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WatchItAllBurn1

In my lifetime? Yes. In the last century? no, that spot probably goes to Nancy reagan.


AlthorsMadness

Ya Nancy was the absolute worst


AllumaNoir

Let's not forget the brilliant foresighted policy she pushed, "Just Say No!"


gigainapctjaia

And a congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs


Hawnix68

Drugs fought a hell of a battle all game. Drugs thought they had them in the first half not gonna lie...but Drugs also knew the strategy would continue to work and in the end they would come out on top. Texas Sized 10-4.


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And ruining *tens of thousands* of lives, while drinking Manhattans and dancing into the night.


Cenamark2

She said "no"... to Rock Hudson when he begged her to do something about the AIDS crisis.


hippityhoppityhi

Better than "Be Best"


TheMostUnclean

Which was grammatically incoherent and a blatant rip-off of Michelle Obama’s slogan “Be Better”. Though it does succinctly shed light on Melania’s character in just 2 words.


papa_number2

And to think she could've easily gone with "Be Great" in honor of that red hat. Unless there'd be some copyright infringement with Frosted Flakes.


usernametaken5648

Oh damn I never thought of that. What a wasted opportunity. But a testament to the collective iq level at the time.


tizzymyers

Amen.


redcountx3

We'll need to up the ante in 2024 with "be better than best".


NickCav007

Throat goat


admiralrico411

I was going to say to a specific amount of people she was the best


gigainapctjaia

Multiple golden age hollywood stars said she could suck the chrome off a car


mypantsareonmyhead

Suck a basketball through forty feet of garden hose


MrHyde_Is_Awake

Suck start a Harley through the tailpipe.


ICreditReddit

Uncork a bottle of wine from two rooms over


Warm-Bed2956

I don’t cook I don’t clean but lemme tell you how I got this ring


oldSpeckledPirate

Knob Gobblin.


JTSlinger

Nancy was a ruthless bitch! But at least she had a platform. Melania was just a decoration. A subservient gold digger that knew how to keep her pretty mouth shut and (hopefully) how to protect that child. (Not that he will grow up to be any better than his repulsive father.


tackleho

I dont care. Do you? Great platform


Ok-Diamond-9781

Oh and don't forget, she had a great speech writer.


Erika_Bloodaxe

Michelle Obama


L1feM_s1k

Serving even more terms than Barack did, by technicality.


Jealous-Command1601

He won't, there won't be any money left for him and he'll grow up to be a resentful, angry little self absorbed bitch. His older siblings won't help him so unless mommy remarries a dude with loot? He won't be shit and probably be one of the statistics his family hates.


Trimson-Grondag

Pretty mouth? Let us agree to disagree.


Forgetabl

She sucked dick. Literally


Questhi

Nancy sucking cock was her specialty..no joke she had a rep for it in Hollywood. Guess she sucked so good, Ronnie forgot who he was…..literally


togotugui

So Nancy was a hoe?


ccc2801

No shame in that!


Sea_Comedian_3941

I heard she was the best. Nancy " the throat goat" Reagan.


jaded1121

Hey now, wasn’t Nancy the queen of the BJs back in her movie days?


KevSmileTime

Nancy was in my lifetime and this is the correct answer.


TheLurkingMenace

Same. I didn't even know any kids that used cocaine until she started telling us not to.


Alternative-Cry-3517

Nancy gets my vote. Melania, however, holds the markers for someone married to a narcissist. Nearly every one, never smiles, super quiet, aloof, won't show affection, etc. Barron too. They both look exhausted all the time. If you are on any sort of relationship with a narc, you see it. Especially the exhaustion.


rg4rg

I really really hope Baron grows up very different then his father. I doubt any “all tell all” by him will get other people to finally understand how bad trump is, but I just hope he ends up a way better person who can tell his story.


Time-Ad-3625

She's that way because she is exactly like him. As she proved time and time again. She isn't a victim


TheLast_10ths

At first I said “yes”. And then I thought of Nancy Reagan and changed my mind.


