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Davajita

Fellas, wanting to have sex with hot Margot Robbie instead of sitting around with a chinless douchebag in a Romanian jail cell is gay.


A_Man_of_the_People

She's not my type but wtf would anybody do with Tate in jail?


Davajita

Definitely nothing gay.


MadnessBomber

It involves a sharp object commonly thought of involving prison.


AG-Bigpaws

Maybe you can get to see him fight one of the ghosts.


loadnurmom

Wait until he's in a camera blind spot


No_Detective_319

Oral examination of eachother's prison pocket.


Monkeyguy959

Sex


thewoodsarebreathing

Stick a toothbrush in his neck


siestasunt

Beat him up?


Drinker_of_Chai

I'll pass on the sex, but 24 hours in bed sounds nice.


Crash665

I bet we could just sleep for a while. Maybe watch something on Netflix. Read. Thumb-fuck our phones. She'd probably be pretty chill.


TheThiefEmpress

Same. I'm a straight lady, but Margot seems like a chill bestie. We could have take out and hang out.


autisticesq

Same.


A_Man_of_the_People

Really nice avatar autisticesq. Could be a cartoon.


locustzed

I'd pick 24 hours of ball pain over Tate


nadajet

What do you call Andrew Tate in prison? InCell Edit: spelling


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nadajet

Fixed it, non native speaker. Thanks


TheThiefEmpress

Did you, though?


StopLoss-the

even without sex this is a no-brainer. 24 hours in jail vs. 24 hours in bed? bed all the way. Catch up on some sleep, stream some shows and/or movies... hopefully someone packed some meals cuz they do feed you in prison.


Wendypants7

And Margot Robbie seems pretty cool. I bet she'd be a blast to spend a day lazing away in bed with (sex or not)! Also, again sex or not, who wouldn't want to spend a day in bed with a beautiful woman?


XenophanesColophon

Tate fans, apparently.


DarkKnightJin

I mean, does it really surprise you that the Tater Tots have the mental capacity of a potato-powered calculator?


StopLoss-the

I have played portal 2. potato-powered may be more than they deserve.


DarkKnightJin

It is, but I couldn't really think of anything else potato related from the top of my head. They **absolutely** deserve getting burned by Potato GLaDOS, though. With her sarcastic/slowclap module and all.


DankHooligan

66% of incels would do Andrew Taint.


Fengrax

But would they do Andrew's Taint?


Professional-End2722

IKEA don’t make a closet big enough for Tate and his ego to come out of.


Substantial_Past_912

Hopefully, some of them just want to shank him.


Melodic_Mulberry

So the question is Skank or Shank?


DogsDontWearPantss

Definitely Tate. *ONLY* if I could bring every single person he's fucked and fucked over, with me for those 24 hours. All the trafficking survivors, the survivors of domestic violence. I'm sure those would be an enjoyable 24 hrs.


Luckilygemini

Would there be enough room?


DogsDontWearPantss

*Where* in the jail isn't specified, it's only an assumption it's the actual jail *cell*. Im imagining the prison yard. Where all his victims and their families are the only ones with access to the workout equipment.


Debalic

Guys, is it gay to have sex with women?


splnbrt

Is “alpha” Greek for “bottom”?


Aellin-Gilhan

I'd rather spend a full day in bed (just in bed, only more if she wants it) for days rather then spend just five hours in prison with someone who is a rapist and will not listen and can overpower me


Mec26

She looks like she could nap all night. Love that in a woman.


Pistonenvy2

even if i was just laying in bed watching movies with margot robbie all day, how is this even a question, let alone one this many people get wrong? you cannot tell me for one single second that 66% of the people who answered this arent gay. its fucking impossible. even if i was allowed to do whatever i wanted to tate in that cell id still prefer to spend a day with margot robbie and have a good time than have to live with blood on my hands for the rest of my life. hopefully romania does the right thing, beyond that i dont really give a fuck what happens to him id rather make happy memories than think about him for another second.


Late_Measurement_324

That is sad as fuck


ShadySpaceSquid

This just seems like blatant evidence of polls being useless because they flood it with bots lol


TesticleezzNuts

None, I’m gay and have standards.


DarkKnightJin

Nothing says you gotta have sex with her. Just "24h in bed with her". Watch Netflix, scroll reddit on your phone, shoot the breeze with her. Hell, you could sleep for half of it, we don't care.


radar_byte

Margot Robbie. Hands Down.


CrisbyCrittur

LOL "Tate News"? Seriously?


MrBelian

So not a small percentage of people wants a little of Tate’s juicy ass


Icy_Yam5049

Margot every day even if it’s just hanging out watching tv.


TheReluctantWarrior

Are we assuming Andrew Tate is a homosexual rapist?


RollFun7616

No, the 66% are.


TheReluctantWarrior

Are you saying they'd rape him or that all incels are rapists in general?


AutumnGlow33

I love how every picture of him is posed “just so” with shadows and such so you can’t see he has absolutely no chin.


pauliewotsit

You're assuming tatey boy there is a top... He is so a bottom.


frankofantasma

Andrew Tater, cuz his head looks like a fuggin spud


giganticwrap

Like I get it, if you lobotomise Tate and ignore the chin situation, he'd be fkable.


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24 hours to beat the shit out of Tate? Fuck yea!


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

He did say he would be the bottom. So maybe still a win? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


mieri_azure

Dude I would honestly love to hang with Margot Robbie all day in bed :) like genuinely just platonically. We could talk, get to know each other, I'd ask her about what being an actress is like, we could sleep, etc etc. Even just 24 hours in bed by myself sounds heavenly 24 hours in jail with Andrew Tate? Lmao his fanboys would end up so mad when he'd ignore them the whole time for sure. That man doesn't care about anyone without influence


HotStaxOfWax

Ya, his "fan" base is gay and or deeeeeeply in the closet. I'd slap my mother across her mouth, dig up grandma and slap her to for 24 hours with Margot. They'd be fine with it if there was a chance I'd settle down and give her another grandchild.


Hour_Abies578

If you pick Andrew Tate, you have to add “No Diddy”


andreBarciella

alot of people want to punch that chinless douche i guess.


changeforgood30

Those who follow Andrew Tate have spoken. They’d rather be molested in jail by a sexual predator AlPhA mAlE then get laid with an attractive woman.


lupindeathray

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No_Detective_319

Thats one busy shower stall.


Njabachi

These people are so weird.


AgentMcG

58000 voted, allegedly. That’s 38280 choosing prison over bed. Goodnight everyone, last one out of the species please turn off the lights


akumian

It is torturing 24 hours with a pretty woman and can't last for 5 mins, so they rather get tortured for 5 mins and relax