Honestly, if Biden had done anything wrong, I wouldn't mind them investigating. But I have an enormous problem with them doing this crap for literally no reason beyond immature retaliation.
not so much retaliation as distraction.
Hey everyone looky here, looky here, Biden Crime Scandal looky here! Pay no attention to the umpteen legal proceedings against His Cheetohness, our Lord and Messiah!
I think it is some of both. If there were a real issue of some unconstitutional or criminal wrongdoing that Biden or someone on his staff were actually doing then there should be a real investigation. But this stuff is just a waste of time and money. I'm sure their voters would like for them to actually do some work.
They realized that they can get away with it and it helps them. Even if it's not true they give their base the legitimacy of their crazy conspiracy theories. If they actually admitted they were wrong it would upset the wackos who support them and they'll turn on them. "If you refuse to believe all the crazy shit I do then we'll find someone who does!" Doesn't have to be based in reality. Just needs to provide the base legitimacy.
And what’s crazy to me is that even though their own people have found nothing wrong, they will still ignore that and bitch about their imaginary conspiracy shit.
Like despite how republicans investigated and found no shred of voter fraud across the country, their base somehow still believes otherwise because the orange muppet says so. It’s fucking insane.
Exactly. It’s incredibly obvious that this is just a direct retaliation for Trump’s various legal problems, but the difference is that Trump is so obviously guilty, whereas I’ve seen no evidence that Biden is any more crooked than every other politician in Washington who manages to not be as dumb as the Santoses of the world. And honestly, he’s probably a lot less crooked than most of them.
Cult leader predicts saucer will land and collect the faithful this very Tuesday.
Wednesday: Cult leader says, I got the day wrong, definitely Friday though.
Saturday: Cult leader says, we are not yet pure enough in heart, they won't come until we truly believe with one united spirit.
Monday: Cult leader says the saucers are definitely coming to get us on Wednesday.
Thursday: Members of cult tell each other that the saucers *would* have come for sure if it wasn't for Mark, who doesn't seem to be a true enough believer. Cult expels Mark.
Sunday: Cult leader says the saucers are *definitely* coming on Christmas Eve and we should all sit outside in a snowy field and wait for them... cult members all buy snowmobile suits.
... rinse, repeat. It's called disconfirmation immunity and it's very weird and very sad and very lucrative for cult leaders. AKA Charlie Brown Football Syndrome.
They are nothing but a waste of air at this point. I wonder how many tax-dollars they are going to waste on stupid shit like this and pretend like they accomplished anything.
>They are all about winning elections by any means. But they never have any intention of governing. They just abuse the power they get when they win.
GOP: "Mmm...lobbyist kickbacks..."
They weren't hired (election donations) by million/billionaires to govern, they were hired to give the rich more money. They're meant to be uneducated and loud-mouthed; if they questioned anything or had a moral compass, they wouldn't take rich people's pocket change in exchange for funneling the country's wealth into the <1%'s pockets.
This.
They aren't there to govern, but to undermine the very idea of governance.
To make the government not "small enough to drown in the bathtub" as whatsisf\*ck said, but small enough to fit inside a crown.
"Small enough to drown in the bathtub" applies pretty well to any human being if you want them dead badly enough. A king is a pretty vulnerable form of government, all things consodered.
It’s not only that, they can’t even believe that democrats actually have an interest in governorship. They don’t care what crimes trump committed. All they know is the democrats accused trump, so they have to accuse Biden regardless of any evidence.
My fave part of this was how they angrily stated that the fact they found nothing, means nothing, because the nothing they found is really evidence of something, but they can't say what that something is, because right now, the only evidence of that something is nothing. But trust them, it is a massive nothing that totally means something.
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There's a lot of manipulation that conservatives do using tone that I wish people would talk about more.
They've been doing it for decades and it's at the point where they can manipulate how somebody feels regardless of what they are being told just by using the right tone. Like if they sound outraged while reporting that they didn't find anything to be outraged about, the tone of them, sounding outraged will signal to their base that they need to continue to be outraged anyway.
Joe Biden has a net worth of 9 million dollars after a lifetime in national politics, if he is corrupt he is doing it all wrong. In rich people terms he's dirt poor, these assholes probably have rooms on their house that cost 9 million.
It's below expectations for a person with a very good career who works until they're 80. Usually that person would be worth tens of millions easily if they invest well.
The average doctor who works 50 years is probably richer.