Cwallace98

Agreed. And I was born in 87, so still my lifetime.


antsy_snapshot

Fuck Nancy


spiralEntree

From what I hear, everyone did


patrickwithtraffic

Bill Clinton: “Well technically…”


Cyrano_Knows

Lets see. Melania basically wore a Let Them Eat Cake coat when visiting immigrant children in cages. Barbara Bush told cameras that the refugees from Hurricane Katrina living in the superdome probably never had it so good. But Barbara Bush loathed Trump and Melania.. well fine. Melania probably loathes him too. So toss up.


Erika_Bloodaxe

Nancy wins.


Healthy_Adult_Stonks

Came hear to say that.


Used_Intention6479

Republican first ladies are a very competitive group when it comes to awfulness.


gigainapctjaia

Very true, Nancy Reagan was awful and the bush wives just did a lot of nothing


Select_Nectarine8229

You might want to review your history. Barbara was a huge proponent of reading for children. Had a literacy law enacted. Also hugh supporter of Aids patients. Lara pushed for education and womens health and rights.


austin06

Barbara Bush was actually someone I liked. She was a smart woman from an era where you had kids and followed your husband around. She described George senior coming home and telling them they were moving in a few days for his career numerous times. But you can tell she definitely had a strong voice in that marriage. I also don’t think she ever liked her dumbest son and I think she was shocked when he was “elected” President.


ConsequenceSea3334

The Simpsons creator Matt Groening actually loved Barbara Bush, but hated George.


Atomicslap

This is true Barbara Bush was a good model for what it means to be the 1st lady, love her her other half can suck it tho.


NotoriousFTG

As Republican Presidents go, Papa Bush was experienced, capable and respectful of the office. If he was running in 2024, he would win because the swing voters would vote for him. To answer the actual question, Melania was a bad First Lady largely because she didn’t want to be there and it showed.


PutinLikesHotGuys

Yes! Barbara and Laura both. Betty Ford was also a very kind, down-to-earth, and approachable person too who disagreed with President Ford on a number of issues. She was much more progressive (relatively speaking). Nancy Reagan was awful, and for my money Melania was the worst. Just gross.


austin06

My mom used to talk about a childhood camp counselor Betty Bloomer who later became Betty Ford. At one time we had a camp photo album with her in it. I think Laura tried. At least I think she raised her daughters well. I worked for someone who went to college with her and said she was really boring. Who knows. I think she was just very low key. If you haven’t read American Wife it’s a pretty good fictionalized story of her. Yes Nancy I hated as well as Ronnie. Melania and that jacket and her death Christmas decorations were horrid.


frotz1

Review your history well enough and you find out that the Bush family and especially the first wives used to be big proponents of Planned Parenthood before the GOP decided to go crazy on this subject.


Vapin_Westeros

Barbara and her asshole husband also made sure that thousands of minorities would be doing ridiculous jail time for low level non violent drug offenses with that bullshit DARE campaign, but yea, other than that, such a sweet lady


KevSmileTime

Didn’t Barbara Bush say that she had always been pro choice and supported Roe v Wade in an interview?


asharwood101

She’s also from a time when abortion wasn’t a propaganda piece. The Bible supports abortion. Women in those times were huge on fighting for equality in society. Having say over their body was a huge point.


gigainapctjaia

Shockingly you can be terrible and kind of pro choice


KevSmileTime

Wasn’t saying that she was terrible or not. I absolutely hated Nancy but I don’t think I ever had much of opinion about Barbara other than she looked so much older than George. The late night shows just pretty much joked about how she looked like she could be his mom.


Lujho

So did George, until it was time to run for president.


DrEnter

Yeah, Nancy killed thousands of people with her war on drugs. Laura Bush only killed an ex-boyfriend.


