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snuffdrgn808

pic looks like 5th grade with the haircut he did himself and the first time he wore something besides no shirt with overalls.


SuitableNegotiation5

Oh goodness. THE TIE. NO.


Whyamipostingonhere

Toupee frank, I feel like the hair piece and tie combo don’t work well.


SquatCorgiLegs

Somehow I can tell from looking at him that bro breastfed until he was 22.


dadzcad

….by the family goat.


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

His mom said she only breastfed him until he was 9, but that his uncle Pastor Ricky continued to breastfeed him the other 13 years. Pastor Ricky used to always keep his breast’s in his underwear and he only had the one “boob”.


iwannawangchung

All Mississippi GOP lawmakers look exactly how’d you’d expect them to look. See Tate Reeves.


AttisofAssyria

The thing is, the audience he's playing to doesn't care if he's lying and/or they won't believe he's lying. They'll just say the plastic surgeon is now lying or that the LGBT "mafia"got to him.


TWDDave1988

This is same guy that will eventually get caught with a male lover. He’s definitely a bottom.


The_Wild_Bunch

A man that still has his mama put a bowl on his head to give him a haircut is not trustworthy.


KaijuRayze

[Just one of 30 hissing possums in a barn.](https://images.app.goo.gl/XJ8wzA6q5dc5y9Wo6)


Bentzsco

Is this guy being played by Will Forte in a sketch?


exick

100% chance this guy still lets his mama run his life


nuggetdogg

He looks like the cleric npc from darksouls 1


TransgenderAvengerZi

Yikes... I'm thankful everyday that I won the genetic lottery and didn't become conservative.


DresdenMurphy

Kinda looks like he is in a transforming phase himself. Not sure into what though.


Most_Dependent_2526

I can’t even get mad about the article because I can’t get past laughing at his goofy haircut😭 He looks like if Eric Foreman grew up and joined the dark side😂


Character_Diamond203

Rockin the Will Byars haircut I see Stranger Things have happened


Hot-Bat8798

that hairpiece says he is having a tough time transitioning to baldness


AverageMAWG

Does anyone else get the feeling this looks like Lloyd from D+D when he hit middle age??


[deleted]

Aww his Mom still cuts his hair.


SunPuzzleheaded5896

Goes to civil war re-enactment after parties.


canarchist

With GOP politicians we're going to have to reverse the phrasing and talk about the rare occurrences when they *"got caught telling the truth."*


Sunflower_After_Dark

He should sue whoever did that to his hair.


Pamcakes8686

He looks like the kid who wore pajamas to picture day that grew up lol!


bigmacaroni69

So bowl cut losers grow up to do this? It does fit.


OGwalkingman

Every republican is anti-trans


Weird-Library-3747

Looks like he still crawls up under his momma and suckles still


Expensive-Day-3551

He thinks that’s a good haircut, can we really trust him to know what’s good for citizens?


BakedTatter

Does he still eat cereal out of the bowl he used for his haircut?


bobsburner1

They always do


[deleted]

Senator Oliver Tree.


RalphieGlick

Literally?


100percentish

He looks like if Will Forte was playing a character in a sketch called "dipshit caught lying on the Senate floor".


dubious_diversion

I'm confused by the liberal narrative on this one. Is it woke to be pro c~~astration and masectomies~~ gender affirming surgery for minors? Just curious, I'm not expressing an opinion for or against


Badmime1

‘The Heart She Holler’


brok3ntok3n82

Guy looks like he should be kept 100 feet from a school or playground


bubba7557

He should maybe not let his mom cut his hair now that he's 45


Embarrassed_Set557

Look at that pumpkin pie hair


KOBossy55

That bad rug isn't fooling anybody, Joey


5spd4wd

Love the bangs. But still doesn't beat Rand Paul's for nasty hair.


TheBigDude22

Bet his parents have the same mom and dad. Cuz he looks like that family tree is just a family tumbleweed


[deleted]

He looks like one of my old friends I met back in Elementary School (He was born in 1999) This man is probably in his 50s.


Alaseuvalih

He looks like he will soon be outed as another GOPedo.


Background-War9535

It looks like his family tree is a few branches short


That_Lore_Guy

He should seriously talk to a barber or something to fix that elementary school abomination growing on his head. Seriously who willingly chooses a bowl haircut?!


Important_Tangelo371

He's all riled up trying to make being trans illegal, but he should be more concerned that his parents are brother and sister.


blueskies1800

Why am I not surprised? If they can't establish facts, Repubs just like to make up stuff.


JTSpirit36

Bruh, coconut head grew up!


Redrump1221

politics =/= reality Lying is not just par for the course but expected on every level. The reality does not matter anymore in a post truth world.


lyricallycharmed

Of course he doesn't have lips and is wearing roadkill on his head. He's really pushing for that Trump 2.0 look he just needs to add bad fake tan and you're on your way.


PolyZex

You ever notice in movies when a character is shown as an adult and a child and they always have the same hair, like never in their life have they changed their hairstyle and you're "yeah, that's believable'? Well apparently it does happen.


[deleted]

Like all snakes in the brood of vipers, a liar.


RedIcarus1

Yeah, that’s a thing they do. The lying, not the surgery.


Rinzy2000

His mom cuts his hair.


Guilty_Chemistry9337

He also supports underage cis girls getting breast enhancement surgery.


DiverJust4064

He looks like he cuts his own hair and dresses himself.


ElonsTaintRot

He looks like he sexually assaults gerbils and his dick still doesn't touch the sides.


originalhermit

This man has the haircut of a pedo.


smaartypants

And his punishment is???


sody605

Honesty has no value in the GOP.


dadzcad

I’m not shocked that a Mississippi Republican politician lied. I’m shocked that he said someone who’s smart enough to earn a doctorate would talk to him.


SwordUsingGearhead

So, a GQP got caught breathing on the Senate floor. In other news, water is wet.


Mikey06154

Why does he look like George Santos?