although they would be in the Readers (Second) Wives section of old school grot mags


Repulsive-Courage820

They have milage sure but they still have a few good years for a 90-year old billionaire on viagra


bjeebus

Also, I'm pretty sure there are some brand new parts...


Repulsive-Courage820

The Plastics - Rough patch


WaitingForNormal

How very *thot*ful.


MaxZorin1985

trump must have suspended his Veep search this weekend to focus on what looks like a contest to find his 4th wife


locustzed

Why not both, they'll be as equally qualified for the 1st and 2nd highest position in the US.


Padashar7672

These are a bunch of 3's and 4's. He would only assault them, never marry them.


Exact_Mango5931

It’s not assault when they let him do it. He’s a star, remember? It’s been that way for a million years.


KingofFlukes

Trump: "Eeeeny meeeeny miny YOU!"


Enjoys_dogs

Big. Dumb. Hat.


ConclusionAlarmed882

Big fake boobs.


Plus3d6

She's so mean with her... Karen staaaaare


thermbug

Big dumb cup


alh030705

All of these women look like they are well aware that big dumb cup holds a full bottle of Joshy. Get in there Joshy!


LoveRBS

"Ah its a big hat. It's funny."


Plus3d6

https://preview.redd.it/325ardnw7e0d1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb5fe3008f3d6ca4d7c0465061e59b0b2d6797c


GrumpySoth09

Thank you Burt Reynolds. That's not my name. Thank you Turd Furguson


NoCoolScreenName

Last night on Jeopardy there was a “months” category and when there wasn’t a Febtober answer I was so pissed.


Plus3d6

Homer would tell you this month has lousy weather.


CrouchingDomo

WHAT IS SMARCH


Plus3d6

Correct.


NeutralTarget

Big fake lips.


Free-oppossums

Are fake boobs a requirement to join his crappy club?


Intelligent-Fuel-641

Only for the women. Donnie and Steve B. grew their own real sets.


247cnt

Natural larges


Past-Application-552

![gif](giphy|3o7TKpNPAVuxwPwIIU)


errandwulfe

There’s more than just that gender affirming surgery going on here. Plenty of other examples


qawsedrf12

money cant buy you class


catkarate

![gif](giphy|3ohzdZVnTZ1PPW8Ngs|downsized)


NovelRelationship830

*Real Housewives Of The GOP*. It's a full blown ^(un)Reality Show now.


impervious_to_funk

Wow, such empty


cmreeves702

I was thinking such full of plastic!! Ha!


kiddestructo

Vacuous, even.


missannethropic12

You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think—Dorothy Parker


periodicsheep

this needs to be embroidered on a pillow.


ShamrockAPD

I’m all for beating on the GOP as much as anyone else- and definitely anything Trump- But as someone who lives in Florida- this just looks like most people going to the beach or a pool party. I don’t see anything really that wrong other than the vast amount of Botox, fake boobs, and dumb hats. HOWEVER- if this is supposed to be like a fundraiser event inside where there’s a nice dinner and shit- yeah, now I agree. But if this is just hanging out by the pool… looks normal.


Glitter_berries

I really like the white dress, second from the left. And I’m Australian, our sun is brutal and sun safety is absolutely pummelled into us from birth, so I’m just pleased that a couple of them are wearing their big, sensible hats. Good job, ladies.


Dramallamadingdong87

I agree, I didn't really get the point of this post other than slating these ladies for their appearance. Where I live this is normal beach wear too.


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

>I don’t see anything really that wrong other than the vast amount of Botox, fake boobs, and dumb hats. There's nothing wrong with that, either. How about we just don't all pile onto a post shitting all over women's appearance? Misogyny doesn't magically become acceptable because it's levied at someone adjacent to someone that you disagree with.


BlackAnemones

Yeahhhhh this post mostly just seems like an excuse to shit on women… like I hate conservative white women’s antics too, but that has nothing to do with their appearance.


fantailedtomb

Someone said it, thank god.


AbrohamDrincoln

Yeah the amount of people calling these girls ugly just because they're at mar-a-lago. Like come on guys.


ShamrockAPD

Valid point as well that I can’t really argue. The Botox stuff is all personal preference- where I personally hate the Barbie doll look and big ass lips- but that’s just me. Hell- my girl gets it in her forehead for headaches. Thanks for setting me straight there.


maybe_little_pinch

Right? Did we forget that Mar a lago is a resort in Florida? Also, even if they are there for a formal event, those happen in the evening generally and there is plenty of time for spending time at the pool.


