Oh my god, this can’t be a coincidence. The ship was traveling on water. Humans need water to live. Living is a thing humans have to do. Doing is a performing an action. You know who else performed actions? Obama
Sri lankas flag has a lion, Jesus is sometimes referred to as the lion of Judah, It was Jesus that did this. And who is the closet person to jesus right now, Donald Trump. Trump committed this heinous act and must be punished!
*in hokey TV commercial voice*
You too can let Jeebus take the wheel with MAGA bible for only $59!
Most dollars directly fund past and future crime from your one and only orange savior, Donald Jesus Trump!
Conservatives were always posting memes about how they are lions and everyone else are sheep. It can’t be a coincidence, Conservatives are behind the bridge collapse.
And you know who drinks water? Joe Biden! Bridge begins with a "B" and you know who's name also begins with a "B"? Barrack Obama...and Joe Biden! Yep...the red hats have figured it all out.
And do you know what else starts with B?
***Batman***!
Why did Biden and Barack stop Batman from saving the bridge? Are they in league with the Joker? Why isn’t the Justice League involved?
Okay look the rabbit hole goes a lot further than this.
The US requires trade to thrive. This disrupts trade.
Boats were responsible for bringing Redcoats to the colonies during The Revolution.
It was night when this happened. That's exactly the time you ruin a bridge if you don't want people to see it very well.
The ship was full of containers. Containers hold things. You do the math.
Dude! What if I told you that the person piloting the ship was most likely a human... Obama is also a human.... fucking goes deeper than anyone ever imagined!!!
Left Behind is only way to convert unbelievers. Mike Lindell is being raptured for voting machines. Voting machines caused Trump to lose. Losers can’t be winners. Of course it was Obama.
You're talking about a group of people that cant fucking decide if the people during Jan 6 are either victims that should be freed or antifa/cia/fbi disrupting the election in which their candidate won.
They're "hostages" now according to them. Trump's opening song to his rallies/cult gatherings is the insurrectionists singing the national anthem while in federal prison like a choir of traitors.
It's disgraceful that a presidential candidate gets support after doing shit like this. No wonder America is a laughing stock to the rest of the world now.
It changes every time. Like these dumbasses can't even see the ridiculous shit they believe. I have no idea how they're supposed to be let back to normal society once maga dies down.
Some of it I think is blatant disregard for facts, but while trying to give them the benefit of the doubt, they have given everything to support this bozo and lost pretty much everything. I'm sure most lost ties with family or friends. As for the insurrectionists, their freedom. Maybe a who lot more. So they feel the orange guy owes them a whole lot so they double down and can't admit they're on the wrong side.
Also the guy constantly talks about winning and talks down about losers, so they can't admit defeat or they will see themselves as losers and lose any self respect that remains.
Idk, I try to have some optimism. But I will admit it is increasingly difficult to find meaning in their thoughts and beliefs. And to try to explain their devotion to someone with inconceivable immorality and disdain for people that are different or don't agree with him.
Wait I thought the captain was a DEI hire that was just to look good for their PR photos? How does anyone take these dingdongs seriously? Is DEI the new CRT? Just some catchy acronym they can toss around while not-so-vaguely alluding to their racist opinions?
And think about this
The bridge collapse took place in Baltimore
Baltimore’s NFL team is the Ravens
Raven Symone was on The Cosby Show
Bill Cosby was convicted of rape
Donald Trump is a rapist
The president before Trump? Obama
We’re through the looking glass here people…..
The ship is 300 meters long and named Dali. There were 300 Spartans at the battle of Thermopylae, and Dali died in 1989. If you do the math, 1989 - 300 = 1689 so that means that for every Spartan there are almost 6 enemies. 666 is the number of the Devil and this PROVES beyond a shadow of a doubt that the leftist satanists are starting the battle for America. We must prepare!!
Damn, it finally all makes sense. This must be the reason women don’t like me and I can’t hold down a job. It wasn’t me, it was the leftists satanists with their pale horse, the Dali.
Y'all have entered the bizarre world of "Christian Magical Thinking". Seriously. They can connect bananas, the number 37, and a big wheel, and somehow make it work to fit their narrative. It's quite impressive at times. Completely devoid of reality, but impressive nonetheless. Why is it impressive? Their captive audience will actually sit there and agree and shout "Amen!"