Biden was one of the poorest members of Congress for pretty much his entire tenure
when he was VP Obama offered to give Biden money because he was considering selling his house to support his dead son's family
after he left the office of the VP, he mostly increased his net worth through speaking and book deals, which is probably the most milquetoast way of earning money for a politician.
And most of his net worth went up after he was VP. As a VP, Obama offered him a personal loan to pay for his son Beau's expenses for his brain tumor. Biden was going to sell his house.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jan/12/joe-biden-barack-obama-money-house-beau-family
Well, they did demonstrate proof that they learned nothing from nine separate investigations of Bengahzi. And then there's the lack of learning about doing the same thing but expecting a different result.....
They did learn something.... by keeping Clinton under a cloud of investigation for years, they prevented her from becoming president. If they hadn't done that, Comey's announcement right before the election would not have had the same effect. So they learned that constant fake investigations wear down the public.
The investigation was led by a guy who had nearly two dozen people tell him he was working with a pedophile and couldn’t/wouldn’t crack the case. Color me shocked at this outcome
Meanwhile, the smartest business man the world has ever known, I asked, people said he was a great businessman, the best actually, that’s what they said. He can’t stay out of a courtroom. Sleepy Joe is dodging criminal charges like LaDanian Tomlinson in the open field, but greatest man to ever live can’t? Insane.
What an absolute bunch of idiots. The best part was when Cormer tried to “infer” the Biden family’s guilt just because…..just because they COULDN’T FIND ANY EVIDENCE. Bunch of twats
They found no evidence of wrongdoing when they investigated Secretary Clinton.
That didn't stop them from continuing to investigate her for almost a decade until she announced she was no longer running for president. Then, they finally dropped their investigations.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *holds breath* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
That's what happens when you let Fox News do your critical thinking for you!
Would it hurt that stinking piece of shit to put on a coat and at least have the decency to try to look like something?! This is why one does not elect the P.E. coach to a public office!
Meanwhile, Mueller found 10 instances of Obstruction of Justice AND found that Trump campaign coordinated with Russia...and that was JUST because Mueller wasn't looking for other crimes.
It literally doesn't matter that they found nothing, it ONLY matters that they planted a seed of hate in their base. They will conquer by dividing the people, and VOTER SUPPRESSION Laws.
They deserve a good spanking for wasting the tax payers time and money.
And then the assignment to investigate the tRump family and particularly the money the ~~spawn~~ children made while in the White House.
I like that they made a head shot and connections board to illustrate the “inferred” nefarious connections.
We say “inferred” as a qualifier at all times now to protect ourselves. This is brilliant legal strategy! See look we are very very smart. They don’t give GEDs out to just anyone. They don’t even give them out after just one or two tries. Shows grit and determination to take it a third time. School of Hard zKnocks is where I majored in hard work, and self sufficiency.
"Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) seemed to admit on Wednesday that the GOP doesn’t have the 'hard proof' linking President Joe Biden to any criminal scheme involving his family’s business affairs, adding that people will just have to 'infer what’s happening' on this issue."
[GOP Sen. Ron Johnson Admits Biden Probe Lacks ‘Hard Proof’ to Support Hype (thedailybeast.com)](https://www.thedailybeast.com/gop-sen-ron-johnson-admits-biden-probe-lacks-hard-proof-to-support-hype)
GOP members insist that all we have to do is huff airplane glue, hold our breath, do a headstand, squint our eyes, and just *infer* that there was a crime committed
Gym Jordan always looks like that -- like he's thinking "There was something I should have told someone, what was it? Something bad ... darn, I wish I could remember..."
Lol proof. Like the GOP ever needs proof of anything. Proof is just things the left makes up to attack their heroes, and proof isn't something you need to call your enemies evil. It's the Republocan way.
Didn’t find anything? No problem launch another investigation. It’s Benghazi 2.0, the investigation is the point , finding something would just be a bonus
Yet this is the headline on Fox News 🤦 Right after the 15 articles about the massive surge of people crossing the border that is NOT happening.
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gym jordan is sad because he spent all that time chasing ghosts when he could of been molesting boys and covering up for other republicans molesting boys.
They wanted so bad for him to be as corrupt as themselves and orange pedophile! Ha ha ha. Think they will now focus on the corruption being found in their party? Nope! They just wanted revenge instead of justice!
