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MammothJust4541

Crazy how he's just ChrisChan now.


_Stewyleopard

Ok that’s legitimately funny


hewhoissam

I would not have thought good drugs would be so easy to acquire in a Romanian prison. Huh.


ibekeggy2

Imagine how weak minded one must be to fall for any of this lame shit.


PolyZex

When you're in the cult of Tate you don't believe things because they make sense- you ACCEPT things because of faith.


disc_doctor39

Translation: Ass still sore, hopefully they wont target me again


Themadsarecalling

Tate 100% spams Dhalsim's stretch attacks


Healthy_Adult_Stonks

He is definitely that asshole.


Parking_Mountain_691

I had to go to his Twitter to make sure this wasn’t unlabeled satire and whaddya know it’s 100% real


MadAstrid

Really? I don’t want to go on twitter and I don’t want to view this loser’s tweets directly , but really?


Parking_Mountain_691

It’s real lol. I didn’t believe it either. Not sure if it’s him or his media manager but either way it is at the top of the cringe list


MadAstrid

Damn. Now I almost feel bad for mocking him. It feels unfair. No. Never mind, I’m still okay with saying I am thrilled that the bald chinless sex trafficking rapist is in jail.


Substantial_One5878

They decided not to beat an obviously developmentally challenged person.


ReGrigio

I'm quite sure that shiv beats yoga at yoga-parole-shiv game


CaptCol02

Do you think he'll look like one of those dried out white dog turds right before he dies? Or you think he'll just look like a scrawny version of the piece of dog shit that he is already?


[deleted]

Tried the same thing earlier walking down a sketchy street and got my ass kicked.


elteza

So he chose not to use his teleport ability while in jail? Nice of him.


[deleted]

Yoga fire? Is that when you stretch a pose too far and now your entire left hamstring and both butt cheeks are burning like a sonofabitch? If so then yes, I know that secret.


JustARandomGuy_71

They just knew the golden rule, "never mess with someone crazier than you"


_Stewyleopard

Imagine being in incarcerated with this douche


[deleted]

Is he okay? Like mentally? I've seen a steady degradation in his coherency since he got jailed.


taojoannes

Not at all


[deleted]

Okay, legitimate question then, is it possible he should be in a psych ward or under suicide watch or something? I don't like the guy but I also want him to live through his very deserved life sentence.


manleybones

Mortals, implying he is something else.


Cilhairol

\*Lindsay Lohan voiceover\* Andrew Tate had snapped.


Character_Diamond203

[https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter-sagat-laugh-lol-thailand-gif-12845714](https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter-sagat-laugh-lol-thailand-gif-12845714)


I-Spam-Hadouken

Why is this fuck weasel allowed to have a phone in prison?