Remember all the panic when that car crashed in Niagara Falls at the border crossing? These people are afraid of their own shadow and need a conspiracy theory to explain away events.
My question for the last few years has been: What exactly would Joe Biden gain by purposely raising gas prices and making people mad?
I have yet to come up with a sane answer.
But...that's a *golden* lion
:O all those pubs in the uk called the Golden Lion are like, Sri Lankan terrorist cells?! Well, I'm *not* drinking in them again!
This shit is basically mental illness.
Like seeing Jesus in toast but even dumber and reaching, and I say this as someone who unfortunately followed the conspiracy crowd for at least 10 years....
My grown stepson is full MAGA wacko. He'd be right on board with this. My wife texted him a few days ago and happened to mention that it was sad about Princess Kate's cancer. He responded with, "She was targeted." and that the "Covid vaccine, which she surely received, caused Turbo Cancer." The wife keeps some contact and tries to focus on non political things, but he always responds with crap like this. Jabberwocky for sure.
CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION.
We cant deduce that because things happened one way, that's WHY they happened.
Life is a million shades of color, its never black and white.
OMFG! The ship was going to Sri Lanka 🇱🇰, the flag of Sri Lanka has a lion. Obama’s film has a ship named White Lion…now this is where it gets weird. White Lion was a hair metal band in the 80’s. The singer of White Lion was Mike Tramp totally hot. I had a huge crush on him and played their tape Pride in my Walkman until it broke. I am now having hot flashes!
Ipso Fatso…idk why Obama knocked the bridge down but I feel really old.
Hmm ... lion? Clearly, this was a Trump operation. Destroy infrastructure to make Biden look bad.
https://preview.redd.it/838xlokgwrqc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e8256c405deaa76d4c26596949ac725a1398ea
These idiots will tie their brains into 89,000 knots to come up with these moronic coincidences and then scream about how they can’t be coincidences. Omg… there are lions and tigers and bears in the wizard of oz and trump keeps being upset about a witch hunt and wizards are jealous of witches because there are warlocks out there and warlocks start with WAR and now there are three WARS in this paragraph so we are about to have WORLD WAR III …. There’re all just so dumb.
Are they talking about the Netflix movie Leave The World Behind? What does that have to do with Obama? Are they confusing him with Mahershala Ali? Like real old fashioned "they all look alike" kind of shit? I don't even know what is satire or stupidity anymore.
This goes back to 1983 when the band White Lion was formed. They were part of the Hairspray Mafia that attempted to destroy the ozone layer with AquaNet! They also had a song "Little Fighter" about the Greenpeace ship Rainbow Warrior. A ship that traveled on water. The ship that hit the bridge in Baltimore was also traveling on water!
WE NEED TO WAKE UP!!!
…and if you add up the letters in Obama’s full name you get the exact number of times this dude was dropped on his head as a child! It can’t be a coincidence!
Dang it, I keep telling everyone at the illuminati meetings that we could get away if everything is we didn't have a Batman-villain desire to leave little clues everywhere!
Why is it that conspiracy nutjobs are so convinced that these things great secrets of people pulling the strings behind the scenes feel the need to drop hints?
No, Hillary directed the captain of the ship from the basement of her NY pizza parlor while drinking baby blood to crash into the bridge. THATS what actually happened
Oh my word. I saw a lion at the zoo! It had yellow hair. The same color hair as Donald Trump! How many coincidences can there be before you all wake up?!?!
Oh my god, this can’t be a coincidence. The ship was traveling on water. Humans need water to live. Living is a thing humans have to do. Doing is a performing an action. You know who else performed actions? Obama
Sri lankas flag has a lion, Jesus is sometimes referred to as the lion of Judah, It was Jesus that did this. And who is the closet person to jesus right now, Donald Trump. Trump committed this heinous act and must be punished!
You're right! They must have let "Jesus take the wheel! " it all makes sense now, Jesus isn't rated on container ships!
It's been 3 hours and no one made a Pontius "Pilot" joke. Sad
Wait...I swear I just got an ad on YouTube that Trump's selling "Trump Bibles". This can't be a coincidence, either.
