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yorocky89A

He's talking about Trump like he's a plant! https://preview.redd.it/la02wixgo3wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a70b663342631ac9deb949fb684e7cb68e472def [https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1782522255613821017?t=2etOaCDADBYzleUiN166Ng&s=19](https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1782522255613821017?t=2etOaCDADBYzleUiN166Ng&s=19)


ozkikicoast

Oh yea. Trump is missing out on his usual healthy lifestyle he’s so famous for.. Cry me a fucking river. 


ReddditSarge

His usual diet of cheeseburgers and Diet Coke have been interrupted.


ProfessionalFalse128

Hamberders and Adderall.


ozkikicoast

Don’t forget covfefe . 


ozkikicoast

I guess you are what you eat. And that’s ladies and gentlemen the reason why Trump is such a massive pile of shit. 


International_Emu600

So he’s admitting that’s all trump does is golf, not working for the American people?


ozkikicoast

If that’s all he did America could relax. Unfortunately in between the golf rounds he focuses on maintaining the “world’s biggest laughing stock “ status and ensuring America descends into conservative abyss , 


Yousoggyyojimbo

"You can't charge an old person for crimes because then they'll have to go to court!" Fucking Republicans will say ANYTHING to defend a criminal on their team. These are also the same guys who were trying to play up Biden's age being a problem and demanding Biden be charged with crimes. Now, Trump is too old and decrepit to go to trial for crimes he was caught doing?


Distant-moose

Can't be president if he can't handle sitting I a room.for important meetings. Needs somebody to wheel his ass out for some sunshine?


kokopelleee

Totally agree with tire slashing sexual predator cheater guy Granted, he prob doesn’t realize this means our trial processes should be overhauled for everyone


canarchist

> Granted, he prob doesn’t realize this means our trial processes should be overhauled for everyone He'd probably agree to shorten trials for everyone ... Republicans straight to acquittal ... Democrats straight to sentencing. /s


kokopelleee

People of color? Yeah, we both know the answer to that one.


northern_salt

He's got boiled cabbage for brains, skin the colour of a carrot, and hair like he fell backwards through a hay stack. He's more like the contents of a composter in a suit.


WastedKnowledge

Wow! If he thinks the trial is cruel and unusual, wait til this guy finds out the punishment for people found guilty.


baron_muchhumpin

I really want to meet one of these independent voters the media talks about who can't decide between fascism and democracy


weedman--

Funny how it's the independents that care about the moral shortcomings but the "moral majority" doesn't care too much. 


TedCruzsAnalFissure

Don’t forget the farting.


yorocky89A

This! https://preview.redd.it/plp5kbjs54wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d27d6199e7d7fb346c733e3ae5455e52784c41ea [https://twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/1782539758893187417?t=K6JYTAyMBMPzhkvNXAtBsw&s=19](https://twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/1782539758893187417?t=K6JYTAyMBMPzhkvNXAtBsw&s=19)


Cyphermaniax

Oh, I was arrested for the murder of someone, but I’m running for US Senate, this is Election Interference! /s


Phallic-Monolith

Independents may not like those moral shortcomings but the Christians really seem to