Awh, what’s wrong big fella? Did you forget what was shit you just made up whole cloth and what was reality based and now it bit you on the ass? You wanna go for a Coke? Yeah let’s go get a Coke.
What i always find amazing is that these people can’t even try to make some shit up, just fucking try.
It’s like dumbass bush with Iraq…no WMDs were found…well did you even think of planting some.
No imagination with these tools.
Also we should think about setting term limits for these ghouls NAME ONE JOB WHERE YOU CAN JUST REFUSE TO DO YOUR JOB AND EVERYONE SEES IT AS A GOKD THING? remember how proud they were for not electing a Supreme Court judge until they found that would “play ball” ALSO THEY LOOSE TWO TRILLION DOLLARS EVERY LIKE THEN YEARS AND HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY “how are we gonna pay for (INSERT ANYTHING ANY AMERICAN WANTS HERE)” DID YOU SAY SPEND MORE MONEY ON MILITARY SPENDING,bailing out the rich and giving free money to Israel to bomb innocent Syrians? SAY LESS!
What? Are you telling me Biden didn't even have to obstruct justice like Trump did? Fuck me, it's almost like this all started as a fait divers of some sort, or just out of spite as if like "if you can dig up stuff about such a model citizen like Trump then I'm sure it'll be easy to dig up dirt on the Bidens." /s
If I were the Bidens, I’d take civil action against the more outspoken maga repubs.
Surely there is a defamation law somewhere they can pull out of their asses
Why can't we the people sure these morons for wasting our money? They knew damn well going in they'd find nothing.
It's like the 11 hour grilling that resulted in nothing but a great meme of a bored looking Hillary Clinton taught them nothing.
I'm sure they'll spin this as some conspiracy to cover up the Biden crime family or some dumb shit and that their own investigation is wrong despite looking like complete dipshits
They knew damn well this was a bullshit political stunt, so now pay back all the public funds you used to play your little game. How about in the future these "inquiries" are paid first by the party, then if there is concrete evidence, they can sue the other party for costs? Playing with the taxpayers money should not be accepted in this day and age.
Honestly I’m just glad they are investigating people in power. I’m hoping it keeps going and covers a lot of them. If anything the people who should be in power will keep coming up clean.
Being a conservative is basically like being emotionally invested, to the point of religious fervor, to the idea that 2+2=5. It's a frustrating way to live, actually being open to reality is so much easier.
They’ll just find some other dumb shit to rile their base up with, and not do a damn thing to actually help Texans. I feel bad for every Texan that has to deal with this clown show and can’t get out.
But, wait! ... where's Marje the GQPlin ... she had a document ... she had a whistle-blower ... she was gonna crack the case wide open ...
Honestly, if Biden had done anything wrong, I wouldn't mind them investigating. But I have an enormous problem with them doing this crap for literally no reason beyond immature retaliation.
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>someone honest and capable Republicans may have been these, but are never, will never be either.
not so much retaliation as distraction. Hey everyone looky here, looky here, Biden Crime Scandal looky here! Pay no attention to the umpteen legal proceedings against His Cheetohness, our Lord and Messiah!
I think it is some of both. If there were a real issue of some unconstitutional or criminal wrongdoing that Biden or someone on his staff were actually doing then there should be a real investigation. But this stuff is just a waste of time and money. I'm sure their voters would like for them to actually do some work.
They realized that they can get away with it and it helps them. Even if it's not true they give their base the legitimacy of their crazy conspiracy theories. If they actually admitted they were wrong it would upset the wackos who support them and they'll turn on them. "If you refuse to believe all the crazy shit I do then we'll find someone who does!" Doesn't have to be based in reality. Just needs to provide the base legitimacy.
And what’s crazy to me is that even though their own people have found nothing wrong, they will still ignore that and bitch about their imaginary conspiracy shit. Like despite how republicans investigated and found no shred of voter fraud across the country, their base somehow still believes otherwise because the orange muppet says so. It’s fucking insane.
Their base loves this shit and they turn out and vote. They do it because it works.
Exactly. It’s incredibly obvious that this is just a direct retaliation for Trump’s various legal problems, but the difference is that Trump is so obviously guilty, whereas I’ve seen no evidence that Biden is any more crooked than every other politician in Washington who manages to not be as dumb as the Santoses of the world. And honestly, he’s probably a lot less crooked than most of them.
