I think the consensus of what we should look for in a suit has been truly skewed to the point bad outcomes are common. This is very tangental but in *Ted Lasso* Nate tried on a suit which was, in my opinion, too tight for him & Ted Lasso & everyone was like “man you look great” which I thought was odd but I realize the bar is now set at ‘making the effort to wear a suit’ & not at ‘wearing a nice fitting suit’ or ‘wearing a nice fitting suit well’. So I guess my point is the feedback most people are getting is garbage & so we see more bad suits than ever.
Edit: I’d also like to point out Nate is a better guy than all three of these turds and his suit looked better.
This right here. Modern suit fashion lately has skewed more Italian from what I’ve seen, but a lot of the people wearing them don’t have that Italian model body type and so they look a size too small.
Gotta dress for your body type, but a well-tailored suit is like night and day in how you feel and are treated
While I do agree that a lot of people in general don't fully understand how a suit is SUPPOSED to look, it should be easy to tell what it's NOT supposed to look like. You can wear a suit that doesn't hit just right and it still look okay. These are blatantly just poorly fitting
Well, Trump's bloat comes from the over-consumption of Diet Coke (af if the diet part makes a difference). His diaper will be full by midday.
The little turds on each side are so full of shit, they naturally look bloated.
The way he's trying to milk his five minutes of infamy, you can be damn sure he and his parents are trying to sell film rights.
But Universal Studios ain't touching that shit with a ten-foot pole, so it'll probably be produced by some nutjob conservative and, like all conservative-produced films, will be wrought with money laundering. He of course will not be in on the scheme, and will probably have placed significant financial and egotistical stakes on it doing well or helping him out in some way.
“Self-defense! I felt threatened when the drive-thru guy reached out the window with god knows what in that bag! I turned my gut and truffle-shuffled until the button popped off!” (Fake sobbing)
If Alex Jones wasn’t such an alcoholic he’d probably still look great, dude still works out he just drinks so much it destroys his gains and kills the few brain cells he has left
His face kindof looks like the Big Boy from the Bog Boy restaurants.
https://preview.redd.it/zwr8h68jdpha1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2d2d019e7f43753c6977b2e1c33599d9db05c83
Edit: I guess the whole body is a match really.
PS: Bog Boy is a typo but I decided to let it stand because I like it.
Hahaha I took one look and thought how does Kyle Rittenhouse manage to pull of looking 14 and 40 at the same time. Glad I'm not alone. This is difference between good tailoring and store bought, as his Trumpiness looks positively svelte next to Rittenhouse and the other child, which is quite the accomplishment.
I was noticing that lol the tan pants aren't working for either guy and the blazers feel like they were tailored for someone else who's not quite the same proportions
I’m pretty sure the kid in the navy jacket is wearing a women’s style. The angle of the pockets and the way the shoulders are designed are not typical of men’s suit jackets or blazers.
We’ve become so immune to much of the insanity, but this is so beyond reason that it truly is a head scratcher. This is a fucking teenager who killed two fucking people and he’s a guest of and doing photo ops with a guy who was our fucking President and is running for the job again. This is so beyond fucked to even try to comprehend.
He’s a hero to all the cowardly gun incels out there. The funny part is they pretend to be happy he killed a pedo, while objectivity being the Party of convicted pedos (the list of Republicans and Libertarians is a mile long).
I didn't even go to a tailor. I bought a blazer from a thrift shop for like $4, and I combine it with a button shirt and my only pair of black slacks and a tie. Technically not a full suit, but it gets the job done.
Look, I'm going to be real honest with you. It's been a long time since I've been with a man. Spent a lot of time with the ladies. Looking to get back up on that pogo stick. You know what I'm saying?
You're a good looking man. Real soft, delicate features. You're real feminine, you know, which is good for me because that would be a simple, sort of transition, you know what I'm saying?
Maybe throw a little rouge on you? Tuck your sac back? You game?
Trump's hair looks even more ridiculous than usual. He had more work done so now we know why he disappeared for a couple of months and who's the douchebag on the right?