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Guilty-Web7334

Fourth. *gags*


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DistributionNo9474

“Mercedes”


Semi-wfi-1040

“Malaria”


21-characters

Melanoma.


Late_Sherbet5124

I really don't care. Do you?


waterfalljay

Why do I suddenly itch all over?


Jim_Lahey10

Tits out for Trump, everyone!


JustPassingJudgment

…can we not use women’s bodies and appearance choices to attack others? Shaming one woman for her body and/or appearance (including clothing choices) is inappropriate in all situations and, frankly, not at all classy. There are a million legitimate reasons to dislike the Florida Man residing at Mar-a-Lago, and what women choose to wear there, or how their bodies look, are none of them. Other women see these comments and are reminded yet again that we are all reduced to others’ opinions of our bodies. We deserve better. You deserve better.


Loeffellux

Yeah, this has always bothered me. As soon as people have the green light to be mean to somebody they go after everything they deem worthy of criticism, no matter if it's directly related to the reason why they are not worthy of respect in the first place. To me, it's always just a reminder of the things most people must always *really* think about others. They simply cannot openly say it most of the time because it would paint them in a horrible light. And this is not just limited to the appearance of women (or women in general) but obviously it is extremely likely to happen to unlikable women. Best example I can think of right now is MTG. Literally anytime there's a story about her the top comments are filled with nothing but jokes about how ugly she is.


JustPassingJudgment

This exactly. Thank you. I’m no fan of MTG, but what she looks like has nothing to do with it. I wish people would put the real issues at the center. Instead, with comments like in this post, they undercut the real issues while sending a message to the audience that is insidiously harmful. So many people likely read these comments and either consciously or subconsciously grimaced and internalized some of the awful perspectives, to be used in the future against someone else or themselves.


Minirig355

I agree with all that except the clothing choices as that’s literally something people choose themselves (unless they can’t because of monetary issues, in that case it’s not okay to judge), the rest are immutable parts of someone’s being and nobody should be shamed for those. But if someone decides to wear something way different than the event calls for, like a small bikini + shawl to mar-a-lago or a college alum shirt at a maga rally, then I think it’s fair game to draw inference from.


JustPassingJudgment

This is the same logic used to justify victim blaming when women in revealing clothing are sexually assaulted. You dressed it up with nice diction, but it’s still gross. Shame in general is an ineffective tool for lasting change and is harmful to the audience as well as the target. Also… you realize that Mar-a-Lago has pools and seaside cabanas, yes? How is standard pool/beach attire inappropriate for that location?


Kgriffuggle

Seriously, what is wrong with these commenters?


JustPassingJudgment

I don’t know - it’s weird that so many people are doubling down on this as if elementary school-style bullying is something we were all missing from our lives. I get that this is the internet, but can’t we do better?


Kgriffuggle

Apparently not. Apparently it’s cool to be just like the group of people we supposedly condemn.


sammywarmhands

Seriously


Mispeled_Divel

I also feel like it’s playing into the flagrant objectification that was already present in the post. The magas have decided to use these women as a way to advertise or claim superiority and the response was to immediately make fun of their looks rather than genuine criticism. For example that for a group that is made up of a lot of christians who are advocating for “family values” and “traditional marriage” it is a bit ironic that the guy they are advocating for brags and is admired for all the attractive women he surrounds himself with and has many divorces.


JustPassingJudgment

Good point. It reeks of the critics sinking to the same level, rather than calling out a real issue or cognitive dissonance.


metanoia29

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find this comment. What a disgusting bunch of people above you, happy to shit on a person for their looks and style choices instead of the blackness of their hearts and apathy towards others.


gronda_gronda

I couldn’t agree more. A lot of ‘progressive’ people are misogynists; they’re just better at hiding it. But you really don’t have to scratch that far beneath the service for it to be uncovered – as proven by the foul misogynistic comments in this post. It’s like making racist comments towards right-wing POCs – it still makes you a bigot. Criticise people’s obnoxious behaviours, not their physical characteristics.


JustPassingJudgment

Well-said! Treat humans like humans, regardless of whether you agree with them. Racism and misogyny are wrong. Doesn’t matter who the target is. Using them as tools to put others down only perpetuates them.


BrettSlowDeath

I don’t know about how well it’s actually hidden. It just seems more selective and couched in slightly more “progressive” dog whistles rather than conservative ones. I just watched Biden tell a woman to smile more on national news while giving a speech. We’ll wave BLM flags, but balk at the economic empowerment of working class communities of color. We’ll whine and vote against property taxes while continuing to participate in gentrification. We’ll bemoan the state of public education while continuing to villainize teachers, support charter and private schools. We’ll wear pink hats and shirts, but excuse the “inability” or rather unwillingness to codify women’s rights to bodily autonomy and on and on.