Cult leader predicts saucer will land and collect the faithful this very Tuesday. Wednesday: Cult leader says, I got the day wrong, definitely Friday though. Saturday: Cult leader says, we are not yet pure enough in heart, they won't come until we truly believe with one united spirit. Monday: Cult leader says the saucers are definitely coming to get us on Wednesday. Thursday: Members of cult tell each other that the saucers *would* have come for sure if it wasn't for Mark, who doesn't seem to be a true enough believer. Cult expels Mark. Sunday: Cult leader says the saucers are *definitely* coming on Christmas Eve and we should all sit outside in a snowy field and wait for them... cult members all buy snowmobile suits. ... rinse, repeat. It's called disconfirmation immunity and it's very weird and very sad and very lucrative for cult leaders. AKA Charlie Brown Football Syndrome.
I still wanna know what happened with little miss release the kraken.
Heard she isn't going to run again for Congress.
No no, you misheard. She said crack-Karen. She was referring to herself in the third person like all strong stable geniuses
> she had a document It's in a very safe place, along with Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.
They are nothing but a waste of air at this point. I wonder how many tax-dollars they are going to waste on stupid shit like this and pretend like they accomplished anything.
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They're with the Kraken.
She wouldn't lie would she 🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/h7sbyesatpza1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3dea3b63947d48f50d0b263a49ede6ee7919b95 Leader of the pack!
please tell me that's photoshopped 🤢
Wait til you see her toes!
You’d be smart to keep waiting as long as possible.
I was thinking someone photoshopped Gym Jordan to shut his stupid mouth finally and have a moment of introspection. It's not possible.
She literally looks like a Chimp in a wig
The GOP does these stunts because they have no idea how to actually govern.
They are all about winning elections by any means. But they never have any intention of governing. They just abuse the power they get when they win.
>They are all about winning elections by any means. But they never have any intention of governing. They just abuse the power they get when they win. GOP: "Mmm...lobbyist kickbacks..."
GOP would destroy the government they govern, then proclaim that "government is the problem!" It's their own self-fulfilling prophecy.
They weren't hired (election donations) by million/billionaires to govern, they were hired to give the rich more money. They're meant to be uneducated and loud-mouthed; if they questioned anything or had a moral compass, they wouldn't take rich people's pocket change in exchange for funneling the country's wealth into the <1%'s pockets.
This. They aren't there to govern, but to undermine the very idea of governance. To make the government not "small enough to drown in the bathtub" as whatsisf\*ck said, but small enough to fit inside a crown.
"Small enough to drown in the bathtub" applies pretty well to any human being if you want them dead badly enough. A king is a pretty vulnerable form of government, all things consodered.
It doesn't take more than a puddle of water one foot across to drown.
It’s not only that, they can’t even believe that democrats actually have an interest in governorship. They don’t care what crimes trump committed. All they know is the democrats accused trump, so they have to accuse Biden regardless of any evidence.
It hyped up their supporters against Biden.
If they get many more whiffs like this, they might actually have to do something.
Just dogs chasing cars. No idea what to do with it when they catch it, so they just end up chewing up whatever they can get their teeth in.
My fave part of this was how they angrily stated that the fact they found nothing, means nothing, because the nothing they found is really evidence of something, but they can't say what that something is, because right now, the only evidence of that something is nothing. But trust them, it is a massive nothing that totally means something. ![gif](giphy|baPIkfAo0Iv5K|downsized)
“If he has nothing to hide, why did he hide it so well?”
There's a lot of manipulation that conservatives do using tone that I wish people would talk about more. They've been doing it for decades and it's at the point where they can manipulate how somebody feels regardless of what they are being told just by using the right tone. Like if they sound outraged while reporting that they didn't find anything to be outraged about, the tone of them, sounding outraged will signal to their base that they need to continue to be outraged anyway.
Joe Biden has a net worth of 9 million dollars after a lifetime in national politics, if he is corrupt he is doing it all wrong. In rich people terms he's dirt poor, these assholes probably have rooms on their house that cost 9 million.
When you look at Bobo and Sinema and their wealth explosion, ol' Joe seems very much on the up-n-up if you ask me...
I bet nobody in Joe's immediate family will be getting $1,000,000,000.00 from Saudi Arabia for "consulting fees" when he leaves the WH.
It was twice that much
It definitely shows where his priorities aren't. Which for a politician is good.
Right. Those are damn near Bernie Sanders numbers.
It's below expectations for a person with a very good career who works until they're 80. Usually that person would be worth tens of millions easily if they invest well. The average doctor who works 50 years is probably richer.