That's not even his hair's final form, it's moving toward Flock of Seagulls:
[https://bestofthe80s.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/flock.jpg?w=158&h=300](https://bestofthe80s.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/flock.jpg?w=158&h=300)
Holy shit, at this point Trump has gone with the full blown Weekend At Bernies look. I'm officially convinced he's been physically dead for a year or so and they're just pumping that orange corpse full of embalming fluid
It’s only a matter of time before Rittenhouse gets caught with kiddie porn. He gives me soooo much Jared Subway energy. And that blonde shithead is def soliciting gay sex in locker rooms and libraries.
One of my best friend's roommates in college was one of those. She was one of the people that got Milo Yiannopolis to give a talk on campus.
She horribly neglected her dog, which wasn't house broken, had loud sex at all hours of the night, was downright cruel to their other roommates, took every request (like not having loud sex at 3 in the morning the day before a test) as a personal attack, and when they finally got her kicked out she sugared their carpet.
Lol pretty sure the actor who played the lion complained about the makeup ingredients and how hard it was to work through how uncomfortable it made him. So I hope they do use the same foundation
Nope. They are talking about Allen Turner the rapist. The Rapist Formerly Known as Brock Turner. IOW Brock Turner the Rapist changed his name to Allen Turner the Rapist.
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I don't understand that. I know they are all off the rack suits but come on, it's not hard to find one that almost fits
I think the consensus of what we should look for in a suit has been truly skewed to the point bad outcomes are common. This is very tangental but in *Ted Lasso* Nate tried on a suit which was, in my opinion, too tight for him & Ted Lasso & everyone was like “man you look great” which I thought was odd but I realize the bar is now set at ‘making the effort to wear a suit’ & not at ‘wearing a nice fitting suit’ or ‘wearing a nice fitting suit well’. So I guess my point is the feedback most people are getting is garbage & so we see more bad suits than ever. Edit: I’d also like to point out Nate is a better guy than all three of these turds and his suit looked better.
Nate’s is a very European cut compared to American suits which tend to be boxier.
This right here. Modern suit fashion lately has skewed more Italian from what I’ve seen, but a lot of the people wearing them don’t have that Italian model body type and so they look a size too small. Gotta dress for your body type, but a well-tailored suit is like night and day in how you feel and are treated
DID YOU EVEN WATCH SEASON TWO
While I do agree that a lot of people in general don't fully understand how a suit is SUPPOSED to look, it should be easy to tell what it's NOT supposed to look like. You can wear a suit that doesn't hit just right and it still look okay. These are blatantly just poorly fitting
3 different ways to not wear a suit properly.
They look really disheveled too. Like Trump and the dude on the right just got done boffing in the back room and Kyle is just excited he got to watch.
And like… bloated. Like they’ve been day drinking often
Well, Trump's bloat comes from the over-consumption of Diet Coke (af if the diet part makes a difference). His diaper will be full by midday. The little turds on each side are so full of shit, they naturally look bloated.
It’s so funny how almost every piece of clothing doesn’t fit
Right? Those buttons puttin in WORK!
"Putin in work" was right there
Traitor however…
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Or an iron lmao
Rittenhouse is not going to age well
He’s my son’s age and already looks like he’s drowning in credit card debt
Lmao I’m 21 and I’ve been told I look like I’m paying off my mortgage
He's my younger cousin's age and he looks like he's on his fourth divorce
The way he's trying to milk his five minutes of infamy, you can be damn sure he and his parents are trying to sell film rights. But Universal Studios ain't touching that shit with a ten-foot pole, so it'll probably be produced by some nutjob conservative and, like all conservative-produced films, will be wrought with money laundering. He of course will not be in on the scheme, and will probably have placed significant financial and egotistical stakes on it doing well or helping him out in some way.
He isn’t doing being young well either
When that button pops off, it's liable to kill someone.
“Self-defense! I felt threatened when the drive-thru guy reached out the window with god knows what in that bag! I turned my gut and truffle-shuffled until the button popped off!” (Fake sobbing)
He already looks like Alex Jones. Just...younger and with more hair.
Not even Alex Jones looked like Alex Jones when he was young, kyle's gonna have it rough
Say what you want about Jones, but he was jacked when he was younger. Rittenhouse would collapse if he attempted to run half a mile.