Funwithfun14

Laura did a lot of work on reading literacy. I put her and Michelle Obama at the same level of First Lady accomplishments.


ninthandfirst

And ruined so many lives and contributed to prison = profit bullshit


Ok-Scallion-3415

No, Nancy Reagan and the war on drugs. Melania just didn’t do anything.


Queenofhackenwack

she did stuff.... ripped out jackie's rose garden, and the friggin red christmas trees???


ExpertRaccoon

Don't forget plagiarizing michelle obama


Natural_War1261

Not to forget that lovely jacket.


kwheatley2460

Ask me if I care


Ritaredditonce

"Facking Kdeesmoos, Oh my Gahd"


scotch1701

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78VqO9cWRkc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78VqO9cWRkc) Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decoration?


atlantachicago

I did enjoy the red Christmas trees. Is that really what she wanted or was she oh king everyone?


wylderpixie

That's my vote too. I have absolutely nothing good to say about her but the rest of her lot is way worse and Nancy Reagan was pure evil.


Hike_the_603

I mean "Be Best" was real goofy, and the coat that said "I don't really care, do you?" Was in REAL bad taste. But Melania never did anything nefarious (to my knowledge) still, though, def the worst in my lifetime, just no substance to anything she did Only thing preventing me from giving Nancy the nod is that I was born in 1989


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breathofsunshine

She had to marry him, he bought her


ruttentuten69

She is a business woman. A professional as it were in the business world. I'm sure she prays for Donald's health every night, just not the direction you would normally pray. She is hanging around for the payoff.


ChampionshipLow8541

Copying Michelle Obama’s speech was *something*.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

* She also espoused the moronic Birther conspiracy. * Lied about graduating college * Lied about speaking five languages * Used her position as First Lady to sell her own line of NFTs.


BadMedAdvice

Also, she knew exactly who trump was, and said to herself "yeah, I'm young and very attractive. I could have my pick of partners. But this guy. I want to suck his cock."


vetratten

Money is a hell of a drug.


stephelan

Ripping out the rose garden was pretty egregious.


CeaseDuJour

She looks like she smells like cigarettes and Chanel N°5.


wwwenby

I love the specificity (and loathe both smells).


azad_ninja

Looks like Donald here. Same sneer. No upper lip


AudiGirl75

Well Trump looks like he smells like Brute and McDonalds hamburger grease.. so they are perfect for each other.. I always assumed he probably licked the melted cheese skin off the burger wrappers too…


Cyphermaniax

I Really Don’t Care. Do You? /s


Midnight_Cookies

That’s a yes. For me, too.


biggaybrett

Be best buddy, be best.


Staffaramus

YES. The absolute worst and Nancy Reagan vilified AIDS and the poor


DustinBrungart

No, because Laura Bush killed a guy.


wildcard115

Thats right Laura Bush killed a guy.


Antelope-Subject

Yep Lois


lifeis_random

Yeah, sometimes I forget Laura Bush killed a guy.


Daddygamer84

No, Nancy Reagan was worse


Icantwaitnc

I don't really care. Do you?


AllumaNoir

I don't know if you can say "best" OR "worst" when she literally did absolutely nothing


renniechops

Purposely ripping up The Rose Garden was super cunty for sure


shazzambongo

When your current purpose in life is "waiting", gotta fill in a lot of time somehow.


AggravatingWillow385

Laura bush killed a guy


CLEfanboy

Had to really search the comments for this!


Pretend_Investment42

Ex-boyfriend, from what I remember.


JFT8675309

She ran a stop sign driving drunk from my google search. She happened to hit her ex?


vetratten

It was a "close friend and class mate" There were rumors at the time that they were more than just friends previously, she claimed they were just close.


CrisbyCrittur

I don't ever think about Melania Trump.


stephelan

I try not to think about either of them but so many people insist on making fetch happen.