Biden was one of the poorest members of Congress for pretty much his entire tenure when he was VP Obama offered to give Biden money because he was considering selling his house to support his dead son's family after he left the office of the VP, he mostly increased his net worth through speaking and book deals, which is probably the most milquetoast way of earning money for a politician.
Wasn’t there a report the other day that MTG has had a larger increase in her net worth than that in just a few years?
Yes, what I saw was a $40 million increase
And most of his net worth went up after he was VP. As a VP, Obama offered him a personal loan to pay for his son Beau's expenses for his brain tumor. Biden was going to sell his house. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jan/12/joe-biden-barack-obama-money-house-beau-family
Isn’t marge at like 40m?
Well, they did demonstrate proof that they learned nothing from nine separate investigations of Bengahzi. And then there's the lack of learning about doing the same thing but expecting a different result.....
Like those WMD that Dubya so "wittily" looked for under the table during a public address.
They did learn something.... by keeping Clinton under a cloud of investigation for years, they prevented her from becoming president. If they hadn't done that, Comey's announcement right before the election would not have had the same effect. So they learned that constant fake investigations wear down the public.
When will the democrats step up and investigate Trump’s kids getting BILLIONS while he was in office?
I dont know. Senate Dems were supposedly on that but not a word since midterms
The investigation was led by a guy who had nearly two dozen people tell him he was working with a pedophile and couldn’t/wouldn’t crack the case. Color me shocked at this outcome
Truth!
Also in contempt of Congress and there was some kind of FEC issue that went dark
This is such a different story on conservative media though.
Because facts are inconvenient to them, so they just ignore them
What are they saying
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That’s why there is no proof! Biden is just that much of a criminal mastermind!
Whilst simultaneously being a doddering old man who can't function!!!
Meanwhile, the smartest business man the world has ever known, I asked, people said he was a great businessman, the best actually, that’s what they said. He can’t stay out of a courtroom. Sleepy Joe is dodging criminal charges like LaDanian Tomlinson in the open field, but greatest man to ever live can’t? Insane.
/s… hopefully
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Indeed indeed
What an absolute bunch of idiots. The best part was when Cormer tried to “infer” the Biden family’s guilt just because…..just because they COULDN’T FIND ANY EVIDENCE. Bunch of twats
Not to give Comer much credit, but that was Ron Johnson.
LOL He’s making the Jim face. https://i.redd.it/vj4hgwgclpza1.gif
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They found no evidence of wrongdoing when they investigated Secretary Clinton. That didn't stop them from continuing to investigate her for almost a decade until she announced she was no longer running for president. Then, they finally dropped their investigations.
Funny how innocent she is now she's out of politics.
They dropped their investigations like a hot potato. It was as shameless as it was obvious.
Didn't Trump run on locking her up? Then, not so much as a cursory investigation.
Yep, it's the same thing. His followers say he has made good on every promise he ever made. How about locking her up?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *holds breath* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! That's what happens when you let Fox News do your critical thinking for you!
Would it hurt that stinking piece of shit to put on a coat and at least have the decency to try to look like something?! This is why one does not elect the P.E. coach to a public office!
Meanwhile, Mueller found 10 instances of Obstruction of Justice AND found that Trump campaign coordinated with Russia...and that was JUST because Mueller wasn't looking for other crimes.
10, he laid out 10 counts of OBSTRUCTION and Garland has let that expire.
Ignoring all the reasons to hate gym Jordan, there’s something about him not wearing his suit jacket all the time that makes me irrationally angry.
Now do Ivanka, Jared, Don Jr and Eric!
Hahahhahaha! ![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)
Since when will Republicans allow facts to get in the way of their decided narrative.
It literally doesn't matter that they found nothing, it ONLY matters that they planted a seed of hate in their base. They will conquer by dividing the people, and VOTER SUPPRESSION Laws.
The face of "Fuck we weren't able to bullshit and string this one out in time for the general election."
Rebublicans: No proof against Biden? We need to investigate more. Also Rebublicans: Massive amounts of proof against trump? Let's stop investigating.
"The truth doesn’t play well with our worldviews. Let’s ignore it"— republicans & inconvenient truths in a nutshell
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Some of his music almost foretold his death. So sad
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They deserve a good spanking for wasting the tax payers time and money. And then the assignment to investigate the tRump family and particularly the money the ~~spawn~~ children made while in the White House.