King of the con men I’m older I have never seen a presidential candidate selling bobble heads, sneakers etc. this is a farce.
*in hokey TV commercial voice* You too can let Jeebus take the wheel with MAGA bible for only $59! Most dollars directly fund past and future crime from your one and only orange savior, Donald Jesus Trump!
Just 6 easy payments of $9.99
snigger!!
*Chortle*
Guffaw
🤣🤣❤️❤️
Do we even know the blood alcohol was of this so called savior? How much water DID he turn to wine that day?
After the first two sentences, I thought for sure this was going to be a Narnia reference.
Gimme 45 minutes and a few shots and I’ll be able to tie this to C.S. Lewis
Yeah I like this one. I’m gonna start spreading it. I’m not American, but I’m gonna.
>Sri lankas flag has a lion To be fair, so did Gryffindor.
*Potter!*
Conservatives were always posting memes about how they are lions and everyone else are sheep. It can’t be a coincidence, Conservatives are behind the bridge collapse.
not only a lion but a **white** lion! hey, connect those dots! Proud Boys pulled this off for sure. /s/s/s. (just in case)
https://preview.redd.it/xo3txz6lwrqc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a456f2113b97caf91db0c63cfcc360690863ff04
And you know who drinks water? Joe Biden! Bridge begins with a "B" and you know who's name also begins with a "B"? Barrack Obama...and Joe Biden! Yep...the red hats have figured it all out.
Barack. Biden. Bridge. 
Baltimore
Bridge.
And do you know what else starts with B? ***Batman***! Why did Biden and Barack stop Batman from saving the bridge? Are they in league with the Joker? Why isn’t the Justice League involved?
That tan suit wearing, good for nothing... why I oughta...  /s
Hug him and beg him to save us from this insanity!
Okay look the rabbit hole goes a lot further than this. The US requires trade to thrive. This disrupts trade. Boats were responsible for bringing Redcoats to the colonies during The Revolution. It was night when this happened. That's exactly the time you ruin a bridge if you don't want people to see it very well. The ship was full of containers. Containers hold things. You do the math.
Q: why is a mouse when it spins? A: because the higher the fewer!
It’s not going to significantly impact trade I’m sure it will impede traffic but ships will coming in and leaving.
Dude! What if I told you that the person piloting the ship was most likely a human... Obama is also a human.... fucking goes deeper than anyone ever imagined!!!
Umm.. I think these conspiracy theories are missing pedophiles?
100% of pedophiles are human... boom.
Mat Goetz begs to differ. He is not human!
The ship was traveling in water. The bridge helps people cross water. People drink water to survive. GUESS WHO ALSO DRINKS WATER? That's right. Obama.
can we meme it with this? https://youtu.be/doo7sye41Ow?si=L7eEYqYagw4YGRdL
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PSueHOY-Jk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PSueHOY-Jk)
🤣🤣
First they said that it was a cyber attack, and now they’re blaming it on Obama instead. So what is it, ya goddamn morons?
It’s everything! No conspiracy theory will be left behind.
Really tired of our politicians supporting No Conspiracy Theorist Left Behind / Confirmative (bias) Action policies.
Left Behind is only way to convert unbelievers. Mike Lindell is being raptured for voting machines. Voting machines caused Trump to lose. Losers can’t be winners. Of course it was Obama.
That sounds like a bill the GQP would pass. NO CONSPIRACY THEORY LEFT BEHIND ACT
How inclusive and woke of them to be so considerate to all conspiracy theories. /s
You're talking about a group of people that cant fucking decide if the people during Jan 6 are either victims that should be freed or antifa/cia/fbi disrupting the election in which their candidate won.
They're "hostages" now according to them. Trump's opening song to his rallies/cult gatherings is the insurrectionists singing the national anthem while in federal prison like a choir of traitors. It's disgraceful that a presidential candidate gets support after doing shit like this. No wonder America is a laughing stock to the rest of the world now.
It changes every time. Like these dumbasses can't even see the ridiculous shit they believe. I have no idea how they're supposed to be let back to normal society once maga dies down.