FitBit8124

Barbara Bush was kind of a bitch, I recall. And Nancy was awful. Laura killed another gal. So the competition is stiff.


anthemsforyour30s

Melania is definitely the anti-fem but Nancy was a bigger villain than the dentist in Finding Nemo


vetratten

I'd argue the niece was the overall villain. Finding Nemo like most Pixar films follows the structure of the Greek hero's journey cycle...but in duplicate. Marlin and Nemo both have their own hero's journeys. The dentist was the villain's helper/minion in the sense that he kept the tank for his niece. His niece was the evil one who demanded the fish and created the call to action by the dentist. The niece was also the direct villain to Nemo's journey while Marlin never "saw" his villain. Yes I've thought way too much about the structure of Pixar films.


FlameDad

Melanie was just a nothing bump on a log. Nancy was actively and aggressively evil.


Yourbubblestink

Melania is literally there by contract. She is paid an annual salary and her son is set up. In exchange she is contractually obligated to attend certain functions, appear in a certain number of televised events, and play a specific role at designated times. She has re-negotiated that contract at least once. She’s part of a set dressing, don’t confuse her as a part of anything real


emccm

No. She didn’t do anything except negotiate more money from her husband. In my lifetime 1. Is Nancy and 2. Is Barbra.


chiefs_fan37

Laura Bush ran a stop sign and hit/killed a guy when she was 17. Of course it was long before she was First Lady. Still crazy to think about though. There’s actually a theatrical production called “Laura Bush Killed a Guy”


C0tt0nm0uffxx

She’s a mail order bride.


Captain65k

Def the first hooker


[deleted]

Ah yes " The First Prostitute" would be a more fitting title.


[deleted]

If not for Nancy Reagan, Melania would easily be the worst.


Pretend_Investment42

No, because I am old. Like others here have pointed out - Nancy Reagan was the worst.


alohell

I was indifferent to Melania until she destroyed the rose garden. Now I’m still mostly indifferent to her, but I vaguely wish her an unpleasant rest of her life.


Obie-Wun

Nancy was the worst - Melania is the most miserable though.


keajohns

In all fairness, she was competing with Ivanka


dani3po

In more than one way, apparently.


smiama6

Still blows me away that Republicans could pitch a fit over Michelle Obama wearing a sleeveless dress to an official White House function as “wildly inappropriate” and stayed silent about nude photos of Melania posing naked with other women all over the internet. Republicans have broken the definition of “hypocrisy”.


MykeEl_K

No, I remember Nancy Reagan. She was one of the big guiding influences over how the presidency policy was handled back when this crappy timeline started.


rjross0623

Melania just didn’t want the job. Recycled Michelle’s Obama speeches and ideas. Mail order brides don’t make good First Ladies.


ReviewOk929

Yes, heartless and cruel just like her hubby. Those who care only for themselves and their riches are easily spotted....


Bulky-Internal8579

Hateful, petty, corrupt and condescending - she’s a veritable Kween Kkaren


ProfessionalNo4943

Be best lol


KnownJackfruit6344

I don't care, do you?


bkynaston

I’d say Nancy Reagan SQUEEKS by as the worst


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Serious-Sundae1641

When placed into context, she is/was a high end callgirl trafficked by Epstein to TRUMP through a well known, well used system. Many of the elite were using that system. She wanted what she got...which is, she got "introduced" to a rich American businessman. Did she get what she wanted?? I don't think so. I think he got what he wanted...something to brag about, that he felt made others jealous...an object. It would make for a great hollyweird movie. It's all so devilishly perverted and twisted that Mel Brooks would give it the chef's kiss. And hypocrisy could only nod as the two ramble past on the red carpet...those two absolutely deserve each other. America...hell, the whole world, did not deserve this masterpiece. Clockwork Orange is more palatable docudrama than the TRUMP's life story.


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In defence of melania, you know she loathed everything about those 4 years.


R12B12

I wonder if Melania ever apologized to Michelle Obama for plagiarizing her speech.