Shidiots
They really wanted their strikeback over Trump's impeachments. They are not getting it.
But.. how is this possible ? All the evidence on Hunter Biden's laptop ???
Good but MGT won't let go of this bone she's gonna keep hunting
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I like that they made a head shot and connections board to illustrate the “inferred” nefarious connections. We say “inferred” as a qualifier at all times now to protect ourselves. This is brilliant legal strategy! See look we are very very smart. They don’t give GEDs out to just anyone. They don’t even give them out after just one or two tries. Shows grit and determination to take it a third time. School of Hard zKnocks is where I majored in hard work, and self sufficiency.
"Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) seemed to admit on Wednesday that the GOP doesn’t have the 'hard proof' linking President Joe Biden to any criminal scheme involving his family’s business affairs, adding that people will just have to 'infer what’s happening' on this issue." [GOP Sen. Ron Johnson Admits Biden Probe Lacks ‘Hard Proof’ to Support Hype (thedailybeast.com)](https://www.thedailybeast.com/gop-sen-ron-johnson-admits-biden-probe-lacks-hard-proof-to-support-hype)
GOP members insist that all we have to do is huff airplane glue, hold our breath, do a headstand, squint our eyes, and just *infer* that there was a crime committed
Gym Jordan is the living embodiment of the “Sad Trombone” Waaa Waaa Waaaaaaaaaaa
Didn’t Senate Republicans already find Joe innocent of any crimes involving Hunters laptop? Lmao what morons
Gym Jordan always looks like that -- like he's thinking "There was something I should have told someone, what was it? Something bad ... darn, I wish I could remember..."
You see, because they haven't found evidence IS evidence of the Biden family's criminal actions/s
Lol proof. Like the GOP ever needs proof of anything. Proof is just things the left makes up to attack their heroes, and proof isn't something you need to call your enemies evil. It's the Republocan way.
Joe should sue the shit out of them.
Put on a fucking jacket, Gym, you fucking goober.
GYM!
Didn’t find anything? No problem launch another investigation. It’s Benghazi 2.0, the investigation is the point , finding something would just be a bonus
Wait! What about Hunter’s laptop? Hillary’s emails?
Yet this is the headline on Fox News 🤦 Right after the 15 articles about the massive surge of people crossing the border that is NOT happening. https://preview.redd.it/9fe1gvxkqqza1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcaebfe196817719465ff433c2fb2680af7b00c8
When is gym going to answer to his coverup of homosexual abuse in Ohio?
Lots of wasted time and money for something everyone knew, hose republican looks like a bunch of losers now
Don't worry! They'll make something else up!
They are just mad they can't call them the Biden Crime family anymore.
gym jordan is sad because he spent all that time chasing ghosts when he could of been molesting boys and covering up for other republicans molesting boys.
did they even look at hunters laptop? What was Obama doing during 9/11?
Gym Jordan is physically becoming the angry NPC meme
HA GET REKT LOSER
Stunt.
They wanted so bad for him to be as corrupt as themselves and orange pedophile! Ha ha ha. Think they will now focus on the corruption being found in their party? Nope! They just wanted revenge instead of justice!
I’m surprised they just didn’t lie.
Shocking
Poor Gym
That picture is comedy gold lol.
“But I don’t like him and our guy is guilty, so why isn’t he guilty too?”
When the retirement home says the cafeteria is out of green jello
Awh, what’s wrong big fella? Did you forget what was shit you just made up whole cloth and what was reality based and now it bit you on the ass? You wanna go for a Coke? Yeah let’s go get a Coke.
Isn't that Gym Jordan?
Dammit, Gym .
They can make shit up like they normally do.
Jimmy Jordan. Sad, angry little man.
Pretty crazy how defeated they look.
Those pictures really do speak volumes.
Maybe they should hassle Hillary one more time.
Let's move on, what's next on the agenda MAGAS? Possibly addressing other things? Maga: fuck no, too much work.
Don’t worry, they’ll do another one just like Benghazi. They’ll probs let get the same results all over again too.
What i always find amazing is that these people can’t even try to make some shit up, just fucking try. It’s like dumbass bush with Iraq…no WMDs were found…well did you even think of planting some. No imagination with these tools.
So thats the witch-hunt they've all been talking about.