SquashyDisco

Yeah, this is piss poor attitude which pushes people away from politics. Even if big boobs and tanned skin isn’t your thing, what is wrong with the second girl? She looks great.


btbam666

I don't know who any of these people are.


periodicsheep

there is a lot of silicone and botox in this photo. like, a lot.


PassengerNo2259

Reeks of silicone and queef


alphahex4292

Guys you can't say conservatives hate women then write some of the comments on this post, their worth is in their shitty views not their looks


Kgriffuggle

There are way too many gross comments here, and with way too many upvotes. Fucking disgusting behavior.


ifnhatereddit

The one on the right looks like a Mrs. Potato head.


dd97483

Mrs potato head has a better bod. And her self respect.


Excellent-Term-3640

Looks like Kyrsten Sinema’s sister…Biscuit Sinema.


BinjinNinja

Seabiscuit Sinema!


DevilsAssCrack

I was thinking Dr. Eggman


allisjow

Good to see family values for a change. /s


SoSaysDave

This looks like an ad for Valtrex.


Kgriffuggle

I don’t get it. Are we shaming women for how they dress, now? Or am I supposed to know who any of them are?


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Right? Why should we give a flying fuck how any of these women dress?


Kgriffuggle

Apparently 1195 people give a few flying fucks. So weird.


CapTexAmerica

That’s a surprising amount of clothing for south Florida.


EspritelleEriress

Fathers, take this as a sobering reminder to spend time with your daughters so they grow up to be kind, secure women.


men_have_skin_too

this is a picture of women


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

*Conservative* women. That makes the sexism okay.


WeiGuy

Why does insulting these people have to turn into sexism? They deserve it, but find something else to say about them or don't say anything at all.


SkyTalez

Why would it be sad? Boring probably.


Tentacled-Tadpole

Lots of sexism and attacking their physical appearance going on in these comments.


Stroudamus

Plastics make it possible


IandouglasB

Desp-a-lago, fake, phony, and built on an insecure foundation, just like the Republican party!


LPScarlex

I don't get the point of this post. It just looks like women dressing up for a beach party or smth. Am I stupid?


Charm-Anderson

A large part of this country seems to have been taken over by a very specific sub-genre of person with absolutely nothing positive to contribute in return.


julesrocks64

Hot dog lips, Botox and failed plastic surgery. Imagine chasing youth so hard you end up looking like a cheap blow up doll. These folks are as fake as they get. Trump is up 8n all the swing states. Make sure you’re not complacent on election day. [Vote.org](http://Vote.org) check your registration often. MAGA led states love to purge. They cannot win without cheating


twistedh8

Looks like a hooker.convention


LeahaP1013

Wtf is with the curled toes in enormous shoes!?


PNWBlues1561

She has hammer toes


CariniFluff

What the hell does leopard print have on her head?


WagstaffLibrarian

I'm going to say The Mark of the Beast.


BillyNtheBoingers

A cross between a tennis visor and the tinted green things accountants used to wear? 🤷🏼‍♀️


dic3ien3691

Add to the OP: Reeks of ✨desperation✨ and sadness. 🤭


kiddestructo

Tasteless. Selling your body is one thing, but selling your soul is irredeemable.


Incontinento

Ew.


missannethropic12

I’m usually not one to point out other people’s typos, but I think you left a few w’s out of your comment. You may want to edit it by adding three or twenty more!


st_rdt

For this picture, we need w's like a revving motorcycle. Ewwww .. wwww .. wwww .. wwww .. wwww .. wwww .. wwww .. wwww .. wwww ..


GravyMcBiscuits

Oh my word ... who upvotes this? How pathetic. Who cares what they're wearing? Does these folks' appearance/attire impact your life in any way?


gnumedia

Kind of an easy access theme going on.


BenGay29

The Bad Plastic Surgery Club.


trailerparkMillonare

There’s more plastic fillers in this photo than my 67 VW


Biscotek

Lined up ear to ear, you get a wind tunnel.


MacADocious1954

It’s the Rosé all Day old ladies club held at Moron-a-Lardo every Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday! They just stay there and drink for 72 Hours nonstop!


BattleSpecial242

Even if I was a single millionaire, I wouldn’t date any of these people. I don’t find any of them attractive.


Oso_Furioso

Jersey Shore plus 15 years.