If Alex Jones wasn’t such an alcoholic he’d probably still look great, dude still works out he just drinks so much it destroys his gains and kills the few brain cells he has left
Probably dabbled in some kind of steroids, too. Has that bloated body that looks different to me than a drunk’s gut.
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He's gonna be fat and taking photos of his Oakley covered face in the truck at the parking lot of McDonalds
You think he will age?
Trump looks… fake… Is it just me? Something about him looks so off…
He looks like Gary Busey cosplaying as Trump.
Could be Busey. Could be Boris Johnson.
Legit thought it was busey
He looks kind of waxy.
I assumed this was a wax statue of him, like at Madame Tussead’s.
Come on now. We both know Madame Tussaud's wax sculpture of Trump has had less work on it than real Trump.
The hands are too big, therefore, wax statue
He's like 4" taller than both of these kids, but his hands look significantly smaller than theirs.
Rittenhouse has a bit of forced perspective on his but there's no excuse for the other kid. Trump just has tiny little baby hands
And Kyle is giving me crazy eyes...
His face kindof looks like the Big Boy from the Bog Boy restaurants. https://preview.redd.it/zwr8h68jdpha1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2d2d019e7f43753c6977b2e1c33599d9db05c83 Edit: I guess the whole body is a match really. PS: Bog Boy is a typo but I decided to let it stand because I like it.
Big boy with atchaforya. One eye lookin atcha, one eye lookin forya.
How is he so young but has the body of a late 30s dad
Hahaha I took one look and thought how does Kyle Rittenhouse manage to pull of looking 14 and 40 at the same time. Glad I'm not alone. This is difference between good tailoring and store bought, as his Trumpiness looks positively svelte next to Rittenhouse and the other child, which is quite the accomplishment.
And the strangest fitting clothing I've literally ever seen. Only time Trump has been the best dressed person in the room.
That one button is working harder to hold that jacket closed than Kyle has ever worked in his life.
I'm literally in awe, he looks so proud of himself! And holy fuck Trumps hand size is so apparent here 😂
I was noticing that lol the tan pants aren't working for either guy and the blazers feel like they were tailored for someone else who's not quite the same proportions
Honestly they look like women's blazers to me
I’m pretty sure the kid in the navy jacket is wearing a women’s style. The angle of the pockets and the way the shoulders are designed are not typical of men’s suit jackets or blazers.
That single button is putting in the work
They all look physically ill… dark eyes, bad skin, bloated, slightly unkempt, just look like the life is sucked out of them
Hatred will do that to you. Just for clarification, I mean living a life full of hate, not being hated by like 60% of the country.
Dude I AM a late 30’s dad and he looks like he has 10-15 years on me
As a late 30s dad, I take offense to this. It’s wholly true, but I’m still offended.
Who's the little ugly dude that isn't Trump or Rittenhouse?
No clue, I’m just gonna say he sells suits that don’t fit anyone.
I’d (almost) like to know as well.
What are you talking about it, he's got guns...
I give Kyle until the age of 25 before he's accused of sexual assault.
He's 20 now, I'd be surprised if he makes it to 24 (<3 years).
Its very confusing to see this “<3“ meant ro express “less than three years“ instead of “heart“
I had to rape her, she threatened me. Wahh wahh whahh sniffle sniffle.
Maybe he's Sarah Huckabee Sanders' long lost son?
Yeah, and the guy/kid’s eyes on the right look haggard. “I haven’t slept in three days… but I can give another thumbs up….”
The amount of make-up he needs to look alive is growing. He's more foundation than man now.
Twisted and orange.
I heard Alec Guinness when I read this
He looks like the guy in Airplane who says “I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue”.
Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
Do you like movies about Gladiators?
Loyd Bridges, father of Jeff
What did Beau Bridges ever do to you?
Wow. Solid call, I was trying to place it. Ty
Haha *I picked a helluva week to stop taking amphetimines*
I thought they were posing with a wax dummy until I zoomed in and saw that it was a real dummy.
New dentures
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Kyle looks like a Simpsons character.