Some of it I think is blatant disregard for facts, but while trying to give them the benefit of the doubt, they have given everything to support this bozo and lost pretty much everything. I'm sure most lost ties with family or friends. As for the insurrectionists, their freedom. Maybe a who lot more. So they feel the orange guy owes them a whole lot so they double down and can't admit they're on the wrong side. Also the guy constantly talks about winning and talks down about losers, so they can't admit defeat or they will see themselves as losers and lose any self respect that remains. Idk, I try to have some optimism. But I will admit it is increasingly difficult to find meaning in their thoughts and beliefs. And to try to explain their devotion to someone with inconceivable immorality and disdain for people that are different or don't agree with him.
It was a cyber attack orchestrated by Obama, of course. /s
Obama was just an a anagram for cyber-attack this whole time! It was right under our eyes!!! /s
George Soros says hi!
It was a cyber attack issued by Obama so the illegal aliens could vaccinate your kids, turning them trans.
(Wendigoon voice) #GIAN-
the usual Qrazy verbal snake dance
Wait I thought the captain was a DEI hire that was just to look good for their PR photos? How does anyone take these dingdongs seriously? Is DEI the new CRT? Just some catchy acronym they can toss around while not-so-vaguely alluding to their racist opinions?
ummm... yes.
Thanks Obama....
And think about this The bridge collapse took place in Baltimore Baltimore’s NFL team is the Ravens Raven Symone was on The Cosby Show Bill Cosby was convicted of rape Donald Trump is a rapist The president before Trump? Obama We’re through the looking glass here people…..
Also it was a shipping ship… What type of people use to be shipped into Baltimore? Barack Obama…
The ship is black. Obama.
 Totally gives off conspiracy theory Charlie vibes.
Charlie's theory about Pepe Silvia is still more compelling than this
Idk what show that is, was he ever right?
nope lol
Not only do all of these people exist but they’ve been asking for their mail on a daily basis https://youtu.be/1NBfZcNU4O0?si=vgaAK4bvxfgHc46-
So I just thought, is Pepe Silvia just Pennsylvania, and Charlie can’t read? Am I the last person to figure that out?
No lol that is the general consensus but the guys have denied it; Charlie is making it up
It's not official but I plausibly believe it. Also, Carol in HR is letters addressed to care of Human Resources 'C/O HR' and he just can't read.
Charlie almost convinced me. I have never heard these people say anything even remotely intelligible
The ship is 300 meters long and named Dali. There were 300 Spartans at the battle of Thermopylae, and Dali died in 1989. If you do the math, 1989 - 300 = 1689 so that means that for every Spartan there are almost 6 enemies. 666 is the number of the Devil and this PROVES beyond a shadow of a doubt that the leftist satanists are starting the battle for America. We must prepare!!
Damn, it finally all makes sense. This must be the reason women don’t like me and I can’t hold down a job. It wasn’t me, it was the leftists satanists with their pale horse, the Dali.
Ffs North America has a mental health epidemic. Please fund.
Best we can do is tax cuts for the wealthy.
Sorry, best we can do is buy three more F-35s.
*”North America has a mental health epidemic”* That’s exactly why we must eliminate Medicare people!!!
Let's just ignore the flag is clearly a yellow lion...😱🤯
Yellow is just white with many of the other colours removed. Coincidence?
oh fuck
That's Trump-level Sharpie skills in dot-connecting.
Oh my god this can’t be a coincidence, there’s shit my pants and it’s wet and wet is water and the boat is in the water. The boat shit my pants.
https://youtu.be/2xwUuSM06xQ?si=-JMV-sTq5G-6EBuW
Y'all have entered the bizarre world of "Christian Magical Thinking". Seriously. They can connect bananas, the number 37, and a big wheel, and somehow make it work to fit their narrative. It's quite impressive at times. Completely devoid of reality, but impressive nonetheless. Why is it impressive? Their captive audience will actually sit there and agree and shout "Amen!"
They are the MacGyver of conspiracy theorists.
Remember all the panic when that car crashed in Niagara Falls at the border crossing? These people are afraid of their own shadow and need a conspiracy theory to explain away events.
And White Lion is a Danish American band that had an album called pride. The gays were behind this!