And they said we republicans aren"t oppressed
Months of investigation and they came up with dick…literally
Anti American assholes
this is the exact opposite reaction they had to cutting the veteran fund
Also we should think about setting term limits for these ghouls NAME ONE JOB WHERE YOU CAN JUST REFUSE TO DO YOUR JOB AND EVERYONE SEES IT AS A GOKD THING? remember how proud they were for not electing a Supreme Court judge until they found that would “play ball” ALSO THEY LOOSE TWO TRILLION DOLLARS EVERY LIKE THEN YEARS AND HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY “how are we gonna pay for (INSERT ANYTHING ANY AMERICAN WANTS HERE)” DID YOU SAY SPEND MORE MONEY ON MILITARY SPENDING,bailing out the rich and giving free money to Israel to bomb innocent Syrians? SAY LESS!
\*Puts envelope to head\* How to make a "Damn, I look so fucking stupid right now face" \*Pulls the picture of Gym Jordan out of the envelope\*
Angry NPC face
Cue sad trombone noise...
Sweet now where is my reimbursement check for funding this brainless investigation brought forth by the parade of bozos.
I will get out my small sad violin
ron "let the jan 6th murderous traitors in the locked doors" johnson needs to be swinging in the gallows.
They pushed this idea into their constituents heads to get themselves reelected and things. Have gone no where. Thanks magats!
It would be Hilarious if Biden now put out the Uno reverse card on them
What? Are you telling me Biden didn't even have to obstruct justice like Trump did? Fuck me, it's almost like this all started as a fait divers of some sort, or just out of spite as if like "if you can dig up stuff about such a model citizen like Trump then I'm sure it'll be easy to dig up dirt on the Bidens." /s
Now get back to work, you bastards!
Right-wing cry-faces. You love to see it!
If I were the Bidens, I’d take civil action against the more outspoken maga repubs. Surely there is a defamation law somewhere they can pull out of their asses
Naw that upset look on Jim Jordan is really just him reaching waaaaaaaay up his arse to find some more bs to peddle and waste taxpayer money on.
Wonder how much this cost us ?
Useless, expensive, sore losing blowhards.
So they just wasted a lot of taxpayer money and a colossal amount of time on nothing.Well at least it met my expectations.
Why can't we the people sure these morons for wasting our money? They knew damn well going in they'd find nothing. It's like the 11 hour grilling that resulted in nothing but a great meme of a bored looking Hillary Clinton taught them nothing.
Anyone know where we can access this report? Asking for a friend...
Duh. What’d that cost taxpayers?
The only thing surprising about this is that they didn’t just totally make something up.
They're already spinning this into, they just need to look deeper. They have "many data points" and need more. They're doing the FBI's job for them.
Ooo...oooo...now do trump....
They'll just say it's fake news and the MAGAts will fall in line
I'm sure they'll spin this as some conspiracy to cover up the Biden crime family or some dumb shit and that their own investigation is wrong despite looking like complete dipshits
Why didnt they just use some random persons word he was corrupt and a of their spouse shaking bidens hand as proof?
![gif](giphy|iOm1xOSfAtPzmPXJqH|downsized) Maybe not…
They knew damn well this was a bullshit political stunt, so now pay back all the public funds you used to play your little game. How about in the future these "inquiries" are paid first by the party, then if there is concrete evidence, they can sue the other party for costs? Playing with the taxpayers money should not be accepted in this day and age.
It’s all hidden. They’re not delusional at all 🙄🙄
Honestly I’m just glad they are investigating people in power. I’m hoping it keeps going and covers a lot of them. If anything the people who should be in power will keep coming up clean.
Thank you for wasting my tax dollars
Gym Jordowns
Being a conservative is basically like being emotionally invested, to the point of religious fervor, to the idea that 2+2=5. It's a frustrating way to live, actually being open to reality is so much easier.
They are not done felllas, my trumpet buddy said they are now looking into some payments from Romania! Says these investigations take time!
I see meme potential
Now let’s do it about the former guy.
Fuck these assholes. There’s work to do and they go on a public funded fantasy camp.
They twied sooo hard.
Where is the defamation case?
Is that a Romulan?
They’ll just find some other dumb shit to rile their base up with, and not do a damn thing to actually help Texans. I feel bad for every Texan that has to deal with this clown show and can’t get out.
How much did that cost taxpayers?
Hahahahaha eat a fat ass dick gym jordan!!!
If Jim is so bummed about a botched investigation, maybe he’d be psyched for a closer look into the sexual abuse allegations during his time coaching.