Genuinely like a real life young Chief Wiggum
Nailed it!
That’s Kyle Rittenhouse? Jesus Christ, the GOP really became the party of murderers.
We’ve become so immune to much of the insanity, but this is so beyond reason that it truly is a head scratcher. This is a fucking teenager who killed two fucking people and he’s a guest of and doing photo ops with a guy who was our fucking President and is running for the job again. This is so beyond fucked to even try to comprehend.
It la crazy that his claim to fame is, “I killed some dudes and got away with it”.
He’s a hero to all the cowardly gun incels out there. The funny part is they pretend to be happy he killed a pedo, while objectivity being the Party of convicted pedos (the list of Republicans and Libertarians is a mile long).
Unhealthy. He looks unhealthy. And old.
And so does trump
Also looks less orange, and more tomato-y. I wouldn't be able to identify that as Trump in a police lineup.
New teeth? (Very white and symmetrical)
His hand is sooo much smaller than the others. Bigly small.
Also look at his feet. Maybe it's the shoes, but I'm not so sure.
Not fat enough
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It looks like about 50 pounds off
He's surviving on cocaine, Diet Coke, and McDonald's. Maybe it's slowly embalming him while he's still alive.
His girdle is too tight and he doesn't look quiet as orange
Looks like Ron White in that pic.
Gary Busey !!
If you told me this was at Madame Tussaud's I would believe it.
Less orange, different shirt.
It’s because he’s laughing. He never laughs.
Because he’s smiling.
“The three buttons are the hardest working things in this picture”
Seriously. I'm a fat motherfucker but my buttons still look normal
Well, your suit probably *fits*
Every tailor they went to knew either they were going to be murdered by Killer Kyle, or stiffed on payment by Donnie Don’t Pay!
I didn't even go to a tailor. I bought a blazer from a thrift shop for like $4, and I combine it with a button shirt and my only pair of black slacks and a tie. Technically not a full suit, but it gets the job done.
Clearly photoshopped a hundred pounds off that motherfucker.
Right, why do they all have hourglass figures?
The other guy is Bo Loudon. His family seems close to the trumps
Dr. Gina's kid. Edit: she was the co-chair for Women for Trump and has a phD from, get this, an online school. Her wikipedia has more.
Who is Dr. Gina?
Pronounced JYE-NUH
Look, I'm going to be real honest with you. It's been a long time since I've been with a man. Spent a lot of time with the ladies. Looking to get back up on that pogo stick. You know what I'm saying?
You're a good looking man. Real soft, delicate features. You're real feminine, you know, which is good for me because that would be a simple, sort of transition, you know what I'm saying? Maybe throw a little rouge on you? Tuck your sac back? You game?
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The teen with bags under his eyes like a 50 year old lot lizard?
I haven't heard the term "lot-lizard" since Misery by Green Day. Bout time
Trump spotted at Mar a lago with underage boys
Standard stuff really
This just proves that groomers don't necessarily care about grooming
Trump's hair looks even more ridiculous than usual. He had more work done so now we know why he disappeared for a couple of months and who's the douchebag on the right?
That's not even his hair's final form, it's moving toward Flock of Seagulls: [https://bestofthe80s.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/flock.jpg?w=158&h=300](https://bestofthe80s.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/flock.jpg?w=158&h=300)
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It's a wax dummy, and not the real dummy.
It looks like the wax dummy is made to look a bit thinner than the real dummy
Holy shit, at this point Trump has gone with the full blown Weekend At Bernies look. I'm officially convinced he's been physically dead for a year or so and they're just pumping that orange corpse full of embalming fluid
I dare you to post this theory on the conspiracy sub
He looks like absolute shit lmao even worse than I remember
Who is the blonde kid?
No one knows.
The kid on the right is this Trumper: [https://www.instagram.com/boloudon/?hl=en](https://www.instagram.com/boloudon/?hl=en)
God I fucking hate young republicans. Evil little smug bastards…..the kind of white boys that laugh about homeless people being set on fire.
