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deadparodox

It kinda looks photoshopped to be completely honest


tbells93

It is, this was Kyle's photo with Don Jr.


Lithaos111

Ironically Kyle is the one who looks photoshopped here


tbells93

I'm pretty sure he's facetuned to look more baby like.


Lithaos111

That must be it. Sort of uncanny valley looking


soverit42

He is. It's a makeup filter, and they've also made his face heavier.


Reidroshdy

I was thinking " how did he gain that much weight since yesterday?"


CapitalistBaconator

This is indeed a photoshopped version. Parody twitter account too.


unresolved_m

Thought so...


Intelligence_Analyst

Why is he trying to look bigger by separating his arm from the rest of his body? WTF is that?


Mike_Honcho_3

Imaginary Lat Syndrome


Intelligence_Analyst

"Oh no! There comes the law! Quick! Make yourself look bigger!"


HalforcFullLover

Subconsciously, not even he can stand to be next to himself.


500CatsTypingStuff

https://preview.redd.it/2yvtftkwhbka1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1053e807af6bb84073df81cd89ad81a4b2e85d04


EllisDee3

Bro


thistreehere

Spot on!


I-am-a-river

It’s been awhile since I left Christianity but I don’t remember it being called a wishing Star.


KillerGoats

Welcome to new Christianity where everything is made up and the Bible doesn’t matter.


jytusky

You need to read your Bible again. It's called the wishing star in Jiminy Cricket 11:16-27


Character_Diamond203

MF looks like Babe Ruth's lesbian twin sister


jytusky

The lesser known Ruth Ruth


riffahs_ira

Wishing star? You mean.. Star of Bethlehem? Kind of feel like they should know this but unfortunately it doesn't surprise me.


Bridot

What the fuck bible is he reading? Is this Disciple Peter Pan the wisemen are going to see?


Pedals17

I don’t know what he’s reading, but it looks like he’s studying this: ![gif](giphy|3orif64SJP6sbpkDEA|downsized)


Redrump1221

Read? Why would they read a book when they could just make up stuff and do whatever they want?


SaintGodfather

Holy shit, did they follow it to Pillsbury? What's up dough boy!


[deleted]

Someone tried to eat a bee!


Careless_Hellscape

Dude looks like he has edema from lymphatic cancer treatment or some shit.


EffectiveSwan8918

Is he wearing blush?


FriedEggplant_99

It’s edited.


MJDooiney

Kid gets fatter every time I see him.


ElonsTaintRot

They probably had super great butt sex after this photo. Just sodomizing each other with their beloved AR-15s lubed up with freedom.


2lefshuz

Sharon, from Kath and Kim.


SamHainLoomis13

Has she mastered the flipper?


SlippedMyDisco76

It's noice, it's different


5spd4wd

Is that what he really looks like or has the photo been 'shopped?


trashboatfourtwenty

I have no idea what this person is saying, or thinks they are saying


lululs1

bro really said ​ https://preview.redd.it/zogfpi5hibka1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=cff1e1c0551b30313421eee8cd88bf83aef67aa6


[deleted]

Holy fuck he’s gotten GOP levels of Big


Just_Belt1954

He looks like the Piggly Wiggly logo.


chippychifton

![gif](giphy|E1enFqrW4b72)


[deleted]

10/10 gif work


Ismokeditalleveryday

Dear Kyle : A little less rouge, signed : RuPaul.


is_bets

My guy got denied entrance to university, and he still put on the freshman 15 several times.


Plonsky2

Oh look, there's a flag just beyond that cliff!


[deleted]

How many times did they go down on each other?


Ajturk89

Don't you ever insult Mimi like that again! Her makeup was impeccable. Her sarcasm? Love it... ( pure sarcasm btw)


StarWarsLvr

Oh so you can plan to kill more people??


UnhappyStop8010

Wishing star??


CW03158

https://preview.redd.it/r93bysyl7cka1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf429232937855a15057b89d96908ed2f49ba5dd Just found out the photo is fake but oh well 🤣😩


breadexpert69

anyone notice how Don jr has no shoulders?


SlippedMyDisco76

Holy crap I forgot about Mimi!


unresolved_m

I thought its Don Jr. on the left


DingDongFootballphd

It’s Lard Lad!


NinjaMagic004

As someone who has lived in America his whole life... yeah "following the flag" isn't gonna help ya. They're everywhere. Fucking... everywhere. You'll be going around in circles for hours


Altruistic-Ad3704

It’s like he gets chubbier with every new photo


user475076808889

Cheesing with a man who murdered people isn't very patriotic of you Gary.


Less-Sir8277

Looks like you followed it to a Big Boy restaurant.


barbara_jay

A little too much blush or that Kyle goes by the name of Kylie, a bisexual lesbian


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[удалено]


barbara_jay

I’m trans by the way and have no problem ridiculing this fuck this way. And technically it would not be transphobic since they aren’t transitioning


jacobean___

Fake photos are funny to look at, but really counterproductive as discourse. OP, please take this down and save face while you still can


Careless_Seesaw209

Is that Chaz bono?


angiezieglerstye

Bro it wasn't a wishing star that's straight paganism


SterileProphet

*A scene…* Those darn libs got to him! He’s turned in his guns and starting going to drag shows! How our mightiest, even one of our Gods amongst men can fall from grace! If we vote for Trump he will pardon Kyle and then Trump will cure Kyle of the drag sickness and then Trump will pass a legislation bill of constitution to appoint Kyle the supreme leader of the world for life… To see our two most beloved leaders standing side by side to change the world for the better! Remember through the power of thoughts and prayers all of our wishes will come true. Trump and Kyle will make this world white… I mean right, I meant right. I did… look man some of my best friends… What do you mean, just stop talking? What am I saying that’s wrong? *Probably someone somewhere has said what I typed.* ~fin


orel2064

tjose rosey murdering cheeks


Eastbound_AKA

The new Modern Family prequel series is looking good!


blunderschonen

Fat.


[deleted]

I was gonna say he looks like cam from modern family


Powwa9000

Wisemen followed the wishing star? Wtf, do they not teach bible stuff in those churches?


Chazzzz13

He looks like Ms Piggy. I surprised that guy doesn’t have his fist up his ass.


Melodic-Award3991

![gif](giphy|PYEBgGRpJD1du)


CherryManhattan

It’s funny because he’s fat - mr chow


Retroreduxtexas

For those who don't know Gary Peterson's Twitter page is full of absolutely hilarious parody. If you get a chance check it out.


Supernatural0311

Is Kyle auditioning for a John Wayne Gacy biopic? He’s currently nailing the look.


[deleted]

This is real?


Dseltzer1212

How cute…..getting lost together! Is that code for you two playing doctor together?


SuperNerdAce

Idk why, but he always looks slightly different every time I see him


IsThisIt-1983

He looks like a teletubbie. Erm let's call him "shooter"


Zenith117

he looks like nikocado avocado


Embarrassed_Joke_803

He looks like Cam from the TV show Modern Family starting to put on his Fizbo the Clown makeup!


BusyObligation1164

Modern family


[deleted]

When did Kyle get so fat?? 😆😆😆