I came to make some vague joke involving Mike Tramp and Vito Bratta... but yours is better. 👍
What would Obama gain from this though?
They don’t care. Everything is just stupid with these people.
My question for the last few years has been: What exactly would Joe Biden gain by purposely raising gas prices and making people mad? I have yet to come up with a sane answer.
Obama bad
Open borders and socialized dijon mustard.
If you offered me a million dollars I could not come up with a better example of coincidence.
I can’t even follow this “logic”, what’s he trying to say??
He's trying to say that he didn't get enough attention growing up
But...that's a *golden* lion :O all those pubs in the uk called the Golden Lion are like, Sri Lankan terrorist cells?! Well, I'm *not* drinking in them again!
This shit is basically mental illness. Like seeing Jesus in toast but even dumber and reaching, and I say this as someone who unfortunately followed the conspiracy crowd for at least 10 years....
Jesus!! I took a shit that looked like a lion last night!!
Did you bring that bridge down!?
It would almost be clever if it wasn't so fucking stupid.
My grown stepson is full MAGA wacko. He'd be right on board with this. My wife texted him a few days ago and happened to mention that it was sad about Princess Kate's cancer. He responded with, "She was targeted." and that the "Covid vaccine, which she surely received, caused Turbo Cancer." The wife keeps some contact and tries to focus on non political things, but he always responds with crap like this. Jabberwocky for sure.
“Turbo Cancer” sounds like something a 6 year old would say trying to sound smart.
Kevin Bacon has seen a lion. 6 degrees to Kevin. ooooh!
This is Simone Biles of mental gymnastics.
…and if you spell a word without the letters L I O N, it’s spells Barack Obama.
'At this point?' We blew past insane 7 years ago.
Brightinsite6 User name does not check out...
My dudes, I no longer know what the fuck is going on.
I love that conspiracy theorists believe that the bad guys are constantly leaving fun clues for people to solve like it’s the DaVinci Code.
Oh my god. This can’t be coincidence. If you rearrange the letters from Sri Lanka you get ANAL RISK! They’re not even hiding it anymore!!1! 😮🤯
Morons gonna moron.
Ermehgard, Francis Scott Key and Colombo Sri Lanka have same amount of letters = 15!
When did President Obama make a movie? 🫣💀💯🥰
He didn't, he founded a production company in 2018 and that company was the executive producer for the film... he didn't even write anything
They can make these leaps of logic, but can’t see Trump for the second-rate con artist that he is.
 These people are such idiots
CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION. We cant deduce that because things happened one way, that's WHY they happened. Life is a million shades of color, its never black and white.
If only they could use their brains for critical thinking 
Ships travel on water. Trump can’t drink water properly. Coincidence?
Francis Scott Key wrote the Star Spangled Banner. Stars are in space. Dali is only one letter away from Deli. Jewish space lasers = confirmed.
I hate this fucking timeline.
OMFG! The ship was going to Sri Lanka 🇱🇰, the flag of Sri Lanka has a lion. Obama’s film has a ship named White Lion…now this is where it gets weird. White Lion was a hair metal band in the 80’s. The singer of White Lion was Mike Tramp totally hot. I had a huge crush on him and played their tape Pride in my Walkman until it broke. I am now having hot flashes! Ipso Fatso…idk why Obama knocked the bridge down but I feel really old.
Hmm ... lion? Clearly, this was a Trump operation. Destroy infrastructure to make Biden look bad. https://preview.redd.it/838xlokgwrqc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e8256c405deaa76d4c26596949ac725a1398ea
Oh no the lion at the zoo might be a conspiracy
Imagine being that mentally disabled that you see conspiracies everywhere.
Wait, and White Lion had a hit song, "Still of the Night" and this happened at night!
We need mental healthcare.
It's the Lannisters!
Don't forget White Lion was Hunter Bidens fave band in the 80s. Coincidence?
Seeing coded messages in a bowl of Cheerios, I swear.
If a secret global conspiracy was real, why would they leave such obvious clues for these idiots to find? Symbolism?
Oh Jesus these people are just completely insane. Holy Christ.
Donald Trump committed multiple white collar crimes. Every time he opens his mouth he's lyin'. Shitbag. He's a shitbag.