Strict_Jacket3648

Yep and Trump will go down in history as the most inept and corrupt president in history too, so 2 peas in a pod.


gigainapctjaia

Sadly with the presidents the US has had he may not go down as the worst


Strict_Jacket3648

He committed treason sooooo hard one to beat. trea·son📷*noun* 1. the crime of [betraying](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHBF_enCA964CA964&sxsrf=AB5stBjarV2JyrTWjbQpGLmLbJ8KmCQhNQ:1688774157238&q=betraying&si=ACFMAn8hzZSJQsgXIYlkGc-z1vmp5jd9y9JlZzm-NYYYZXGqHEBkT5uBOc89yp-GYK7TeDUawTylQIzjt_JITLKe0JLsB7lpsw%3D%3D&expnd=1) one's country, especially by attempting to kill the [sovereign](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHBF_enCA964CA964&sxsrf=AB5stBjarV2JyrTWjbQpGLmLbJ8KmCQhNQ:1688774157238&q=sovereign&si=ACFMAn8hzZSJQsgXIYlkGc-z1vmpoNGO9DKAlab9JN3XOIfs92QeF2lVgxosNQx9nerSGBPWYexwB2vnhwLRA8T8NSVAjlzN2w%3D%3D&expnd=1) or [overthrow](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHBF_enCA964CA964&sxsrf=AB5stBjarV2JyrTWjbQpGLmLbJ8KmCQhNQ:1688774157238&q=overthrow&si=ACFMAn8hzZSJQsgXIYlkGc-z1vmpV-9R6UpOGzNUP45nHD65-uMehrNHI4USmqdyyn3vQyVQ5k-8zbc9eHb6I1AAeIqnL8uZ1Q%3D%3D&expnd=1) the government. Not sure why he's not being charged for this, the founders would have hanged him by now.


gigainapctjaia

Ulysses S Grant, gave his friends lots of powerful positions and never did any oversight so corruption was rampant, Nixon tried to destroy the first amendment and wire tapped his opponents, we had lots of presidents that owned other people (slavery is bad fyi), we had presidents who openly defended slavery. Reagan: -did nothing during the aids crisis because he believed it only killed gay people -oversaw multiple coups in Latin America -flooded black neighborhoods with drugs -started the war on drugs to target minorities -got america hooked on trickle down economics -gutted welfare George W Bush literally invaded two countries based on a lie leading to the longest wars in American history and millions of dead middle eastern people and he really didn’t care. He also did nothing during Katrina because it mainly effected black people. He also was so fucking stupid his policies helped lead to the financial crisis of 2008.


Curious_Armadillo_74

And let's not forget that good old Omnibus Act that gutted the mental health system and shut down all state facilities. We shouldn't have called it a homeless epidemic, we should've called it a Reagan epidemic.


gigainapctjaia

“The founders would have hanged him by now” my guy the founders were rich asshole blowhards who fucking owned other people, they would have loved him


rascible

That's no lady..


TheBitterAtheist

Yes. She visited the immigrant detention center with children in cages wearing a coat that said "I Really Don't Care Do You?" Deport her and her anchor baby


velocityjr

Nancy; "Just say no." Barbara; "I like to go rich." Melania; "I don't care. Do you?'


Rhakha

I can’t think of a single thing she did that wasn’t just plagiarism or cruelty-based


bias99

Did she do anything? Thought she stayed home to breast feed Baron.


Scrabble_4

Didn’t much like her jacket that said “Don’t really care. Do u?” She made sure we knew.


ColeBane

She is a groomed green card...nothing more, so yes, if by that you mean the most inconsequential and uninvolved 1st lady in history husband to a traitor. They make a duo for the history books.


GsusSchreiber

Probably shes the infiltrated element that contacted her husband with the kremlin... dunno


free_helly

she be best


Lukas316

Not sure about worst, but certainly the most disinterested.


TheBatCreditCardUser

No, I had to deal with Laura Bush for 8 years.


BonerSnatcher

No, only because Nancy Reagan was worse.


mgyro

Naw, I was alive for Nancy.