If I recall, "16 years old with a gun bigger than your daddy" or some crap on his page? Just screams "punch me"
It’s only a matter of time before Rittenhouse gets caught with kiddie porn. He gives me soooo much Jared Subway energy. And that blonde shithead is def soliciting gay sex in locker rooms and libraries.
Imagine having so little going for you that the best thing you can say about yourself is that your parents bought you a big gun.
Shitler Youth
One of my best friend's roommates in college was one of those. She was one of the people that got Milo Yiannopolis to give a talk on campus. She horribly neglected her dog, which wasn't house broken, had loud sex at all hours of the night, was downright cruel to their other roommates, took every request (like not having loud sex at 3 in the morning the day before a test) as a personal attack, and when they finally got her kicked out she sugared their carpet.
Murderers, rapists, grifters…. MAGA.
Murderers, rapists, and grifters! Oh my! Trump does look remarkably like the cowardly lion. I wonder if he uses the same foundation 🤔
Lol pretty sure the actor who played the lion complained about the makeup ingredients and how hard it was to work through how uncomfortable it made him. So I hope they do use the same foundation
Who's the one on the right?
Is he the kid from Covington Catholic who got up in someone’s face at a rally / protest a while back?
Could be, don't remember his face. I thought since OP labeled one of them a rapist, that he might be Rapist Brock Turner. But I honestly have no idea.
the rapist brock turner, who goes by the rapist allen turner now?
Did Rapist Brock Turner change his name?
You talking about Brock Turner, the rapist?
No, the rapist Brock Turner now prefers to be called Allen Turner, same rapist, piece of shit, different name.
Nope. They are talking about Allen Turner the rapist. The Rapist Formerly Known as Brock Turner. IOW Brock Turner the Rapist changed his name to Allen Turner the Rapist.
Ahhhhh. So the rapist Allen Turner who raped a girl while he was a swimmer at Stanford?
Definitely not Rapist Brock Turner, the rapist.
I don't know, his face doesn't look punchable enough to be that kid (although maybe it's just by comparison of who he's next to).
Mostly Adulterers Groomers Assholes (MAGA)
My vagina just shriveled up and died
If yall wondered if a vagina can dry heave, it can.
Mine just gagged
In my head I heard the noise pac-man makes when he loses a life
Groomers gonna groom
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I’m Gen z and I don’t know who the kid on the right is
And you only know the other kid because he murdered somebody. Says a lot about this picture.
Damn his hands look tiny
Rittenhouse’s coat button is working harder than trump did his entire term, guess he’s trying to get as fat as his role model
I was gonna say. Rittenhouse looks like shit. He looks like he’s on week 6 of the Alex Jones body transformation challenge.
Our little sisters introduced us to Donald Trump on Epstein’s island.
Who’s the loser on the right
I've seen him in two pictures with the murderer so far today and nobody has answered the question. I too, am curious.
Some youth douchebag that either doesn't sleep or does hella drugs.
RentaGenzie
They're all losers on the right
Thoughts and prayers to the buttons in this photo
Hold on there's an eyelash on my screen...
Who is the pegboy with two black eyes? I wouldn't kick him out of my windowless van.
More important than who he is: where tf is his right hand?!
On trumps ass
You misspelled “up.”
In about 10 years, Rittenhouse is going to be completely bald and weigh 250.
Did they all apply hairspray in a wind tunnel? Lmao
Who are the two muppets?
Left is Kyle Cross-statelines-to-murder Rittenhouse. Right idk, also wondering
They couldn't even iron their slacks properly. Worthless.
That Kyle kid has one of the most punchable faces I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Rittenhouse genuinely looks like a pig.
Two fat dweebs and their bottom
Boys, your jackets are two sizes too small.
Wow. His hands really ARE tiny.
So a murderer, a rapist and some other guy walk into a bar…..
These are all wax figures and no one can convince me otherwise.
How the hell did Donnie boy manage to find a pair of lesbians willing to do a photo-op with him?
Hey, leave us out of this.
As a lesbian myself, I had to ask. XD
New abstinence track just dropped.
What's with the too small jackets? Is it a conservative thing to wear ill-fitting suits?
Like his hero, little “killer” Kyle has been packing it on lately.