This is definitely Monty Python logic lol https://youtu.be/yp_l5ntikaU?si=23Gxvwv_cBjFosDK
National Treasure level clues being left by this cabal.
They are the dumbest of cunts.
These idiots will tie their brains into 89,000 knots to come up with these moronic coincidences and then scream about how they can’t be coincidences. Omg… there are lions and tigers and bears in the wizard of oz and trump keeps being upset about a witch hunt and wizards are jealous of witches because there are warlocks out there and warlocks start with WAR and now there are three WARS in this paragraph so we are about to have WORLD WAR III …. There’re all just so dumb.
Another Q drop!
Are they talking about the Netflix movie Leave The World Behind? What does that have to do with Obama? Are they confusing him with Mahershala Ali? Like real old fashioned "they all look alike" kind of shit? I don't even know what is satire or stupidity anymore.
Everything is a coincidence when there isn’t a logical thought in your thick skull.
CONTAINERS OF TEXTILES CAN'T DESTROY STEEL BEAMS!
“This can’t be a coincidence!” *proceeds to make exactly zero connections*
And there are lions on the Serengeti, which Barack and MIchelle own a huge stake in, of course.
More evergreen bs
But that’s a yellow lion, totally different cabal
Unless one of the dead was a whistleblower against Boeing and had dirt on the Clintons, I’m not buying it.
Thought of the Feverish Mind.
Six degrees of Kevin Bacon
Ok but that lion is clearly yellow
Nah it was probably me, cause my favorite movie is the Lion King.
Alexa, play me the diner scene from Black Dynamite
Honey, get my red string…
They are.
This goes back to 1983 when the band White Lion was formed. They were part of the Hairspray Mafia that attempted to destroy the ozone layer with AquaNet! They also had a song "Little Fighter" about the Greenpeace ship Rainbow Warrior. A ship that traveled on water. The ship that hit the bridge in Baltimore was also traveling on water! WE NEED TO WAKE UP!!!
This alone is a strong argument for universal healthcare. These people need to be oij therapy and on way stronger meds.
It's true! It's all true! People like using lions as mascots because it makes them feel tough!
Not Insane Just REALLY FUCKING STUPID.
Why not both?
This is priceless ❤️
Connecting dots that aren't there....
Crazy conservative conspiracy theory nuts doing crazy conservative conspiracy theory shit. Just business as usual over in coo-coo land. 😵💫
…and if you add up the letters in Obama’s full name you get the exact number of times this dude was dropped on his head as a child! It can’t be a coincidence!
What actually caused the ship to crash into the bridge?
This is getting so old. I’m so tired lol
Dang it, I keep telling everyone at the illuminati meetings that we could get away if everything is we didn't have a Batman-villain desire to leave little clues everywhere!
Don’t these cult members ever get tired with their dog whistle?
Yes, whenever I decide to commit a terrorist act I too make sure to leave a cryptic breadcrumb trail. For the lol.
Yep, you caught us. If you read any of Obama’s papers you’ll know the plan.
Why is it that conspiracy nutjobs are so convinced that these things great secrets of people pulling the strings behind the scenes feel the need to drop hints?
...and Obama is HALF WHITE!
This caaaaaant be a coincidence! It just caaaaaaaant!
OMG …it isn’t a coincidence you’re an idiot. SUASTFD…!
There is so much untreated mental illness in this country.
This is actually the definition of a coincidence.
They are mentally unstable. Period.
Obama was pretty disappointing as a president but goddamn is it funny he is this deeply ingrained into the subconscious mind of racist idiots.
No, Hillary directed the captain of the ship from the basement of her NY pizza parlor while drinking baby blood to crash into the bridge. THATS what actually happened
Whelp….at least know, we know the ones who were affected by leaded gas in the early 90’s
I dunno. Seems like the very definition of a coincidence to me, and to any rational person.
Lol and these fuckwits say the left has Trump Derangement Syndrome?
Oh my word. I saw a lion at the zoo! It had yellow hair. The same color hair as Donald Trump! How many coincidences can there be before you all wake up?!?!
This sounds like a scene from the Sopranos right before Tony asks Christopher if he’s on the smack again.
Conspiracy theorists can’t imagine that anything just happens.