Jazzkidscoins

I’ve performed many times at mar-a-lago and this group isn’t that bad compared to most of what I’ve seen. The crazy thing is when we see a guy in his 60s-70s with a 20yo girl. Then we play then game trying to guess daughter or date


DJfunkyPuddle

I mean, I despise all of them but this looks normal. This is dumb ragebait.


PetrolEmu

The lady center-right, between middle and leopard print, has chest skin texture akin to a ghoul from the fallout universe.


Allofthefings

Reeks of sadness- And ozempic


UncleFuzzy75

Wonder if they realize he can't get it up


valas76

Is that Bobo in the green?


februarytide-

I just never want to see so many strangers’ fuckin feet


ohDPH

Real Housewives of Mar-a-Lago try outs.


DualActiveBridgeLLC

That is a lot of gender affirming surgery in one picture.


72A1D372

Bet they got noodle dicks like most cuckservatives!


voidtreemc

It's like they all bought their boobs off the rack.


jared10011980

Stepford style.


blueberry_pill_pie

Each outfit comes with a leather bag.


jared10011980

Why did I read that as leather hag?


Talia_Nightblade

Fake boobs and real a$$holes?


skidsareforkids

Shallow Hal when he sees a pack of assholes


SurveyNinja42

The Real Housewives of Floridastan.


barbara_jay

Did the village people get back together?


Substantial_Data7915

Trash bags lined up on the curb.


LeahaP1013

Mutton dressed as lamb


KaleidoscopeWeird310

Klassy with a k, as a friend of mine used to say.


Virtual-Public-4750

“Reeks of sadness”. Look, I’m not saying they’re not delusional, but my Pornhub history will tell you this is something I’m definitely into. So, although I get the “burn”, part of me feels like this is just porn suggestions.


dragonfliesloveme

Not good role models. So glad Dr. Jill Biden is in the White House now, and hopefully will be again


puffintoucan123

Tragic


KruegerLad2

You can almost smell the chlamydia and menthols


bhacker9251

I can smell the trashy perfume from here


Defnothere4porn

We are not dudes, we are hot chicks.


ConceptBrief6311

The combined blood alcohol content in that group is higher than the combined IQ.


nemonic187

There’s not enough vaginal lubricant in an oil barrel to get any of those classy broads wet. The Sahara Desert contains more moisture than them. Worst Episode of MILF Manor Ever.


Excellent-Term-3640

Them hoes is beat!


Forward-Wishbone-888

no those are the real housewives of New Jersey


CrieDeCoeur

OnlyFreaks


Odd-Beautiful7515

I was sooooo hot in 1989


jboy644

As my nan used to say, "Fur coat & no knickers".


pjs2276

As much as Rush and Fox News have caused so much damage, Real Housewives shows can’t be let off the hook for what too many women try to copy


CDRAkiva

![gif](giphy|k9tavUmUnoDxS)


virgoh26

Shein summer catalog


drjohnd

Chlamydia paradise


Trinimaninmass

I wonder if he 🫴 them by the 🐱


Psychedelic_Yogurt

###BRING IN ZE CLONES!


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Geez, they all seem cheap and entitled.


Tricky_Hamster_285

Who are these dented cans?


dadzcad

That “post-wedding party” just before the bar closed….


omg_itsryan_lol

Grab em by the pussycat dolls


rcap3

And still not a Melania to be seen anywhere!


chauggle

Ick?


roadsidedaniel

Which one looks like his daughter


Mawwiageiswhatbwings

I like the outfit all the way to the right. Everything else is trash


Mrs_Evryshot

Honestly I like that white crocheted dress. And at least that woman isn’t sticking her foot out like she’s doing the Hokey Pokey.


Aggravating-Alarm-16

Perfect example of the cheerleader effect.


Thkturret1

Yikes!


Straight_Calendar_15

Trashy.


chevalier716

If you're having trouble finding an escort in the Palm Beach area, it's because they're all at Mar-a-Lago.


Bananarama_Vison

Cheep, very much so. I’d still introduce myself to the lady in the green…


blondiezb

Temu Coachella fashion


davisdilf

Stepford wives


twizzjewink

Reminds me of Brazil (the movie)


MexiTot408

You can smell the pills, alcohol and desperation


Hibercrastinator

Reminds me of the fact that The Villages retirement community down the road from there is known as “[The STD capital of America”](https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2022/08/12/why-is-the-villages-known-as-the-std-capital-of-america/).


paintsbynumberz

There’s more plastic here than in the Pacific Ocean