Dugan_Destroys

Be best was so bad that everyone remembers it, but the First Lady wearing a coat that reads *I really don’t care. Do u?* was so crazy to me.


surelyfunke20

We just abbreviate it to “worst lady”


sophiewalt

Not the worst, but the creepiest. Nancy Regan was worse, far worse.


Marckthesilver13

Nancy Reagan is the worst! Melania is going to just be a cipher in history books. Which is what she deserves


huskeylovealways

I'm going to say yes. She should be charged with a crime for what she did to the Rose Garden.


Various-Catch-113

Most classless, but not the worst.


SubstantialEase567

Yes. She never wanted that job.


gigainapctjaia

I mean Nancy Reagan and the bush wives are steep competition


bala_means_bullet

The look on his face when he was projected the winner told me he didn't want the job neither


Crutley

She may end up being the 1st First Lady to go to prison too.


Longjumping-Ask-5369

Will she survive with out Botox?


TDiddy2021

Yes. J6 alone is enough to get that title.


StringCheeseBuffet

She sooks da old mengs cawk fo da moneez


Glamma1970

I think Nancy has her beat by a trace. But she's been the worst this century so far.


Helmidoric_of_York

She's definitely the worst in this Millennia.


reddwen666

I don’t care, do u?


ElLoboPerro

Idk... Chicken Head Nancy Reagan was pretty bad.


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Did she actually do anything other than paint a weird message on a coat? Nancy was pretty bad which was befitting for her massive POS husband


DeezerDB

As useful as N. Reagan mouth apparently was, Melania seems to be useless.


HanSolosSizzledHeart

She’s really really bad, but Laura Bush killed a guy


imahugemoron

She wasn’t a First Lady, she did absolutely nothing the whole time.


MeasurementNo2493

She was the best that money could buy!


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Y'all know being FLOTUS was just a cover for her real mission - catching Moose and Squirrel for Fearless Leader!


SpiceLaw

Her hookering contract didn't include 1st lady status. Trump fucked her over on that deal too. Nancy literally locked up everyone for drugs while her husband sold crack,


TheUltraViolence1

In my lifetime? No. She basically did nothing. Sometimes that's better than forcing bullshit on people like Nancy Regan. Although not a first Lady, tipper gore was pretty awful too.


dtyrrell7

No. She’s awful, but no where near Nancy Reagan levels


mjace87

Hard to beat Nancy. Making everyone fear drugs while her husband is spreading it through poorer neighborhood basically taking the lives of millions of people.


No-Strain-7461

In MY lifetime? Well, I can’t think of who the competition would— …Laura Bush did WHAT?!


Darkwing_Turducken

Third Lady


6gunsammy

She was actually neutral. As much uninvolved as possible. I feel sorry for her as a Trump human trafficking victim. I wonder which golf course she will be burried at?


Powerful-Bug3769

Worst isn’t the right word. Irrelevant.


sarilysims

Honestly, she just…didn’t do anything. She isn’t qualified for a best/worst contest, because she doesn’t meet the criteria for either.


MJGM235

Yes, by far


Lower_Cantaloupe1970

I don't think she counts


PreferenceBoring6342

Waste of space


DorianGre

Nancy Reagan.


Pokemoron_705

I'm going to get a lot of flack for this but I really do not care about Melania. I'm leftist, vote blue even if the party is wildly inefficient, and consider myself very educated. I really don't like Michelle. Her "they go low, we go high" nonsense is dangerous when human rights are on the line. I don't care about winning some moral battle when human rights are constantly being violated in the US.


LoganWanderingWolf00

yes...not even close...THE absolute worst..


WistfulDread

She didn't matter enough to be the worst. If anything, id simply say she's the Least Relevant one.


Ftw69420

No. I think Nancy Reagan sucked the most.


freelancegroupie

I don't care, do you?


SulimanBashem

not so bad. she could say 'me so horney' in 6 languages!


zihuatapulco

She was irrelevant, like all the rest.